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Okay, I hate to do this, (mainly because it spoils the next battle), but, I need help. >.< I'm planning to use Atticus Finch in battle. Only problem is, I can't decide on his opponent. I've narrowed it down to Johnny Cochran, Phoenix Wright, (though, I would prefer not to use him. I try to limit my "fictional vs fictional" battlers.) or a civil rights activist. (MLK, Al Sharpton, or Jesse Jackson)
So, yeah, help?
Finished my latest battle! And thanks to a suggestion by one of the people I sent a PM too, I decided to go a different direction than I originally planned. Due to me spoiling one of the battlers, I'm just going to post the battle. :)
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[spoiler:92i71vgc]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS!
VS!
ATTICUS FINCH!
BEGIN!
John Roberts:
Hope you're ready, because you're dealing with the Chief Justice.
I'll spit lines so quickly, I'll put you down like you're rabid!
Don't be so surprised, my victory's just common sense!
The Supreme Court and I will strike you down in a 9-0 decision!
You come from a book so pretentious, that even Ayn Rand would get annoyed.
In the real world, your courtroom antics wouldn't survive a day.
I considered bringing the other Justices, but you're having trouble with one!
Are Scout and Jem adopted? Because I wonder if you could ever bed a woman.
Atticus Finch:
With all due respect your honor, your rhymes aren't sound.
I truly hope Obamacare covers a lyrical beatdown.
An inspiration to lawyers, even a hero I've been called.
In a battle of minds, law, and justice, you'll be mauled.
Don't be so naive to think you could defeat me, John.
You think you're deserving of your title? Sorry, but, I have to say you're wrong.
Your court is so divided, it's always a 5-4 decision.
Sorry, but I don't have time for political activism!
JR:
F*** you, Finch! Go back to Maycomb County where you actually have street cred!
Before I beat your a** so hard, you'd rather be fighting Judge Dredd!
You're pathetic! A lawyer in name only.
A hero? Inspiration? That's almost funny.
You're done here. A baliff will escort you out soon.
This is over. Get the f*** out of my courtroom!
*spoken*
Atticus Finch: Your honor, I object!
John Roberts: Objection overruled!
*Atticus has a look of anger on his face, as he storms out of
the courtroom. As he leaves, we see a man in a blue suit adjusting
his tie, as the man walks into the courtroom*
WHO IS THIS? A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS THE BATTLE?
???: OBJECTION!
IT'S...IT'S!
PHOENIX WRIGHT!
Wright:
I'm here put a stop to this obviously corrupted trial!
I've seen my share of crazies, but you win by a mile!
It's a sad situation when I'd rather be whipped than deal with you.
When I'm through with you, your retirement will be coming real soon!
Your victory is common sense? I spy a contradiction!
All your rulings do is create political friction!
For an honorable justice, you are far too crass.
You've only come close to a woman in an abortion case. TAKE F***ING THAT![/spoiler:92i71vgc]
Nice battle! Finch/Wright owned!
For those who are interested, I've gotten the demo of FruityLoops, and have started to create beats! Only done one so far, and it's for my first rap battle: Slenderman vs. Bogeyman. Admittedly, it IS my first, and...not very good XD
Link (apologies for it being on Photobucket. Don't have a YouTube.)
New battle! Fun Fact about this one: I actually saw this idea on the comments of Obama vs. Romney.
Now, for hints. This is a first name battle. (Like Mr. T vs. Mr Rogers, or Napoleon vs. Napoleon.) The first battler you might say, hates it hot. The second has a nickname for a having a scar or two on a part of his body.
Guess away! =)
Aww, no one wants to guess? :|
Ah well, guess I'll just get it through. :D
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[spoiler:2ifzr09g]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
AL GORE!
VS!
AL CAPONE!
BEGIN!
Al Gore:
Climate change is a threat to humanity, but you sure aren't.
My raps will leave you bewildered like those Florida old farts!
Crime boss of Chicago? Don't make me laugh!
Katherine Harris was more threatening than your pathetic a**!
I can give your face more scars if wanna go,
'cause I'm VP of beating this sorry fool!
When a s***ty crime boss dies, will you make a sound?
Because I'm going to smash you harder than a Florida recount!
Al Capone:
You're gonna live up you're name, Gore,
when I'm through with you, there'll be a lot of "you" on the floor!
I'll give you some pain that only the Windy City can offer!
Your presedential run failed so hard, you made people ashamed to be southern!
Your VP was scared s***less of videogame violence,
how 'bout I bring out real life violence? I'll have some sweet silence!
I'm Scarface, I'm a bada**, you can't even touch my life!
You say cow farts are killing the world? Man, why do you insult your wife?
Al Gore:
It's an inconvinient truth...that you're losing, Capone!
Considering how many siblings you had, how many guys did your mom bone?
You ruled the streets, I rule the enviroment,
and that's the only thing from which you can't extort a cent!
I make far more money than you, and legally for one!
And secondly, how are you tough s*** when you got busted for tax evasion!?
Al Capone:
I'm feeling nostalgic...reminds me of St. Valentine.
You've lived a mediocre life, and now you're out of time!
How exactly is spreading doom and gloom peaceful again?
Your trophies are worthless when faced with a shotgun!
I've been ingrained into this country, Chicago will never forget!
Is the heat getting to you, Al? You think you created the internet![/spoiler:2ifzr09g]
"You say cow farts are killing the world? Man, why do you insult your wife?"
Really funny line! I liked the rap, but towards the end I kinda didn't feel it. Still very enjoyable though!
Admittedly, I wasn't particularly happy with Gore's second verse, but, being that I'm not feeling all that well, (and I had messed with several different times) I decided to just keep it the way it was right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess Blue
But, on that note, with my rap battles hitting double digits in number, (and I'll also be putting a poll up) in the forumer's opinion who do you think deserves a rematch? Whoever gets the most votes will either be for this Season's finale, (which, will be near the end of December, more than likely.) or the start of the next season.
Additionally, I have a job! I don't know when I'll be starting, but, I'm signing paperwork and all that jazz this Sunday. So, that may or may not interfere with my writing, and the battles may not come out as quick as they usually do.
Congratulations on the job! I understand how hard rap battles can be to create (I'm stuck on my very first one's first verse!) and I admire how you were able to put it together!
Keep at it man, and the battles are worth any potential wait!
Bumping this. Instead of going with a rematch poll, (because, honestly, I've kind of decided the rematch I want to end this season on.) I've decided to toss up a poll asking who deserves to return in the eventual Season 2! More than likely the winner will face an entirely new opponent, or I might just get lazy and toss the winner and the second place person against each other. The latter will probably not happen though.
Speaking of being of lazy, I'm debating whether or not I want to add one of my older rap battles, just so you can see one of the battles I didn't post on the forum (I'd have to rewrite it, however. I deleted the folder.) or create a new one from scratch.