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I, too, hath bestowed upon the men i believe should return in seadon 2 a vote!
these should be real battles. they are extremely thought out and original
someone get the ERBsignal!
Reminds me of me when I used to make battles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Burroughs
[quote=Sinister Spike]Reminds me of me when I used to make battles.[/quote:2xbpitga]Quote:
Originally Posted by "Edgar Rice Burroughs":2xbpitga
they aren't my battles at all though (Im not sure thats what you were implying or not) :shrug:
[quote=Edgar Rice Burroughs][quote="Sinister Spike":3t85ikth]Reminds me of me when I used to make battles.[/quote:3t85ikth]Quote:
Originally Posted by "Edgar Rice Burroughs":3t85ikth
they aren't my battles at all though (Im not sure thats what you were implying or not) :shrug:[/quote:3t85ikth]
I was talking FoolMeNever's. I used to make battles, but recently stopped. I'm probably going to start again sometime, though.
Wow, thanks all!
Though, I don't know if someone knew this, you can vote for up to 5 characters. I'm just saying, because, (according to my side. The polls sometimes act weird for me.) it's showing there were 11 votes.
Finished my latest battle, and I'm working on the banner!
While I'm doing that though, feel free to guess the matchup. It's two singers, who, in my opinion, are from two totally different genres. Initials are JC and AR. One shares a name with a Square Enix game! (slightly different spelling, however) :D
BOOM!
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[spoiler:22ijnl24]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHNNY CASH!
VS!
AXL ROSE!
BEGIN!
Johnny Cash:
Sport, you just fell into the Ring of Fire!
'Cause you're dealing with FLAMES when you battle a country star!
Metal isn't music, it's just a teenage tantrum set to words.
If you ask me, the Hall of Fame f***ed up with you turds!
Kid, you've got no guns, but plenty of roses!
There's probably another reason you're that homophobic!
It's a one in a million chance to go toe to toe with me,
and I'm going to stomp you hard, just like your daddy!
Axl Rose:
You're walking a fine line, Cash, I don't think you wanna cross.
Either way, I'm going to show you why country music gets mocked!
Imma destroy you, and let your body hit the floor!
Metal isn't music? Ha! At least we don't sing about beer for a horse!
You're just the opening act, make way for a real singer.
Wait, you're married? Sorry, didn't know that when I banged her.
This show's over, Johnny, and I've got it made.
So give it up, or I'll crack your head open with a saw blade!
Johnny Cash:
Sorry, were you supposed to sound threatening there?
You can keep spouting your nonsense though, there's nobody who cares.
I'm a country legend, boy, you're just a has-been,
to be frank, you're the saddest state of affairs I've seen!
You can't touch me, there's nothing you can say or do,
because you're a pansy, you could be beat by a boy named Sue!
Axl Rose:
Sheesh, and they I say cause riots.
With your ear splitting music, you could cause chaos in the streets!
Your voice isn't special either, it's just boringly deep.
You could narrate Lord of the Rings and still put me to sleep!
You think you're tough? I've heard better threats from kids on Xbox!
If you're an outlaw, then I'm a f***ing God![/spoiler:22ijnl24]
Awesome Battle. Cash kicked ass :P