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I, too, hath bestowed upon the men i believe should return in seadon 2 a vote!
these should be real battles. they are extremely thought out and original
someone get the ERBsignal!
Reminds me of me when I used to make battles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Burroughs
[quote=Sinister Spike]Reminds me of me when I used to make battles.[/quote:2xbpitga]Quote:
Originally Posted by "Edgar Rice Burroughs":2xbpitga
they aren't my battles at all though (Im not sure thats what you were implying or not) :shrug:
[quote=Edgar Rice Burroughs][quote="Sinister Spike":3t85ikth]Reminds me of me when I used to make battles.[/quote:3t85ikth]Quote:
Originally Posted by "Edgar Rice Burroughs":3t85ikth
they aren't my battles at all though (Im not sure thats what you were implying or not) :shrug:[/quote:3t85ikth]
I was talking FoolMeNever's. I used to make battles, but recently stopped. I'm probably going to start again sometime, though.
Wow, thanks all!
Though, I don't know if someone knew this, you can vote for up to 5 characters. I'm just saying, because, (according to my side. The polls sometimes act weird for me.) it's showing there were 11 votes.
Finished my latest battle, and I'm working on the banner!
While I'm doing that though, feel free to guess the matchup. It's two singers, who, in my opinion, are from two totally different genres. Initials are JC and AR. One shares a name with a Square Enix game! (slightly different spelling, however) :D
BOOM!
http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/z...ry/ERBoH11.png
[spoiler:22ijnl24]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHNNY CASH!
VS!
AXL ROSE!
BEGIN!
Johnny Cash:
Sport, you just fell into the Ring of Fire!
'Cause you're dealing with FLAMES when you battle a country star!
Metal isn't music, it's just a teenage tantrum set to words.
If you ask me, the Hall of Fame f***ed up with you turds!
Kid, you've got no guns, but plenty of roses!
There's probably another reason you're that homophobic!
It's a one in a million chance to go toe to toe with me,
and I'm going to stomp you hard, just like your daddy!
Axl Rose:
You're walking a fine line, Cash, I don't think you wanna cross.
Either way, I'm going to show you why country music gets mocked!
Imma destroy you, and let your body hit the floor!
Metal isn't music? Ha! At least we don't sing about beer for a horse!
You're just the opening act, make way for a real singer.
Wait, you're married? Sorry, didn't know that when I banged her.
This show's over, Johnny, and I've got it made.
So give it up, or I'll crack your head open with a saw blade!
Johnny Cash:
Sorry, were you supposed to sound threatening there?
You can keep spouting your nonsense though, there's nobody who cares.
I'm a country legend, boy, you're just a has-been,
to be frank, you're the saddest state of affairs I've seen!
You can't touch me, there's nothing you can say or do,
because you're a pansy, you could be beat by a boy named Sue!
Axl Rose:
Sheesh, and they I say cause riots.
With your ear splitting music, you could cause chaos in the streets!
Your voice isn't special either, it's just boringly deep.
You could narrate Lord of the Rings and still put me to sleep!
You think you're tough? I've heard better threats from kids on Xbox!
If you're an outlaw, then I'm a f***ing God![/spoiler:22ijnl24]
Awesome Battle. Cash kicked ass :P
Thanks! If anyone's interested, I've added beats for Charles Dickens vs. J. R. R. Tolkien and Harry Dresden vs. Cole Phelps. I seem to discover new stuff with FruityLoops everyday. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Luigiking3
A new battle appears! This one's special too, as it's a collab with me and Cool-The-Renegade! He plays the special guest at the end. ;) It's also special 'cause it's probably my worst banner yet. :wat:
http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/z...10/ERBoH12.png
[spoiler:14ku8hz3]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DANNY ZUKO!
VS!
TROY BOLTON!
BEGIN!
Danny Zuko:
Get'cha head in the game, kiddo,
when it comes it comes to high school musicals, you're just second fiddle!
You're pure as snow, think you can handle this?
Considering your girl never put out, no wonder you're a whiny b****!
Stick to the status quo, you're not cut out for the big leauges.
I spit flames so fast, you can call me Greased Lightning!
You think you're breaking boundaries? Heh, you're no MLK.
With your indecisiveness, I'd say you piss me off more than Sharpay!
Troy Bolton:
Let me strip off the G-Rating,
so I can give you a lyrical beating!
Tell me more, maybe about how your balls are blue?
What's it say when your girl had to dress as a common w**** to win you?
Walk away, Danny, or I'll show why I'm called a Wildcat!
I'm the new hot s***, you're just a s***ty fata**!
Mess with me, and you mess with Disney, not even you would dare.
Oh, and Sandra Dee? Might wanna watch out for a pregnancy scare.
Danny Zuko:
Sorry, but that G-Rating's stuck on you like glue.
You've never slept with a chick, where do you get off saying MY balls are blue?
Troy Bolton:
'Cause I'm a teenage idol, not a sex crazed moron.
You really think you're tough in that leather? Pfft. You're dead wrong!
Danny Zuko:
Yeah, and you're on Disney!
Troy Bolton:
Well, at least I don't put five gallons of grease in my hair!
Danny:
You're ugly!
Troy Bolton:
No, you!
Erik (The Phantom of the Opera):
ENOUGH! You're both ridiculous, talentless hacks,
I don't need to sing in a duet to kick serious ass!
Minus male genitalia to hit the high notes in your tunes,
My face is deformed and I look better than both of you...
COMBINED! Your achievements are nowhere near mine,
Come back when you're done crying and I'll teach you how to rhyme!
"I am Don Juan Triumphant!", you're two feminine cunts,
As far as the world's concerned, your fifteen minutes are done![/spoiler:14ku8hz3]
damn, this is going to be legend.....Zzzzz...
Wait whu.. DARY!
I loved working on this! FoolMeNever, I'd love to work with you again! You truly have potential, and needless to say, there's always a space open for you at Underdog Inc!
I like how you bleeped shit, but kept cunt in :P
Also Eric wins, but it's surprisingly close :P
That was mainly just me not messing with Renegade's lyrics at all. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Luigiking3
So...I've got the battle all planned out, (not written, however) but, I'm in a bit of a trolling mood :D
In the attachment, there are hints to both characters. See if you can guess. ;)
Oh, and assuming that the 1 vote for the last option IS a glitch, I'll be throwing up a tie-breaker poll soon.
I dn't know how I just found out about these, but YOU ARE AMAZING! I love your battles, man! It would be great to work with you someday. :)
(Also, is Amelia Earhart in your next ERB? It kind of looked like the name in the hint)
I love these, And yes ,that's Amelia earhart!
I suppose anything is possible From America.Quote:
Originally Posted by Froggy
Also, I can't seem to find the remote for my TV. Where in the world did I put it. >.<
Waldo or that girl who is always missing,
So, uh, normally I'd have the banner done by now as I finished the battle, like, 20 minutes ago, but...my GIMP keeps crashing. -.-
So, here you guys go. :)
[spoiler:16aappu1]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
AMELIA EARHART!
VS!
CARMEN SANDIEGO!
BEGIN!
Carmen Sandiego:
Me against a pilot, huh? Should be a fun distraction.
You're going to go missing again, Meeley, better get packing.
Being an edutainment icon is a heavy load to carry.
Not that you would know, the best you've gotten is a documentary!
I'm the leader of V.I.L.E, you're an overrated mystery.
Unlike Roanoke, you're not important enough to make history!
To ACME, me being missing is a standard affair.
Want to know why you haven't been found? It's because nobody really cares!
Amelia Earhart:
You've crashed and burned before this battle's even really begun!
When it comes to relevancy, I've already won!
I'm a master pilot, you don't come close to my fame.
I'd learn from Mario is Missing before playing your game!
You think yourself a criminal mastermind? Please.
ACME hires kids to find you, and they do it with ease.
You're trailing behind, Carmen, better make haste.
I'm alreading flying, you're moving at a snail's pace!
Carmen Sandiego:
Calm down, Tokyo Rose, you sound like you're mad.
In the air too much? You seem to be getting light-headed.
I'm in all sorts of media...how are you known again?
Why don't you go into hiding and change your name to Irene Bolam?
There's so many conspiracies to you, who even knows what's true.
But there's one thing nobody asks. Where in the world are you?
Amelia Earhart:
The only thing "vile" about you is your flow.
If you've got time to rap, you should work on your cancelled game show!
No one ever gave a damn about edutainment, especially not children.
We don't even compare, I'm one of the best known pilots there's ever been!
In this battle, I'm high in the sky while you're stuck on the ground.
If it meant dealing with you again, I'm glad I've never been found![/spoiler:16aappu1]
Earhart Won by a landslide, Good battle.
Sick battle, man! Amelia took it. :)
Good job man!
So, guys...this is it. I just finished the Season finale. Once I post this, I'll be taking a break for battles until December or so. However...being the troll that I am, I'm not posting the battle until one of three things happen. A. I finish all the preview banners. B. Someone guesses the match-up. or C. The new ERB gets released on iTunes. :P
So, as for hints...one of the battlers has been said to have a small d***. The other has to do with animals. Perhaps of the stone, concrete, silver, bronze, marble, or gold variety?
Small dick...stone....STATUE OF DAVID! vs Charles Darwin?
or maybe Justin Bieber vs someone...hmm this is tough.
Might wanna look at some of my previous battles. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Froggy
You could also say this battle is the end of the beginning.
Hmmm I was GONNA say Medusa vs David. (makes people stone vs stone based off of a person)Quote:
Originally Posted by FoolMeNever
But now I'm not sure. You got me this time, TheFool! ;)
Sheesh, either you guys suck at guessing or my hints are just that hard. :P
Okay...one of the battlers, you might say, is an annoying tick.
Well I'm the only one guessing haha. Hmmm..okay, so animals and stone. Either Leonardo Davinci or Charles Darwin?
small dick, idk Napoleon Bonaparte?
annoying tick...i really don't know
Like I said, might wanna take a look at my previous battles. The answer's pretty much there.
Annoying tick: The Tick? Townsend Coleman?
is it a rematch?Quote:
Originally Posted by FoolMeNever
Warmer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Froggy
So somebody is returning from a previous rap battle!Quote:
Originally Posted by FoolMeNever
Ah, well, yes. It IS a rematch. I just meant warmer as in you're getting closer to guessing the battle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Froggy
Cole Phelps vs. Harry Dresden REMATCH
Charles Dickens vs JRR Tolkien REMATCH!
Both wrong. :P