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Dey Dunn Dead.
I like the bit where I mudbombed Darkrai!
Am i still in?
No, Kain is the last survivor from your group.
Dang it...Quote:
Originally Posted by William Scraggy
Final episode coming soon...
(Which means either today or tomorrow :p)
w00t! :)
Can I be the god of pickles and chainsaws?
^Both of the God jokes were unintended at first, sorry.
Also, note: This episode is taking a while because it's real long.
Like my Metapod. :trollface:
Dis Dun Dead.
No. I'm typing as it as we speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Ironic, eh?
Fine. I'll show you what I've done so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
[spoiler:23nakx1f]Episode 15: The World's Peril
Rob looked at SWJ and Rocket through the monitor on the robot. SuperWorldJumper was standing in battle position, sword in hand. Rocket was doing his best to look intimidating, which is kinda hard to do when you're a cute little creature. Everyone was staring at their opponent intensely. It's either they stop Rob and save the world, or Rob kills everyone and creates a world in his image. With all of the flaws in his plans Rob has gone insane. He is no longer the intelligent, caring man he used to be, "HAHAHAAHA!!!!! YOU DESTROYED MY HOPES! MY DREAMS! MY LIFE! NOW I DESTROY YOUR FACE!!!!!" The screen bot flew at Rocket and kicked him across the room. "Oh, Hell no. You are not going to get away with that!" yelled SWJ. SWJ lunged at Rob's Screen Bot with his sword, but the bot grabbed him by the legs. "DIE, ASSHOLE!!! WITH YOU GONE I CAN ACCOMPLISH MY DREAMS!!! I'M THIRSTY FOR YOUR BLOOOOOOD!!!!" exclaimed Rob. The Screen Bot bashed SWJ against the the desk multiple times. SWJ crumpled into a pile of his own bones. Rocket was disgusted. his attitude changed from cheery and funny to dark malevolent, "Rob, I'm going to fucking tear off your head, and eat it! Then I swear, I will burn your body until the ashes ARE ashes." Rocket avoided the claws shooting at him and Mud Bombed the monitor and it's camera, "ACK! I CAN'T SEE!" The Screen Bot rampaged and destroyed the conference desk. Rocket used Water Gun and knocked one of the claws off. As he was preparing his most powerful move the Screen Bot used an appendage to clean itself.[/spoiler:23nakx1f]
I didn't ask for that.. but K. Lol. Awesome!
That's not even a quarter of how long it's gonna be! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Republicans need a puppet and you fit.
I just lost half of my writing, and was literally like thirty paragraphs. :brick: :brick: :brick: :brick: :brick: :brick: :( :( :( :( :(
I'm gonna have release the shorter version. :( I hope you still like it!
Episode 15: The World's Peril
Rob looked at SWJ and Rocket through the monitor on the robot. SuperWorldJumper was standing in battle position, sword in hand. Rocket was doing his best to look intimidating, which is kinda hard to do when you're a cute little creature. Everyone was staring at their opponent intensely. It's either they stop Rob and save the world, or Rob kills everyone and creates a world in his image. With all of the flaws in his plans Rob has gone insane. He is no longer the intelligent, caring man he used to be, "HAHAHAAHA!!!!! YOU DESTROYED MY HOPES! MY DREAMS! MY LIFE! NOW I DESTROY YOUR FACE!!!!!" The screen bot flew at Rocket and kicked him across the room. "Oh, Hell no. You are not going to get away with that!" yelled SWJ. SWJ lunged at Rob's Screen Bot with his sword, but the bot grabbed him by the legs. "DIE, ASSHOLE!!! WITH YOU GONE I CAN ACCOMPLISH MY DREAMS!!! I'M THIRSTY FOR YOUR BLOOOOOOD!!!!" exclaimed Rob. The Screen Bot bashed SWJ against the the desk multiple times. SWJ crumpled into a pile of his own bones. Rocket was disgusted. his attitude changed from cheery and funny to dark malevolent, "Rob, I'm going to fucking tear off your head, and eat it! Then I swear, I will burn your body until the ashes ARE ashes." Rocket avoided the claws shooting at him and Mud Bombed the monitor and it's camera, "ACK! I CAN'T SEE!" The Screen Bot rampaged and destroyed the conference desk. Rocket used Water Gun and knocked one of the claws off. As he was preparing his most powerful move the Screen Bot used an appendage to clean itself.
It shot a laser at Rocket and completely disintegrated his shell. Rocket was defenseless as a drill was being dug into his back. The metal spun and slowly penetrated the slimy skin, but soon dug through all of Rocket's guts. his innards swirled around in a bloody whirlpool until the drill made it through his belly. What was left of Rocket was a bloody pulp. The Screen Bot took a step back and admired his handiwork. Rocket was just a pile of shredded guts, and SWJ was no more than a pile of bones. "IT... IS... DONE! I KILLED THEM! NOW BACK TO FINISHING MY ULTIMATE INVENTION!!!!! MWUHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA!!!!!" yelled Rob, maniacally. "Hey, Rob. You thought you killed me, huh?" asked someone, "Well you thought wrong!" SWJ slowly reassembled himself using a psychic power. He grabbed his sword and used Rocket's death as fuel for his anger and adrenaline. He rushed at the Screen Bot with a flurry of sword strikes. Chop after chop. Slash after slash! One by one all of the Screen Bot's limbs were chopped off. Screen Bot blazed fire out of the bottom of it and propelled into the air. This is when it got it's missiles ready. It launched a deadly missile was great accuracy. SWJ just barely rolled to the other side. The explosion knocked him to the ground. Screen Bot flew over SWJ and the fire started blasting him. The flames had no effect and SWJ tossed his sword at the Screen Bot which penetrated the bottom of it. It started sparking.
The broken machinery started to distort Rob's voice. Sometimes it was high, low, fast, or slow, "ASSHOLE! YOU WILL NOT KILL ME!" The wires inside of Screen Bot wrapped around the sword and pulled it into its gaping hole. It fumbled with it and then it came back out, good as new! The wires hardened into an appendage and grasped the sword in hand and started flying once again. "That's some impressive machinery," said SWJ, mildly impressed. "Thanks," said Rob, "HOW'D YOU LIKE A CLOSER LOOK!?" The Screen Bot flew at SWJ and swung the sword. It hit SWJ in the head and cracked part of his skull. Without nerves, though, SWJ felt no pain. He kicked the machine, but of course there was no effect. Screen Bot fired more nukes at SWJ. This time time they hit. SWJ was a pile again, but he was reassembled a second time. "Tsk, tsk tsk. You can't destroy a skeleton like that," criticized SWJ. He ripped one of his rib bones and gnawed on it until it was sharp. "THAT IS DISGUSTI-," started Rob. The spiky bone penetrated the screen and it cracked. Rob's connection was instantly cut off. The Screen Bot went berserk. It cracked another part of SWJ's skull, but other than a slight crack, nothing happened. SWJ poked a hole in the robot's side and pulled some wiring out, but the fight wasn't over. The wires shot electricity at SWJ and managed to burn a lot of the marrow away. SWJ was weak on one leg but wouldn't give up. He stuck his bone into the ground and vaulted himself from it. Before the kick could land a laser was launched at his right hand, turning it into ashes. SWJ fell onto the ground and struggled to get up.
He put his left hand on the ground, and used his good leg to support himself. He got up, only to be knocked back down by the sword. This time the Screen Bot held it on him so he couldn't get back up. SWJ struggled and struggled, but couldn't find the strength to get up. He spat out a weird marrow fluid, "Y-Y-You mad bastard. To think I trusted you," said SWJ. Rob could still hear what was being said and grew even more furious. Screen Bot picked up SWJ and threw him into a light. It sparked and singed even more of his bones. SWJ was in a very shitty state. He got up, and did his best to leap out of the way of the sword. He managed to, but just barely. The Screen Bot launched the sword into his rip cage. The sword jutted and jammed his ribs, ceasing most movement. He fell to the floor once again. This time Screen Bot was merciless. He launched five missiles and shot thirty laser beams. All of which hit SWJ, and disintegrated all of SWJ AND the sword. Except for one thing, SWJ's skull. Since Rob couldn't speak through Screen Bot anymore, he used the intercom, "And to think you were doing so well. Well, you FAILED! All those people you fought for, you let them down. I spit at you! Rocket thought you were his hero. He trusted you, but it looks like you just lost his trust. Now he's dead! How do you think you could beat me if you can't beat my robot? You're a disappointment. And because of you, ROCKET IS DEAD! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!" That must've triggered something. SWJ's skull floated into the air and his eyes glowed red. His psychic powers have awakened. "No one talks to me like that. NO ONE!" SWJ used his powers to levitate Screen Bot. He used his mind to toss Screen Bot at the wall, and shot lasers out of his eyes. Screen Bot melted into mechanical sludge. SWJ smiled, "I-I won! I did it! WHOO!" "Not yet you haven't" replied Rob. It sounded like it came from the room, and not the
intercom.
The appendages that were teared off earlier formed into five fully operated mini screen bots. Five Robs were staring right at SWJ. "Finally" they all boomed, "I can see your true power. Let's have ourselves a good fight!" SWJ smirked at the though of the approaching fight. SWJ floated to the center Screen Bot, and disintegrated it with a laser beam. The four other ones kicked his skull into the air, than another one spiked him to the ground. SWJ floated again and let out a pulse wave that knocked aside all the robots. A laser was shot at SWJ, but a forcefield reflected it and fried another robot. "ENOUGH!" yelled Rob. The three remaining robots glowed white. A vortex formed in the sky, and the three Screen Bots were sucked into it. Out emerged one giant Screen Bot. Rob grinned. He grabbed SWJ and rolled him like a bowling ball into the wall. He kicked SWJ then fired another missile. SWJ's skull was close to shattering. He floated into the air and shot a huge beam at the robot. The Screen Bot put his arms out and held the oncoming blast. It was now a battle of pure willpower. It's either the beam takes down the Screen Bot, or SWJ gets shatter. The beam built up energy. SWJ was being pushed back. He was close to losing grip. The Screen Bot forced harder. Suddenly, memories flashed through SWJ's head. He remembered rapping with Spike long ago. He remembered the competition with Spike and Ze in TDFE. He remembered rapping in the Rap Battle Arena. His eyes glowed brighter. He used the rest of his energy and the beam vaporized the Screen Bot. SWJ fell to the ground, tired.
Once he recovered he noticed a door in the back. He entered it and was praised by Spike, Castiel, Kain, Sane, and Mega Man. "Congrats, man! That was epic!" praised Mega Man. "Yeah, you need to show me those moves sometime!" requested Castiel. "THAT WAS AMAZING!" exclaimed Sane and Kain simultaneously. Spike patted him on the head, "Great job, SWJ. Now we have to find Rob. That's when the intercom clicked again, "SWJ, YOU BASTARD! No matter, the hour is up in a minute. Prepare for self destruction. I'll be safe in my base, however." The intercom clicked off and the room started shaking. It flashed red as sirens wailed. An automated message started, SELF DESTRUCTION IN T-MINUS 60 SECONDS. Th voice started counting down. Rubble fell from the ceiling and blocked all entrances. The six remaining survivors were trapped in a self destructing room. "Oh no," said Spike, "All we've worked for. We're gonna die in here. There's no escape. I love every one of you guys! I failed." SWJ spoke, "It's okay Spike. We did our best, and that's what counts!" "NOT IF WE DIE, MAN!" yelled Castiel. "Well, if we go down, at least we go down together," stated Sane. "Well put, man" replied Kain. There was 30 seconds left, and part of the floor caved in. There was a huge pit in the center. Everyone huddled together in a corner, frightened, when SWJ had an idea, "Guys! Wait a minute. This might be crazy, but, what if rob's base is down that pit? We need to jump in, NOW!" Spike spoke up, "ARE YOU CRAZY!? We'll die if we jump down there." SWJ replied, "Dude, it's that, or we blow up." "Spike is right, no way man!" exclaimed Mega Man. SWJ sighed and spoke, "Guys, if Rob IS down there, than we can kill him. We won't know unless we tried. Look, I lost Rocket earlier, and I don't want to lose you guys. Spike, you're my friend. And so are the rest of you guys. Please, for justice." SWJ shed a tear. "Nope, sorry SWJ. But I'm not doing it," said Spike. "Spike's right," everyone else agreed. SWJ shed a tear, "I'm sorry guys." He jumped into the pit and left everyone behind. An explosion was heard above him.
Before he crashed straight to the ground, he activated his levitation powers. It was dark, and drippy. He could make out rubble, polluted puddles, fallen structures and more. The place was in worse shape than Havokia and Shady Batz combined. SWJ was a little frightened, but refused to show it. He gulped and began to explore the area. He ducked under a dilapidated billboard and continued on. He passed many odd objects and things. The most normal thing he saw were horribly tortured corpses. People with pencils jabbed into their heart, people turned inside and out, and even people with organs hanging out of their mouths like party streamers. It was a truly terrifying area. You would think a skull that enjoys games about purple demons from Hell, and is a puppet master would enjoy the place. You'd think wrong. He wanted to get out of the place as soon as possible. He kept going but no saw signs that the horror would stop. He would grimace at every disgusting image he saw. Even innocent animals were mutilated. He noticed one thing, though. Kittens were EVERYWHERE, and not hurt in any shape or form. In fact, they seemed healthier than normal kittens. No doubt Rob was somewhere nearby. Eventually SWJ discovered some light up ahead. "This must be it," he muttered. He was shocked by his own voice. He hasn't spoken in a while, so it startled him. He kept making headway and finally showed up in a moderately sized room. It was almost as large as the conference room. The floor had a velvet blue carpet with white dots. The same was for the walls and ceiling. In the back of the room was a GINORMOUS robot. It was about the size of the Empire State Building. It had a lot of weird metal hatchets. It must've held a ton of weapons. There were round holes all over the robot that looked like something could be placed into it. The odd part, the machine didn't even seem like it was completed, but it looked like it could destroy galaxies already.
TO BE CONTINUED?
Now everyone else is dead other than SWJ?
I owe it to you since I lost the data. What got erased was it turns out that Kain, Sane, Mega Man, Castiel, you, and I were still alive. I'll add that into the next part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Still pissed, though. It had epic battles and music!
Just rewrite em' to your best memory!
LIES! EDIT THAT NOW! Unless Scraggy cames in. My rage is fueled and I'll rip a dragon!
Accept your death like everyone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by William Scraggy
So he says "You're going to live" to troll, does he?
Yes. Accept it. I accepted it when i died. Then Spike said I am alive!!!! Yay!Quote:
Originally Posted by William Scraggy
So now I learned anyone who makes a PKMNERB series can't be trusted to keep a promise. :explode:
Damn. Calm the fuck down William.
See, that's where asking every single day "Can I live?" gets you.Quote:
Originally Posted by William Scraggy
Scraggy does not like seeing mentor go down. Scraggy is 4. He hears enough about war and deathy this from older people playing MW3, despite being under 15.
Mentor Rocket teach Scraggy, and if Adonis dares oppose that Scraggy is Rocket's friend and not just a puppet personality, Scraggy will beat you with your own chairlegs and soak your Pwnage to the ground. Good Day.
[quote=Sergeant Spike]See, that's where asking every single day "Can I live?" gets you.[/quote:1x4e85hg]Quote:
Originally Posted by "William Scraggy":1x4e85hg
So... if I were ask to die a bunch of times, you would make me live? 8D
[quote=Dion]So... if I were ask to die a bunch of times, you would make me live? 8D[/quote:16qllocf]Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
..smart man..
[quote=Dion]So... if I were ask to die a bunch of times, you would make me live? 8D[/quote:17lgh090]Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
XD
I know how this works. :pimp:
Liar. William better come out of his Rocket disguise and kick ass. Yes, he told me. And I'm mad that you broke my promise. William was rather angry. Wait, he already posted that. But if William doesn't appear, he says he'll "add more holes to your body". Yes he wants to kill you. And, from his experience, he makes good Dragonskin coats. So hurry your ass up, or I'll nuke Equestria.
Peace out,
-Rocket.
I have doubts that this will happen, so just get over your death already and move on. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by William Scraggy
You just made my night bro. Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adonis
No, I'm not jealous of you and Spike's offspring, that was rushed, and had NO PREPERATION WHATSOEVER, and is just a bunch of your cousins and bribed noobs. It won't make it through my summer and your winter.
Adonis, I don't care if my group gets made. It was something I did for fun.
And I do have a logo. You're to busy BlazingShipping with Spike to notice.
And if Gosick wanted out, he would have said so, instead of taking a hiatus with no notice.
Have fun with your cousin puppets. We all know that they're you.