it must be a chairleg cutlassQuote:
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it must be a chairleg cutlassQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
No! Keep the chairleg!
Your mustache brings all the villains to the yard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
*bows* Thank you! Thank you all!Quote:
Originally Posted by Adonis
A table leg.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adonis
the leg of a human?Quote:
Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
a severed zombie spartan legQuote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Dion Ain't Dead WOOOT :P
Spartica, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The cookies are very tempting XD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master Chief Castiel 669
Also, new episode today.
This next episode will be featuring The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated.
When shall i appear?
Just remembered this thread. I like being evil. :evilbat:
Episode 6: The Drug
The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated, what a lovely country. Full of lights, buildings, illegal businesses, crimes. Yes, that's right crimes! Though the whole group is one big mafia family, they can't help but do illegal things to one another. This country is the most modern and normal one, but it also has the world's highest crime rate. Everyday there are 2,432 robberies. 5,000 beatings, and many more cases.
Let's head on over to Top Dealers. The world's biggest casino, and also a secret mafia hideout. The casino is full. WWEFan is playing Russian Roulette with Top. Ren, Mega Man, and Epic Player X are playing a game of Poker. Everyone else is hitting the slots, and Thumb just won $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999. He's watching as all the money pours out of the slot machine. The machine's automated voice rang out, "Would you like to risk it all, and try to double the money?" Thumb's face lit up with even more excitement, "HELL YES!" "Well, then. Get Triple 7's to win double, but don't lose." it warned. Thumb grabbed the huge lever and pulled it straight down. The slots span. The first one came to a stop. "7". After a few more seconds, "7." It all came down to this. And the final slot read........ "7!" Thumb let out a Justin Bieber fangirl scream. The machine spoke again, "This will teach you to gamble... bitch." A bomb rolled out of the money slot and blew Thumb up, along with the money.
All the others were too busy to realize. The poker game was going well. Ren was in the lead, with Epic Player X in second, and Mega Man last. "So, you seem to have quite the predicament EPX. Do you fold, or will you play?" asked Ren. "I fold." said EPX. "Mega Man. You know what to do!" exclaimed Ren. "Yes, boss!" replied Mega Man. "No hard feelings, except for that time you slept with my sister. As a matter in fact, feelings are as hard as my dick!" said Mega Man. He aimed his gun arm at EPX and shot out a bullet. It went clean through his brain and came out the other side. The bullet landed in WWEFan's drink, who took a sip anyway. EPX had a spasm then his chair tipped over, dropping his dead body to the floor. "Great work, MM! Take the money!" rewarded Ren. "Thanks, boss," replied Mega Man. Mega Man took the money, but gave Ren some out of fear of being shot.
Now for Top and WWEFan's very interesting game. "What do you say, WWEFan?" asked Top. "Hmmm... I don't know Top. I'm gonna have to go with, black. I'm not taking any chances." replied WWEFan. He dropped the marble and watched it roll. Round, and round, and round. It kept spinning until it finally reached it's destination. Thank God for WWEFan, it was black. "Nice, nice. Now let me try something. I'm gonna go with, Red, 3." said Top. He dropped the pebble and it landed on the spot Top predicted. He took his winnings and stood. "Now, if you'll excuse me. I have stuff to do." "What do you have to do?" asked WWEFan, confused. Top stood up and pointed his revolver right at WWEFan.
Once the gun clicked everyone stood and stared. WWEFan was seconds away from death. Top grabbed WWEFan and put his arm around his neck, and held him at gunpoint with the other. Top held his hostage tightly as he spoke, "Anyone who is not Ren. Leave now or WWEFan gets it!" Everyone cleared the area except for Mega Man. WWEFan made a face like "Really?" "I never liked y-," he started. "JUST... LEAVE!" choked out WWEFan. Mega Man left while whistling the Super Mario Brothers theme. "Good," said Top, " now here's how it's gonna go. I'm gonna let you go, and you're gonna leave and not speak of this to ANYONE." Top threw WWEFan to the ground who quickly got up. "You and what army?" chuckled WWEFan. Instantly a window broke. Doc came flying in with a dagger in his hand, err... hoof. "Top, sir! I managed to leave the whole East side of the country in flames. It's vulnerable to attack later," he announced. Top's expression read, "Nice job letting us ALL know that." but he didn't say that. Instead he said, "Good work, Doc. I knew we could count on you. Take WWEFan on a ride on your back and let him know what will happen if he speaks of this to anyone." Doc nodded and propped WWEFan up on his back and flew off.
Top walked over to Ren who was smoking a blunt. He removed the cigar, "TOP! WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU THINK YOU CAN WALTZ IN HERE AND START MURDERING PEOPLE!?" he screamed. Top gestured towards Epic Player X's corpse. "Oh, right. What do you want, pal?" asked Ren in a better mood. "I want you to join my army" he said. Ren laughed, "Oh, I get it! The Uncle Sam getup. Cuz you have a top hat and al-," he saw that Top wasn't joking, "Oh, you're serious." Top took a breath, "Yes. You're gonna help me take over the world with Rob and his army." "Hell no! Why would I betray my country? Scratch that! My planet!?" Top sat down next to Ren. "We need your expertise. I'm your friend. We could rule the new world side by side. If you don't do this, we'll be forced to destroy the your new allies, everyone in Xdom," he replied. Ren instantly replied, "Fuck off, Top." "Well, since you don't want to cooperate..." started Top. He dashed to Ren and snapped his neck. Instant death.
Top stood up and made a call to Rob, "Hey, Rob. It's Top! Go get Froggy, BB, and Dion. We have a new target."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Yay! I'm even eviler this episode! :D
(Quick correction however, the game you described is just regular roulette, not Russian roulette. This is Russian roulette:
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I don't gamble. Except with Death so I wouldn't know. Anyway, we're slowly edging towards the war between all the countries! :D Tomorrow we'll be the Xdom episode, and also my debut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
Adonis, don't worry. Blazing Pwnage will be in it. You'll see what happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adonis
I think he should introduce Blazing Pwnage as a rebellion. They own a piece of each country that was taken by force. Bridges connect their land? I'm just spitballing here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adonis
I didn't see Rens death coming at all... Nice job!
Thanks! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
(Also, Note to anyone who has died, or will die: It's nothing personal. I just do what makes the story interesting. All of you guys are awesome! :))
Just saying, the same goes for my Hunger Games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
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Originally Posted by SuperRapz
I like it! They call themselves Blazing Pwnage..
Also, Spike, would it be allright if I did a backstory?
Lightning Asylu, Flight, ShadyBatz, Supah Stars.. And other groups that have come and gone?
:D Actually. I wasn't going to leave anyone in the dark! Lightning Asylum, Flight, Shady Batz, and Supah Stars are all going to be visited, but they are abandoned. They'll serve as war zones. Alright, I've said too much!Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
I've made a quick sketch of some of the possible applications of the legendary chair leg. Take your pick:
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Those are awesome! :lawl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
I'll let Adonis pick. Adonis, one of those, or the assault rifle chairleg?
Again Why am I so girly ???? :/
You were only in 1 episode, (So far ;)), and you were just surprised. That's all.Quote:
Originally Posted by LilyChi
*ahem* Prestige Worldwide *ahem*
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I know it was only a group for a week, but it was as much of a group as your goddamn Blazing Pwnage. You should include it. Y'know what'd be funny? If Deemoney was still living on Prestige... alone... scavaging for food. lol.
It can if you want it to. Just get used to carrying around the fuel pack.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adonis
A confession! But yeah, you pretty much pretended you never heard of the group for a while. I'll put it in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Touche ToucheQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
I...I had this idea for my group in Godfather's story.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
I don't want me or any of my personalities to die!
We'll see what happens. New episode today.Quote:
Originally Posted by William Scraggy
It will also be my debut.
Is my life bad if i troll around till the new episodes of this are out?
Episode 7: The Fountain
Well, planet ERBoH is practically in ruins. Havokia, Black Ops Base, Epicztopia, and The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated are almost destroyed. All of them are in ruins. Rob's HQ, Grand Central S.T.A.R.S., and Xdomia are the only places that haven't been touched one bit. That's about to change. After killing Ren, Top took his cigar. It was a specially designed drug that would give you unbelievable powers if smoked long enough. Rob is already replicating the drug to send to all of his men. Today, it's morning in Xdomia.
The place is as beautiful, prestige, and active as always. The whole country sits in the sky, and the floor is made up of pure clouds. Fortunately, the rulers: God of Bronies and Sergeant Spike, found a way to make it possible to live and build on the clouds. The clouds are a nice white color, and are very plump. Every citizen's house is a huge palace made of platinum. All the buildings are marbled, and have statues of ponies or Gods. The roads are paved with gold, and the whole country is bathed in a golden light. It is one of the most holy places on Earth. In the central of town is there most famous landmark, Ambrosia Fountain. It takes up most of the heart of the country, and spouts rainbow colored water. This special water can heal anyone from the most dire of injuries.
A meeting is being held by Council Leader, God of Bronies. Along with with the other Council Leader, Sergeant Spike. The meeting is in Divine Palace. As all of the other structures, Divine Palace is made of platinum. There is a golden conference desk similar to the one Rob has. Most of the citizens of Xdomia are there such as: GoB, Sergeant Spike, Beat, Timmy Turner, Pinkie Pie, Mr. Popo, Princess Cadence, Spanish Fyre, Big Mac, Fure in the Sky, and a mysterious person. No one knows anything about him. They don't even know his name, age, or history, but have grown to accept him as part of the family.
"My friends, brothers. We are here today, to discuss our plan of action. As you know, the world is slowly getting destroyed. We have no idea who's doing this, but it has to stop. 4 out of the 6 countries are in ruins. S.T.A.R.S and us are the only fully functional countries. The people at Blacks Ops say that they saw Rob doing the dastardly deeds, so we'll have to rely on that. I had suspicions before then, but this increases my suspicion. We have to prepare for war with Rob and anyone else who is in cahoots with him. I would like you to meet a temporary citizen of this country: Uprisng. The floor is all yours, buddy," spoke GoB.
The former Havokian walked up to the microphone. He cleared his throat and spoke, "Hello. My name's Uprising. I'm formerly from Havok, but I can no longer trust them. One of their members, Dion, was acting suspicious so I ended his life. Everyone turned on me like I was the bad guy. I was lucky enough to have GoB save me from their prison. I am loyal to the Brotherhood now, and I will do whatever I can to bring down anyone who opposes us. Thank you for listening." Uprising walked to an empty seat and sat in it. "Thank you for those indulging word." said GoB, "Now. For are top soldier, we have Sergeant Spike to discuss our plan of action! Please welcome, your other ruler, Sergeant Spike." Everyone clapped as Sergeant Spike walked up to the mic.
"Hey, everyone," said Sergeant Spike, "I'm honored. Really, I am! I started as just another citizen, and rose up the ranks. Now I'm top solider, and a leader. Anyway, let's get down to business. The world is being taken down, and it's our duty to stop that. We WILL take action against Rob, and any of his lackeys. Here's how it's gonna go down. We'll perform an aerial assault, while S.T.A.R.S. will find an unblocked entry to Rob's HQ. We're gonna perform exterior damage so Rob can't escape. From that point, we'll break an entry, and take on everyone from the inside. We're gonna scrounge up any survivors from the other countries to help us in this operation. That is all. I thank you f-," Spike was interrupted.
"What lovely plans," rang a voice, "Very lovely indeed. Unfortunately, they're not gonna work the way you want them. Bobby, Froggy. Let's tear this shit up!" Three airships appeared out of nowhere. They broke holes in the cloud floor and shot cannon balls at the palace. The whole left wall collapsed and the roof slipped behind the remains. Froggy and BB were in 2 of the airships, and Dion was in the huge airship in the middle. "Dion!?" yelled GoB? "I thought you were dead!" shouted Spike. Dion snickered, "You'd be surprised what Rob could do. We can't let anyone find out about this so, we're gonna have to destroy this place, and trap you within. Let's go boys!" Dion replied.
Flames, cannons, and missiles erupted from the ships. The rest of Divine Palace was taken down. Every building was collapsed and engulfed in flames. The statues were decapitated, and the Fountain was lifted in the sky by Dion's airship. "I gotta go bring this special fountain to Rob," said Dion, "Finish this place off you 2!" BB and Froggy nodded. All of Xdom was just piles of rocks and shattered marble. GoB flew out of the rubble with Spike on his back. Princess Cadence and the mysterious man also made it out. Cadence and the mysterious man took on Froggy, while GoB and Spike took on BB. A flying war erupted. GoB shot magic at BB's airship, but it was deflected by a shield. The magic bounced back and hit Princess Cadence. She became paralyzed and fell to the ground. GoB caught the mysterious man and confronted both ships. "GoB, Spike. My old friends," said BB, "Prepare to die!" BB shot a huge ass cannonball at Spike, GoB, and the other man, but GoB was quicker. He ducked under it and fired magic at Froggy's engine. The airship started sputtering and fell onto BB's. They were going down! Just in the nick of time Doc arrived and picked the 2 up. "DOC!? YOU TOO!? I thought we were friends," cried GoB. Doc looked at GoB with cold eyes, "A pony's gotta do what a pony's gotta do. We were friends, but now you're the enemy. We'll be coming for you! I have to go for now. Kill ya later!"
Doc flew away leaving GoB in tears. Spike walked up to GoB and comforted him, "GoB. Doc is a jerk. We'll get our revenge. I promise. "But... D-doc was... one of my best friends. I-I-I c-can't l-l-l-live without him. He... was.. one... of the few... who accepted... me," GoB sobbed. The rest of his words became no longer understandable. Part of the rubble was moved aside. Uprising climbed up to the top. Spike turned from GoB and towards Uprising, "What's the status on everyone else?" Uprising replied, "Everyone is dead excluding me, you 2, and that odd man." He walked next to Uprising, "Yeah, we're in some deep shit. What do you plan to do, Sergeant Spike?"
Sergeant Spike replied, "We're going to S.T.A.R.S. Get the air fleet ready. We have to be prepared for anything!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Yeah, we're in some deep shit now.
Another new mini-chapter today? liek a side story or something.
If that's what your asking for, yes. And maybe a new episode. I'm prepared for a good mini story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous.
I'm not lying, it's gonna be
Episode 8: The Chair Leg
Awesome! It's official, I'm making one of these.
What do you mean you're making one?
Can I have a major role? In the next story? Me and Rocket? I'm gonna write a story.