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This is a little side thing I'll be doing just for fun! Basically, give me information on 2 people you know, be it your family, your friends, people you just know, or even yourself! Then, I'll take the 2 and put them in an Epic Rap Battle. So, suggestions?
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This is Dave Marker. He is a substitute teacher at my high school.
Mr. Marker has gained a reputation for not only being a mathematical wizard, but for also being extremely creepy. He retired from his former position as an actual math teacher a few years ago, and now he's a substitute (specializing in math classes). His teaching style is very old school and extremely strict. He also gets very annoyed by little mistakes and humiliates you in front of the class if you have bad handwriting, amongst other things. The guy's gotta' be in his late 60s, if not early 70s. His neck is extremely stiff. When turning his head, he ALWAYS turns his entire body with it, and he's always got that disturbingly creepy smile on his face. He's stiff as a board. Another famous trait Mr. Marker has is that he's ALWAYS pushing around his supply cart, no matter where you see him in the building. Aside from creeping up behind people out of nowhere, seemingly out of the shadows sometimes, Mr. Marker has MAINLY become a local legend due to his mustache, in all its glory.
Other interesting Mr. Marker facts:
- A student actually came to school in a Mr. Marker costume once, supply cart and all.
- Last year, Mr. Marker attempted to grow a beard. This lasted through the winter before his return to mustache-dom
- Mr. Marker is driven home by his wife, who is an obese redhead much younger than him.
- The dude's practically a human calculator. His math skills are truly impressive
Please make Mr. Marker vs. Jeffrey Dahmer.
Yes, me and my brother Josh. He has an account on here. His username is Fredo.
Wait, does it have to be 2 people? If so, then just go with me I suppose. Since I'm known for my mustache as well.
Alright. I'll find some time to these either today or tomorrow.
There’s this man at the guitar store a few towns from mine. He’s insane, and he smells like cigarettes. He has a ponytail. I don’t know his name, but I call him “The Crazy Man”
Can you put me in one? Like, you write the lines though. I'm too lazy. Oh, against Spartica4Real pls.
Instead of Spike doing that Mason, lets finish our collab...re-send me all da lines pl0x
Me vs my "friend" Jerry
Jerry is the total opposite of me. He has lately been pissing me off. He gets all the girls and makes fun of me for never having one. Often calls me gay. He has had 6 gf in the same week this last week. He treats women like a sex object. He plays CoD and thinks he knows everything about Guns. He tells me drawing is weak and gay. But oh Dirt-biking and masturbation is cool i guess. he dated my best friend and dumped her for another girl and telling me to tell her that they were breaking up so he didn't have to.
Now i know this sounds like a submission for a disraps so here's somethings about me to him
I had a huge crush on his cousin this last year. I call him stupid in some classy way that goes right over his head every single time. he does idiotic things that like i say make a witty comment about. and every girl he gets butthurt about he comes to me to bitch. And to imply- he judges women by their ass their tits and their .......feet *hint, hint, wink, wink*
Thats all. the rest should be known about me
Now you see why "friend" is in quotes
please do this one you have plenty of material for both sides.
I'd like you to create the battle of my two pals from Automation game community:
First one is Robert Hoischen, or Killrob - Once the Honorary Dev of Automation, now full-fledged member of Automation team (yet he still works just for the promise he will get paid when devs are rich). Lead Beta Tester/Producer/German Efficiency Expert (Purveyor of German efficiency before). He makes awesome photos and he's got Ph.D. in physics (works here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GSI_Helmho ... n_Research). His notable quote are "Nom nom nom nom nom and the fuel is gone", said about fuel thirsty engine in one of let's play Automation, and "Hello there guys, this is Killrob speaking", said at beginning of each of his LP Automation. Speaking of them, he made the majority on LP Automation videos, either alone, or in collaboration with other people (including the other devs). Design rather mediocre engines, and is rather unforgivable type of guy, when someone makes him angry. Once, he owned a Renault Twingo, but he sold it and bought a bicycle. Likes to use heavy metal umlaut in his written statements. Like most of the sensible Automation community, he despises Loady740, who used to report CLOSED beta bugs on the PUBLIC forums. Sometimes uses the term "Tungstenuranium conrods", wherever someone (for example me) ask devs about implementing ridiculous features.
His rival in this battle would be Burapat Roonglukamesri, known as conan_murder. He's Thai crazy guy with unpronouncable real name. Once the unofficial Automation mascot, now he's got degraded to immature chap thriving for attention. Despite switching his avatar several times, he's never shown his face. Once, in Automation-themed RPG game, he made a collaborate car with me, which was basically a luxury interior stuffed into the crappy, wooden car, made by my fictional company and now he defies that fact.He's the guy who invented the first local Automation memes and promoted Killrob's Nom Nom Nom. City he lives in, Bangkok was flooded in 2011. Despite many of flaws, every person in old Automation community welcomes him very kindly when he enters Automation IRC.
I thought that was a spam bot post until i read your username :)
LOL, my post does look like spambot's one. Nonformatted link in signature, some random link in text... Haha.
Nice, I'll get back to you when I have someone.
This is an awesome idea, Spike!
Thanks. I'm trying to get a lot done, though. SO MANY THINGS ARE HAVE BEEN OCCUPYING ME! :brick: I haven't even been able to work on my Nintendo Death Battles for a whole week.Quote:
Originally Posted by redbugman97
That's nice :lawl: Now back to work! :stomp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
I know another substitute he could face! Her name is Mrs.Fog. She doesn't really know much about each particular subject (except maybe history) but she subs for just about ANY class in my school. She's very nice, and she gives candy to every student in the room every time she subs. Hell, she'll even give you MORE candy after you complete the assignment. She also gives us free time at the end of class. However, she gets paranoid every time someone talks loud. When the whole class starts talking, she FREAKS THE FUCK OUT! She shushes people a lot. She likes to whisper a lot and talk quietly, but she tones up her voice and sounds like she's a psychopath whenever you're interrupting her. Also, last year, whenever she subbed for Social Studies, she made up a fake essay for us to write for no reason AT ALL. She claimed that the teacher's instructions were confusing, suggesting that she assigned an essay. But, overall, she's very sweet and gives everyone lots of candy. She's about a middle aged woman with short, styled brown hair and tan skin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
Is this a good match up?
My geomotry teacher
She always is strict abot no assuming stuff and never loses an argument when a teacher rejects her thinking. Her name's Mrs. Kaenal
I have a crazy Geometry teacher as well...Quote:
Originally Posted by mistermeatball123