iCaramelBirds Battles

Battle #1

Henry VIII vs Queen Elizabeth II

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Henry VIII: Oh come on now.
When I was told I was rapping old hags, they meant it- Damn
You have a more dysfunctional family than Lindsay Lohans
You're just second place, my daughter was number 1
I feel bad for your husband, having to f**k those 'saggy buns'
Don't know why he didn't divorce you, you should be alone
Oh and honey don't think I forgot about the Prince Harry scandal
Don't worry talk with your family you'll be able to handle

Queen Elizabeth II: Those lines you spit were wack
And even if I'm number 2, you're number 8 so suck that!
You say my family's dysfunctional look at yours
You had six wives, you could be considered a man wh*re!
You can leave my husband or those scandals out of this
Your sorry fat a** was already dealt with.
At least my family can actually read English!

Henry VIII: Damn didn't you learn any history?
Elizabeth the first could read, you f*cking dummy.
You say my lines were wack, well now I'm back
Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced beheaded survived
Let's knock out the survive, you're gonna die!
Better run away, before the press come here.
At least my country worshiped me, sorry old dear.

Elizabeth II: You don't f*ck with the Queen?
I'm a mean lyrical machine.
I bet you were partying hard with - Charlie Sheen
To write those wack lines
Oh wait, you died
So you don't know who Charlie Sheen is? Oh my.
Well honey, I'm 86 and still living.
Hey, I forgot to mention
I've met Truman, Nixon heck- even Ronald Reagen!
And you've met, let me guess. No one.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Hey, welcome to the forum! This is a great first battle, good connection and good lyrics. My name's Wumbo, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask me or any other forumer!

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Originally Posted by Wumbo

Hey, welcome to the forum! This is a great first battle, good connection and good lyrics. My name's Wumbo, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask me or any other forumer!

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Thanks, not my best just wrote this in a quick 15 minutes :) Any suggestions for the next one?

Slenderman vs Doctor Who

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Originally Posted by SaneButStrange

Slenderman vs Doctor Who

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With my battles it has to be at least 1 person associated with history. :)

I love it. It has potential

Bill gates vs Barrack obama

Link: well, one is making it difficult to have money, one has an abundance of money

I'm going to mix those suggestions up. It's...

Ben Franklin vs (You'll find out)...

iCaramel Battles NUMBER 2

Ben Franklin is sitting down, at the Eifell Tower, modern day 2012. He reads the
headline of the newspaper.

BEN FRANKLIN WASHED UP SAYS...

Ben Franklin reads on and is shocked. He stands up as the beat is playing, and then someone
appears.

Ben Franklin VS Bill Gates

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Ben Franklin: You c*cky spoilt f*cking buisness man dummy.
I'm about to smash some windows in here- Billy.
You just dissed me, because you want attention!
Well excuse me, you got arrested in 1977.
And in 2010, you got caught for sweat-shopping!
Microsoft are just greedy, and Bill Gates is needy.
Hey, Bill I just got a PS3.
Too bad you can't play with me.
Go suck off your Xbox-360!

Bill Gates: Takes out phone Hello?
Ben Franklin dissed me because he got butt-hurt?
Over the fact it's true he's washed up?
Don't worry, I'll deal with this fat jerk.
Throws away phone
So what are you saying, about my windows?
I didn't diss you, because I wanted attention.
Also your vocabulary sucks, way too much cussing.
I have more people worshiping me,
Then when you were a founding father, now you see?
I've got so much money, because I worked for it.
You're so bad, your own son became a loyalist.

Ben Franklin: You have so much money?
Guess who's on that b*tch!
You don't like me cursing?
Well just suck my f*cking d***!
Hey guess what, Bill no one likes Zune Music.
We all have iPods, so go suck it!
I'm fed up of this stupid-a** sh*t
You stole software to create Windows!
But f*ck this.

Bill Gates: Damn Ben, you really have problems.
And some serious gall stone ones.
You're too mad, and too fat to be someone of importance.
People would suck me, because of my presence!
I'm the one who created the Windows OS.
I don't do anything other than just impress.
I may be a nerd, but I'm considered the best.
I'm the best.
None the less.
I could beat any sort-of test.
Let me speak in your language, Ben go f*ck yourself!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE.

P.S Don't leave any suggestions, I want to create up my own mix of characters to give you guys some sort of surprise.

Anyone there?

I'm back with new battles soon, guys! I just took a long break to broaden up my ideas and write better lyrics. New battles will be coming soon :D

Can't wait!