EPX Rap Battles

Back again :D

Leave a suggestion for who i should use :) I won't do every request, and i may tweak or change on some of them, but i promise better quality

Finished battles:

Dwight Howard vs Mr. Game and Watch
[spoiler:3dpdcl9d]EPX RAP BATTLES!!

DWIGHT HOWARD!!

VS!!

MR. GAME AND WATCH!!

BEGIN!!

Mr. Game and Watch:

You probably think this will be easy, but listen here "Ms",
I may be 2-dimensional, but i know how to do this
Your fame is nothing! I got famous 'fore you existed, creep!
Wanna hear what i think, you're just a stupid little *beep*
Your puny little scores can not be considered a "goal"
I'll go nine hundred ninety eight like i do on my console!
Who kills time with NBA, when Nintendo's an option?
There's some fans of you, but everybody knows that i am awesome!

Dwight Howard:

Is that the way you treat a great NBA legend?
Calm the f**k down, or i'll speak to my agent!
Your nose is as big as your lies, why don't give me a call,
When you realize that you're a sucky mascot for SS Bros. Brawl
You shout nonsense in my face, but i'm the one that suck?
may god forgive you, cuz i won't, you little f**k!
My uncle's an attorney, so you should stay stable
Every move you make, could lead to something fatal!

Mr. Game and Watch:

I'm not scared of your shit! I'm goin' style B!
What the hell will you do? Throw basketballs at me?
I thought you could rap, but you don't have the guts
You're a sick little f**k, and your future as dark as your nuts!

Dwight Howard:

Hey, want reality? everyone hates your game!
You ruined gaming, while i rised to fame
I'm pretty sure that even Gunpei Yokoi would agree,
on that you should get the f**k back to your LCD![/spoiler:3dpdcl9d]
Billy Joel (Redbugman) vs Jimi Hendrix
[spoiler:3dpdcl9d]EPX RAP BATTLES!!

BILLY JOEL!! (Redbugman)

VS!!

JIMI HENDRIX!!

BEGIN!!

Billy Joel:

Spit up some rhymes, hippie man...wasting all my life!
Your stoned ass passed away before you even found a wife!
I'm in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while you're buried in the ground...
Did you decide how to dress after you've had a couple rounds?
Your crazy musical numbers have gone outta style!
I'll drown your n****r ass in the middle of the Nile!


The beats slows down and Billy pulls out a guitar. The screen turns black and white and Billy is on a boat

While I'm on the Downeaster Alexa....you're smoking weed in the piiiiits....
No wonder your music sucks ass....your skin is the color of shiiiiiiii-

The music stops. Jimi Hendrix swings his guitar down from his back to a steady grip in his arms, before starting to play a slow blues solo

Jimi Hendrix:

Well, Billy ain't got nothing,
no talent, no rythm, no shit,
You better leave this battle soon..
Cuz Jimi's.. gonna.. spit..

He stops playing for a while, but then the beat speeds up, as Jimi starts to play faster

Jimi:

My friend, step away from that piano, and stop humming,
i don't live today, but my line's are still a comin'!
You have the voice of a lady, i have history, Bill!
Fighting a legend like me? Are you relying on the thrill?
This battle may lead you into a manic depression,
i can tell, just by judging that facial expression!
Listen here "piano man", the scene is my soul,
Do us a favor, step the f**k away from rock and roll!

Billy Joel:

I'll kick the little wing in your pants till it's the color of purple haze!
You even wrote a song about trippin' for days!
You never married a foxy lady, so you died jerkin' off for hours....
I'll beat you so hard...you'll fall off your watchtower!

Jimi:

I am the true master of music! You're just a broken string!
Ask about Billy Joel in ten years, and no one know's a thing!
My influence on music was as strong as the vomit in my lungs,
and let me just quote something from ya, "only the good die young"!

Jimi smashes his guitar against the camera, and it goes black[/spoiler:3dpdcl9d]

Mr.Game in Watch Vs. Father of Tim
Waches

Is there anyone else except father time you think should go against game and watch? There aren't much facts about father time, so it would be easier

Dwight Howard

Balls

Since this is my first request, i'm going to do it :)

:)
I changed my name for the occishan

Jimi Hendrix vs. Kurt Cobain

Two Seattlite Music Legends

Slenderman vs Doctor Who

Marty Mcfly (Back to the future) VS Vin Diesel (Fast and Furious)

I'm don't think i'm doing the last request, but the other two shall happen!

Also..



[spoiler:doat8cwn]EPX RAP BATTLES!!

DWIGHT HOWARD!!

VS!!

MR. GAME AND WATCH!!

BEGIN!!

Mr. Game and Watch:

You probably think this will be easy, but listen here "Ms",
I may be 2-dimensional, but i know how to do this
Your fame is nothing! I got famous 'fore you existed, creep!
Wanna hear what i think, you're just a stupid little *beep*
Your puny little scores can not be considered a "goal"
I'll go nine hundred ninety eight like i do on my console!
Who kills time with NBA, when Nintendo's an option?
There's some fans of you, but everybody knows that i am awesome!

Dwight Howard:

Is that the way you treat a great NBA legend?
Calm the fuck down, or i'll speak to my agent!
Your nose is as big as your lies, why don't give me a call,
When you realize that you're a sucky mascot for SS Bros. Brawl
You shout nonsense in my face, but i'm the one that suck?
may god forgive you, cuz i won't, you little fuck!
My uncle's an attorney, so you should stay stable
Every move you make, could lead to something fatal!

Mr. Game and Watch:

I'm not scared of your shit! I'm goin' style B!
What the hell will you do? Throw basketballs at me?
I thought you could rap, but you don't have the guts
You're a sick little fuck, and your future as dark as your nuts!

Dwight Howard:

Hey, want reality? everyone hates your game!
You ruined gaming, while i rised to fame
I'm pretty sure that even Gunpei Yokoi would agree,
on that you should get the fuck back to your LCD![/spoiler:doat8cwn]

Boom, Still epic as ever

YN your about to get swarmed with welcome back's.

So i'll say it quick.

Good to have you home bro.

It's not the best, but i'm not in to NBA at all. I really don't like basket lol.

However, i promise better quality on both of the upcoming ones :D

Also, good to have you back, buddy, missed ya YN :)

You can pick from my list in singnature! :D

Is anyone feeling like taking the role of Kurt Cobain in my upcoming rap?

EPX RAP BATTLES!!

BILLY JOEL!! (Redbugman)

VS!!

JIMI HENDRIX!!

BEGIN!!

Billy Joel:

Spit up some rhymes, hippie man...wasting all my life!
Your stoned ass passed away before you even found a wife!
I'm in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while you're buried in the ground...
Did you decide how to dress after you've had a couple rounds?
Your crazy musical numbers have gone outta style!
I'll drown your n****r ass in the middle of the Nile!


The beats slows down and Billy pulls out a guitar. The screen turns black and white and Billy is on a boat

While I'm on the Downeaster Alexa....you're smoking weed in the piiiiits....
No wonder your music sucks ass....your skin is the color of shiiiiiiii-

The music stops. Jimi Hendrix swings his guitar down from his back to a steady grip in his arms, before starting to play a slow blues solo

Jimi Hendrix:

Well, Billy ain't got nothing,
no talent, no rythm, no shit,
You better leave this battle soon..
Cuz Jimi's.. gonna.. spit..

He stops playing for a while, but then the beat speeds up, as Jimi starts to play faster

Jimi:

My friend, step away from that piano, and stop humming,
i don't live today, but my line's are still a comin'!
You have the voice of a lady, i have history, Bill!
Fighting a legend like me? Are you relying on the thrill?
This battle may lead you into a manic depression,
i can tell, just by judging that facial expression!
Listen here "piano man", the scene is my soul,
Do us a favor, step the f**k away from rock and roll!

Billy Joel:

I'll kick the little wing in your pants till it's the color of purple haze!
You even wrote a song about trippin' for days!
You never married a foxy lady, so you died jerkin' off for hours....
I'll beat you so hard...you'll fall off your watchtower!

Jimi:

I am the true master of music! You're just a broken string!
Ask about Billy Joel in ten years, and no one know's a thing!
My influence on music was as strong as the vomit in my lungs,
and let me just quote something from ya, "only the good die young"!

Jimi smashes his guitar against the camera, and it goes black

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!!

Billy had some good lines, but Hendrix wins overall.

Thanks, and welcome to the forum! Glad you appreciated the rap :D

Epic as ever EPX, Epic as ever.

As epic as your yellowness my friend, as epic as your yellowness :D