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New Raps!
I got bored doing nothing and i want to steer away from the fighting in this forum so..
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SEASON 1 :
1.) Archers
2.)Pirates
3.)Kids vs. Adults
4.)Cards vs. Balls
5.)UK vs. USA
6.) http://i.imgur.com/YVdJC.png
Halloween Special : MASKS [Foto by B.S.B.]
7.)Millionare Fight
8.)Cake Faces
9.)North vs. South
10.)NP vs. EL
11.)Masked-"A"-holes
Bounty on your Choppah
13.)A Time Link to Adventure
14.)Legality!
15.)FINALE
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SEASON 2 :
Epic Rap Battles of History...!!!!
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HAWKEYE
VS
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LEGOLAS
BEGIN!
Hawkeye:
Two legendary archers up to a match
The trophy here is what i'm gonna snatch
I'm hawkeye, I'm accurately Lyrical.
I make evil people die with finesse, Theatrical.
You make an elephant die? Indians are ashamed of you!
Why don't you take your wooden bow and go back to the zoo!
Legolas:
Well this spineless bastard only knows how to hide!
You fight those evil monsters while hiding near the side!
I'm faster than you in shooting arrows, I count them!
I recycle arrows while you waste yours, what a shame!
I SHOOT FASTER THAN SHADOWFAX!
You shoot as if you were a Snorlax!
Hawkeye:
At least i can pronounce Orc correctly!
While you pronounce it "Yrch", What abnormality!
You should give up and let go of the title of an archer!
In this battle, Everyone knows i'm better!
Legolas:
I can pierce you even if you have a shield as guard!
I'm going to take you down to isengard!
What kind of archer prefer spandex?
I'm going to choke you on my GRAND "ELF"!
If you know what i mean~
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
SUGGEST!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY~
Legolas won, especially with his last verse.
Thanks for the comment, Lol, Penis references ftw :)
Yep, I'm thinking of making a rap battle with King Arthur FULL of dick jokes. I just need an opponent though...
Try Link or any other adventurer.
That's good, Link vs King Arthur, thanks for the idea YN! Imma write it now!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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JACK SPA-
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VS.
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CAPTAIN HOOK!
BEGIN!
Capt. Sparrow:
Yohoho~
I can't start without finding my rum!
Do you have it mr. one hand? No? None?
Well then, I'm the greatest Captain in all the seas!
You can't even kidnap a kid to have birds and the bees
You little pedophile, snatching kids and taking them to caves!
Putting them in bags and sprinkling them with dust, That ain't no rave
I grabbed the black pearl, fought the mermaids, What have you done? Filthy Paedophile!
Kidnap kids and fail? Lose a fight with a kid, Run away from a crocodile?
Capt. Hook:
Yohoho, Sparrow, I'll spear you like the bird you are!
Cook you in a fire spit and spit you out of the bar
There ain't no more rum, you alcoholic ass buffoon!
I'll make you drink sea water until you're a water balloon!
I lost, i must agree, At least i didn't make horrible sequels!
I don't use rum as a source of energy, Rage is my refuel!
Give up now, Jacky boy if you don't want to walk like a penguin
ill stick this far up your ass and make you a human mannequin!
Capt. Sparrow:
Oh boohoo, I eat krakens for dinner!
I'll shove a bottle of rum up your ass, dance the thriller!
I'll shoot you out of the cannon for not being a real captain!
You change clothes faster than a woman shaves her curtains~
Capt. Hook:
Don't make sex jokes with me or you'll lose an ear!
When they see my ship they shrivel in fear!
Now say bye to your crewmen, 'cause you'll be sinking with the ship!
Good bye Sparrow, Have a deadly trip!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
SUGGEST!
YOHOHOHOHO-PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY~
Great battles Captain Hook won
Sparrow won with the hilarious gifs at the start, I didn't even need to look at the rap battle (even though he won that too). I made Arthur vs Link as well, as promised, there are dick jokes and lots of them.
Oh yah
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Thanks guys :3
You're welcome. :lawl:
Suggestions?
Hm...Bruce Lee vs Muhammad Ali?
Hmmm, da fuq
Or RWJ vs Nigahiga.
OR OR OR, someone i really know, also, rwj sucks. might put him with someone who sucks too
Hm...who do you really know?
Most people.
Just put 10 suggestions lol. and imma make most of what i know
Alexander the Great vs John Fitzgerald Kennedy?
Just post 10 suggestiosn xD imma be doin soemthing something epic
Okay, I'm still thinking of suggestions, today I gotta post my new rap battle, please check it out.
sure :D
Every 3 episode i will make a freestyle rap, (either with recording or not, depends if i get lazy)
Would you use people who were already in an ERBoH?
Yep~
Napoleon Bonaparte vs Zuko? (Exile, cruelty, power, any other things.)
That.. that could work!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
Jack Sparrow won that last battle. It was hilarious, great job YN.
Thanks alot bb, :> ^-^Quote:
Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
PREVIEW OF TWO BATTLES
#3 Preview
Full Release on Halloween (Philippine Time ;) )
[spoiler:3nq283pq]Rapper 1 :
I turned the government upside down!
I'll turn your smirk into a frown!
Rapper 2 :
I'm referred to as the face of halloween
Your face looks like someone threw cake on the queen![/spoiler:3nq283pq]
#4
Unknown Release date
[spoiler:3nq283pq]Rapper 1 :
You didn't even win your final fight!
You're all voice! You can't even defuse a dynamite!
Rapper 2:
Check the polls, I clearly won my battle!
At least i didn't cry when i lost my honour from my father![/spoiler:3nq283pq]
Is one of them Vendetta?
On Rapper 2 on #2 it didn't rhyme
say it with a french/british accent
Since i don't know much about napoleon, i scrapped the whole battle.
I'm British...and it still didn't rhyme! D:Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowNerd
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Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Napoleon who? Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Bonaparte, Napoleon II, Napoleon III?Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Bonaparte, Now i need someone to fight zuko -_-