EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY - LEONARDO VS LEONARDO

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who really deserves to have the name "Leonardo". Is it;

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LEONARDO DA VINCI

OR

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LEONARDO THE TURTLE

BEGIN!

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[spoiler:yjpr4z4n]COWABUNGA OLD MAN! Prepare for turtle power, dude,
I'll show the Mona Lisa just how I make this ooze,
Just wait till you come in my sewer, you're bound to get even wetter,
I'm slashing you so hard I might as well be the Shredder!
This is one Da Vinci code I'm gonna break with my bare fists,
You're a Twilight Zone reject while I'm the realest,
I'm the leader of the Ninja Turtles, I know just what to do and when,
While I'm out fighting in the shadows, you're sketching naked men,[/spoiler:yjpr4z4n]

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[spoiler:yjpr4z4n]This is your last supper, I'm the Renaissance Man,
I've been up in this biz before you were even orphaned!
I revolutionized everything, you're gonna get ninja speared,
I'll use you as turtle wax when I shave my beard,
I'm your namesake, 'Leonardo', you better be thankful,
Don't you forget that I invented the sniper rifle,
I invented the scissors, take a trip down to Pisa,
I painted masterpieces while you were still eating pizza,[/spoiler:yjpr4z4n]

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[spoiler:yjpr4z4n]Go ninja, go! Get your parachute and take flight,
I don't care how big your brain is, you still don't know how to fight,
You drew tanks and guns, what are you, a repressed third grader?
You like taking dick? Take mine you gay-ass painter,[/spoiler:yjpr4z4n]

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[spoiler:yjpr4z4n]I showed April O'Neil how fine my paintbrush is,
So what if I'm gay, I'm freer than a bird when it comes to it,
You hide in that mask, I'm the king of procrastinators,
You took so much wood, that's why you call your master Splinter![/spoiler:yjpr4z4n]

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? DAMN-TWO-BATTLES-IN-ONE-DAY-I-SHOULD-REALLY-GET-A-RAISEPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!

So, what do you guys think?

Leonardo the Turtle won.

Epic lines

Go ninja, go! Get your parachute and take flight,
I don't care how big your brain is, you still don't know how to fight,

Thanks for the comment, you checked out Gandhi vs the Dalai Lama yet?

The Turtle won.
Great battle!

Thanks man.

TMNT Leornado won. But Da Vinci also had good lines. Great job on the battle!

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Originally Posted by ZeMasked

TMNT Leornado won. But Da Vinci also had good lines. Great job on the battle!

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Thanks, this appears to be my most popular battle. XD

Leonardo won! Epic Battle!

Leonardo isn't even in this battle.

Leonardothe turtle won!

Yay for popular rap battles! Thanks for the comments guys, I'm officially above the "eat a pint of shit 'cos nobody likes you, you asshole* line in the self esteem chart!