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I need your guys' input.
1. I was thinking of having a third rapper at the end. Who should it be?
2. Should I reference the letter from Mark asking Facebook members to drink?
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/b ... stock.html
Yes, you should reference the letter, also, since they are both technologically based you can have Nikola Tesla or Thomas Edison enter the scene.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!!
VS!!
SHIIIIGEEERRUUUU MIIIIIYAAAAMOOOTTOOOOO!!!!
BEGIN!!!
Mark Zuckerberg:
I'm the CEO of Facebook, gonna whup your Nintendo ass!
Make a profit from the stocks that will put your company in last.
I'd like to Like your bravery, but I've already Disliked your face!
You can call me Koopa the Quick, mofo, cuz I'm winning this race.
Step onto my Facebook Platform, I'll best ya in Brawl.
Your mentor Yokoi turned in his grave once Sega showed you whose boss!
Your Mario Party series just deserves a Facemash, you hear me?
I've been helping my country in WEF early on since January.
Take a look at my Timeline, from May 14 to now.
I've been racking up the dough while you've been playin' with your Warp Pipe Underground!
I'm surprised you could pay your rent with only 999 Rupees.
I mean, naming your mascot after your landlord? Were you on Rufes!?
Shigeru Miyamoto:
I have you beat. I mean listen, even the theme is my beat!
You created a website for obese bloggers! And that's your best feat.
I revolutionized the gaming world, I'm the video gaming monk.
So stop acting like you're 17, asking your Facebook Friends to get drunk!
WORTHY OPPONENT, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
Really? Mark Zuckerberg? I guess you'll have to do.
So stop Nintendoing yourself, and get a real wife.
I don't give a fuck about Zuck! Wasting time on Internet? No 1-Ups, no life!
In college, all YOU cared about which scholar was hotter.
Call me a boss, call me Andross! Just keep toying with your father!
Now I'M Giving a Pledge, a Fire Pleadge, cuz you're getting burned.
Wii aren't through yet! But, now I'm Game & Watch, cuz your social network got served!
Mark Zuckerberg:
You might as well Update your Status to lyrically bitch slapped.
Congratulations, Pokemon has motivated millions world wide to fap!
Shigeru Miyamoto:
I don't mean to Jynx you, but you're luck has run out.
Cuz my Master Hand is bout to pop open your mouth!
Mark Zuckerberg:
My charts are soaring high, you're still Earthbound.
Shigeru Miyamoto:
Yeah? Well last night I gave your wife a Poke in her Castle Town.
Mark Zuckerberg:
You mean CASTLEVILLE! No one gives a Zuck about Legend of Zelda.
Shigeru Miyamoto:
You're so fucked up. Are you my enemy, Sega? To Hell with ya!
Mark Zuckerberg:
your raps suck, dude.
Shigeru Miyamoto:
I disown you.
*Miyamoto and Zuckerberg are then transported to Final Destination (SSBB Version) where they begin to duel.*
*A figure flies out of the wormhole in the background and jumps in the middle*
Thomas Edison:
I beg your pardon, good sirs, but none of your "inventions" made that big an impact.
A blog for the socially awkward and a gaming company for the fat don't compare, FACT!
I invented a multitude of unique products, far beyond your comprehension.
If I had that kind of power I would sign both of your death sentences!
There's SCHOOLS named after me, I'm not just famous through TV and Internet.
Everywhere you glance I'm a key history component!
Mark, your god damn PERSONAL INTEREST is "openness"!
That's probably when Miyamoto's Master Sword is cutting through your clit.
Miyamoto, speak to your wife. She'll admit I had a "Crazy Hand."
I'm better than Tesla, so I'm better than you. We all know Captain Falcon is your man.
Peace out, motherfuckers, I leave you with a word of advice.
Don't mess with the Edisons if you value your life!
*Thomas Edison cracks open a Smash Ball and the screen blacks out while gunshots are heard*
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!!!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
O_O
Miyamoto...
Miyamoto won...
But the real winner here is you, Spike...
*dies from epicgasm*
Thanks! :D Should I enter it in this month's contest?Quote:
Originally Posted by God of Bronies
Too much epicness...Miyamoto won!
And I think you should enter it!
Awesome! Can you give me your favorite line from each rapper?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeMasked
Epicosity.
It felt so good! I haven't rapped in so long. SERGEANT SPIKE HAS REAWAKENED!!!
Mark:
I've been racking up the dough while you've been playin' with your Warp Pipe Underground!
Miyamoto:
I don't mean to Jynx you, but you're luck has run out.
Edison:
Mark, your god damn PERSONAL INTEREST is "openness"!
Zuckerberg didn't stand a chance.
Zuck won.