LOL okay here is mine:
[spoiler:1ee5i2i0]Miley Cyrus vs. Rebecca Black
Miley:
I am Hannah Montana
you look like santa
i'll shove my finger up your butt
you slut.
Rebecca:
it's friday!
you look gay
you cant sing
you've got a small thing
miley:
you suck cant you see?
go drink some pee
Rebecca:
you'll become a pot
because i am hot[/spoiler:1ee5i2i0]
