Oh, I can't rap.
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Oh, I can't rap.
Sure ya' can! I want to see someone come back HARD to my last verse...
I'll have to think something up. TO THE CAULDRON!
Those who ask shall receive, let be bestow this whooping,Quote:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar
To every single chump who wants to come lookin'
for a challenge they can't dream to manage,
The beatings I belt out require more than a bandage!
You'll be mentally scarred, a retard ripped apart
by the guy who wields the cards and has conquered the art!
I've got more heart than all of these posers combined,
And more accomplishments in one line than in all of their lives!
There's nine of 'em, see? But just 'cause you're a p*ssy,
I'll shred 'em one by one 'til there's no more filth to see!
Are you gettin' me? Oh, please, you're one sh*t head of an enemy,
While of got miles of style, and you'll NEVER see the end of me!
Just kick back, relax, I can do this day and night,
Why don't you run off with GoB and fight for gay rights?
You're no king, don't kid yourself, you got no wealth,
I'm gonna pour water on your mother and just watch her melt!
OUCH!
No, no, no, I insist, admit that I'm the hero,
You say I got no flow, but you got BELOW zero.
You say MLP's for kids? What a f*cking hypocrite,
You're named after a POKEMON, who are you to rip on it?
Speaking of punchlines and sloppy hoes, get this one, bro,
Your mom was grabbin' sloppy seconds from Norman! OHHH!
Alright, I'll admit it, you didn't get what you asked for,
'Cause you haven't seen HARD yet, I used this verse to get WARMED!
Let me lay it on the table,
Your deeds were but a fable,
Your raps were incoherent babble,
With your rips and rabbles,
You can sue me, if I go to fast,
But your own says wishes that I was his dad,
Renegade, that's cute, but you cannot compare,
To the rap skills of the celestial extraordinaire,
So play it nice, kiddo, don't give me more of your shit,
I'd treat you with saliva but you ain't worth my spit,
I'll do whatever I damn please, maybe spark an epiphany,Quote:
Originally Posted by God of Bronies
Um, hello, bro, are you even f*cking listening?
Believe me, you don't go too fast,
Or at all, in fact! You're just acting like a jack-*ss!
Even if you're greedy, I'm a generous guy,
So I'll donate a spit of saliva on your grave when you die!
What, are you supposed to be the "celestial extraordinaire"?
Come back and try again once you've grown a few chest hairs!
[quote=Cool-The-Renegade]I'll do whatever I damn please, maybe spark an epiphany,Quote:
Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":1uiwr8wz
Um, hello, bro, are you even f*cking listening?
Believe me, you don't go too fast,
Or at all, in fact! You're just acting like a jack-*ss!
Even if you're greedy, I'm a generous guy,
So I'll donate a spit of saliva on your grave when you die!
What, are you supposed to be the "celestial extraordinaire"?
Come back and try again once you've grown a few chest hairs![/quote:1uiwr8wz]
I'm a Grave in a grave, you know what finished me off?
I caught something from just addressing you, bruv,
I may act like Cranky Doodle Donkey, you called an ass after all,
But in retrospect that makes you almost nothing at all,
Yes, I'm the celestial extraordinaire, I even got you saying it,
This rap's nothing but a game and I'm the one playing it,
You're shaking with fear, I can tell you've had enough,
One more thing, dear Renny, TITS OR GET THE FUCK OFF!
[quote=God of Bronies][quote="Cool-The-Renegade":2ukkg0gt]I'll do whatever I damn please, maybe spark an epiphany,Quote:
Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":2ukkg0gt
Um, hello, bro, are you even f*cking listening?
Believe me, you don't go too fast,
Or at all, in fact! You're just acting like a jack-*ss!
Even if you're greedy, I'm a generous guy,
So I'll donate a spit of saliva on your grave when you die!
What, are you supposed to be the "celestial extraordinaire"?
Come back and try again once you've grown a few chest hairs![/quote:2ukkg0gt]
I'm a Grave in a grave, you know what finished me off?
I caught something from just addressing you, bruv,
I may act like Cranky Doodle Donkey, you called an ass after all,
But in retrospect that makes you almost nothing at all,
Yes, I'm the celestial extraordinaire, I even got you saying it,
This rap's nothing but a game and I'm the one playing it,
You're shaking with fear, I can tell you've had enough,
One more thing, dear Renny, TITS OR GET THE f**k OFF![/quote:2ukkg0gt]
You know, I gotta laugh when I face someone who just acts
like an *sshole with a hall pass to rap with no class!
I've passed up plenty of pricks, and you're nothing special,
Why don't you quit bein' a dick and get this message through your mental?
You want celestial? I'll kick your *ss into space,
You're sh*t-faced, GoB, you've got no saving grace!
What, am I too fast paced? Lemme slow it down,
I. WILL. NEVER. EVER. EVER. BACK. DOWN!
So you can run around babbling incoherently,
Just let me end this so no kid has to suffer your parenting!
[quote=Cool-The-Renegade][quote="God of Bronies":2l374vfl][quote="Cool-The-Renegade":2l374vfl]I'll do whatever I damn please, maybe spark an epiphany,Quote:
Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":2l374vfl
Um, hello, bro, are you even f*cking listening?
Believe me, you don't go too fast,
Or at all, in fact! You're just acting like a jack-*ss!
Even if you're greedy, I'm a generous guy,
So I'll donate a spit of saliva on your grave when you die!
What, are you supposed to be the "celestial extraordinaire"?
Come back and try again once you've grown a few chest hairs![/quote:2l374vfl]
I'm a Grave in a grave, you know what finished me off?
I caught something from just addressing you, bruv,
I may act like Cranky Doodle Donkey, you called an ass after all,
But in retrospect that makes you almost nothing at all,
Yes, I'm the celestial extraordinaire, I even got you saying it,
This rap's nothing but a game and I'm the one playing it,
You're shaking with fear, I can tell you've had enough,
One more thing, dear Renny, TITS OR GET THE f**k OFF![/quote:2l374vfl]
You know, I gotta laugh when I face someone who just acts
like an *sshole with a hall pass to rap with no class!
I've passed up plenty of pricks, and you're nothing special,
Why don't you quit bein' a dick and get this message through your mental?
You want celestial? I'll kick your *ss into space,
You're sh*t-faced, GoB, you've got no saving grace!
What, am I too fast paced? Lemme slow it down,
I. WILL. NEVER. EVER. EVER. BACK. DOWN!
So you can run around babbling incoherently,
Just let me end this so no kid has to suffer your parenting![/quote:2l374vfl]
You call yourself cool? Well, YOU’RE JUST A SHOWOFF!
While I bring hard exceptions, you’re just made up.
I’ll kick you with my shoes, right in your face.
You’re as small as a spec, while I’m all over the place.
This is the COOL peoples place! Not a PesterFest 2012.
Am I the best one here? Time won’t even tell.
Since I rule! Call me the next big president of the US.
This ain’t your everyday rap, but it’s the test!
Timmy Turner? What a wimp. A boy who's friends with fairys
That rap wasn't a test, it was a piece of crap that you only find rarely
Just because i'm SUPrising instead of Uprising don't mean i'm going down
I can still beat you so bad, you end up face down on the ground
I thought you may be a good rapper, but then I realized I misread your rap
Stay back in Dimmsdale, Timmy, I throw your raps out like dog crap
You ARE all over the place, you're right, your raps made no sense at all
Rap against me, I dare you, we'll see who stands tall