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You got it all wrong, man, I'm not a knight
Just a modern day human and a badass in a fight
You're a level five bitch in a dark bed sheet
You're still only a noob, you can never become l33t
If pokemon aren't tools, than it must be you
Who was in your bedroom last night, I think you know who
Hell, the S.T.A.R.S. will blast your wizard ass, just like "alakazam"
It's off to hell with you, now you're officially damned
S.T.A.R.S. are found all across space.
Just like an ant farm, we're all over the place.
Though I'll let you all in on a little tale.
The Sir sucks my [CENSORED] more than Kirby inhales!
That's right, bitch. I had to spit a diss.
Sorry, bro. Just get back to your job and quit being so pissed. V_V
You say you're epic, but all I see is Fail
You're too stupid to go to Harvard and too poor to go to Yale
Cause it's obvious you'll never get far in life with that mind
Why don't you take it like a man and get pegged from behind
I'm waiting for you to grow a brain, you're really insufficient
You're less creative than an 1940's lobotomy patient
Maybe one day your ryhmes will be equal to me
But until then, make like a tree and leave
Hello there, ladies and gentlemen, ever seen this thing?
I'll chuck him down my neck and make him into a drink!
Your name is December,
That's so last November!
You think your awesome yet you got 3 posts,
Get into my grill and prepare to be named Roast!
I don't need to rhymes that has to be with victory,
Sir, welcome to Epic Rap Battles of History!
Thank you for the welcome, that's kind of you
But you'll be saying goodbye when I'm through
For posting so early, I'll give you a mite bit of credit
But you'd have done better by asking help on redit
Best thing about December is it's the best time of the year
While November is lazy, only eating turkey and drinking beer
And I'm pretty sure you're not in the black ops
You might be an ordinary black, tops
(( And thaaaaanks. Figured I'd show support. ))
You're my least favorite month,
Wait...lemme think of a rhyme for that,
Ah, you are a dunce,
And you are a brat,
You come every year,
And make me wanna cry,
My cookies and milk,
All run dry,
My socks get filled with coal,
Damn, you are old,
You're name implies the tenth,
But you're the twelfth,
We got trolled,
What you just said makes absolutely no sense
I'd give you a penny for your thoughts but you take pence
You say you're a god and have shitty anime on your Sig
But you're just an assistant manager looking to get big
The amount of posts you have on the forums shows you have no life
And you're the only one getting cut on this double edged knife
I bid you adeu and all of that crap
But to quote Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!"
Suck my schnitzel,Quote:
Originally Posted by December
I'll eat you like a pretzel,
You are fat fool,
And you are not cool,
I'm making my entrance, and already this is too easy
I mean, seriously? My opponent's the "God of Bronies"?
I'd make a joke about your cult to lower your self esteem
But I can't since I don't watch the show. I have dignity.
When I'm done with you your pride will be ground into the pavement
*RING RING* It's your mom. She says, "Get out of the basement"
Yeah I got your mom on speed dial. Her number comes in handy
I will always be your major. Call it my modus operandi
The saddest part about you? You don't even rap.
It's just some unidentifiable beat-poetry crap.
Just like a baseball hit by slugger Carlos Delgado.
You got crushed, weirdo. I exit with bravado.
Oh look, a new challenger, what I surprise,
Watch me rap like a god before your eyes,
You're like a toy whose voice-chip has long expired,
I'm cool like ice but I burn like fire,
You haven't got the skill, that was your first post,
You are my beef and I'll make you roast,
I'm a veteran in rapping wars, you've got no chance,
So go ahead and surrender just like France,
No offence Clemi.