You vs The Person Above

Why don't you stop for a moment and read what you type
You look like a retard who can't even figure out how to use skype

Take some time and think about what you're trying to express
This is a lesson above all, I cannot begin to stress

Even a grade 6'er can create rhymes better than you
Not to mention your grammar sucks balls too

I'm going to be responsible and prepare a healthy dinner
Why don't you go run on a treadmill while trying to get thinner

STAB, STAB, STAB, STAB,

I'm a crazy son of a bitch!
Imma cut you, swish, swish, swish,
In a knife fight, in a knife fight,
In a KNIFE FIGHT!
You are a paranoid schizophrenic,
Who ya talking to?
Not you,
Aw,
Now leave me alone to rap,
I can rap better,
No you can't,
Yes I can!
Prove it!
In a minute,
See, you are crapper than December,
I shall dismember,

Your grammar is terrible, I find this hard to read.
God DOES die, I'll be the one to do the deed.
You have no rhythm, no skill, and also no class.
Maybe I'll rename you to God of Sucking Ass!
Get off this forum, you can't rap for shit.
December's the better rapper out of you two, I must admit.
I'll storm into Equestria and enact my martial law.
I'm the master of might and magic. This is the last straw.

(( This one was for GoB but then Archsage posted ^^ ))
Yeah, the first part of your rap was totally original
Stealing from Lemondemon, like you're a gawking seagull
What's with you and the comments about shit?
Freud wrote about your kind, and it made a big hit
Speaking of psychologists, I think you need to see one
Because something that should be, is turning not very fun
You should turn off the computer and go play outside
When you come back, you can nurse back your pride

(( Now one for Archsage))

Finally a challenge, someone who's more intelligent
But a battle's the game, and you're about to take a descent
When I'm done with you, you'll be six feet under
Listen to my raps that resound like thunder
I remember Might and Magic when it was back on Sega
But let's face the truth, I am the real Alpha and Omega

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Originally Posted by December

(( This one was for GoB but then Archsage posted ^^ ))
Yeah, the first part of your rap was totally original
Stealing from Lemondemon, like you're a gawking seagull
What's with you and the comments about shit?
Freud wrote about your kind, and it made a big hit
Speaking of psychologists, I think you need to see one
Because something that should be, is turning not very fun
You should turn off the computer and go play outside
When you come back, you can nurse back your pride

(( Now one for Archsage))

Finally a challenge, someone who's more intelligent
But a battle's the game, and you're about to take a descent
When I'm done with you, you'll be six feet under
Listen to my raps that resound like thunder
I remember Might and Magic when it was back on Sega
But let's face the truth, I am the real Alpha and Omega

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MAN! U call urself December
I'll tear u part rite now u wont even last until November
This is a rap u will remember.
My raps are so great, even Eminem will be shocked
u got no cock
I am the god of raps
ur the queen of crap

Everyone, sit down. This is the one.
Meatball's craftmanship has left me stunned.
Such beauty in your prose, such art, such skill.
Reading each line was an absolute thrill.
The flawless technique in rhyming the months
Took great effort. Sir, you are no dunce.
And your reluctance to actually spell the word "you"
Reveals your creative side. He should rep his own crew.
And the...I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore
That rap was so bad, you made my soul sore.
Don't quit your day job, kiddo. This ain't your thing.
Compared to a fellow noob, I am your king.
At least I hope you're new. If not, damn.
Your English teacher should slap you with the back of his hand
Because that was shite, bro. Some of the worst I've ever heard.
And please don't reply. No more lyrical turds.

dare not thing rong wid mai gramer all at
u cant rap becoz u iz crap
i iz good u iz not
u go in cookin pot
i am da best
no contst

I know a troll when I see one
And here is the mega ton

I don't know if you're purposely being bad at this
Looking at your other posts you've hit the abyss

No way you can climb out of the hole that you just dug
Trying to spit out rhymes like some kind of gangster thug

How'd you convince your mom to let you wake up so early
Never mind, I don't care dude, you just got owned by a girlie

Oh yeah? Well I'm queen so you do as I say,
You are a bar of soap any time of the day,
You have no right buttocks for it is all but broken,
I really want to know what kind of pot you're smoking,
You are about as friendly as a banana republic,
If something is messed up then you gotta go fix it,
So I gotta go fix you because you have some issues, man,
Why, you have more problems than Morpheus' gran!
SHABAM!

Calling someone a bar of soap isn't really an insult
As for the weed, I won't tell you until you're an adult
I'm still waiting to see if you show any talent
Until then, I'm sure to win every argument
Me and my issues get along perfectly fine
I'm the only one here qualified to be divine
For all of this god business you so call claim
Everything you do seems to be fairly tame
Maybe one day you'll come fifth in this game
But for now, you put everyone here to shame