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just cause you get change from a phone booth don't make you clark kent
your mother wouldn't even claim you for tax return purposes
you're the type of fat fuck that hopes for bad luck
so you could constantly munch on the chip on your shoulder, dumbfuck
i make it rain on him cause he don't take baths, why
if i killed everyone that hates you we'd call that genocide
ya gay-ass' been stretched so many times it's like elastic
when I seen your face today I should have spit in my hand and slapped it
Dude, here's an idea; be original for fucking once!Quote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
You shouldn't have even woke up this morning for being a fat cunt
You're like a bull; you get mad when I rip out your beating heart
And show you the blood on my hands from where your whole rap fell apart
Just give up and walk away, cuz I'm beating you with fewer lines, and
Fewer chances to rhyme, and too few time to fuck you in your vagine!
Witty alliteration always helps me prove my point
While you jerk off your itty bitty dick while choking on a joint
While you grow fat in your tiny old stinky sticky sweaty bedroom
Lack of social interactions making you feel like a apeshit buffoon
With no education, no job, you act like such a fucking tool
I won't be surprised if you say your parents had already disowned you!
Cuz I'd be embarrassed too if my wife shot you out of her pussy
To see you grow up to be nothing more than a dipshit no-life wussy
And I know you'll probably reply, saying that most of it isn't true
But I think we all know who's won this battle already. Do you?
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Originally Posted by Seegineer
what a great description of yourself and the mlp fanbaseQuote:
Seegineer;Cyclone Warrior
the material of your lines are as thin as the ice you're on, you're gay
your mic skills are like your girlfriend, not real
i'll smash hit you more times than the beatles
you'll be callin 911 cause you're a phony
you just can't win, you'll be lookin like mckayla maroney
make ya go bankrupt like THQ
i'll make you use the actual purpose of tissues
rough you up, lookin like a cyclone hit ya
hurricane sandy, you oughta be a colorado shooting victim
Well, looks like I can squash a maggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
But I CAN squash this ignorant ******!
You do shitty references to bad stuff, while
you also can steal a rhyme from 8-mile.
The only thing more magic than friendship is slapping your ugly face!
You think you're so hot. well you're not. You're our forums disgrace!
Snap back to reality, your raps all suckQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
I'll rip your ass apart like I don't give a fuck
Because at least I'm not an intolerant, cocksucking,
Jizz faced, shit eating, dog raping, buttfucking,
Child molesting, perverted whore of a person
Who's just a wannabe murderer: but the lamer version.
Go to hell and take your cheap rhymes too
But no one will come to your funeral cuz no one will miss you.
you a f*ggot so you only go in One DirectionQuote:
Seegineer;Cyclone Warrior
when horny people look at you they're like mitt romney, they lose their 'election'
you're the reason why blind people dont have any sight
im hotter than you kid, you got a Skype?
im tiger woods, you aint up to par
this fat-ass is literally living large
you're gay, no wonder you got a big mouth, guy
you milk yourself more than the media does with franchises
You've milked more dicks than the media with their shitQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
At least my brain and dicks bigger than yours, bitch
You're just some stubborn prick virgin who doesn't like to lose
You're not even listening to me because you drank so much booze
You spewed up these rhymes thinking they'd defeat us
But you'll just get ripped apart like you just faced Cerberus
I'll bring down your heaven and start raising hell
You didn't give up, but that's the part where you fell
So stop being a coward and face me like a man
I'll beat you with my eyes closed, I know I can
Plus, my girlfriend will slice your fucking throat when she sees this
Heck, even a newborn child can beat your shit!
Face it, you're beat, just give up already
I beat you every time because my flow is so steady
Pack your bags and take a one way trip to hell and back
Cuz that would have been easier than just acting like a hack.
I mean, holy Jesus, it's like Zyroda's raps are scripted
He responds to nothing cuz he can't think on the spot, he's so shit.