You vs The Person Above

this is egypt son and you're in da-nile
wigga i should dance around you wearing a black hood
you dont battle nice thats just more lies
he's recognized from those commercials as the "before guy"
you'll end up like myspace, dead
even wonder wonders how i make bread
i got the gold medal and the title belts
my sperm's swimmin through your slut like Michael Phelps
cut him out like a muthaf*ckin coupon
i'll smash this pumpkin like Billy Corgan
i know dogs are viscious but i love me my b*tches
you'll be lookin like frankenstein with a lot of stitches
i'll draw two x's on your eyes, wreck this b*tch
you couldn't reach the top in a bad game of tetris

Egypt son, is that the land of the Phar-ho's? Like one of your priest's
my rhymes pull your brains through yours nose. And then like Mencia
you'll be all Dee, DeeDee. Your so weak because your god is a pussy**.
Your flow is dead so I wrap you up like a mummy and then let your
queen swallow my scarabs and she'll say "mmm that's yummy".


**they used to worship cats

Why are you so obsessed with Egypt? Do you have a crush
On that Cleopatra girl? Does she make you blush?
Well guess what, noob, she's 100% MINE!
Don't even bother to reply to this, cause I know you're gonna whine

(lol. welcome to the forum.)

wwefan's ugly face is something that no one wants to see
when you were eating alphabet soup you choked on the D
spektre's post count is his age, make this kid choke
Your flow it´s just like marijuana, most people don´t consider it dope
i'll blow him up like a firework, katy perry
this battle is a mismatch like the clothes you wearing
i'm better, i'm bringing the pressure
go ahead be a joker you saw what happened to Heath Ledger
this kid could learn something from me
reconstructive surgery on your face would be a public courtesy

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Originally Posted by zyroda

wwefan's ugly face is something that no one wants to see
when you were eating alphabet soup you choked on the D
spektre's post count is his age, make this kid choke
Your flow it´s just like marijuana, most people don´t consider it dope
i'll blow him up like a firework, katy perry
this battle is a mismatch like the clothes you wearing
i'm better, i'm bringing the pressure
go ahead be a joker you saw what happened to Heath Ledger
this kid could learn something from me
reconstructive surgery on your face would be a public courtesy

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I'm back motherfucker, I'll put you in your rightful place
I'll shove you back into your mother's womb for the crime that is your face
The apocalypse came with me and it's gonna bring you down
I'll drop atomic bombs on your Hiroshima, you'll be six feet under-ground
You're still the mindless little sod I remembered that you would be
Your raps are so old fashioned it's like they were made in 1693
Grow a pair and use your brains before you spit, you hack
And no one here even loves you, so you shouldn't bother coming back!

You're back? That's great, but who the fuck are you?
Seegineer? Sounds like a retard of an engineer, that's who!
You're a part of a group that's out of this world but you can't be seen
You have 153 posts, you can't be that mean
You brought the apocalypse? It's beyond December 21st
You're already lyin' in this verse
The only thing you're bringing down is everyone else's IQ
For how much of a fucking retard are you
The only bombs you're droppin are cherry bombs
Just a loud noise, no harm at all, be right back, I need to fuck yer mom
Because outside of you, that's the only dick she'll ever see
I'm 7.5 Inches, you're no biggerr than 3
No one even remembers you, you have as much impact as a feather
Light and soft, should just change your name to Heather
Cause you're a pussy, you take a pounding from tops
No son, you ain't got the chops
To go against me, on this forum, I'm fuckin' legendary
Like Aritcuno, Zapdos & Moltres, but you're just extra-ordinary
Nothing special about you or the rhymes that you drop
When compared to me, you ain't nothing but a big, giant flop.

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Originally Posted by Togashi Castiel-Sama

You're back? That's great, but who the f**k are you?
Seegineer? Sounds like a retard of an engineer, that's who!
You're a part of a group that's out of this world but you can't be seen
You have 153 posts, you can't be that mean
You brought the apocalypse? It's beyond December 21st
You're already lyin' in this verse
The only thing you're bringing down is everyone else's IQ
For how much of a fucking retard are you
The only bombs you're droppin are cherry bombs
Just a loud noise, no harm at all, be right back, I need to f**k yer mom
Because outside of you, that's the only dick she'll ever see
I'm 7.5 Inches, you're no biggerr than 3
No one even remembers you, you have as much impact as a feather
Light and soft, should just change your name to Heather
Cause you're a p***y, you take a pounding from tops
No son, you ain't got the chops
To go against me, on this forum, I'm fuckin' legendary
Like Aritcuno, Zapdos & Moltres, but you're just extra-ordinary
Nothing special about you or the rhymes that you drop
When compared to me, you ain't nothing but a big, giant flop.

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Bring it on, punk, you're no better than the other stupid prick
The generic "Did your mom" joke is your only fucking trick
I may not have as many posts, but that doesnt mean I have less skill
'Cause when you step up, it even makes The Codfather look ill!
You're nearly twice as old as I am, and you spit worse shit
Than a fucking retard making farting noises with his armpits
I'm like a riddle that you cannot even hope to try to solve
And I won't stop kicking your ass until this thread has dissolved.

Seegineer's goin down harder than an anvil
Gonna take him down like Superman in Smallville.
Like Lesnar I brings the pain
After this battle you'll never be the same.
It pays to be Roode and I'm the friggin' mint
Gonna black up his eyes like the tint
You must be an Alien because no one even likes you so why not take a hint
I'm a BigBlackNinja and you're just a retarded engineer
After this battle I think I'll have myself a beer.
You must not know but you need to know you SUCK
And...
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...PrpNkgA2r_pnVA

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Originally Posted by BigBlackNinja

Seegineer's goin down harder than an anvil
Gonna take him down like Superman in Smallville.
Like Lesnar I brings the pain
After this battle you'll never be the same.
It pays to be Roode and I'm the friggin' mint
Gonna black up his eyes like the tint
You must be an Alien because no one even likes you so why not take a hint
I'm a BigBlackNinja and you're just a retarded engineer
After this battle I think I'll have myself a beer.
You must not know but you need to know you SUCK
And...
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...PrpNkgA2r_pnVA

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Well done, you just repeated what the last guy said
But I don't need any damn luck to make you drop dead
So you're a big black ninja, right? Then why'd I see you coming?
Was it because you're so fat the ground shakes when you're running?
Your verse has so many holes in it, it should be more like Swiss cheese
Do you think you actually have a chance against me? Bitch please!
You'll need a lot more than that beer after I'm through with you
So join the line, kiss my ass and suck my dick like the last two.

seegineer is faker than michael jackson's nose
you're getting told by an asian, now i'm Rai Ping Yur Ho
i drop punchlines that are sicker than SARS, higher than mars
a good name to describe you would be Armstrong
i wasn't here, now you think your hard b*tch?
sh*t, I could drop off the dome and hit harder then owen hart did
you make it seem like your swag is based off a rainbow flag
as im smokin this fag takin a slow drag, i hope i dont gag on his recycled vocab
saggier than 50 cents pants and betty white's tits
youre so much of a bitch this is gonna come off sexist
you talk shit ya mouth is gettin slapped so hard
the tooth fairy will say fuck it and leave a mastercard