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You're a legend? Well then I'm a motherfucking God!
About your raps above, well, they seemed a bit broad
Fuck you dude, there's nothing you can beat me with
And Ren a legend too? We all know that's a myth
Think before you write your lyrics on this page
You're a peasant while I'm a fucking Mage
You are gone like the wind, no returning in sight
But if you must, bring it on, it's your turn to fight
(By the way, it's nice to kinda meet you too, Ren! I've heard much about you)
LAWL, I got this one for old time's sake,Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombieLicker
'Cause it's time for this "God" to come and get a taste
of my wrath! You call yourself a Mage
and call ME a myth? (HAH!) Seems like you're late to the game!
I don't agree with LAWL when he puts himself above me
but he's sure as hell right to lay a beatdown on these dummies!
I flow hot like magma, smooth like cashmere,
Lick THIS, you dumb bitch: You'll NEVER stand a chance here.
(Ditto! nice to meet ya'!)
I'm the reason why our group is still hereQuote:
Originally Posted by ZombieLicker
if I leave the group, everyone else would leave, ya hear?
You? A god? Now surely you're tripping balls
now go back to taking duck-faced selfies at the mall
It's 2:30 am and I'm still kicking your butt!
my raps are like Constaninople's Walls, and you're Attila the Hun
you lick zombies? We need to execute you right here and now
I'll pop a cap in ya head with my beast rhymes, and how
when people have a question they come to me for the answer
while you had to downgrade yourself to my poll dancer
THAT'S RIGHT! You're my bitch now, sucka!
and your rhymes are a joke, like Rucka Rucka
(I think I'm gonna hit the hay, guys. I'll be back tomorrow, though. Nice job, everyone. Seeya soon!)
It's nice to see you back Renny, we always had our funQuote:
Originally Posted by Cool-The-Renegade
I guess the famous LAWL vs. Ren will never be done
but hey, put that a side. You just came back!
let's show these weaklings how to really attack!
The zombie licking jokes are older than your wrinkly package
If we didn't join groups it'd be you and Zoroark's festival of sausage
I brought most people with me, and we are succeeding on
Take the LAW out of your name cuz my raps mowed your fuckin' LAWn!
I'm a beast in the rap game you don't compare in the littlest
You're just jelly of me because my rhymes are the illest!
So lick yourself bitch, never heard of a catchy username?
I'll keep coming back to destroy, you care too much about forum fame!
I've heard of catchy usernames, which is why people remember mine
while your rhymes sound more hideous than a tortured mutated swine
Littlist isn't a word, do I need to make a lesson right here?
I do! So sit down, shut up, and get your ass in gear
I'm not obsessed with forum fame, I hardly mention it
unless you're using some alternate dimension shit
when you're one of the most influential forumers heya
you then get to talk to me about how I speak my ideas
Epicz was a piece of history, but I had to move on
but that in no way means you're even close to awesome
I'm the master of rapping and the sultan of spitting fire
my rhymes are so epic it's like they were made in the Shire
Ah hello, Dear lawly, How have you been?
I thought you quit on the rap battle scene?
Too many questions for my dear friend here,
But for now, I'm going to spread some fear!
Listen here pony lover, You deserve a spankin'
In this thread, I own the money, Look at me bankin'
You're the Grammar Nazi people always hate and despise
But don't worry little Wyatt, You're always "Special" in our eyes
I'll attack you like your a titan and snap your neck into pieces
Now don't go back in this thread, stop showing up, out and about
Just leave, and let me reign, As i repeat..
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Ah, the king of gifs. Tell me, what kind of title is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Forget that chatbox adventure, it's time for some real rap.
That's right, it's the ranger here ass whipping on a live feed,
The only thing super 'bout this mod is his ejaculation speed.
You asians should be good, however you just got a straight F,
How did you get so broke? Were you busted making meth?
Stick to the cosplay, and writing you EgyptxTurkey ships,
This is the place for epicness, not all your hantai s**ts!
Dear, Sir, I'mma teach you about ASIAN rapping,Quote:
Originally Posted by rangernumberx
I'rr start destroying you, your neck wirr start breaking
You need some wit in your what, some dick in your butt
everybody knows rangernumber x is a ranger number srut
You giving me an F? i'm creary deserve an A++
You're famous, I saw you once, In the Big bang BUS.
Remember, there wirr be an Asian one upping you!
When i enter the stage, everyone goes Woohoo!
Now do you get it? I am better than you in arr the aspects!
I'm the best, from the brains to the ASS pecs!
Now, Turn your faucet off i can see your brain reak
Remember children...
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