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Yo Gunnut, I'm gonna kick your ass
I solved a lot of cases with this magnifying glass
I mean, you sound like a 50 year old guy who smoked a lot
Fuckin' take that green card and shove it in your piss slot
That hairdo makes you look like a jew
Your profound rhymes make me say hue
I don't even wanna believe you exist, you're so bad
I think that somebody's jealous cuz their magic stick don't stand!
/AmAlsoBoredAndThoughtItdBeFunny
We're together in this boredom dilemmaQuote:
Originally Posted by Boretic
I would diss your ass like it was a verbal enema
But I am honestly not all that creative
So I'll leave the next actual verse belated
Objection!
Your bullshit is showing
Looking around like you don't know where your going.
Do you need a fucking map?
To see where I can kick your ass?
Well just turn left at Godot
And I'm sure you'll know
It turns out That I am one true foe.
Too lazy to work on verses? What the hell!
You and I are as different as the Sahara and Sahel.
I put some effort into my deathly verses.
And I don't need any god damn curses.
So if someone thinks they can battle me in rhyme.
Just leave right now, or your just wasting your time.
Put effort into your raps? Really that's a killer
Get back to me when you stop writing six lines of filler
I'm sure jamming that into a lock may serve your interest
But dude you're about as manly as a disney princess
You think you stand a chance battling ME in rhyme?
Well I jus whooped your ass in the same amount of time!
Here's the thing. I'm all set to kick this sorry seal's rear.
I've electrocuted a hundred bitches since I've started my career.
You hypnotize everything with you fucking Hypno Frog
Unless I'm wrong about all this, which you know, I'm not!
Your stupid fucking rhymes could poke out someone's eye
Just go back to the arctic with Boretic, it's erboh forum outside
When it comes to dumbasses you were truly the most effective
Here's what happened Mr. Hutt. You fucked with the Prime Directive
You couldn't beat some douchey business man how could you face me?
I've seen better songwriting from the cast of Glee!
So yeah, your "Uber" rap battles are pieces of shit I'm sorry
I'd rather spend a day in your fighting type friend safari!
I generally prefer rhyming with condescending cynicism
But bro, U MAD JeLLY OF MY HYPNOTISM
Me? The dumbass? Well that's simply absurd!
Your just pulling your rhymes out of your ass it's time to reword
Seriously, your raps are more repetitive then surfing bird
Say mmph some more I know you're at a loss for words.
So yeah, IDK why your username niche is even a thing
But I've restored some energy by giving you the oblivion wing.
(don't reply
I posted a rap just a few seconds before someone else and I never got a battle put up against me. I was kinda looking forward to one but it never happened)
You know what? I need you guys to get of of me
so without further ado: My homeboy Socrates!
Socrates:
You people think you're the best, but why?
It's, of course, you're on your own side
with no actual evidence to prove that you're great
I just used the Socratic Method to prove you're second rate!
I'm the greatest teacher and philosopher of all time
and just by pure logic I can prove that I'm hot with these rhymes
I know I know nothing! Except that your rhymes are crap
So why in the world do you continue to rap?
I'll forgive you though, no one errs knowingly
I'll leave you all speechless like I when I asked about piety!
LAWL, quit pussyin' out and come to class, but you're not teaching.Quote:
Originally Posted by LAWLzoR
This ain't an ERB, it's a true forumer smackdown, me giving a lesson in lyrical beating!
Wanna speak proverbs, well then be my guest in this intellectual war.
You claim your intellect to a high degree, but you're just smart enough to keep yourself warm!
I won't let our Friendship get in our way, because my raps are Magic.
You'd sooner get crumpets shoved into your mouth then an actual date. It's just that tragic.
Change your name again, it's for the better, because you'll be needing a Doc.
Now tell me, what kind of genius opens up a deadbeat group and invites Zoroark!?