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*long-time I haven't done this*
Your death in this battle is Clemi-nent
No one in this arena would give for you a cent
I'm the only one here with a bit knowledge of rap
while you keepin doing your fake covers with PhotoCrap
Oh boy! I'd never do a french joke about you
Too easy, like diss you in this forum dude
Long time I haven't done this, and there you go
A plum crushed by my knife at the end of a bowl.
*Not as good as I expected xD*
Dude, you're worse than Ken at rapping,Quote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
And your lack of punctuation is totally sapping
Me out of a good trance
Destroyin' my good pants.
Cause I'm gonna be like the Hulk and cut you with a lance!
*turns into Hulk*
Oh god why do I have to hear you babble on
You're trying to face 5 knights while you're still a pawn
I'm a scientist and a strong man that you better fear
And you do nothing at all except call me a queer
I swear, you should've been banned by now
Cause your flows so bad it can kill a sow
Cause your just a giant motherfucking cow!
Holy shit! Holy fucking shit! Am I supposed to rap? I really don't know...Quote:
Originally Posted by 1N-5AN0
Anyway, now, I'll rap and put an arrow in my bow!!
Alright, alright, alright, I'm McConaughey
Shut yo fucking mouth, and have a good day!
I'll slice you up, grill you down,
turn you around into a pile of rubble in muscle town!
Oh shit! Uhhhhhh, I just rapped! Achievement reached! I am GOING SUPER SAIYAN! OH FUCK!
This is very uncomfortable! MY BONER GETS BIGGER WITH IT! OMFG! I'M OUT OF LUCK!
MY HAIR COLOR IS CHANGING! WHAT THE FUCK!
Well, time to stop stalling, and take out this muck!
Oh shit I got some raps in my hands
There slipping out smoother than coarse sand
Maybe you're really fucking queer I don't know!
You're raps are fucking stupid and fluffy, like goddamn snow!
You're a newbie round these parts, so I'll take it slow,
You sound like Homer.. JUST SAY D'OH!
I'm done crushing ya!
Fuck off, I'll make you do the cha-cha!
Fuck your corny bars, let a real MC spit some crazy shit!
I blast my gat fast like I'm tryna take a crazy shit!
You getting loud to Hench, that's some crazy shit!
Your crap's just loco, you're into some crazy shit!
Yo, I'm sicker than an AIDS patient, all you rappers talking about
The fame-gaining, paper-making, pains aching, names blazing
Strip the beat naked like the beat was on Babestation
Don't mind about you succeeding, that ain't the issue bro
It's just that I've been through more shit than a tissue roll
Money got me crawling, falling, happy in the morning
Snoring, ladies that be bawling, calling,
Saying they want a fucking, forget that!
Running from the fucking feds till early
Then I kick back, tell a girl to come and bounce it on me
And I click clack if I hear some shit from anybody
On the strip, fam, feeling like I'm just an anybody
Come on, it can be easy-peasy if you've got the brain
Talking all that greasy beef but, shit, you ain't the same
Weather getting breezy, please believe me, I'm insane
Do you really feel me? Leave me easy in the rain
Running with my Nikes on, scarring from the 90s, don
Relying on myself, nobody else, to come and guide me on
Party in the USA, getting all my Miley on
Say you're coming after me, I'm saying, 'Come find me, bruh!'
Alright, cuz I'm still on the block
Where the kids got the guns and the knives in their socks
Well Adonis, still alive I see.
You were ready to rap but not to even answer the PM's from me?
Well, if you get angry, don't be at me.
'Cause I got some other shit to do, byeee!
With your wack lines, none of you motherfuckers got the rap experience to be called a 'person'!
When I wrote, I thought it only right I spit fire over all your asses so your collective talent don't worsen!
So don't criticise my writing style when I'm only spitting like that on this beat out of sympathy!
Cuz, shit, your lyrics reek, no wonder they ain't getting sheet, bitch I'm stacking P's,
Cuz of my lyrical feats, I spit it hard in the streets, leave you cats starving for weeks!
10% of nothing is still nothing, G, and if you step to me, you gon' get beat!
Kid, don't censor swears, they show your passion! Matter fact, if you gon' be like that, stop rapping!
We don't need another cracker battler who thinks hard bars come from PaRappa the Rapper!
You gotta believe Hench is spitting the facts, else he'll layeth your asses down!
I already told you I'm insane! I make Jigsaw look like Doink the Clown!
By definition, an Insane Rap Battle is one where Hench is on top and you jokers frown!
Which means in both of your series, you've both been forcibly drowned and Hench catches the crown!
I will only use my skills for one bar, what a sin.
Hench, you're not even the best rapper of the basement that you live in.
Oh really, you think that you're all that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Adonis
You're as crazy as Mike Myers playing The Cat in The Hat!
My rhymes are better than yours sir
I do believe you'll need some aloe for that burn!
make some slick rhymes that'll slip into your skull
Don't fuck with my homie Adonis, cause I can be a thick bull
You are really sensitive like a anal bead
You be shoppin for rap, cause you scrapped your knees
clack this clack that, fuck all that
You better tighten your anus, or I'll slice you up like a cat
You'll look up to me like I'm Joesph Stalin
Cause when I rap, boy, I sound like I be ballin
So starve away, wither away,
before I slap yo' ass back to yesterday
Turn it down for what boy?
You need me, since you bland like soy
I'd continue to churn you up, but I then I'd be bored!
At least Mike Myers has betta success than you doing your chores!
Oh, look! A big dumb Hitler parody
Whose rhymes are more ridiculous than his own authority.
You're a selfish and impulsive man who can easily get angry.
My rhymes will so kill you, you'll change your name for Kenny.
You said you're like the Man of Steel? I spit kryptonite.
I'm a badass antihero, you're more stupid than fat.
You're so evil, your soul is darker than dark
I'll bleed you so much that you could say "I'm red and black".
I see more vulgarity in your rhymes than in your mother.
- Yes, I know here: I'm maybe one of your over 9000 fathers.
So go back to South Park to eat donuts like a real policeman
If not, I'll kill you and you'll finish in a dead cart, man.