You vs The Person Above

Hey, hey, hey, I didn't say I was finished yet!
Jumping to conclusions are we? Well buckle up and get set
I'll whip your arse so hard, you'll feel it in future and in past
Leave you rejected and reflected as a damn outcast
Adamzee, your rhymes are good, but compared to AC's they're nothing
Even if they were that decent they'd still be compensating for something
And AC, I'm more tolerant of heat than you are
So shut your mouth, it's like you're itching to impress. Not worked so far.
These two jerkoff MC's are full of indecency, and they're slowly falling to
pieces, see how easily I take them apart like it's simple surgery
And I'd make the joke about women always being in the kitchen
But I'm no dick, and what's worse than an alcoholic who's constantly bitchin'?
Call me Eminem, since I'm Not Afraid of going Bezerk, 'Till I Collapse, cuz that's The Way I Am
You're a Mockingbird acting like a Rap God and got lost while thinking you were Superman
Your rhymes may be like lava, but mine are brighter than Headlights
Explosive as Pompeii, so get outta my way, cuz whatever you say, I'm here to stay.

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Originally Posted by TheFlameLord

Hey, hey, hey, I didn't say I was finished yet!
Jumping to conclusions are we? Well buckle up and get set
I'll whip your arse so hard, you'll feel it in future and in past
Leave you rejected and reflected as a damn outcast
Adamzee, your rhymes are good, but compared to AC's they're nothing
Even if they were that decent they'd still be compensating for something
And AC, I'm more tolerant of heat than you are
So shut your mouth, it's like you're itching to impress. Not worked so far.
These two jerkoff MC's are full of indecency, and they're slowly falling to
pieces, see how easily I take them apart like it's simple surgery
And I'd make the joke about women always being in the kitchen
But I'm no dick, and what's worse than an alcoholic who's constantly bitchin'?
Call me Eminem, since I'm Not Afraid of going Bezerk, 'Till I Collapse, cuz that's The Way I Am
You're a Mockingbird acting like a Rap God and got lost while thinking you were Superman
Your rhymes may be like lava, but mine are brighter than Headlights
Explosive as Pompeii, so get outta my way, cuz whatever you say, I'm here to stay.

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Calling you Eminem's like calling Bob Ross Picasso
Now it's time for you to get served like antipasto
Man your lines are so long, it's like the DMV
I'd love to see you hand your raps to a real MC
Sure, maybe not me, I'm a newbie I'll admit it
But if Mathers saw your blather he would laugh and call it shit "It's
Really cool you're trying, Flamer Guy, but I suggest you quit it
Listing all my songs is forced, not remarkable, you nitwit"
Shout out to AC for recognizing my chops
You may be here to stay, Flame, but that doesn't mean I'll stop!

You can't quote Marshall, you don't know what he'll say
You look like you've written that while suffering from PDA
(Go look it up) Since you're simplistic and autistic as fuck
I'm brimming with ideas while you'll always end up stuck
Like Artax in mud, you'll sink like the Titanic did
I'll beat you back every single time, like Real Madrid
I'm a strategist by nature, my raps are not what they seem
Just like your 'victories', since they'll only happen in your dreams

You know, I didn't want to join, just ask YellowNerd or ranger
Crushing people in round two is just part of MY nature
Your lines don't seem to be rap, I guess one thing you've said is true
I flow like stream water, you've got flow of a broken loo
Your abilities and rapping skills? These two sets are disjoint
You notice my doge-glish? I say you just prove my point.
You're no Seengineer anymore, no wonder you can't see my domination
Here's what I predict, your two hundreth post will be an abomination.

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Originally Posted by Kubby

You know, I didn't want to join, just ask YellowNerd or ranger
Crushing people in round two is just part of MY nature
Your lines don't seem to be rap, I guess one thing you've said is true
I flow like stream water, you've got flow of a broken loo
Your abilities and rapping skills? These two sets are disjoint
You notice my doge-glish? I say you just prove my point.
You're no Seengineer anymore, no wonder you can't see my domination
Here's what I predict, your two hundreth post will be an abomination.

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Time to knuckle down and show this "Kub" who's the best
With such a childish arrogance you think you put rhymes to the test?
*sarcastic voice* Oh no, I'm so frightened, what on earth will I do?
Hah! All the others here were bigger threats than you
In both height AND dick size, and that's AC included
You should rethink challenging me, oh wait, you're already deluded!
How 'bout you quit while you're behind, you won't achieve fame
Especially if this little retard can't even spell my previous name
So how dare you call me out and say my raps are abominations
And learn that if you step to me, I'll make it rain domination!

Look under your avatar, and notice my prediction was true!
How 'bout you leave with honor, I think there should still be some left in you
This battle is so complex, and you struggle to even grasp
That my victory's real; your victory is the imaginary part
I misspelt your name? Sorry, research on you is worth none of my time
Perhaps do something worth shit, perhaps step up in rhyme
Check the Automation's credits, at least there's something I achieved
While you reside in this thread, like some compensating nolife kid

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Originally Posted by Kubby

Look under your avatar, and notice my prediction was true!
How 'bout you leave with honor, I think there should still be some left in you
This battle is so complex, and you struggle to even grasp
That my victory's real; your victory is the imaginary part
I misspelt your name? Sorry, research on you is worth none of my time
Perhaps do something worth shit, perhaps step up in rhyme
Check the Automation's credits, at least there's something I achieved
While you reside in this thread, like some compensating nolife kid

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At least I have a life outside of this, you bastardised freak
While you sit alone in the dark and think up insults to claim peaks
Dude, I fucking mountain climb, I play guitar and bass
And at least I don't come here to spray bullshit all over the place
Like farmers do in their fields, and when they do it it's useful
And to be completely honest with you, I've been 100% truthful
With a burn like wildfire I could destroy you in an instant
But I'll save that for an opponent who's not insignificant.

Oh, shit! This lord's flamin',
He's fallin' off his high horse, but no one save him!
No one gives a shit about you playing bass,
So let me chuck a dis or two into your face.
If you're a wildfire, I'm a heavy rain,
I'm rap battle master, you're a bitch getting spayed!
If you like Sonic so much, you'd best ditch this match,
Now all the people stand aside while I kick this ass.
You want someone significant, show me what you've got,
But all TheFlameLord can do is grasp dude's rocks!
You're totally incompetent, and honestly,
Ren is 100% out of your league.

Allow me to make one interjection, you big headed prick
this ain't no rap battle about who has the bigger dick!
It's about skill, and clearly you, sir, have none
for way too many times you've lost and I've won
you make puns about his name? Is that the best you can do?
Or is that really all the skill we can get out of you?
Before you steal my ideas, and run away from the site again
please tell, of us two, which one of us is a global mod, Ren?
You're petty Playful Purple? Please! I'm Super Mod Green
who spits the sickest list of disses that anyone's ever seen
you're less complex than an IKEA couch, you elven bad joke
now head back to your frat, you left us, like, totally not stoked!

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Originally Posted by LAWLzoR

Allow me to make one interjection, you big headed prick
this ain't no rap battle about who has the bigger dick!
It's about skill, and clearly you, sir, have none
for way too many times you've lost and I've won
you make puns about his name? Is that the best you can do?
Or is that really all the skill we can get out of you?
Before you steal my ideas, and run away from the site again
please tell, of us two, which one of us is a global mod, Ren?
You're petty Playful Purple? Please! I'm Super Mod Green
who spits the sickest list of disses that anyone's ever seen
you're less complex than an IKEA couch, you elven bad joke
now head back to your frat, you left us, like, totally not stoked!

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That IKEA joke was great... The FIRST time I heard it,
Feel free to apply cold water to the area I leave burnin'!
If I've got a big head, I'm justified,
You applied to my side and just got denied!
You're a mod, you've got tenure, I'm happy for you, really,
But that doesn't justify Mozart's lines that you're stealing!
I'll burn Ponyville to the ground, roast every mare in town,
You better shut your fly around Fluttershy when no one is around!
Ren doesn't run away, he percolates and builds his strength tall,
But you wouldn't know a thing about strength, though, would you, LAWL?
When I pen mad battles, bones rattle when I hop in the saddle,
You're a hassel, you just babble, I'll put your head on the mantle!
I've got a mean streak on the mic and you simply don't match up,
I'd rip the spine right outta your back, but that would mean you have one.