You vs The Person Above

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Originally Posted by NiceChristina

You think you're a rap god? Think again!
When I'm done, I'll send you flying like Peter Pan!
Leave my friend out it, you pervert, and deal with me!
You're a total twit with Lyme's Disease!
You can try and run me over but have you ever seen NASCAR?
The only thing you'd be leaving this battle with is nothing but a scar!
Listen, Hench, you ain't getting nothing from my friend!
She's in India, and as for you, I have no idea where you live in!
You think I'm slut, but I've never slept with anybody.
You've been watching too much chick flick movies and thought that my friend was the hottie!
You're the poorest excuse for a rapper that I've ever battled with!
Do me a favor and go find someone else to mess with!
You joined this forum back in October of 2012.
You've had 406 posts, is there anything else?
I still don't understand why Sakura thinks your a rapping God.
Because the real truth is, you're nothing but a slob!

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Oh God, oh lawd, is that all you got?
Hench and I have fought, but honestly, you've lost!
You're not hot, got no bod, now say so long,
I could knock your block off after hitting the bong!
I've schooled goons harder than you, even while high,
This one's the easiest battle of my Goddamn life!
I could delve into why you're a virgin, but
I've got plenty of material to shut this chick up.
Your friend's in India but I'm the one that's hot
I'm spitting a flurry of curry lines while up in the spot!
You can drop the sad act, you're no badass,
You should pass on battle when Ren's on attack!
Now you can back that ass up, but keep it away from me,
I don't mess around with ladies who lose to me so easily!

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Originally Posted by Cool-The-Renegade

Oh God, oh lawd, is that all you got?
Hench and I have fought, but honestly, you've lost!
You're not hot, got no bod, now say so long,
I could knock your block off after hitting the bong!
I've schooled goons harder than you, even while high,
This one's the easiest battle of my Goddamn life!
I could delve into why you're a virgin, but
I've got plenty of material to shut this chick up.
Your friend's in India but I'm the one that's hot
I'm spitting a flurry of curry lines while up in the spot!
You can drop the sad act, you're no badass,
You should pass on battle when Ren's on attack!
Now you can back that ass up, but keep it away from me,
I don't mess around with ladies who lose to me so easily!

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Abra kadabra
Ren don't think I can't see that all the people praise you
But who's battles will they read when I'll lyrically beat you
I'm the new guy, I'd be a shame if I outclass this clown
I'll bomb your beautiful world, there's just one emcee in town
Wanna contribute, logging in once every week
That's like trying to record a song without any music
You stayed high on FMERB, but it's time I'll crush you plane
Cause your style is more whack than my fucking "stupid 10"
I've got the magical style and a bigger elder wand
This will be all ogre for you once I'll knock you from my swamp
Let me drop my final punchline just to prove that I rule
You say you're so hot, then why do they call you "Cool"

P.S. your rap battles are Nr.1 on this forum

Shut the fuck up kid, you ain't shit to me!
My style's an explosion of energy like a blast of ki!
You've got less posts than me, how the fuck is that possible?
This thread's my jam like Lloyd on Mission Improvable!
Everyone's loving Hench for life, you better stay in your swamp!
I'm deadly, like Seth Rollins with that Curb Stomp!
Ren contributes more than you and he logs in once a week!
My flows are hella sweet, your rhymes are hella cheap!
I'm hard with the punches, I'm leaving all you cowards silent!
With every bar I spit at this bitch, I'm committing domestic violence!

I'll deal with Renegade later, but now I'm after you, Hench!
Be like Forrest Gump and go sit on a bench!
I'll curb stomp your rhymes until they're a mashed potato!
Once I beat you, you'll be turning red as a tomato!
Your rapping god status is getting weak!
You'll get dissed so hard you can't even speak!
I can't wait to see how jealous you'll get
When I start belting out notes like Alanis Morrissette!
Started out singing an Annie tune back when I was 10.
What do you even do way back then?
I'll let out a rebel yell and will never go sore!
Can't take the heat? You'd better head for the door!

It's my turn

You call me a chick, but we don't even know.
Are you a woman?!?! Or
are
you
a
bro?!?!

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Originally Posted by Ludwig

It's my turn

You call me a chick, but we don't even know.
Are you a woman?!?! Or
are
you
a
bro?!?!

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Take this seriously, stop spewing this crap
Oh wait, you don't even know how to rap
So you quit trickin' and stickin' yo nose in the biz'
And all over yo face I'll spray my... cold glass of water.

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Originally Posted by Milotic

Take this seriously, stop spewing this crap
Oh wait, you don't even know how to rap
So you quit trickin' and stickin' yo nose in the biz'
And all over yo face I'll spray my... cold glass of water.

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Uh Milotic? More like Feebas
Cum over here so I can kik ur ass.
You think you can rap well?
YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD COMPETITIVE SET UP
If you think you can win
Than you don't know have to who can Begin?
You posts stuff lik ur the BOSS?
You probablu can't evn drawl like Bob Rauss!
(This was all a joke XD)

We may be partners in TDFE now, but I can still diss you
Even a crack whore hooker on the street wouldn't kiss you
This is one thread that you often misuse
Can you not rap or do you just have issues?
Get wrecked, I'm writing this at 3 in the morning
Just to give you a bit of a warning
To not fuck with ZL because you'll get it twice as bad
So step off to mushroom kingdom and don't come back, young lad.

Who's this douche trying to make his rhymes sound slicker?
Why it's none other than Zombielicker!
Why did you name yourself that? Are you into horror movies?
Honestly dude, I think that's just plain goofy!
Let me remind you of who you're dealing with.
You're getting dissed by a 30-year-old who sings with bliss!
Sure you do fanmade art, but what else do you even do?
You got a freaky looking thing for an avi and that's pretty much all I knew.
What kind of a story do you have? About your fanmade videos?
There's nothing about you that interests me, so why don't you just skiddy-O!
I see you have a lot of posts, but I'm still not impressed.
Stepping up to NC will be something YOU will regret!

OMG, I'm facin' Chrissy!
Who's been here spewin' rhymes so bland and shitty!
30 years old, yet she barely got past member status.
The only person who can rap less is Galactus!
Oh, so you think callin' yourself NC will help you?
The Nostalgia Critic will beat you down so I don't have to.
Are you gonna continue battlin' or will you run away
Best choose the second option cause BBlade just beat Chriss-a!