You vs The Person Above

Step back, Baby Shelby, bitch crawl into your shell;
despite all that armor you're as soft as a sperm cell,
you're a soft sell. I'm real deal OG--
been busting burns on this forum since 2014!
OH! You can't touch me, I'm toxic!
I'm that chaotic boss that laid the ground for the forum you frolic!
Fuck you! I fight dirty, I'm mean and ruthless
the truth is, Turtle, you're as useless as a dude using douches.
I'm a published writer, people pay me for my words
so you oughta fork over the bills after feeling this burn!

Sorry VidNerd, I just have to get this off my chest
How the fuck you gonna dis when your avi is a vest?

You say you're from 2014 but you're actually from 2011, when the president was Obama
which just makes it kinda sadder that you're colors are still on Ladybug Pajama

I like you vidnerd, but this isn't the battle you wanted to fight
Just go back to audition for fan-made rap battles, alright?

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Originally Posted by Brad

Sorry VidNerd, I just have to get this off my chest
How the fuck you gonna dis when your avi is a vest?

You say you're from 2014 but you're actually from 2011, when the president was Obama
which just makes it kinda sadder that you're colors are still on Ladybug Pajama

I like you vidnerd, but this isn't the battle you wanted to fight
Just go back to audition for fan-made rap battles, alright?

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forum gets a little activity and you think you can just rap
come on man that shit was crap
call me thanos bitch I'm bout to snap
crackle
pop

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Originally Posted by sicko mode

forum gets a little activity and you think you can just rap
come on man that shit was crap
call me thanos bitch I'm bout to snap
crackle
pop

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Let me get this straight, right here, right now, Sane
We're talking Epic Raps, why are yours so lame, mane?
We're reviving this forum, get that dust out of your brain
So that you can tell your rhymes aren't Sane, But Strange

You barely finished three lines, who are you to insult?
People asking who won? Clearly me, by default.
Sure, bring in Thanos, we know you'll be safe from his click
Only intelligent life might not feel so good, dick

Go fuck yourself, rangernumberx
That's probably the only way you'll ever have sex
You vote UKIP, that's a bad idea
Take your far right policies and shove em up your urethra

Hey Polar, you're my good friend, I've got no beef with you
So I'm gonna skip you and diss that Brit that's a jew.
Ranger you smell and I bet you drink tea
also you probably like Coldplay and in your sleep you pee.
Get it I said that you wet the bed
I'm gonna kick you in the head

Dadministrator? More like Badministrator
Except that guy actually had good rhymes

It's been a rough day, this thread's stuck in the dumps.
But it looks like it's my job to give this guy a bump.
Feast on my verbal rump, you four amateur chumps.
Unbreakable rhyme crown and I'll never be stumped!
Turtlesauce? You lack the sauce to rap properly.
Just boring stanza recitals and useless monotony.
In this rap game thread, I've scored a whole monopoly.
I'm owning this battle, and you're all on Turner property!
A petty Romani, that's all that you are.
Title of the year that you don't deserve at all.
Sixty-one blog entries and each one is meaningless.
What kind of writer doesn't add a period to his sentences?
At a three-sixty Turner, I'll beat a toad with my belt.
You beat your meat to hentai, cat-girls and the occasional tentacles.
Deady, you've really pushed me to the Edge of Reality.
Now let me shift my focus to the power-hungry manatee!
It sure is a Bizarre Adventure with you on our site.
Eleven health bars? Hope you saved your last life.
You rose to fame so quickly, it's really unnatural.
Administrator power but you rap like an amateur!
You change profile pictures like every other day.
You see all of these users, then you throw them away.
Juiz has awakened the BKTurner storm, it's the norm.
Homeless tenement renter and now you are facing the landlord!
Kick you in the head? I've brought a bucket and a shovel.
Your only hope for now is to knee, beg, and grovel.
Daddy's only friends exist inside the pages of a novel.
A great site this once was, and now you've turned it to a hovel!
But enough with you, Juizzy boy! Let's turn the page.
More specifically, the one who treats her life like a game.
Buried six feet deep with no need of a hatchet.
Bi-Polar Janet will taste the wrath of my infractions!
Terrible Joke Battles make me go "MEH!"
Urethra puns are making me go "BLECK!"
It's a bad idea to step to me and go to war.
You have a polar bear? I'll hit you with MY CAR!
BKTurner47 has returned and is eternally back.
I turned my back on this site and now it's barely ran.
It gained a thousand pounds since my last appearance.
Ghost Ride out of here and get a little Slim, Shady!
Brought so many bars, it's like a construction zone.
47 to your chest, Tommy Gun like Al Capone.
Send a Blackbeard pirate right off of her ship.
Everyone here can all EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Petroleum with the -gas and the -ger's.
Master of words, highly gifted since birth.
I revived this thread once, now I'll do it a second.
Be a good post-Ranger and bow down to a legend!

Woah, that's a long diss from a dude in ignorant bliss
Don't know where you from, but guess that's none of my biz

BK? Like Burger King? Or Turner? as in Timmy
Well I'll have it my way and I'm bout to do a shimmy

On that custom avatar, ya got from South Park
I'm beheading BK like his name was Ed Stark

You got 47 in your name? What's that stand for?
How many times on the way out that your ass hit the door?

bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bkturner you want to diss me,
But you're probably only like, 3
Brad you're cool we go way back
I'm glad we could team up against BK, he's whacck