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No one ever mentioned you because you were completely forgottenQuote:
Originally Posted by Incinirmatt
Despite your previous rapping antics, you just hit rock bottom
Your raps are the vodka-sodden ramblings of a drunk on the street
I'll lyrically send you packing your bags while I spit rhymes to the beat
Only 6 lines are needed to make you crawl back to your womb
Cuz after I'm finished here, you'll be wishing it was your tomb.
Seegineer! It's been far too long.
Oh, are you still shitting that same ol' song?
Bang bang, motherfucker. Guess who's at the door.
It's the mail! It says your bullshit was blatantly ignored.
You think you're feared? Think I'm scared?
Nowhere near. I'm about to roar like a bear!
This is my kingdom, my huge empire!
And like the phoenix, you will burn in my fire.
Shit, dude. This is just like ol' times.
I'm kicking your ass again as if your raps were crimes.
You're not scared now? But I'm just getting startedQuote:
Originally Posted by Incinirmatt
It's not hard to beat a guy whose talent's dearly departed
Just like old times, your still an ignorant prick
And I don't want your package, bitch, so go suck a dick
You've gone soft in the head if you still think you rule
Cuz for a start: you're acting like a complete fucking tool
You still know nothing 'bout me, 'cause I'm not one to bitch and moan
So give up, or I'll send you back to the inactivity zone.
yo dick's so small it harder to find than jimmy hoffa
treat ya like yo parents did, on y'head, drop ya
shut the f*ck up kid youre a virgin with no girlfriend
im a poet, b*tch, people be snappin' like ya neck
who the f*ck let this kid out of his cage, yo
you're an obese nerd with a mlp fanny pack full of doritos
this brat should relive his birth get smacked again
this b*tch is easier than a kardashian
Dude, i'm less of a virgin than you'll ever beQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
I actually have a girlfriend, and that's my point precisely
You have no idea what your doing, cuz you're constantly guessing
At least I wasn't abandoned at birth, and I'm not messing!
This has to be the best way to describe yourself:
You're just a stupid bitchy mental cunt who clearly needs help
So get an attitude adjustment before you mess with real men
And don't ever let me see you in this fucking thread again.
ew, its seegineer, no wonder it stinks in here
this kid is obviously butthurt his rhymes are comin from the rear
dont look me in the eye you'll turn me into stone
you're a master in bating, loser that's alone
even though you use your right, ya ass still wrong
this weirdo has had that tampon up his ass too long
i'll make you bleed, oh wait you already are, here
cause you're on your period, you got a vagineer
I'm surprised you're still here you ugly man whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
If you want an ass whoopin' then come at me for more
It's like you're drunk, your rap is slurred and makes no sense
Its also like you're boasting about a tiny dick with a stupid accent
I'm the champion of this thread compared to your pathetic raps
My dog could write better verses just by taking a crap
Heck, you're nothing but an ignorant and overconfident fuck
You're probably not a virgin, considering all the dicks you must've sucked!
you're like kim jong un no one can take you seriously
this kid is annoying he should've been a victim of the sandy hook shooting
you probably don't put small parts in your mouth
well that must explain your dick in your mouth, now
you taped a picture of justin beber to your right hand
then you slobber all over it that's your girlfriend
your face is uglier than crocs
you're a cannibal, your a chicken that eats cock
Woah, calm your tits you shitty rapping goon.Quote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
Reference to Sandy Hook? Way too soon.
You have worse rhymes than Santa's elves.
I believe your profile is a picture of yourself.
Is their something wrong with both of your ears?
One noob does not simply compete with Seegineer!
Why don't use stop using news, and make raps of your own?
Sorry boy, you just got hit by a Cyclone!
It's all about dicks with you, I'm not surprised you're gayQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
You're spitting insults like you don't know what they mean, anyway
It's taken several billion years for humans to evolve into this?!?
With your ugly avatar, its clear you're taking the piss!
You fat piece of dyke shit, your time in this world is down to none
So stop embarrassing yourself and go cry to your momma, cuz you're done.
just cause you get change from a phone booth don't make you clark kent
your mother wouldn't even claim you for tax return purposes
you're the type of fat fuck that hopes for bad luck
so you could constantly munch on the chip on your shoulder, dumbfuck
i make it rain on him cause he don't take baths, why
if i killed everyone that hates you we'd call that genocide
ya gay-ass' been stretched so many times it's like elastic
when I seen your face today I should have spit in my hand and slapped it
Dude, here's an idea; be original for fucking once!Quote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
You shouldn't have even woke up this morning for being a fat cunt
You're like a bull; you get mad when I rip out your beating heart
And show you the blood on my hands from where your whole rap fell apart
Just give up and walk away, cuz I'm beating you with fewer lines, and
Fewer chances to rhyme, and too few time to fuck you in your vagine!
Witty alliteration always helps me prove my point
While you jerk off your itty bitty dick while choking on a joint
While you grow fat in your tiny old stinky sticky sweaty bedroom
Lack of social interactions making you feel like a apeshit buffoon
With no education, no job, you act like such a fucking tool
I won't be surprised if you say your parents had already disowned you!
Cuz I'd be embarrassed too if my wife shot you out of her pussy
To see you grow up to be nothing more than a dipshit no-life wussy
And I know you'll probably reply, saying that most of it isn't true
But I think we all know who's won this battle already. Do you?
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Originally Posted by Seegineer
what a great description of yourself and the mlp fanbaseQuote:
Seegineer;Cyclone Warrior
the material of your lines are as thin as the ice you're on, you're gay
your mic skills are like your girlfriend, not real
i'll smash hit you more times than the beatles
you'll be callin 911 cause you're a phony
you just can't win, you'll be lookin like mckayla maroney
make ya go bankrupt like THQ
i'll make you use the actual purpose of tissues
rough you up, lookin like a cyclone hit ya
hurricane sandy, you oughta be a colorado shooting victim
Well, looks like I can squash a maggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
But I CAN squash this ignorant ******!
You do shitty references to bad stuff, while
you also can steal a rhyme from 8-mile.
The only thing more magic than friendship is slapping your ugly face!
You think you're so hot. well you're not. You're our forums disgrace!
Snap back to reality, your raps all suckQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
I'll rip your ass apart like I don't give a fuck
Because at least I'm not an intolerant, cocksucking,
Jizz faced, shit eating, dog raping, buttfucking,
Child molesting, perverted whore of a person
Who's just a wannabe murderer: but the lamer version.
Go to hell and take your cheap rhymes too
But no one will come to your funeral cuz no one will miss you.
you a f*ggot so you only go in One DirectionQuote:
Seegineer;Cyclone Warrior
when horny people look at you they're like mitt romney, they lose their 'election'
you're the reason why blind people dont have any sight
im hotter than you kid, you got a Skype?
im tiger woods, you aint up to par
this fat-ass is literally living large
you're gay, no wonder you got a big mouth, guy
you milk yourself more than the media does with franchises
You've milked more dicks than the media with their shitQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
At least my brain and dicks bigger than yours, bitch
You're just some stubborn prick virgin who doesn't like to lose
You're not even listening to me because you drank so much booze
You spewed up these rhymes thinking they'd defeat us
But you'll just get ripped apart like you just faced Cerberus
I'll bring down your heaven and start raising hell
You didn't give up, but that's the part where you fell
So stop being a coward and face me like a man
I'll beat you with my eyes closed, I know I can
Plus, my girlfriend will slice your fucking throat when she sees this
Heck, even a newborn child can beat your shit!
Face it, you're beat, just give up already
I beat you every time because my flow is so steady
Pack your bags and take a one way trip to hell and back
Cuz that would have been easier than just acting like a hack.
I mean, holy Jesus, it's like Zyroda's raps are scripted
He responds to nothing cuz he can't think on the spot, he's so shit.
I think you have better disses than Rick Ross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seegineer
Seegineer this isn't a dis, just a statement that your boss.
Your flows have more power than a U.S. troop!
P.S. Thanks for leaving a link to our group!
No problem, mate, and thanks for helping me out!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyclone Warrior
I'll be asleep if you need me: I barely even had to shout
In the fight. Look at zyroda. He's not even worth it
So if you don't mind, I'm going to sleep to let the baby have his fit.
unlike north korea i can launch my rocket in a b*tch
you're uglier than a chernobyl victim, kid
you beggin fo' mercy i give you a doggy treat
the only thing you beat with ya eyes closed is ya meat, you blow
i'll pop yo' head, like tags with that Thrift Shop down the road
ya d*ck's got napoleon complex
i'm like the rain i make b*tches wet
im badass like those guys from that movie Triple X
more delusional than snoop lion, no guns allowed?
you'll be lookin like Pacquiao in the 6th round
you sound like you need cyanide and happiness, nerd
that'd be one death that was actually deserved
That's cool, but Zyroda should get of his booze!Quote:
Originally Posted by Seegineer
I truly hope you have a good snooze.
I bet that little boy feel waves of sorrow.
And if I don't see you later, I'll see you tomorrow!
i got seegineer pissed
he couldnt come up with just one good diss
i just conquered dumb and dumber, see
seegineer is now the opposite of sleeping beauty
now cyclone is forever alone, he's unknown
he's poorer than Dane Cook's jokes
he should be displayed in a zoo
now he's like Eifel 65 he's blue
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? AND QUIT STRESSING YOUR TINY BRAIN?
Or mess with Cyclone and land in its kill Lane?
Or dis it's physical body, all of the above are Insane!
I'm done with this nit wit
never seen a tit
tooth of a Brit
Lunatic
Piece of shit.
So go fuck yourself, after all you're a pussy AND a dick.
If you're lucky, when I'm done mangling you, you'll look like your profile pic!
You fat fuck pig!
You just triggered my inferno by being a dumb fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
Say your prairs, wanker, for you just ran outta luck
I can kick your fat ass without help from my friend
But when Cyclone Warrior joins in, the beating never ends!
You're just a parasite, a termite, insignificant as headlice
Act like the French and start running before I own you twice
You're a disgrace to humanity, you should just go jump off a bridge
Because I'd prefer you DEAD than being a weepy little bitch!
Just incase you didn't see, Seegineer... This is my dis to him
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Originally Posted by Cyclone Warrior
(Still aimed at Zyroda.)
By the way, I'm not even in the slightest bit mad
So you should be glad I'm not, but you're still more than a tad
Slow, so I'll make it clearer for your shit-for-a-brain
If you think I'm mad now, just wait till I go INSANE.
Cyclone Warrior smashed your 'legit' rap into lyrical pulp fiction
And yet you made the stupid choice to stay here to cause chaos and friction?
It didnt work, so back off, stop making yourself look dumb
And I'll let you forget this ever happened, but I'll still say I won.
Also, you're not badass, in fact you're the complete oppositeQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
What the hells this you're spewing? Are you rapping for the fuck of it?
I only need another few lines to fuck up your verse
Because i opened up your closet to find a little pink purse.
So either you're a pussy whose to wussy to say he's gay
but hey, there's nothing wrong with that, anyway!
Or you're paedophilic, which is made more obvious by your avatar
If youre trying to make a good name for yourself, you'll get a shit repetoire.
... I bet you'll go look up what repetoire means
Which shows he knows nothing, so he's worse than what he claims to be
Which is ironic, considering how much of a coward he is
He acts like he's such a badass, but he'll always suck my penis
Girls don't get wet by your "rain" because it's more of a shit storm
Spoilt brat of a pussy dick cunt, any weirdo compared to you is in the norm
And I'm an actor IRL, so I know a thing or two about vocal slams
And it's safe to say I fucked you over, so go on! Scram!
Oh snap!Quote:
Originally Posted by Seegineer
That was an epic rap!
Oh did you see that? I just rhymed.
I didn't mean to do it this time.
It's not even a dis over these guys.
I didn't do this on purpose. Or did I? :p :p :p :p :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Well I know I've won, so I'll go to bed and let him sue for peace
Or he can continue acting like a coward and attack me in my sleep.
you act like a brat, your mom's the only snatch you've had
he wants a guy to suck his penis, that shows how gay he is, man
i'll go mike rice on ya ass, you deserve abuse
i bet if i f*cked ya b*tch fo' 5 cents i'd get change back too
heard him talk about f*ckin' my mom, you ain't hugh hefner, you've been told
he's a nasty f*ggot, he'd do a f*ckin' 40 year old
al snow here can't get any head, i feed him lead
next time i see this possum he betta' be layin dead
he's so pissed he's more red than a tomato
i'll drop you like you was a quarter, you'll land on ya tails
the only inferno you got is Disco Inferno, and
if you were x-pac in that accident the turnbuckle would just slide in ya ass
look at this kid's tone, you can tell he's lying
i'll slap him with a evian bottle so hard the bottle will now spell "naive"
Hi guys what's going on?
Haven't visited this thread since 2001
Forum wasn't here in 2001Quote:
Originally Posted by The Codfather
Wow ur dumb
[quote=Sherlock Uprising]Forum wasn't here in 2001Quote:
Originally Posted by "The Codfather":1ef8gma9
Wow ur dumb[/quote:1ef8gma9]
Bro don't make me get in a commotion
I'll rape you, *grabs loshun*
[quote=The Codfather][quote="Sherlock Uprising":1ogyk2q4]Forum wasn't here in 2001Quote:
Originally Posted by "The Codfather":1ogyk2q4
Wow ur dumb[/quote:1ogyk2q4]
Bro don't make me get in a commotion
I'll rape you, *grabs loshun*[/quote:1ogyk2q4]
What even is you doing?
Why must you be like Patrick Ewing
[quote=Sherlock Uprising][quote="The Codfather":3klw7qx4][quote="Sherlock Uprising":3klw7qx4]Forum wasn't here in 2001Quote:
Originally Posted by "The Codfather":3klw7qx4
Wow ur dumb[/quote:3klw7qx4]
Bro don't make me get in a commotion
I'll rape you, *grabs loshun*[/quote:3klw7qx4]
What even is you doing?
Why must you be like Patrick Ewing[/quote:3klw7qx4]
feed me more is what ryback said
haha your face is now red
Heh, look at how mad the little bitch is, yetQuote:
Originally Posted by zyroda
He failed the most basic rapping test. Perfect.
You bottled out on trying to rhyme half way through that rant
What's the matter? Lost the will to fight me? I'll keep up my chant
By the way, you are a coward, attacking me while I snooze
I really do think its time you lay off all the booze
Because you've lost, there's no putting that any other way
So do us all a favour: get the fuck out the thread, okay?
You do nothing but scream like you're still 3 years old
Thinking you're so cool trying to rap hot, but you're just ice cold.
And another thing: you know nothing about my love life
I'd be a better father than you'd ever be, go give your own girl strife
Oh wait, that ain't a real woman! All I see is a sex slave
Whose got knife slashes from where you got mad and cut her so she'd obey
You're an abuser, you use her, women have feelings bro
They're not just seen for sex, dude, but then you wouldn't know
They've got more power in life than you could ever hope to have
And that's why I get more girls than you, cuz I respect them, you dumb chav.
Also to add to that I'm not a racist or an asshole
Plus: you're so homophobic because I'm homosexual?
What's the matter? Afraid I'll fuck your raps even more?
Because we all know yours are the ramblings of a dirty man-whore.
To sum that up: just go and suck someone else's dick
I'm like a rapping magician, while you fool no one with your 'tricks'.
You're not getting anywhere fast, this will all be over soon
So start packing your bags for a one way trip to the moon.
this neanderthal lookin more stupid than the Croods
you touch yourself so much you're like the charger from left 4 dead 2
you're a human jar of mayonnaise
more of a failure than Hitler's paintings
know your role and shut your mouth
you're like the texas border, you got people coming in your south
this kid should be featured on Supernanny, im like 50 cent you're a tranny
after f*ckin your b*tch that slut gave me a quarter back, Peyton Manning
after killing myself i knew i was in hell
because i saw that you were still here oh well
yo mommas like Rosie o Donell she weighs a ton
you'd be as good of a father as Joe Jackson
i'll leave you lookin DI-Z, your valet's a whore
you know why you's gay cause when you were born you were caught suckin your own umbilical cord