You vs The Person Above

I'll admit, my last post was a little bit calm,
but this new rap will explode your mind like a bomb.
You have a dark half? Me too! It's below the waste.
Your underprivileged d*ck can't get any face.
You think you're cool because you act all mad?
It's the Internet bro, it's actually sad.
488 posts? Sure, that's a lot.
But I've read them. They all have no thought.
Is this how you spend all of your time?
Get a life, go out and earn a dime.
Wow, an average almost 10 posts a day.
Post again! You'll get burned by the Beast In Flames.

I'm not mad, bro, I think you may be confused,
I don't control him, c'mon and think a little, get a clue, dude!
488 since mid-November, that seems pretty good to me,
See, I HAVE a life, so numbers lack significance, see?
Because quality is the deciding factor, And mine is top notch,
It doesn't do you any good to fantasize that anyone cares about your crotch.
You're a sad, pathetic sap who's posted 3 times since November,
But I understand why you don't battle much, you're nerves seem kind of tender.
By "Beast in Flames", I assume you mean a "Flaming Beast",
As in a queer-eyed hunter of testosterone, who isn't honorable in the least!
look where we are, and look who I AM, you don't stand a single chance,
I'm the leader of Underdog Inc, you're just a boring son of a b*tch who only rants!
Not even a MILLION of demonic dip-sh*ts could EVER take me down,
So scurry off you annoying insect, and get the hell out, this is MY town.

You keep coming back? Do you really want more?
I'll f*ck you up all day, like you're one of my wh*res.
You call this your town, but your name is Renegade.
You'll probably just desert it, your name will fade.
The leader of something that no one knows about?
An achievement? Yeah, that's something I doubt.
In these battles, I agree, quality clearly decides it.
Too bad you lack it, you might as well quit.
Come back again, to see what you're in for.
I'll beat you 'til you can't get off the floor.

Beast In Flames? Who Cares.
Ill Bet You With Just A Army Of Stairs! (I Warned You)

You Never Planned To Post. Because Your Dumb.
Your Raps Make Me Numb.

About With Doubt? Are You Kidding Me?
Lawlzor. PLZ DONT Come At Me With A Joke About Braeburns Tree.


So. Go Away.
TODAY!

BSB, I need to say this, with all due respect,
Interfering in MY business is something you'll regret.
I would suggest spellcheck, but, well, it doesn't matter,
The spelling lobe of your brain is inactive, seemingly splattered!
Get the hell out of my way, You utterly useless, Branden,
You're finished here, terminated, you're officially canned.
You're just a belligerent b*tch with a poorly drawn avatar,
With sickening rap skills like that, you'll NEVER be a "Superstar"

Blah Blah Blah! That is all I heard.
Renegade, Branden's short rap beat all of yours.
So now I'm your business? What are you obsessed?
I mean, most ladies are, but I just digress.
Anyways, at least he made his avatar himself.
Yours was just stolen, so you're going to hell.
So, you're asking me if I have a problem.
Yes! This lonely b*itch named Renegade just raps like a goblin.
But no, I don't want you to take him out,
because it is way more fun to hear him pout.

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Originally Posted by Beast In Flames

Blah Blah Blah! That is all I heard.
Renegade, Branden's short rap beat all of yours.
So now I'm your business? What are you obsessed?
I mean, most ladies are, but I just digress.
Anyways, at least he made his avatar himself.
Yours was just stolen, so you're going to hell.
So, you're asking me if I have a problem.
Yes! This lonely b*itch named Renegade just raps like a goblin.
But no, I don't want you to take him out,
because it is way more fun to hear him pout.

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Blah Blah Blah? That's all you hear?
You should probably get a doctor to check your ear.
At first, Renegade seem like an a dick,
but turns out, everyone else here is just a bigger prick!
"Beast in Flames" is right, you're already burning out
You're like a dieing, waterless, flopping around trout.
And Renegade, if you're reading this, be ready for my decepetion,
beacuse this is only a dream, and you're in the Inception!

Inception? Please, I'm not scared of you,
I kicked DiCaprio's *ss in rap battle and I'll do it to you too.
You're about as decieving as Abraham Lincoln,
you can't decieve me, dude, what were you thinking?
You're right about BIF, he does seem to be withering,
But you're not exactly hot stuff either, my raps have got you quivering!
So what if I'm a dick HERE? Excuse me, it's a battle thread,
So go ahead and play the politeness card, but I'll be coming out ahead.

GET THE F*CK OUT GUYS, or I'll mow you all down
You're all just sad little circus clowns
Talk to the hoof sister, i don't want to hear you guys yap
You guys need to settle down, here, take a dance on my lap
You guys? Seriously? I've seen creatures scarier than you
You all can go f*ck yourselves, and screw you too
Renegade, do we need to talk about your jealousy?
You're just mad, as far as I can see
You don't have enough balls as me, I'd like to see your prove it
dress as Shakespeare in school, try to top THAT sh*t
As far as we all know, you're just a sad little man
Now, what dumba** would be your #1 fan?
Hide back to your invisible section, and conjure up some reinforcements there
You say you're epic? WE DON'T F*CKING CARE
You.... you DARE say you're gonna hurt the ponies
At least I'm not a lying little phony!
Your group? You have one? Well, that's a surprise
considering that your rap is one that everyone despises
I mean SERIOUSLY, you've crawled back to me at least 2 other times
Your group is epic? HA, lies
And this is for ALL of you, so are you guys hearin' me?
If you guys are all mad, you can take a ride on my pony

Crawling back to you? I'm not sure I remember...
because it didn't happen! You're nothing but a pretender!
You wan't a lap dance? Sorry, I don't roll that way,
But you should askt he flaming beast, I'm pretty sure HE'S gay.
as for my emotions, I have no REASON to be jealous,
Your group is just a bunch of weaklings who are far lower than the rest of us.
Shakespeare? Okay, is that all you got?
Try a mobster, Billy the Puppet, and quite a few more that you can't top!
But either way, costumes don't decide what's between your legs,
Your rhymes do, so let me lift up my rap hammer and knock you down a peg.
See, the thing is, two balls are enough for me,
If you have more, good for you, but it get's a little weird with three!
Yeah, you'd like me to prove I have balls, isn't that right, you f*cking pervert?
Well trust me, I've got 'em, but try to get a peek and you'll get hurt.
LAWLzoR, why don't you use your "magic", and make yourself disappear,
See? There's BSB and Deadpool, I've got enough queers to beat here.

After a few quality raps, I think I'm used to this,
I feel like Bear Grillz, loving the first time he drank piss.
Come on LAWLz, you and me both know that I'm 20% better,
than this Renagade, really gay, asshole forum treader
My ideas are above you, just check my rap fantasies.
You can learn who is better at rap and solving myteries!
But seriously LAWLz, dressed as Shakespear to school?
I was Spongebob for a WEEK, ain't I just so cool
Those ponys your always hailing, are so fucking homo!
I'll stick with my school's Mustang, run you over with our yellow limos.
And furthermore, I'm not a queer, damn Renagade.
Your just jelly you'll be the last one to get laid!

YOU PERVERTED B*TCH! You think I wanna take a peek?
You're homosexual? Well, honestly, that's no wiki leak
balls, balls, is that all you talk about?
and what's this whole argument with amount?
Magic? I could, but even magic doesn't need to be used to see how much you fail
sorry, what was that? I was having your girlfriend railed
Are you not sure about your own sexuality that you're putting down everyone else
Now watch as your group and your rhymes melt!
YOU? A MOBSTER? You couldn't even make it past a filly
Having anyone beat me? Now that's just silly
deadpoolisNOTtheman there, I fixed your name
just like your life, you'll never have fame
You were doing just fine, until you stepped in
now don't rap again, because my patience is wearing thin!

Holy shit! the "master" is returning back to attack,
This is not a game, but if it where, you would just be a crap expansion pack!
What the fuck do you not understand with "Rapping bad"?
If you even CARE to read the whole, then you´re fucking rad!
In a bad way of cource, but no one gives a shit,
in reading the raps you fuckin´ spit

hey Mr 'master', why don't you just turn right on back,
epic playerx? who the hell calls themselves that?
I'll knock your head on the ground, your heart will be pounding,
my raps compared to your are pretty fricking astounding!
I didn't read yours, I took a goddamn glimpse,
and then I wrote, knowing what I was gonna dis!
I'm a hit you over and over again with my shoulder,
take your retarded mario picture epic playerx, because it's game over.

hitting a guy with your shoulder? Sorry, I don't get it.
It seems you talk the talk, but you can't DO sh*t
Wanna take ME on, Mr. Nice Guy? I'm far from defenseless,
Even if I were, I'd still beat you, you're nothing but a pest!
That's right, a pest, and I'm the exterminator,
I'll spray you down with rap pesticides and kill off ALL of the haters!
'Cause I'm greater, you showed up to the game a little bit late,
And I'll make you sorry you EVER arrived, cut you up like Norman Bates!
I'm the one and only warrior Renegade, that's right, I've got the fire,
So Imma tenaciously tear up this terrible tyke named NiceTyler!

Anyone can take you on, your rhymes are like English Textbooks!
You wanna see epic? Well shut your wh*re mouth and take a look
Kill off the haters? Does that include you with ponies
you need to take a rest, old man, because you're gonna be beat by a brony
Showed up a little late? Sounds like someone..... YOU
You didn't come first either! But I'll admit, I wasn't first too
You ARE the one and only, the only EPIC FAIL
You can run, but I'll forever be on your tail
Your alliteration means nothing!
Wait, hold up a second, I'm hearing something
It's a stupid a** voice, coming from ErbohRenegade
You need to be in the school of rap, but you'd never make the grade
Who else is a pest? You and your dumba** words you call a rap
You think you're rhyming? It's more like a little annoying dog's yap!
You actually thought you would make it on the forum?
You rhymes make us all commit suicide out of boredom
I bet you're sorry you arrived, cause I'm beating your a**
Do you use your invisible section to flash?
Wait, you had a Nice Guy? I thought that was your best
Everyone step back, I'm about to f*cking kill this pest!

Do you have so little to say that you gotta keep hating on my section?
With the way things are going, you'll ace the loser election!
Hey, I don't hate ponies, Adorable things make my heart melt,
In fact, I think every one of us should own a custom pony pelt!
Committing suicide? Sure, go right ahead,
I don't really think anyone will cry once you're dead!
Kill ME? Please, I'd like to see you try,
I'm immortal, motherf*cker, you're the one who's gonna die!
You're nothing compared to me, you don't even deserve to be here,
Every ravenous rhyme I spit will have you recoiling in fear!
Trust me, I won't be beat by ANYONE,
But least of all, YOU, My rhymes will have YOU on the run,
Not ME, I'll stand my ground and crush you with intensity,
Then I'll stand over you as you lay in defeat and claim my great victory!

What am I rapping against, a rapper, or the English Dictionary?
You're just like Navi, that annoying little fairy
Oh, so you're back? Big surprise
consider whenever I rap, you always come back to this guy
Not hating the bronies? BULLSH*T, that's a complete lie
Your raps? Looks like a Literature Pig sty
Your great victory? So you admit rapping against me is something worthy
So don't you ever try to rap against me
Well, I'm not ANYONE, I'm LAWLzoR
so shut the f*ck up your wh*re
Me? commit suicide? I'd never stoop so low
You're getting BETTER! However your skills refuse to grow
1,000 countries will mourn when I die
but not one person will for you, once I make you fry
You're doing what I did! A LAWLzoR rerun
"I'm not" you say? Well answer me when I'm done
You made another group, WOW, no one has though of that before
You rapping against me? Eh, you're just one more
Lemme tell you this, I made the thread you're rapping in, right now
and I created the whole "Group" thing, you're not doing what I did? HOW?
Loser Election? Are we 6 years old?
You're raps are trash, while mine are solid gold

I'm sorry, do you have a problem with my vocab?
Shh- It's RHETTORICAL. Your intellect is quite sad.
YOU? ERBoH announced the group feature,
You started a group first? so what? What a pathetic creature!
And you're nothing special, I've crushed plenty of punks just like you,
EVERY one of my victories is great, so no need to feel important, dude.
You didn't argue with my logic, so I gues I DO have victory,
Does it matter whether you're a challenge if you ALWAYS lose to me?
Whore? I can't even PRETEND to be offended,
You're one b*tchy brony I'm glad I never befriended!
Just face it, LAWLzoR, your rap battery's depleted,
So I'll be the one LAWLing when you've been brought down and defeated!

I don't like the Underdogs inc, but it's you that I despise,
your slogan? IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU YELL SURPRISE!
I played rugby thats what I mean by hitting you with my shoulder,
kick your ass to the curb, you and your boomerang boner.
I'm laughing at what your saying are you serious?
Your delirious, Your wack, your head is fricken ludicrous!
You think your a renegade? I'm pretty sure renegade's aren't losers.
Nobody wants you here, go on and jump in your noose sir.

You don't like us? Well that just means we're doing our job:
Demolishing poor little wannabe-rapper snobs!
I see you're in Havok, but that's not what you're wreakin'
You try to boost their skills but all you do is weaken!
And so what you're a rugby player? That's just a synonym for 'dumb.'
I bet you couldn't even take two and two and find the sum!
Every single thing you post here is a blunder, dawg!
So don't try and battle me cause you'll go under, dawg, cause I'm an Underdog!

Hello to you, here's what I'm gonna say,
I'll fuck you up, but still make your Daniel DAY!
Lol, at calling me dumb, bitch I show you sophistication,
my rhymes are so hot they showed you masturbation.
I don't like top hats, i prefer fedoras!
And your only in Underdogs because your the little bitch who follows orders!
I'm a rugby player, who likes to write raps when I think,
your the guy who tries to rap but comes out with Black.Shitty.Underdog 'Inc'!

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Originally Posted by NiceTyler

Hello to you, here's what I'm gonna say,
I'll f**k you up, but still make your Daniel DAY!
Lol, at calling me dumb, b***h I show you sophistication,
my rhymes are so hot they showed you masturbation.
I don't like top hats, i prefer fedoras!
And your only in Underdogs because your the little b***h who follows orders!
I'm a rugby player, who likes to write raps when I think,
your the guy who tries to rap but comes out with Black.Shitty.Underdog 'Inc'!

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NiceTyler? With that vulger language, you don't seem to nice.
You might want to think twice, before I make you pay the price.
I'm sitting on my couch, sipping Dew, dissing you.
And though you'll try to argue it, you know it's true.
Got my iPod next to me, listening to ERBs,
You'll feel like a fool after you have messed with me!
But before that, I have to show you my true rapping ways,
I'll pwn you with my epic rap lyrical rays!

deadpoolistheman? I disagree,
and I'm only not nice if you care to mess with me.
I try my best to not swear, and I listen to ERB all the time too,
none of the characters from marvel I prefer Ryu!
Lyrically, I kick your ass faster then the speed of light.
And when you have sex, your so fast, you only give the poor guy a fright!
I must say though Mountain Dew I really miss,
So i'll rip you another hole and try and find some after this!
P.S: You think you can beat me? Shit you must be stoned or zoned!
You may be in Havok, but your still gonna get owned!

Renegade? You're still here?
I thought I left you shaking in fear!
My intellect is quite sufficient, my colleagues do concur
Your raps? HA, sounds like a drunkard's speech slur
ERBoH may have ANNOUNCED the group feature, but that was after I was asking for members
You know? My group was before yours? You remember
Your victories? Who said you had ANY?
Me? Don't even bother asking, I've had many
You won't be pretending when I break your bones
I bet all of your group members are just your Forever Alone clones!
Creature? Don't say you're not, homo-sapiens ARE creatures, aren't they?
Thanks for pointing out the obvious, now just back away
This brony has something to ask you:
If you're so smart, what's 2 + 2 x 2?
You say you're smart, but that's not how you spell GUESS
You know what? I've already won! So you can forget the rest

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Originally Posted by LAWLzoR

2 + 2 x 2?

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Using Order Of Operations, The Answer To That Is Six :)

DON'T TELL HIM THAT

Quote:

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Originally Posted by LAWLzoR

DON'T TELL HIM THAT

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Why don't you want us to tell him that the answer is 6?

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Originally Posted by LAWLzoR

DON'T TELL HIM THAT

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I Will If I Want,
Dont Use All Caps, Just Grow The Font!
Im Glad GoB's Back Too,
But You Don't See Me Reply To All His Posts " I MISSED YOU!"
So Shut It, Mister SS!
Before Havok Puts You To Rest!
Ill Stick My Foot Up Your Ass,
You Don't Need To Harass!
When Im Done, You'll Be Sleeping With The Fish!
Ill Cut Out Your Limbs, And Serve Them On A Dish!

You're pushing it SuperRapz, so just shut your mouth
before I beat you to death, or just about
GoB is like my BEST friend that is also a brony, and he was gone from my life, so don't even DARE going there
I'm a full fledged Stallion! You're just a silly filly, or mare
Mister SS? Where'd that come from?
Or are you just lyrically dumb?
So what? My favorite rapper form ERBoH is Hitler, you got a problem with that?
Your rap?
HA, it's just stupied a** crap

I'm back, b*tches! Order in the f*cking court,
Imma smash LAWLzoR with my gavel, along with all of his cohorts!
My internet is back on, so let the bloodshed continue,
I'll rip EVERYONE apart, but I'm starting with YOU.
You're clogging up this site like a hairball, none of us can stand it,
Your speech is USELESS! No one wants to hear your bullshit!
I'm surprised anyone can stand being on YOUR team,
You mad? Go rant to your brony brothers if you need to blow off steam!
I don't have a problem, your mustache fetish is YOUR business,
I'll have these losers shouting "HEIL RENEGAT" by the time that I'm finished!

This thread seems to bring everyone's hatred up. keep it up.

It might as well be called the "Unleash Your Aggressions" topic. I think it helps all of us take out our frustrations. XD

HEY people. Epic Pancakes still exists, and I'll be back in on things shortly! After school calms down a bit this weekend.:) be ready. ;)

Uh oh. I see we have more bronzes intruding.
RUUUUUUN.

*Cue dramatic music*
Can't wait!

2girls1cup isn't as ugly as your face,
by the looks of your raps,
your mom must think your disgrace,
king of raps is here to show you
how to spit,
I got my friends to look at your rap,
They all said one word... "Shit."
I agreed,
They left,
and I went on dissing,
Your probably getting a boner,
from Naruto kissing...
A GUY.
That's right boy don't mess with The Ernest.
You can't react because you know that I won this.
Blah Blah Blah
You just try to react,
your only response is
"to suck my ballsack"
that's the kind of talk,
that is anti-straight,
you'll be Elton John,
without the talent,
At this rate.

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Originally Posted by SkylarErnest

2girls1cup isn't as ugly as your face,
by the looks of your raps,
your mom must think your disgrace,
king of raps is here to show you
how to spit,
I got my friends to look at your rap,
They all said one word... "Shit."
I agreed,
They left,
and I went on dissing,
Your probably getting a boner,
from Naruto kissing...
A GUY.
That's right boy don't mess with The Ernest.
You can't react because you know that I won this.
Blah Blah Blah
You just try to react,
your only response is
"to suck my ballsack"
that's the kind of talk,
that is anti-straight,
you'll be Elton John,
without the talent,
At this rate.

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the raps you made are whack like heck
you're pathetic, a prick and can't rap
just listen bro
you're not the king of rap
why not go back to suck your daddies ballsack
i didn't did this rap to take down you fuck
but somebody needs to show you you can't win without luck
he gets a boner from naruto kissing dudes, that's true
but you get a boner from naruto kissing YOU!
i do everything to win, even tho i don't get a price
I can even take you down with an army of mice,
GOODBYEZ~~

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

I'm back, b*tches! Order in the f*cking court,
Imma smash LAWLzoR with my gavel, along with all of his cohorts!
My internet is back on, so let the bloodshed continue,
I'll rip EVERYONE apart, but I'm starting with YOU.
You're clogging up this site like a hairball, none of us can stand it,
Your speech is USELESS! No one wants to hear your bullshit!
I'm surprised anyone can stand being on YOUR team,
You mad? Go rant to your brony brothers if you need to blow off steam!
I don't have a problem, your mustache fetish is YOUR business,
I'll have these losers shouting "HEIL RENEGAT" by the time that I'm finished!

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You think I'm a Nazi? Just because my favorite rapper from history is Hitler?
Well, here it comes, I'm gonna be smarter than this poser nerd
I'm going down.... yeah, in GESCHICHTE!
Du? HA, du bist eine groß scheise!
My words are the best, compared to your vocabulary
Do you know much words? me? I have many
I'll be finished in primary position, you won't be finished in even secondary
or even f*cking tertiary!
Everyone can concur, that my skills are beast
Yours are adequate, your best is your f*cking least!
So, you want to be a Hitler? You couldn't even kill a microorganism!
Your light doesn't change into a rainbow through a triangular prism!
How's that for textbook speech, b*tch?
Your raps are so bad you make our computers glitch!

Ernest, Thumb, and LAWLzoR I don't know where to start,
So I'll begin with the first loser, and shatter his weak heart.

Skylar? the king of rap? That's kind of ironic,
'Cause you SUCK, and on this site, I'm iconic.
I'm gonna say this with all the respect I can muster...
Naruto sucks, and it's cheesy, much like Ghost Busters.
There, I said it, they're miserable excuses for entertainment,
I'm surprised the creators can even pay rent!
But this is about YOU losers so let's get back on topic,
Because it's my duty to destroy pieces of sh*t like this!
I'm anti-straight? please, you're the one talking about Naruto kissing guys,
That's right, YOU brought it up, don't deny it, it's no lie.
You separate lines at the worst times, what the f*ck is that?
If you cant see your demise coming, you're as blind as a bat!
You're the worst rapper on this SITE, I'll have you seizing like an epileptic,
Maybe you should let your friends finish when they say "Shit... That's f*cking epic"

Thumb, I'll make this short, because You barely said a word,
But you better get the f*ck outta here, your chance of winning is absurd.

Last and certainly least, I'll obliterate you, LAWL,
You better run off to the pony section now, I think your lover called.
I never ONCE called you a Nazi, calm down, I was just referencing,
Don't take your frustrations out on me just because you're PMSing!
I'm sorry to say, but this isn't a vocabulary test,
I speak how I wish, and I do my best...
Which is EPIC, so don't you dare question my speech,
The limit to the skills I have will NEVER be reached...
because there IS none. Limits are for wimps,
Please, you'll be lucky if I let you leave here with a limp!
You can fight as hard as you like, but the results remain the same...
You were pushed down to second place the second I made my raps rain!