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I haven’t bit here in a bit, but imma spit some truth
BK, even polar is a better rapper THAN YOUUUUU
We got Brad the OG and hey Turtle’s here too,
It’s the veteran fighters vs this South Park dude
Your verse was longer than my thesis paper
I can’t draw Monika, so I’ll trace her. Wait, You’re already Tracer?
These raps I wield Can smash through any shield
If I lost half my IQ, then it’d be a level playing field
Look like I'm three, says the Child of the Unicorn.
Disoriented punctuation while I craft rhymes in uniform.
You two are both on the Unicorn Horns of dilemma.
One-eighty so fast they call me Mr. Speed Turner!
And the forty-seven in my name stands for the AK.
I thought you know with your blue hair and slim braids.
Eight-four-eight, lose some weight, get Slim, bud.
Two versus one but they both got clapped up!
And just as I posted this, another rapper showed up.
Calls himself Milotic with a Pokemon poke-cut.
Already Tracer? I'm a Bastion of dopeness.
I'll show you no Mercy when I'm fighting, Milotic!
You'll be reduced to Ashe with my Hyper-Beams.
Tao of Blue but always keep a keen face on me.
Lean on me? Bad decision when I step to the scene.
Master with wordplay, Tracer with the cavalry!
So cheers, love! You don't seem to have any.
Reading those eight bars of "MEH" were truly maddening.
The South Park dude's right, Imma kill you like Kenny!
Deploying the Mr. Garrisons as I crush all my enemies!
Microphone in hand because I always got some new tricks.
Stage background 'cuz I'm a god with the meme magic.
Cash bling necklace because I'm rolling in the green dough.
I could mold a better verse than you with some Play-DOH.
Spit some truth, you said, but all that came out was lies.
Wrote double the lyrics in only half the time.
The Trifecta of Terror was successfully stopped with my bars.
I'm the next Eminem, hit you all with MY CAR!
Guess what bud? I'm back from the dead!
Your avi looks like a cross between Cartman meets Mr. Ed!
Hit two MC's with a car? That only works in a theme park!
You claim to have good rhythm, but you got no spark!
I'm a sucker for Kpop, gonna leave you in pieces!
I sang so many songs, too bad you can't event see this!
You're such a tool even your car sucks!
You can't even buy a Buick even if you made a million bucks!!!!
That only works at theme parks? Too bad you can't Event see this?
I knew you were dumb, but that verse was just retarded!
You joined this forum way back during Season Three's end,
and you've been the laughingstock of the board ever since!
One-hundred and forty eight posts, and all of them are abhorrent.
Couldn't pour Heinz Ketchup onto a plate with your heinous flow system.
You're on a no swear basis? Yeah, I don't give a flying fuck.
Get over here and I'll show you another thing you can suck!
If you didn't know already, I'm a magic forum guru.
Looking at this Christina chump like "bitch, who are you?"
With my help, this site has been molded into perfection...
while you can't add proper punctuation to your sentences!
Such a tool, you say, but not even I could fix you.
Hell, I feel kind of bad coming here to diss you.
Every user on this whole damn site? They all bested you!
You use K-Pop as an escape since your own "Pop" left you.
So let's take a behind the scenes tour, BTS.
Every time you come on here, all you drop is BS.
I've been a rapping professional for the past six years,
so I won't have a problem beating this Tampa beach queer!
But don't fret, Mrs. Nice! I won't stop there, either.
Rhymes into your mind like a verbal Bill Cipher.
Every diss you try to throw at me, I'll deflect them.
You and the comp just shat your pants 'cuz I rect-um!
Oh good for you! You want perfection, here it is!
The only thing I can say is you're nothing but a bag of old dirty tricks!
It doesn't take a genius to realize that you'll still be a failure!
As for the "R" Word, I'll shake it off like my name is Taylor!
And by the way, that's not BTS I got on my avi, their name is VIXX!
They are way better looking than your butt ugly pic!
Isn't it funny that your fat ego causes you to mistake bands?
Oh and by the way, Bon Vivant of Violet? That's just too bland!!!
The guys in your pic are named VIXX? Gee, that's real nice to know!
Now watch me crush a NiceChristina to the bottom of the sea floor!
I'm not Nice on the microphone, nah, I'll never be.
At best you'll get a severed head after a BK melody!
I'm glorious! Victorious! And you were meant to be number Z.
"Y" even bother stepping to me, the MC "mx" with a "B"?
Bag of old dirty tricks? I've got a magic knack for rapping,
and I'm snappin' entire factions of Korea-phile halfwits!
Embodiment of perfection? Come on, that's a jest.
You get triggered if I mistake one band for BTS.
Trigger on the tempo while you've got a trigger temper.
And I don't give a shit about your K-Pop band members!
Ever since you've arrived, you've scored nothing but L's.
Tried to be swear-free, but ended up fucking yourself.
How many times must I tell you? You're simply not welcome.
So crawl back to the crocodile sewer you came from.
bk turner ill turn you inside out
you dont stand a chance against me in this bout
bk turner you are a bitch
dont make me have to throw you in a ditch
bk turner your raps is lame
meanwhile im the best mc in the game
bk thrnsd im gonna beat your ass
you’re like 7 so get back to class
bk turner you are actually three
you will never stand a chance against me
bk thrner your avi is south park
when i hit your face i will leave a mark
bk turner you suck a whole lot
you stole lo’s quotes and then you were caught
bk turner im better than you
I just talked to uour mom she said moo
bk thrner you arent person
but you arent worse than
sam, but you’re still pretty bad
i’m gonna call yor dad
polarbore you are a bore
i will shove your face in a door
polarbore you drive me insane
i wonder if you even have a brain
polarbore you truly suck
fuor bar swag but you look like a duck
polarbore you make me go bleck
i never cared for terrible joke battles of meh
polarbore i will defeat you
it surely isn't an honor to meet you
polarbore why are you here
your username font is a little weird
polarbore or should i call you janet
either way, you should just can it
polarbore i have won this by far
i will hit you with MY CAR!
and sam sucks too
but that's for a different review.
seriously though, why is he critically
criticizing me on my artistic ability?
but that's enough for now.
my balls are bigger than thou.
BKTurner will get turnt into soup
You look and smell like poop
And are fatter than Augustus Gloop
You are like five years old
Go play with your dolls
You're too small
Just an annoying reeeeetard
Your rapping sounds like farts
Haha only two bars of rep
LAME
Because you never say anything cool or insightful
You're just frightful
And I'm delightful
Only person worse than you
Is Sam, blam
Moongic you are not the least bit magic
Everytime you rhyme it sounds a bit tragic
You can't even pick up a box package
Fine red wine 'cuz your on alcohol
I'd suggest a pill and a half of Adderall
If you weren't on it already
I'll drop you like Mom's spaghetti
When I step to the mic no one will forgetti
but seriously though, fuck Sam
he keeps giving me bad reviews damn
why does he have such a shitty schedule
but that's for a different review
you w e e p | t o o | m u c h | because you will lose
You make fun of my men? Whatever dude please!
Your Bon Vivant of Volet's like a Mad Cow Disease!
Wanna drop rhymes? Here's something for you to drop!
I'm gonna spit at you so hard, you're gonna beg me to stop!
Someone call 911 'cause dude's a loony tune
Who tries to copy off Eminem and he's high on mushrooms!
I'll water you down with my brand of rhyming water hose!
None of my business? Dude! You just got exposed!!
NiceChristina, do we really need to talk through this again?
I warned ya once, I warned ya twice, but you done and did it again.
I tried to hold back all my punches, but now you're pushing the limits.
Could craft a better verse than you in as little as two minutes!
How low must you be to take a jab at my username color?
From the one-hundred shit-posts you have, it's not like you could do better.
I've seen some bad rappers before, but you truly take the cake,
and you have as many flaws as you do grammar mistakes!
Beg you to stop? Oh yes, I'm quivering in my jetpack.
Headphones so I don't have to listen to your bull-crap.
Gold chain necklace, you can't afford a plastic knock-off.
Send you back South Park as I knock both your socks off!
I swear to God you better get off your ass and learn to curse,
before old BK flips the switch and puts Christopher inside a hearse.
You're bland and boring, it's like I'm talking to a reflection.
I'll K-Pop your head open and send you back... One Direction!
Get outta town with your wrath! You think I'm scared?
Watch me try and scare you outta your underwear!
Mind you I don't have to cuss, I like to keep my rhymes nice and clean!
Your gold necklace? It ain't real! Did you get it out of a prize machine?
One Direction? I don't even like that band!
The music I dig the most are from two countries: Korea and Japan!
Don't like my jabs? Looks to me like you're the real wimp
Who couldn't get himself a lady! Let's see how well you do with chimps!
It's been six whole days and no one's bothered to dish out this dude.
And who would blame them? You offer nothing fresh nor nothing new.
Keep your rhymes nice and clean, but they still are obscene.
I'm a triple-bar veteran surpassing all your prize machines!
Scare me out of my underwear? Yeah, you wish.
Horrible punctuation and even worse with the quips.
Don't like my jabs? I'm a sword-bearer ready to kill.
Trailer trash like you only belongs in a landfill!
Consider this your little Christmastime present.
No one on this damn forum wants your presence.
You keep coming back like a damn tumor,
bringing nothing but shitty rhymes and no humor.
I thought I had it bad on this site, but my God!
You're a thirty-year old Boomer who's obsessed with K-Pop!
I'm an authentic rapper with iced-out jewelry.
Knock this weeb out cold with a BK Special Beam!