You vs The Person Above

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Maybe EpicPancakes is content with a 2-D girl,
But I myself prefer to keep it in the real world.
Plus you said I liked girls, then you suggested I was a homosexual
Youre way too indecisive bro, get with the intellectuals.
And you know what? Class IS in session, but you're not doing the teaching---
I AM, so sit your ass down and brace yourself for a beating!
You've got no flow and no skill, you're an amateur at BEST.
an infant at worst, you still feed from the breast!
And I WILL call you Frodo, but not because I'm Sam,
But because you' seem like a queer hobbit who likes getting slammed!
In fact, I think LAWLzoR is the Sam you're looking for.
I hope you're happy together, having midget sex on the floor.
Now that's not what IM into, but I'm no one to judge---
What the f*ck am I saying? YES I AM! Go fill LAWLzoR with your gay sludge!

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Man, your imagination is quite shocking,
Midget sex and breast feeding?!
Shut up and let a REAL man do the talking!
You think your rhymes are dope and contain some major burns,
But let's save our ears some pain and skip over your next turn!
You call me indecisive and do this talking of gay sex,
You say I'm an ammateur, but you're a true-MC wannabe at best!
I believe I have the floor now,
your ass has some listening to do!
Want some tips from the real deal? Let's start with getting a CLUE!
You say I lack flow, yet you lack originality!
Blow the dust off of those ancient rhymes,
And talk of something besides BESTIALITY!
You sit your ass on your high horse and believe that you're the greatest,
But c'mon man, you ain't Kim Kardashian,
So saddle up and stop your fakin'!

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Originally Posted by EpicPancakes

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Maybe EpicPancakes is content with a 2-D girl,
But I myself prefer to keep it in the real world.
Plus you said I liked girls, then you suggested I was a homosexual
Youre way too indecisive bro, get with the intellectuals.
And you know what? Class IS in session, but you're not doing the teaching---
I AM, so sit your ass down and brace yourself for a beating!
You've got no flow and no skill, you're an amateur at BEST.
an infant at worst, you still feed from the breast!
And I WILL call you Frodo, but not because I'm Sam,
But because you' seem like a queer hobbit who likes getting slammed!
In fact, I think LAWLzoR is the Sam you're looking for.
I hope you're happy together, having midget sex on the floor.
Now that's not what IM into, but I'm no one to judge---
What the f*ck am I saying? YES I AM! Go fill LAWLzoR with your gay sludge!

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Man, your imagination is quite shocking,
Midget sex and breast feeding?!
Shut up and let a REAL man do the talking!
You think your rhymes are dope and contain some major burns,
But let's save our ears some pain and skip over your next turn!
You call me indecisive and do this talking of gay sex,
You say I'm an ammateur, but you're a true-MC wannabe at best!
I believe I have the floor now,
your ass has some listening to do!
Want some tips from the real deal? Let's start with getting a CLUE!
You say I lack flow, yet you lack originality!
Blow the dust off of those ancient rhymes,
And talk of something besides BESTIALITY!
You sit your ass on your high horse and believe that you're the greatest,
But c'mon man, you ain't Kim Kardashian,
So saddle up and stop your fakin'!

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I'll swallow your fucking pancakes whole, and you lack everything,
Bronies rule the net, you cumsack, check out my bling,
Like Pinkie Pie I will make cupcakes from your ass,
I can take down a queer like you with my bare hands,
You're not even worth my shit, your name reminiscent of food,
I called you gay but I think you're not a dude,
I'll Applejack your fuck, you thought Bieber had a cock,
Just STFU before I rip out your vocal chords,
I'll Spike your sister you retard,
Cos, just look at you, what more do I need to say,
You're worth even less than your username,
I aint gonna love and tolerate your shit,
You aint gonna mess with this brony, deal with it,
Listen dawg, I thought you knew better,
Than to try and step up to wearing Mr. Rogers sweater,
Like the Titanic your style will sink,
But even Leviathan wouldn't want to swallow your shit,
Yeah, I'm a god, but one who makes sense,
I'm the god of bronies and science, you're face looks like mince,
I wrote up this rhymes in about five minutes,
But you don't deserve more, yeah, I'm winning,

Dear Epic Pancakes...

On my high horse? That's priceless! I'm a humble man of sorts.
Staying humble can be useful when it comes to tongue sports.
Other times require aggression, and I'm capable of both,
So why don't I give YOU a tip? Let me show you the ropes.
And You consider yourself a real man? Damn, that's good for a laugh!
Now with all joking aside, It's time for you to see REAL rap wrath!
Plus dude, this ain't catch phrase, I'll never skip a turn,
I'll keep dropping fatal rhymes thatll give you 3rd degree burns
But the forecast for your rap career is far from sunny
I'll flatten you into a real pancake, cook you up better than Denny's!
And Kim Kardashian, really, who's she to be compared to?
She's not special, she's a bitch and a whore, too.
In fact, in that sense, you two are kind of alike.
You're both whiny little bitches who think that they're liked!
So fro. This day forward just remember these words:
The day you f*cked with Renegade is the day you got served.

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Originally Posted by God of Bronies

I'll swallow your fucking pancakes whole, and you lack everything,
Bronies rule the net, you cumsack, check out my bling,
Like Pinkie Pie I will make cupcakes from your ass,
I can take down a queer like you with my bare hands,
You're not even worth my shit, your name reminiscent of food,
I called you gay but I think you're not a dude,
I'll Applejack your f**k, you thought Bieber had a cock,
Just STFU before I rip out your vocal chords,
I'll Spike your sister you retard,
Cos, just look at you, what more do I need to say,
You're worth even less than your username,
I aint gonna love and tolerate your shit,
You aint gonna mess with this brony, deal with it,
Listen dawg, I thought you knew better,
Than to try and step up to wearing Mr. Rogers sweater,
Like the Titanic your style will sink,
But even Leviathan wouldn't want to swallow your shit,
Yeah, I'm a god, but one who makes sense,
I'm the god of bronies and science, you're face looks like mince,
I wrote up this rhymes in about five minutes,
But you don't deserve more, yeah, I'm winning,

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You make me LAUGH with your fake-ass style,
Your rhymes are quite outdated!
You doubt that I'm a dude,
yet a little girl's TV show gets you off and masturbating!
You call yourself a brony, sounds like a TP brand to me,
I'll shove your weak-ass lyrics down your throat and wipe you clean!
You reference ponies and Bieber?
I thought I'd scared off all the queers!
you thought a slam on my name would get you points, hah!
I give a toast of pitty to you and shout, "CHEERS!"
Hello neighbor, you seem to be quite cozy with children's pleasures,
Are you quite sure I'M the one who will be needing a sweater?!
Cover up your ugly face and your pedo beard that matches,
We both know the winner of this battle, so let's bury it like a hatchet!
Whoops, my mistake, it seems you're Charlie Sheen, what more?!
It seems I should stop while I'm ahead, but---
Oh wait, you're simply the lowest of his many whores!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Dear Epic Pancakes...

On my high horse? That's priceless! I'm a humble man of sorts.
Staying humble can be useful when it comes to tongue sports.
Other times require aggression, and I'm capable of both,
So why don't I give YOU a tip? Let me show you the ropes.
And You consider yourself a real man? Damn, that's good for a laugh!
Now with all joking aside, It's time for you to see REAL rap wrath!
Plus dude, this ain't catch phrase, I'll never skip a turn,
I'll keep dropping fatal rhymes thatll give you 3rd degree burns
But the forecast for your rap career is far from sunny
I'll flatten you into a real pancake, cook you up better than Denny's!
And Kim Kardashian, really, who's she to be compared to?
She's not special, she's a b***h and a whore, too.
In fact, in that sense, you two are kind of alike.
You're both whiny little bitches who think that they're liked!
So fro. This day forward just remember these words:
The day you f*cked with Renegade is the day you got served.

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Renegade, you're quite a man of your word!
You say some clever sentences and call it "getting served"!
So you claim to be a weatherman,
Then kindly tell me what's in YOUR future!
Cloudy with a chance of a rapping ass-whoopin'?
I'll be sure to come and find you hiding behind your little computer!
Yes, all jokes aside, I believe it's time for your overdue wake up call,
You think your rhymes put you up high, but what goes up has surely got to fall!
Hah! It's getting later and you're STILL not giving up!
Go join the Brony Brigade where you belong and see if I still give a f***!
I must say, your attempts are quite impressive!
But your rhymes are quite sideways and like a date, you've been REJECTED.
One last word before I claim this battle as my own,
You set out to make some hits and instead you got PWNED!

Pancakes, I gotta give it to you, you're definitely persistent.
You fight to the last and kick some ass, but I need you to listen.
Take a look at my other rhymes, and I think it'll he plain to see,
That you my friend, believe it or not, have a lot in common with me.
For example, let's get one thing straight: I can't stand ponies OR bronies.
They think they're hipsters, but they're NOT. they're just fake-ass phonies.
And as for your skills, I say ditto, they're impressive as hell.
And you're not Half bad as far as I can tell.
Youre far from a noob, but not quite a veteran,
But if we worked together, the bronies would be shaking like gelatin.
Now I'm not proposing a truce, battle rap is all in fun
What I DO propose is the extinction of bronies, declare their race done.
Now one last thing before these queers cause me to flip my lid:
I never ONCE got PWNED, but God of Bronies sure did!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Pancakes, I gotta give it to you, you're definitely persistent.
You fight to the last and kick some ass, but I need you to listen.
Take a look at my other rhymes, and I think it'll he plain to see,
That you my friend, believe it or not, have a lot in common with me.
For example, let's get one thing straight: I can't stand ponies OR bronies.
They think they're hipsters, but they're NOT. they're just fake-ass phonies.
And as for your skills, I say ditto, they're impressive as hell.
And you're not Half bad as far as I can tell.
Youre far from a noob, but not quite a veteran,
But if we worked together, the bronies would be shaking like gelatin.
Now I'm not proposing a truce, battle rap is all in fun
What I DO propose is the extinction of bronies, declare their race done.
Now one last thing before these queers cause me to flip my lid:
I never ONCE got PWNED, but God of Bronies sure did!

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CAN IT!
Your rhymes are s**t!
GOB be my bro...NY
so stop rapping, please?
Any friend of mine will get defending help from me
I'll chop you in half like Chuck N., Jackie C., or Jet Lee!
Pinkie Pie will have you baked into a cupcake, then eat you up!
The last thing I remember about your sister, is that we went *thump*!
You may not have a sister, but YOU are still my b***h
you defective robot glitch!
what an original name, I've seen the first part 3 different times
I'll be serving up my rhymes like fried rice
EpicPancakes, ErbohRenegade, you 2 can suck my d**k!
You 2 b***hes can fetch MY stick!
GOB and I will summon the bronies, and ponies on your a**
You 2 need to go back to Rap battling class
I don't need this, and GOB doesn't either
Because here, and EVERYWHERE, I'm the leader!

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Originally Posted by LAWLzoR

CAN IT!
Your rhymes are s**t!
GOB be my bro...NY
so stop rapping, please?
Any friend of mine will get defending help from me
I'll chop you in half like Chuck N., Jackie C., or Jet Lee!
Pinkie Pie will have you baked into a cupcake, then eat you up!
The last thing I remember about your sister, is that we went *thump*!
You may not have a sister, but YOU are still my b***h
you defective robot glitch!
what an original name, I've seen the first part 3 different times
I'll be serving up my rhymes like fried rice
EpicPancakes, ErbohRenegade, you 2 can suck my d**k!
You 2 b***hes can fetch MY stick!
GOB and I will summon the bronies, and ponies on your a**
You 2 need to go back to Rap battling class
I don't need this, and GOB doesn't either
Because here, and EVERYWHERE, I'm the leader!

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LAWLzoR, I've got to hand it to you, your rapping attempts are quite amusing!
Stick to your bronies and maybe you'll win, your other burns are just a little confusing.
You hate on our names and say you'll turn us to food?
Hah! Just bring those weak ass ponies here and we'll be sure to turn 'em to glue.
Renegade and I,
We'll destroy your fairytale world and show you what a true winner is!
So trot on back to ponyville and get ready for an apocalypse.

I Try to avoid insulting the mentally retarded,
But f*ck it! You deserve it! This is a war YOU started!
Pancakes is right, We're more winning than Charlie Sheen,
Our wicked rhymes will invade your body and rupture your spleen.
And suck your WHAT? hold on, I'm confused.
You cant suck a dick that isn't there, get a clue, dude!
And as for my name, look at where we are!
It's a sign of a devoted fan, you're ass-backwards, retard!
And what about YOUR name? Wait a sec, I'll spell it out:
Little
Asshole
Who
Likes
zombie
orgy
Rape
(ouch!)
Take this as a lesson, leave and never return,
Because otherwise, no brony will go unburned!
F*ck you and your bronies, not that anyone would ever WANT to!
It's game over, the end. Your lifespan is through!

Go back to jacking off to your gay-ass pony shows, leave the battling to some REAL rapping kings!
Bronies unite? Sounds like a creepy orgy to me!
Veterans in rap are better suited for the battling,
So go back to watching kindergartener shows and spending your sad life channel surfing!
Sit your pony ass down and listen closely, these words I won't repeat!
You and pinkie pie better brace your asses for DEFEAT.
You've started this rapping war, and it's clear your battleship is sinking!
Renegade and I are here to put these bronies to EXTINCTION.

What's this EpicPancakes? It's called you vs. the person above!
Not a bromance, you and ErbohRenegade in love
Although, technically, you're doing it correctly
but screw it! it's YOUR disease that's infecting
But, by how you're supposed to rap on this thread, you were supposed to rap against Renegade
Don't worry, after this, I'll call you a first aid
Hey! Renegade! Look out! I'll be sending my regime!
To take out you, EP, and your dumba** meme
It takes 2 to rap against me? You're not even trying
I'll be leaving your brain frying
but... you don't have one
You're as harmless as a f**kin' nun!
My jaw is numb, from beating your a**
Who should I send to rap? Not Applejack
I know! Rainbow Dash will beat you down
You no good, non-threatening clown!

Rainbow Dash:
The Orbital Friendship Cannon has you in it's sights
You perv! beating ponies? Heard of animal's rights?
My rhymes go faster than my speed, my flying
Your brain frying, you're crying, you're lying, dude you're not even trying!

Pinkie Pie:
I threw this rap, just at you!
Dude, you're getting a triple threat, you're screwed!
Even a part won't change your f**king lame rapping
All you do in your spare time is fapping!

Twilight:
I have spell, a spell indeed
to make it so that your rhymes are my feed
Dude, at rapping, I'm an Ursa Major
I'll cut right through you with a magic laser!

Congrats, LAWLzoR, you've reached the epitome of fake and gay!
Don't you know we're not scared of your little pony brigade?!
Bring 'em all out, one by one,
And nothing will be left but your non-existent legacy when we're done!
F*** animal rights, you're full of bullsh**.
It's not animal abuse if the little b**** deserves it!
So just remember one thing as you walk off in shame:
Think hard before you challenge someone who's mastered the game!

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Originally Posted by EpicPancakes

Congrats, LAWLzoR, you've reached the epitome of fake and gay!
Don't you know we're not scared of your little pony brigade?!
Bring 'em all out, one by one,
And nothing will be left but your non-existent legacy when we're done!
F*** animal rights, you're full of bullsh**.
It's not animal abuse if the little b**** deserves it!
So just remember one thing as you walk off in shame:
Think hard before you challenge someone who's mastered the game!

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You've mastered the game? You just got here
You're so wimpy FLUTTERSHY leaves you in fear
I will bring them out, 1 by 1, if that's how you'll learn
that only I'll get the ERBoH Trophy, i EARNED
I'll eat your Pancakes up for my meal
I'll beat you up, like shaquille o'neal!
If only you actually KNEW how to rap
I made your sister and mom look like tramps
I'll break through 4 walls of your defense, if you HAVE ANY
How many raps do I have? I have many
Just ask GOB, and B.S.B., i don't give up without a fight
My raps be so, how you say: "tight"
What about your bromance with Renegade? NO ONE CARES!
you give all of the little ponies nightmares
get it? mare? whatever, screw you
I'll leave you in a f u stew!
I'm the reason why everyone actually KNOWS your name
without your response, you wouldn't have this much fame
Fluttershy will use The Stare on Renegade!
Cause both of you are f**king fakes!

It seems that a pony lover isn't afraid to get his hands dirty!
Jokes about my mother and sister?!
Hah! That's just so damn NERDY!
Man, nobody wants to hear your sad ass raps,
So go back to doing something you're actually good at!
You can try and get at me with your little pony jabs all you like,
But take a look back over this thread and realize that you're LOSING this fight!
Now, it's not in my nature to be rude,
but last time I checked, My Little Pony doesn't cater to DUDES.
So quit creepin' on pre-school entertainment,
Your creepy fettish is all over the net!
But I guess that's alright, Pinkie Pie's the only chick YOU'LL ever get.

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Originally Posted by EpicPancakes

It seems that a pony lover isn't afraid to get his hands dirty!
Jokes about my mother and sister?!
Hah! That's just so damn NERDY!
Man, nobody wants to hear your sad ass raps,
So go back to doing something you're actually good at!
You can try and get at me with your little pony jabs all you like,
But take a look back over this thread and realize that you're LOSING this fight!
Now, it's not in my nature to be rude,
but last time I checked, My Little Pony doesn't cater to DUDES.
So quit creepin' on pre-school entertainment,
Your creepy fettish is all over the net!
But I guess that's alright, Pinkie Pie's the only chick YOU'LL ever get.

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I actually like Pinkie Pie, so I'm okay
oh, and, I'm not gay
Last time I checked, I ate you Pancakes
Call me a Cannabalist, I don't care you fake!
You say I'm creepy? What about your bromance?
You know, whenever you look in Renegades eyes, you get into a freaky trance
zzzzzz... uh, WHAT? Oh, it's just you
if you take a look to your left, up your a**, you'll see my shoe!
The only time I see the likes of you, is at breakfast, get it Pancakes?
I'll pierce your heart with f**king wooden stakes!
You won't be laughing, when Fluttershy is close to breaking your neck!
If you don't like me, why do you keep rapping against me? what the heck?
Tell me to stop? Good for you, you know how to stop a kindergartner
You... sound like..... you stutter like..... William..... Shatner!
I'll just watch your a** get beaten on my laptop, on my recliner
oh, by the way, YOU'RE GETTING BEATEN BY A MINOR!

Quit fool, stop throw out rhymes
you know intercourse with horses, that is a crime
i dont give a fuck, you bronie shit
why dont you return to suck rainbow dash´s dick!

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Originally Posted by epic playerx

Quit fool, stop throw out rhymes
you know intercourse with horses, that is a crime
i dont give a f**k, you bronie shit
why dont you return to suck rainbow dash´s dick!

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Bronies aren't gonna lose to some shit who can's even use capitals,
I'll blast a rainbow in your genitals,
May the best rapper win, that's a brony bitch,
How the Hell can you even call yourself epic?
Playerx, come the shit down, before you get hurt,
I think I saw you trying to get laid outside Wal-Mart...

cmon, more bronies? hey you, watch me stick
my unicorn horn into AppleJack bitch!
fuck you and the bronies, stop fight you fool
or ill steal the virginity from twilight sparkle too!

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Originally Posted by epic playerx

cmon, more bronies? hey you, watch me stick
my unicorn horn into AppleJack b***h!
f**k you and the bronies, stop fight you fool
or ill steal the virginity from twilight sparkle too!

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I may be a minor, but listen here son,
I'll leave you in stitches when I'm done!
It seems like you have a fetish for more
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Your mom, THAT w***e
I believe she's #37, or was she #42?
Whatever, point being: F**K YOU!
Us bronies will take you down
I'll like to see you ATTEMPT to take the ERB crown
YOU PERV! Raping an under aged, animal?
I'll hack your own Youtube Channel!

You know what, fuck you too
you call me a perv, maybe thats true
but do you know what?, when i was finished, Applejack said
Fuck the other bronies, i want you instead!

(to LAWLzoR)
Hey! Down in front!
You're about to get some bad luck!
Your avatar is a kissy faced Rainbow Dash
But dude, I'm gonna make you crash
Don't worry, when I beat you, I'll call you an ambulance
AMBULANCE! See? I just did, you just p*ssed your pants
Pinkie Pie will bake you into a cupcake, and I'll eat you whole
Hey, dude, It's MY name you stole

....wait, wut?

You Are Raping To Yourself, Who Are You?.
Everything You Know Sucks Too.
Its Sad When My Name Appears First In Your Team.
Prepare To Die By My Lazer Beam!



*zaps you to death*

Hey bitch, you killed my opponent, why?
i was just going to insult him and pinky pie
this was for fun bitch, not a race
how bout a strong, fucking fist in the face!

*BSB faints of the punch*

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Originally Posted by Branden Superstar Bitch

You Are Raping To Yourself, Who Are You?.
Everything You Know Sucks Too.
Its Sad When My Name Appears First In Your Team.
Prepare To Die By My Lazer Beam!



*zaps you to death*

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i rapped to myself, cause no one was rapping!
Now, don't you have to get back to your fapping?
I came up with the rhyme before epic playerx came up with his
Now, prepare to taste my fist!
oops! I mean, my bro-hoof
and dear epic playerx, here's the scoop:
That wasn't Applejack, that was Braeburn
and he made his b***h, because you yearned
for a d**k in your f**king mouth
I'll beat your little a**, Girl Scout

(alright, I think it's weird that we are in a team, and we're battling on the first day, anyone else?)

*days later, a day before #16*



Nice Try, Dumb*ss.
I Was Faking!
I Know Its True,
Your A Spawn Of Satan.
Ill KIll You Just Like I Did Lawlzor.
And Your GF? I Killed Her. * charges up lazer*

Hi Troll Face, can't get enough,
Try charging up a laser against my man Spock,
Who agress that bronies are epic, you're about as dope as kelp,
You think you're asterisk clad threats will help?
Listen bitch, this aint no game, war and peace,
I'll beat your ass bad, but it won't bleed,
Cos even blood would be ashamed to come outof you,
Like you were about your mother, this shit is all true,
You must be on drugs, like RD's new pet,
I'll release you from your rock and then upon you I'll shit,
What's the matter? Not earned your cutie mark,
Hey blank-flank your bite is WAY worse than your bark,
If your bark is your verse, I can't see how anything's worse,
Yeah, I'm a master of rhyme, where your's just a curse,
And when I complimented your bite it meant how you raped
You're mum whose incidentally an ape,
I'll sink you like the Titanic,
Don't panic, I'm not a manic,
I just killed it with my lyrical style,
I'll be here a while,
You make Ebona look good,
Or you should, bomb your ass like the Persian Gulf, tuts,
Or maybe Hiroshima but I doubt I'll waste powerful rhymes like that on you,
Why so blue? Actually told to get a real job? Boo-hoo,
I feel for you man, it must be tough,
When you've never known a thing call love,
You're dick is he size of an atom,
Sit down, I'm gonna give you a schoolin', son,
I'm rulin', I rhyme better than Doctor Seuss, wanna buy some herione,
NP liked MLP FiM vid
Everything that you did was not worth the shit
You call rapping,
You shouldn't be fapping,
At pictures of a naked Vader badly Photoshopped on a tropical beach scene,
I feel sorry for you, I'm not gonna apply force,
You're rap makes no sense, is it in morse?
Don't draw attention to yourself, trolololololo,
Watch as your ass is gonna get brony-rolled,
I'm so gonna give you up, you look like mince,
Smash in your face, heard of a breath mint?
You;re not worth my time,
I no longer need to rhyme,
I'll smash you like glass,
Introducing Rainbow Dash,

RD:
Hi Trollestia, you already got served by my man GOB,
And you even tried to take down LAWL, lol,
You could get WAAAAYYYY more thatn 20% cooler,
You're the ruler,
Of Retardville, take your pills,
I'm coming in for the kill,
Sonic Rainboom, make you more than a little ill,
I'm cool, epic, awesome, RADICAL!
Check out my skill,
Bronies in the house, on my drill,
We take you down, you clown,
Clown, clown, clown, clown, clown,
I said "clown" five straight times,
I'm taking it to the next level, I don't even need to rhyme,
SOO AWESOME is GOB, LAWL and my raps,
That just from reading you'll get a heart attack,
And no it didn't take GOB 6 days to make this,
I'm in this battle to spit a frash dis,
I'm outta hear queer, have no fear,
Big adventure like that time you rode up on your dad's spear!

Zzzzzz.... Oh, sh*t, sorry, I must have fallen asleep
It can get pretty old listening to a pony-loving creep
So you write long verses to hide insecurities? Your tactics are hardly new!
I mean, when your opponent is writing a f*cking novel, what's a guy supposed to do?
How do you know Kirk likes ponies? Did he tell you in bed last night?
I'll bet he seduced you with his "laser" and you didn't put up a fight!
And how many pony references did you make? Is that all you know?
You're the one who's "fake and gay", so I'm happy to play the troll!
Enough with ponies and bronies, Your obsession is getting strange,
Time to hire a shrink and rap about something else for a change!
So Before you step to the Renegade, you better learn how to spell,
Your rhymes suck so much they're sinful, I guess I'll see you in hell!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Zzzzzz.... Oh, sh*t, sorry, I must have fallen asleep
It can get pretty old listening to a pony-loving creep
So you write long verses to hide insecurities? Your tactics are hardly new!
I mean, when your opponent is writing a f*cking novel, what's a guy supposed to do?
How do you know Kirk likes ponies? Did he tell you in bed last night?
I'll bet he seduced you with his "laser" and you didn't put up a fight!
And how many pony references did you make? Is that all you know?
You're the one who's "fake and gay", so I'm happy to play the troll!
Enough with ponies and bronies, Your obsession is getting strange,
Time to hire a shrink and rap about something else for a change!
So Before you step to the Renegade, you better learn how to spell,
Your rhymes suck so much they're sinful, I guess I'll see you in hell!

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The only thing I need to learn to spell is "defeat",
Oh wait I just did it, my rhymes are elite,
I'll see you in Hell, cos I made it biyatch,
You're brain is more vacant than your crotch!
I'm the biggest billy-goat gruff, all you do is bluff,
That's it! I finally had enough,
I lied, I could write long verses all day,
And no, I am not "fake and gay",
Just crawl back under your bridge, I don't need this,
Yeah, I have interests, deal with it,
Just cos you know nothing about the world and have no ambition,
I'd insult some feminists by calling you a lesbian,
Yeah, I like Star Trek, ponies, Star Wars and trains,
Grabbing MY laser, bringing the pain,
I can speak JavaScript, Klingon, try and beat that,
Champion at D&D, steal your cat,
So I can say I got your pussy, beam me up, Scotty,
Stop prancing around as if you won the lottery,
Who do you think you are, Chuck Fuckin' Norris?
I'll punch you in the face and stick a pen up your clitoris,
Feel glad cos I'm wasting one of my precious pens from my pocket,
Yeah, bitch, I can still put bling on it,
Check my gold-plated braces, to chomp your ass,
Stephen Hawking in my library, that's called class,
Riding my segway over your ass, then melt your brains with my radical skills of reciting pi,
Got MINT IN THE BOX action figures, bird in your eye,
Cleared an EXPERT minefield in 21 seconds straight!
I'm first rate,
Editing Wikipedia, you got no taste,
HTML your half-wit rap, flame war time,
With my excellent rhyme up against your grime,
My verse was poetry, the best there was,
You subordinate claus,
MC Escher, the best MC that ever existed,
Said that he's pissed off,
At your broken style, Dr. Jerkov,
Pascal, I'm number 1,
You've had your fun,
I'm a Jedi master you're not even a padawan!
You lead to suffering, humility you must have,
You ignorant chav,
I know Holy Grail almost off by heart,
Don't even start,
I'm the head of the chess team, mathlete, literature star,
I run science fairs in my back yard,
What have you done? I like writing lengthy responses,
I can adress points that others always miss,
I'm a geometric pro, you've got no flow,
You're about as rad as my big toe!
Which is offended to even be compared to you!
Step down, you're gonna make a fool of yourself,
Hi elf, they aint spelling mistakes, their typos, dope!
I got to Ganon without a single slash of the sword,
999 rupees, I'm pimped out you retard,
Kirk doesn't care what you say,
And even if I was gay
Which I'm not, would that make any difference?
You're homophobic and and idiot,
Reading through your verse I never smiled like a Vulcan,
I see you sulkin',
I got through Mario's impossible level on the first try,
No need to cry,
I'm a Starcraft general, got so many diamonds on Minecraft,
I laugh,
At your pitiful attempt, go wear the dunce cap,
I'm getting pretty bored but I'll continue anyway,
I'm the hunter, you're my prey,
I could make a novel of my fantastic rhymes,
But why waste the time?
Grab a chair, this may take a while,
But their's so much I can dis you for it can't be vile,
I defeated Kobyashi! Let's see you top that fool,
I rule,
Video game wiz, I should be in Hogwarts,
I'd like to see your retort,
Cast so many unforgiveable spells, send you to Hell,
I do it so well, check out my skill,
My wand is huge! Avada kedavra,
Control the force, u mad bro?
I bought the death star! The model cost ALOT!
Just like Mustafar, my rhymes are hot,
C3PO will bitch-slap your sorry ass, show some respect,
I'll tail-gate you just like Boba Fett,
This will probably be the shortest verse I write,
So until my epicness returns, good night,

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Zzzzzz.... Oh, sh*t, sorry, I must have fallen asleep
It can get pretty old listening to a pony-loving creep
So you write long verses to hide insecurities? Your tactics are hardly new!
I mean, when your opponent is writing a f*cking novel, what's a guy supposed to do?
How do you know Kirk likes ponies? Did he tell you in bed last night?
I'll bet he seduced you with his "laser" and you didn't put up a fight!
And how many pony references did you make? Is that all you know?
You're the one who's "fake and gay", so I'm happy to play the troll!
Enough with ponies and bronies, Your obsession is getting strange,
Time to hire a shrink and rap about something else for a change!
So Before you step to the Renegade, you better learn how to spell,
Your rhymes suck so much they're sinful, I guess I'll see you in hell!

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Sorry that I was gone for so long, i ACTUALLY have a life
unlike you, OH, and by the way, I've shaggin' your wife
You can "kill" all of the ponies, but WE'RE STILL HERE!
You're so crazy, even your raps are drunk, you drinkin' some beers?
I'll send my pony army to your house to beat your head in
But don't worry, I'll inform your next akim....
THAT YOU SUCK! Literally! You sucked even Big Macintosh's dick!
Cause you wear yearning for something in your mouth that was thick!
and while you're at it, you can suck mine, and GOB's too
You call us girly? Your rhymes are even more fru fru
Spike will set you on fire, and send you to the princess
because you love performing incest
You're a troll? Not really something to be proud of
being f**king annoying is what you really love!
Why don't you buck for Braeburn's apples!
When you handle balls, you get a FIRM grapple
Even Fluttershy made you her b***h
You s**t, with a techno twist!
Rarity stuck her horn up your v****a!
You have a dick? dude, you're a LIEYA!
Pinkie Pie's tail's-a-twichtin'
that means you'll soon be fallin'!
Just try me! You can have my "hot dog"
my "delicious cheese log"
at least, I heard it was good tasting
It's YOUR memes that I'LL be raping
R.D. thinks you'll need to be MORE THAN 20% cooler
I'll beat you with a f**king school ruler!
You hate long writings? TOUGH S**T!
Cause you can just suck this
and suck an Ursa Major's dick
you think you can win? F**K IT!

Dear GOB...
It's hard to see you as a serious rapper, pal.
Partly because you ripped off half of your verse from Weird Al!
But I'm glad you can spell defeat, cause you're sure gonna need it---
When you're writing your autobiography about how your whole life's been defeated!
And you defeated KOBIYASHI? take note that no one's impressed.
Not a single human takes you seriously, you're just another pest.
And I'm sorry, did you just announce that you bougt a death star model?
The movies are great and all, but a toy? Would you also like a bottle?
And I DO wear a dunce cap, but I wear it IRONICALLY.
Cause I'm a genius, at least I don't masturbate chronically!
Star Wars and Star Trek? Well I'll admit I like those;
Until you ruined it! FYI, Bobafett blows!
F*CK others doing your dirty work!! You're wasting my time!
I'll rip C3PO apart one f*cking bolt at a time!
Are you comparing your dick to a wand? Newsflash: WANDS ARE FOR FAGS.
Plus the wand you're referencing is what, like two inches ling when it's not sagged?
I use my fists, bitch! I know how to fight like a real man!
Put Down your Star Trek dolls and Taste the back of my hand!
My crotch isn't vacant, my dick gets it's own apartment number!
What, don't believe me? Feel free to ask your mother.

ERBOH Renegade:

Stop yelling
No one wants to hear your crap!
You're rhyming's so bad
I wanna take a nap
How long is that rhyme?
You're not rapping a book
Don't try to top me
I'll give you one look
You're a fag!
Also, what's with that name
ERBOH Renegade?
That's so 2008
I'll beat you like every single
Pokemon I've battled ever
Reading your rhymes
Is just such an endeavor!!

Hey LAWLzoR! It's nice to see you again!
P.s. I'm not married, but nice try, friend.
And you WANT me to suck you guys' dicks? You really ARE gay!
Well I don't play that way, so get your queer ass out of my way!
And saying I have no dick is just reverse psychology!
To get me to prove I have one by showing it, you see.
Well it won't work! So next time look for a dude you can buy!
And it's NEXT IF KIN, dip sh*t! Your grammar makes me sick, guy!
Oh man, I'm an idiot, I don't smoke OR drink.
And if that maKes me weak then so be it, I dont care what you think!
I comend GOB, at least kind of, even though he's a brony.
At least he could go five seconds without mentioning ponies!
Well Im gonna rest for now, I've got serious work to do.
I'll be back soon enough to keep trouncing you two!

Make that three! I guess a pokemon lover is here too!
Three gay guys trying to corner me? What the he'll am I supposed to do?
Oh yeah, beat then till they turn shades of black, purple and blue!
Then deep fry their ponies and pokemon into fast food, too!
As for the pokeMAN lover, feel free to take your nap.
No one wants you on this forum, so take a step back.
You say MY rhymes are suck? Yours are of childish quality!
I'll blow your simple mind away when I give you a lyrical lobotomy!
Now if you don't mind, I really DO have to go.
Shhh it's okay, don't cry! I'll be back to finish kicking your ass, bro!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Dear GOB...
It's hard to see you as a serious rapper, pal.
Partly because you ripped off half of your verse from Weird Al!
But I'm glad you can spell defeat, cause you're sure gonna need it---
When you're writing your autobiography about how your whole life's been defeated!
And you defeated KOBIYASHI? take note that no one's impressed.
Not a single human takes you seriously, you're just another pest.
And I'm sorry, did you just announce that you bougt a death star model?
The movies are great and all, but a toy? Would you also like a bottle?
And I DO wear a dunce cap, but I wear it IRONICALLY.
Cause I'm a genius, at least I don't masturbate chronically!
Star Wars and Star Trek? Well I'll admit I like those;
Until you ruined it! FYI, Bobafett blows!
F*CK others doing your dirty work!! You're wasting my time!
I'll rip C3PO apart one f*cking bolt at a time!
Are you comparing your dick to a wand? Newsflash: WANDS ARE FOR FAGS.
Plus the wand you're referencing is what, like two inches ling when it's not sagged?
I use my fists, b***h! I know how to fight like a real man!
Put Down your Star Trek dolls and Taste the back of my hand!
My crotch isn't vacant, my dick gets it's own apartment number!
What, don't believe me? Feel free to ask your mother.

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Sorry bro, but some of your lyrics were in the wring context,
Phasers set for taking down this pest,
Who incidentally called me the same name, coincidence much?
And, as stated before, you do have a vacant crotch,
You must be insane, the proof? There is none,
Which works when I'm logically using the Incompleteness Theorum,
Rotate your ass and suck like a Kerr black-hole,
Battling me must really take a toll,
I'll curl you over yourself just like the fifth dimension,
When I mention"georums" you get an erection,
Yeah, Al's my inspiration, but unlike you I can admit it,
My verse was HD, you're verse was only 16 bit!
How much data can you store in that vagina of yours?
Wands aint for fags if mine has a sperm core,
Which is just as well, for it does, no need to check,
You're mum did that for you, yeah I like Star Trek,
My figures are MINT, I'm more serious than you'll ever hope to be,
Picard grabbed your drugs and held you up against a tree,
I'm taking it easy on you, I know it's unethical to dis little girls,
My genius rhymes are enjoyed by the world,
You know, they believe my raps could unify physics,
I'll rip out your vocal chords witch the rest of my geeks,
Nerdy and proud! My midichlorans are off the scale,
I'm sorry to say but you look like some pygmy blue whale,
Did you fish your lyrics out the toilet or was that your face?
I'm respected, you've got the intelligence of a severely retarded, injured, insect,
Atleast I've got a crew member behind me, heck,
I could beat your ass all day, I might as well do it in Klingon,
And if you picked a fight with me in Minecraft I wouldn't give you time to respawn!
I'll destroy you like a Battle Drone,
Making an appearance on the Twilight Zone,
You'll soon discover my style is stationary,
I should be getting back to watching the Big Banf Theory,
Your ignorance is appaling, read back up and then atleast ATTEMPT to rap,
No need for this unacceptable sludge and pretending you're black,

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Hey LAWLzoR! It's nice to see you again!
P.s. I'm not married, but nice try, friend.
And you WANT me to suck you guys' dicks? You really ARE gay!
Well I don't play that way, so get your queer ass out of my way!
And saying I have no dick is just reverse psychology!
To get me to prove I have one by showing it, you see.
Well it won't work! So next time look for a dude you can buy!
And it's NEXT IF KIN, dip sh*t! Your grammar makes me sick, guy!
Oh man, I'm an idiot, I don't smoke OR drink.
And if that maKes me weak then so be it, I dont care what you think!
I comend GOB, at least kind of, even though he's a brony.
At least he could go five seconds without mentioning ponies!
Well Im gonna rest for now, I've got serious work to do.
I'll be back soon enough to keep trouncing you two!

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You're a criticising dumb a**, dip s**t
All you do in your spare time is scream "IT DOESN'T FIT!"
Dude, you got 2 against 1, with me having 2
and, you know what? SCREW YOU!
You say this is unfair? Remember, no rules
You and your rag tag team look like f**king fools
I'll delete you from this forum
and then I'll kill you with my thumb!
I'll make a Forum Army, thread after thread!
remember, I'm teamed up with 2 others, so if you talk again, YOU DEAD (SUCKA!!)
Who, again, are you? The guy with only ONE rap!
oh, and it's CRAP!
ErbohRenegade vs. LAWLzoR, God of Bronies, and ZoroarkPKMN!
now, I look at your rap, and I grin
Honestly, I can take you by myself, but it's nice to have company, oh, and FRIENDS!
I give your previous... whatever you call it, -10 out of 10
You just got to this forum, you're just learning the ropes
after this, all you'll have is hope
I'll kill off all of your memes
and your team
if you actually have one
oh, and, I'm not done
FU Guy said that after he saw me
Mi Gusta Guy? I already killed that meme
You're a Forever Alone Guy, a F.A.G.
that spells FAG, you hearin' me?
Wait.... you're still here?
what's that I see, a tear?
oh, and to your ponies remark: F**K YOU!
Come here, and eat some "SCREW YOU" stew
I've got Fluttershy here, to rap for me
You do know I don't rap for free!
I'm getting tired of rapping against you, but I won't stop until you fall
tell this to your family: F**K YOU ALL!

Fluttershy:
Um.. hi... I'm Fluttershy
you made... all of my... um... friends cry
that's not very nice of you... say your sorry
I didn't mean to interrupt... excuse me
I've been taking care of my forest friends....
this is where... it'll all end....
*closes eyes*
HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK OF RAPPING TO GOB OR LAWLzoR!
Dude, I thought your pass time was being a w***e
It wasn't? Then why'd I see you in a skirt on the street
and why were you yelling to Braeburn; "PLEASE!"
Celestia sent you to Ponyville, because you need to learn something about friendship
cause how you treat everyone is full of s**t
You LIKE playing the troll? That's nothing nice!
At the end, I'll be making your balls frozen in ice!
Not even Vader could stand up to me!
I'll make your face hit a tree
I stared down a Cockatrice!
that thing, if you look at it in the eye, turns people to stone, but I guess THIS challenge will suffice
See that? All of your memes are retreating
don't you think that means you should be leaving?
You'll be reading this Epic Rap Battle Novel
in that house of yours, your filthy f**king hovel
I'll leave with this to say
DON'T EVEN THINK OF RAPPING TO GOB, OR LAWLzoR, YOU GAY!

Hi! I'm here to say all of you are lame.
Yeah, that's about it. Also, The Game.

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Originally Posted by twinwoodsman

Hi! I'm here to say all of you are lame.
Yeah, that's about it. Also, The Game.

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WHAT THE F**KING BULL S**T WAS F**KING THAT?
When I upload your account I get so much lag!
Because you SUCK, a rat's balls can rap better than you
Up your a** is where I'll leave my shoe
Pinkie Pie will bake you into a cupcake, and I'll eat your rap up
Shouldn't you get back to watching 2 girls 1 cup?

Now, im gonna ignore your f*ck-@ss name
And im gonna warn ya that my rap skills are insane
You cant even write a rap, your a phony
I may be new, but im not a gay @ss My Little Pony
Sorry, didnt mean to bluntly point out your gay
Ands what wrong with ur multicolored hair, your look like a character from a Japanese anime!


Just kidding!

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Originally Posted by BobbyBobber

Now, im gonna ignore your f*ck-@ss name
And im gonna warn ya that my rap skills are insane
You cant even write a rap, your a phony
I may be new, but im not a gay @ss My Little Pony
Sorry, didnt mean to bluntly point out your gay
Ands what wrong with ur multicolored hair, your look like a character from a Japanese anime!


Just kidding!

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Here's the thing, that's not me
You know what I'll shove up your a**? YOUR OWN F**KING KNEE!
Surprise surprise, you're not the first one to make fun of bronies
You just got here! and you dare call me a phony?
You are insane! Insanely idiotic
You actually find these ponies erotic?
I've told everyone before, and i'll say it again, I might as well
I never give up without a fight, so GO TO H*LL!

(by the way, you don't need to say Just Kidding, this is a thread made for serious raps, or just plain rapping at each other, of coarse we all joke around.... or do we? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Dear ErbohRenegade: