You vs The Person Above

LAWLzoR, You claim that Renegade has nobody to back him up!
Hah! Well he wouldn't need it anyways, cuz unlike YOU, HE doesn't suck!
Making vagina jokes? That is SO 6th grade!
I'll make sure that your b**** pinkie pie bakes YOUR ass into a cupcake!
You need so many words to get your point across, eh?!
I only have ONE to say to YOUR whack ass raps: LAME.
So get off this forum before you get everyone infected!
Your idiotic style is contageous, you've clearly been rejected!
Now just TRY and get back at me, I won't be scared of your sorry rhymes,
You can attempt all you want, you'll just get your ass kicked everytime!

Here to officially say picture raping is acceptable :boxing:
No nudity allowed :fyi: Sensor everything!

http://i41.tinypic.com/6f13za.jpg

Hah! you hippocrite, how are you even sure I'm a guy!
And epic is in YOUR name as well, FYI!
Picture rapping? A gay idea created by a pony lover!
Go ahead and indulge yourself, you stupid motherf******.

Pancakes aren't epic, let me describe how they taste
It's like eating a bunch of generic cheap tooth paste
Waffles bitch, that's what everyone will agree
BTW, I know you stalk my mom on eHarmony
I'm on my third rhyme, you can only come up with two
I'll drop kick you in the throat, and it's true
You think you're epic, but I got bored quick
Rapping against you is easier than making fun of the size of Hitler's dick

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Originally Posted by EpicPancakes

Hah! you hippocrite, how are you even sure I'm a guy!
And epic is in YOUR name as well, FYI!
Picture rapping? A gay idea created by a pony lover!
Go ahead and indulge yourself, you stupid motherf******.

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This will probably be the shortest verse I write,
But as Triangles stated, pancakes are shite,
Bronies can make pics and love ponies you discriminating asshole,
Looks like us bronies must get passed another troll,

Dearrr Triangles....


Stalking your mom? Sorry, I'm not a lesbian!
That's more than I can say for your ugly ass sister, friend!
YOUR name ain't so epic,
infact, it's quite pathetic!
Next time, try and come up with something a little less...GEOMETRIC.
I'll kick your sorry ass of this forum, it's quite clear you don't belong!
Go join those gay ass bronies, I'm sure you boys will get along.

Triangles, dude, we really need to talk.
How exactly do you know the size of Hitler's cock?
Scratch that, I don't want to know. I'm afraid to find out.
Your lustful nights with Adolf is something nobody should have to hear about!
I truly do apologize if he couldnt satisfy your needs,
But keep your bitterness off of this forum, man, please!
I'll roundhouse kick you in the heart, tougher than a drop kick to the throat,
It's raining truth in here so I hope you brought a coat!
That truth is this: You're a wannabe with no respect.
And if you keep pretending to be tough, then you're bound to get wrecked!
So sit down and listen closely, you Jew hating f*ck:
If it's victory you want, I have it, these punk-ass bitches are out if luck.

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Originally Posted by EpicPancakes

LAWLzoR, You claim that Renegade has nobody to back him up!
Hah! Well he wouldn't need it anyways, cuz unlike YOU, HE doesn't suck!
Making vagina jokes? That is SO 6th grade!
I'll make sure that your b**** pinkie pie bakes YOUR ass into a cupcake!
You need so many words to get your point across, eh?!
I only have ONE to say to YOUR whack ass raps: LAME.
So get off this forum before you get everyone infected!
Your idiotic style is contageous, you've clearly been rejected!
Now just TRY and get back at me, I won't be scared of your sorry rhymes,
You can attempt all you want, you'll just get your ass kicked everytime!

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You won't be so scared? I'LL COME FOR YOUR A** LIKE MICHAEL MYERS!
You look like people from "B***hes for hire!"
He doesn't need someone to back him up? Why are you here?
Did he send you out of fear?
Twilight will cast a spell to make you *POOF* BE GONE!
Are you ACTUALLY listening to yourself? People aren't so fond...
OF YOU! SCREW, AND F**K YOUR FAMILY!
I'll destroy your pancakes, and your meme
I'll cut you apart, and eat you for breakfast
I got ErbohRenegade, and i'll go after you next!
Pancakes? SERIOUSLY? Pinkie Pie has a more believable name than you
Dude, you're rapping against me! Now, YOU'RE F**KING SCREWED!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Triangles, dude, we really need to talk.
How exactly do you know the size of Hitler's cock?
Scratch that, I don't want to know. I'm afraid to find out.
Your lustful nights with Adolf is something nobody should have to hear about!
I truly do apologize if he couldnt satisfy your needs,
But keep your bitterness off of this forum, man, please!
I'll roundhouse kick you in the heart, tougher than a drop kick to the throat,
It's raining truth in here so I hope you brought a coat!
That truth is this: You're a wannabe with no respect.
And if you keep pretending to be tough, then you're bound to get wrecked!
So sit down and listen closely, you Jew hating f*ck:
If it's victory you want, I have it, these punk-ass bitches are out if luck.

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You're time is up, we've enjoyed your "rap",
But no more of this childish little crap,
We're being serious now, I mean Big Bang heat!
I'm a nice guy so I give you the chance to retreat,
I could have been your father but I was short on change,
Your mum gave me another chance, but the dog beat me up the stairs, pain,
You're nothing but Pancakes sheep! I'm the big bad wolf,
Gonna eat you up in one gulp,
And you crack those sex jokes so much, how old are you?
Upon the Voyager I'll take out you and your crew,
Ponies are epic, do I need to say it again?
You're more overrated than Final Fantasy VII!
Noob! I bet I make a better Starcraft general,
You can't escape me and my omnipresent tendrils,
Of humiliation, yours that is, get worked,
And no, I don't have a thing for Kirk,
I'm asexual, virgins rock,
I'm getting pretty bored so I have to ask, Spock?

Spock:
GOB has already schooled your sorry ass so there is no need to replicate
His superb rapping here, I hope you know the stakes,
Calm down, there's really no need to cry,
Let us see how you fare against Pinkie Pie,

Pinkie Pie:
Oooh! Hasn't anyone ever told you not to mess with the Pink?
Not trying to be rude but you really do stink,
Normally I'd say we gotta share and care,
But when up against you Fluttershy'd use the stare,
Gummy will bite off your penis,
Which is shaped nothing like the body of the woman from Ven-

Spock:
Sorry Pinkie Pie, I'm going to have to cut you off,

Pinkie:
Wha?

Spock:
Renegade's going to get a visit from Master Yoda,

Yoda:
I sense in you much fear, when you call GOB queer,
Creativity you don't have, chav, stay clear,

Pinkie:
You say he has insecurities to hide, since when?
You're the one who recycles the same insults over and over again,
Sorry to say, you'll forever be a loner,
I even gave Rainbow a boner-

GOB:
(Talking) OMG you're a spy!
That's enough homies, they're only HALF of my crew,
You'll meet the rest soon enough, won't you?

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Originally Posted by ERBoH

Here to officially say picture raping is acceptable :boxing:
No nudity allowed :fyi: Sensor everything!

http://i41.tinypic.com/6f13za.jpg

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PICTURE RAPING? WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Triangles, dude, we really need to talk.
How exactly do you know the size of Hitler's cock?
Scratch that, I don't want to know. I'm afraid to find out.
Your lustful nights with Adolf is something nobody should have to hear about!
I truly do apologize if he couldnt satisfy your needs,
But keep your bitterness off of this forum, man, please!
I'll roundhouse kick you in the heart, tougher than a drop kick to the throat,
It's raining truth in here so I hope you brought a coat!
That truth is this: You're a wannabe with no respect.
And if you keep pretending to be tough, then you're bound to get wrecked!
So sit down and listen closely, you Jew hating f*ck:
If it's victory you want, I have it, these punk-ass bitches are out if luck.

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Why, someone doesn't have a very clean mouth
Learn from Chuck Norris: You can't do a roundhouse
Congrats... you rapping against a geometric shape defined by it's angles, and congruent sides
You can't rap against MY great mind
Stop revolving around Hitler, and get a new topic
I'll blow your mind with a rocket
Interpret that last line anyway you want
My raps are F**KING GODS! Compared to your taunt
It's a tag team, EP and ER vs. LAWL and GOB!
But you couldn't even rap against 1 person: ME!
Just wait until Nice Peter sees this, he'll pity you to NO END
Oh, and one last thing: FLUTTERSHY WILL MAKE YOU BEND!

When LAWLzoR steps up, I can't help but laugh.
He doesn't even realize how bad I'm beating his ass!
I'm not directing this at him because he doesn't deserve my time.
He won't even take a few minutes to spit a decent rhyme!
Speaking of which, his lyrics seem to upset my gut,
Because when HE spits rhymes, it seems more like he's spitting UP!
He says I revolve around Hitler, but the guy is a Hippocrite.
All he does is ramble on about that gay ass pony Sh*t!
Ponies, Kirk, and Yoda? Anyone can hide behind others.
Want me to prove it's easy? Look here and listen to my brothers.

Shakespeare:
Youtrytomesswithmyboyrenegadebutyoubettermovealong chap
I'llrollyouuplightyouandsmokeyouasifyouwereabluntw rap
ListenhereladIhavealessonforyou
RenegadecrushedEpicPlayerxandhe'llcrushyoutoo!

What's wrong, man? You're not satisfied?
I'll give you one more, but then I really gotta fly.

Ezio Auditore:
Nothing is true; All is permitted.
You are nothing but a jester, it's about time you get fitted
For your tights and cap, just leave battling to a real man
Like Renegade. Just TRY to battle him. We'll see if you can.
Merde! You're insane! You still want to face him?
Have it your way, you cazzo, your future is dim.
Resqueiscate en pache, you horse loving creep;
Just lie down, close your eyes, and go the f*ck To sleep.

Do you see now? using friends isn't hard!
Let's fight like REAL men, not like spineless retards!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

When LAWLzoR steps up, I can't help but laugh.
He doesn't even realize how bad I'm beating his ass!
I'm not directing this at him because he doesn't deserve my time.
He won't even take a few minutes to spit a decent rhyme!
Speaking of which, his lyrics seem to upset my gut,
Because when HE spits rhymes, it seems more like he's spitting UP!
He says I revolve around Hitler, but the guy is a Hippocrite.
All he does is ramble on about that gay ass pony Sh*t!
Ponies, Kirk, and Yoda? Anyone can hide behind others.
Want me to prove it's easy? Look here and listen to my brothers.

Shakespeare:
Youtrytomesswithmyboyrenegadebutyoubettermovealong chap
I'llrollyouuplightyouandsmokeyouasifyouwereabluntw rap
ListenhereladIhavealessonforyou
RenegadecrushedEpicPlayerxandhe'llcrushyoutoo!

What's wrong, man? You're not satisfied?
I'll give you one more, but then I really gotta fly.

Ezio Auditore:
Nothing is true; All is permitted.
You are nothing but a jester, it's about time you get fitted
For your tights and cap, just leave battling to a real man
Like Renegade. Just TRY to battle him. We'll see if you can.
Merde! You're insane! You still want to face him?
Have it your way, you cazzo, your future is dim.
Resqueiscate en pache, you horse loving creep;
Just lie down, close your eyes, and go the f*ck To sleep.

Do you see now? using friends isn't hard!
Let's fight like REAL men, not like spineless retards!

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Nice grammar to thee NOT, and ye doth know NOT of Shakespeare
He'll, without doubt, switcheth to the good side, and beateth thy rear.
I hath read at least MOST of Shakespeare's plays
All ye hath done? All ye hast done is observe Billy Mays!
Canst thou speaketh Old English not?
I am going to, how ye might sayeth: DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!
Ye sayeth I, and GOB hideth behind favorable personas, but what about your Shakespeare and Ezio?
I shalt blow thee away by thy torpedo!
If ye art going to speaketh Old English, at least slightly RESEMBLETH thy language
I'll perform 3rd degree Strangledge!
I hath practically INVENTED thy fame
without thy, methinks not a one may know thy name!

I've just rapped against you OLD SCHOOL
Look at your raps! They're practically a tool!
You say MY rhymes suck? all you have are 2
I include this in my rap: F**K YOU!
Didyoujustreallyaddthewordstogetherlikethisformat?
I'll beat your head in with Scout's Bat!
BTW, Scout in NOT a ponie
...omg, I'm not being brony!
but then again, you're not even comparable to my rapping techniques
When ever you get raped, lets just say Fluttershy makes less squeaks
How many times do I have to rap against you for you get the message?
Dude! You're rhymes aren't even passive aggressive!
Hint hint ErbohRenegade! Your raps are wearing thin!
While I can rap hours upon hours on in!
Why don't you get even more oldies to rap for ya!
Hear that? that's ALL your memes calling for their mamas!
I've read King Lear, Romeo and Juliet, and even The Twelfth Night!
I'll leave you like MacBeth: Full of fright!
You're making Much Ado About Nothing!
Wait, you're trying to tell me something?
I'll send you away like Prospero in the Tempest
You can't rap against me, I'M THE BEST OF THE BEST!

Best of the Best? More like pest of the rest! So listen here you pony loving cunt, To me your just a runt! Your obviously just a Shakespeare wannabe! Ill beat you so bad i bet your already feeling agony! You Bitch! Ill leave you crying in a ditch! After this you'll just be another pussy ass ****** who tried to step up on SuperRapz dick!

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Originally Posted by SuperRapz

Best of the Best? More like pest of the rest! So listen here you pony loving c**t, To me your just a runt! Your obviously just a Shakespeare wannabe! Ill beat you so bad i bet your already feeling agony! You b***h! Ill leave you crying in a ditch! After this you'll just be another p***y ass ****** who tried to step up on SuperRapz dick!

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Even if I wanted to, I couldn't step on it
cause, you know, you can't destroy something that doesn't exist
Dude, to you know who you're talking to?
You couldn't rap against me! and that goes for the rest of you
If you have a problem with Shakespeare, you can just suck his d**k!
You're pile of s**t, with a techno twist!
Go back to watching Star Wars!
With the rest of your w***es!
You never write a rap in paragraph format
Cause it just looks terrible like that
You just got on this forum, you think you can beat me?
I'll hit your head like a Golf Club hitting a Golf Tee
speaking of hitting, I've been raping your mother
because everyone knows she's a paid f**ker!
How were you born? It's easy to explain
Your father had the exact amount of change!
Now listen here, and I won't say it again
RAP AGAINST ME AGAIN, AND YOU'RE DEAD!

Back up, motherf*cker, SuperRapz is my newest homie!
After all, he's smart enough to step to you and your ponies!
Because you're nothing. You ARE a Shakespeare wannabe.
You have to troll up on others because you're a worthless nobody!
And there! You just admitted it! You have to pay to get laid!
Real men get it with permission, I guess you'll have to cry in shame!
And in case you looked away for a minute, Shakepeare is dead, mac!
But I'd assume you dont care, you're probably a necrophiliac!
So just take a step back, before you step to us.
I'm a REAL man, so f*ck Romeo! Unlike him, I choose love over lust!

ErbohRenegade
what a nice name
im so glad you weren't afraid
about battling my new friend
LawlzoR once again

LawlzoR is so spectacular!
now let's see how you put up with Count Dracula

Dracula:

HAHAHA YOU SUCK MORE THAN I DO
i'll punch two holes in your neck
i wouldn't even waste my energy to suck you
i think i'll kick,punch and drink my way up
because to me you're blood is like S-T-U-PID
Only it's Positive
you got less I.Q than Johnny F*cking Bravo
let's see what you come up with
or are you scared to try
because you figured out
you are a worthless little FLY!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Back up, motherf*cker, SuperRapz is my newest homie!
After all, he's smart enough to step to you and your ponies!
Because you're nothing. You ARE a Shakespeare wannabe.
You have to troll up on others because you're a worthless nobody!
And there! You just admitted it! You have to pay to get laid!
Real men get it with permission, I guess you'll have to cry in shame!
And in case you looked away for a minute, Shakepeare is dead, mac!
But I'd assume you dont care, you're probably a necrophiliac!
So just take a step back, before you step to us.
I'm a REAL man, so f*ck Romeo! Unlike him, I choose love over lust!

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You WISH you could speak Old English
But it seems you have a "I want more" Fetish
Interpret that anyway you'd like
Dude, you're so bad, you short fused the mic!
YelllowNerd, thanks.... but I don't know you
ErbohRenegade, in rapping, you don't have a clue
You're a Scitsaphrinic-Canabalistic-Bestalitistic-Necrophiliac!
Do I need to explain what that means, MAC!
With Twilight's and Prospero's magic combined
They're about to blow you're f**king mind!
MacBeth will put his sword right through ya
Now why don't you just TROLOLO back to your mama!
so you ARE gay, you said "...f**k Romeo!"
Dude, i'll f**king KILL your homie, OH!!
Tybalt will put a plague upon thy house
but we don't need to, because you're as defenseless as a mouse!
I paid for her, I was doing community service!
Because who likes trash on the streets among us?
"You're going down!" you might say
Yeah, IN HISTORY maybe! okay?
Didn't i already kill off your f**king memes?
because they can't fight against me!
You can suck Shakespeare's d**k if don't get my references
You need to read his plays, I intend
Pinkie Pie will throw more than a party AT you
You're rhymes aren't new....
Spike will have some peanuts (yours!) roasting on an open fire
Dude, aren't you getting tired?
You're the most f**king persistent opponent I've ALREADY beaten
You know how many of your rhymes I've eaten?
I'll eat EpicPancakes up for my breakfast
How can you even COMPARE to this text?

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

When LAWLzoR steps up, I can't help but laugh.
He doesn't even realize how bad I'm beating his ass!
I'm not directing this at him because he doesn't deserve my time.
He won't even take a few minutes to spit a decent rhyme!
Speaking of which, his lyrics seem to upset my gut,
Because when HE spits rhymes, it seems more like he's spitting UP!
He says I revolve around Hitler, but the guy is a Hippocrite.
All he does is ramble on about that gay ass pony Sh*t!
Ponies, Kirk, and Yoda? Anyone can hide behind others.
Want me to prove it's easy? Look here and listen to my brothers.

Shakespeare:
Youtrytomesswithmyboyrenegadebutyoubettermovealong chap
I'llrollyouuplightyouandsmokeyouasifyouwereabluntw rap
ListenhereladIhavealessonforyou
RenegadecrushedEpicPlayerxandhe'llcrushyoutoo!

What's wrong, man? You're not satisfied?
I'll give you one more, but then I really gotta fly.

Ezio Auditore:
Nothing is true; All is permitted.
You are nothing but a jester, it's about time you get fitted
For your tights and cap, just leave battling to a real man
Like Renegade. Just TRY to battle him. We'll see if you can.
Merde! You're insane! You still want to face him?
Have it your way, you cazzo, your future is dim.
Resqueiscate en pache, you horse loving creep;
Just lie down, close your eyes, and go the f*ck To sleep.

Do you see now? using friends isn't hard!
Let's fight like REAL men, not like spineless retards!

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So...
Speaking Old English suddenly means you wanna be Shakespeare?
Maybe you want to go a little light on the beer,
Hath thou had enough of intelligent rhymes?
Brony raps are sublime,
You hide behind Shakespeare, knowing next to nothing about him,
Where as I actually have knowledge about Jim,
You call me a hippocrite, was that supposed to offend?
Atleast LAWLzor, my friend
Can actually rap, unlike your "homies",
Didn't your mama tell you never to battle bronies?
You realy wanna meet the rest of mine and LAWL's team,
Shakespeare's with us, him with you? Pfft, in your dreams,
The best you could do is say that we're "spitting UP",
Son, there's a world outside 2 Girls 1 Cup,
YOUR rap sounds like Katy Perry being gurgled by a dead rat, covered in your jizz,
We even know where the hell Matt is!
You consider yourself a threat, only to our health,
You say you crushed EpicPlayerx...Pinkie, get the belt,
I actually have the skill and patience to write a novel,
I feel kinda foolish insulting a shovel,
I'm a level 80 in WoW, beat that nerd,
You look like Pancake's turd, word,
Like Scootaloo :chicken: you'd do anything for Rainbow Dash,
I think I saw you raking through :mrt:'s trash
Trying to find some new lyrics, I'm getting pretty bored,
I'll end it hear, you are the spineless retard,

Sh*t, GOB, is it really true?
Your sorry ass is out of raps and you don't know what to do?
Well that's to bad, because I've still got plenty of Ammunition.
I take care of things myself, what would YOU use? A petition?
And check out my profile, I'm really writing a novel, bitch!
So stop pretending to be a writer, you could die in a ditch,
For all I care! ... But a ditch is too good for you.
And pay more attention, or you'd know I don't drink, dude!
Maybe you have a guilty conscience? Maybe you're a relentless drunk?
Get some help, my brony friend.You need it. I don't care if you're a punk.
Wait, hold on a second... A level 80 in WOW?
....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Any respect I had for you, I officially lost it, now!
Your buddy seems to be running low on gas,
Because he had to use MY verse to rhyme Mac with necrophiliac!
And congrats! You added another nerd to your team!
And shut the f*ck up, you've talked enough about memes!
I'm a geek, man! So you better be afraid!
And FYI, a geek is a nerd who gets laid!
And I AM Schizophrenic, even though LAWLzoR can't spell it!
And the voice in my head insists that I kick your ass, even though you're already defeated!
You're in denial. This battle was won yesterday,
By ErnohRenegade, SuperRapz, and EpicPancakes!

So your supposed to be a god yet you can't even rhyme! There's the buzzer i think that your all outta time! Renegade and I will show what I think, to throw you out this forum and tell that you stink! Your just little Spike a baby dragon lost in ponies, lost your nuts and that makes you a bronie? If that's what it takes then you can officially count me out, let's see how you like this cupcake up your snout. Forget pinkie I'm the new cupcake murder! If you love her so much go fuckin elope with her! If friendship is magic, why's no one helping you? LAWLzor doesn't count cause, he's a ****** too. I'll beat both of you with one hand, and that's no lie. You won't be smiling so big when I blow equestria sky high!

Dear Renegade:

it's too bad that you f**ks can't spell TOO BAD
Dude, even in real life you give everyone lag,
YOU FAG
Level 80 in WOW? You just lost everyone's respect
Just because you have no life isn't a very good aspect
Game f**king over b***h! You've just lost all of your lives
and all of your w***ish wives!
The voices are telling you something
"YOU'RE F**KING NOTHING!!!"
It took 3 of your "men" to come up with an adequate rhyme?
It's even good, not any time!
I'm writing a book too, just not here
because I'm not a fame hog OH WAIT, I kinda am, you queer!

Dear hatori arashi
How do you know so much about MLP?
You looked it up? Such a pity
It takes 4 to rap against 2?
We are going to f**k you!
Spike will have your chestnuts roasting on an open fire
You "B***h for hire"!
You can suck my sherikens!
You can't even call yourselves Men
without lying
I'll leave your computers FRYING!
Why don't you go bucking on Braeburn's d**k
You ugly a** pr*cks!
Imma fly, the best flyer out of Cloudsdale
After this, all of your mamas will end up pale!
Everyone knows I don't give up without a fight, so are you even trying?
Wait... have you f**ks been crying?

Dear all of you f**ks:
Pinkie Pie isn't psycho, everyone just thinks she is
and plus, ONCE you just have to take a look, and at the ponies you jizz!
Never write a rap like that Haratio, I mean, Hatori
because it looks REALLY un-neat
Plus, lemme let you in a secret, You f**ks f**king suck
But everyone knows that, S**T, YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK!
If you guys have a problem, you can suck my d**k!
You're just waiting for something thick
Don't even try to make a joke about that
Because, towards guys, at least i don't fap
Just one lesson to all of those who go against GOB and LAWL
Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash will have you b***hes against the wall!

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Sh*t, GOB, is it really true?
Your sorry ass is out of raps and you don't know what to do?
Well that's to bad, because I've still got plenty of Ammunition.
I take care of things myself, what would YOU use? A petition?
And check out my profile, I'm really writing a novel, b***h!
So stop pretending to be a writer, you could die in a ditch,
For all I care! ... But a ditch is too good for you.
And pay more attention, or you'd know I don't drink, dude!
Maybe you have a guilty conscience? Maybe you're a relentless drunk?
Get some help, my brony friend.You need it. I don't care if you're a punk.
Wait, hold on a second... A level 80 in WOW?
....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Any respect I had for you, I officially lost it, now!
Your buddy seems to be running low on gas,
Because he had to use MY verse to rhyme Mac with necrophiliac!
And congrats! You added another nerd to your team!
And shut the f*ck up, you've talked enough about memes!
I'm a geek, man! So you better be afraid!
And FYI, a geek is a nerd who gets laid!
And I AM Schizophrenic, even though LAWLzoR can't spell it!
And the voice in my head insists that I kick your ass, even though you're already defeated!
You're in denial. This battle was won yesterday,
By ErnohRenegade, SuperRapz, and EpicPancakes!

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You think claiming you're mentally ill will make me show sympathy?
Bitch, you haven't even HEARD inasanity,
I wouldn't even like to get laid, I'm asexual, GAWSH,
But I DO have a life outside of Kool Aid and Smosh,
I'm competing in NanoWriMo, I'm a better writer than you could ever hope to be,
Try being a bit more creative, Renny,
Wow, three people against us, that's REALLY intimidating,
Sarcasm, bitch, you should go back to training,
Sister, your rap is less respectable than Pancakes',
Everyone already knows that you're fake,
And why should I be afraid of you? Reality check,
So what if I'm into ponies and Star Trek?
You want to see how long my works can get?
After reading through your "dises", that's why you would never qualify to be my pet,
I think your period blood is making me have a seizure,
I've left battles more marble than Rome after Augustus Caesar,
Yeah, I admit, grammar was a little off,
But the best of all writers can break all rules, doc,
Spock, so kindly beam me away from this creep,
"You're in denial. This battle was won yesterday," so deep,
I'm head of the Mathletes, watch your way,
And I can't see how you'd ever get laid,
I wouldn't stoop to your level, pervert, watching to see if you drink,
I've never been drunk before, you really stink,
Put a little thought into your lines,
I'm so badass I turned your blood into wine
After I spilled it and then spilled the wine and got your crownies to lick it up,
I'll get my gang, load 'em in the back of my truck,
I won Russian roulette with a pistol, I dismiss your trash,
Grab your lyrics, stick them up SuperRapz ass,
LAWL ain't running outta rhymes, he's testing you,
You've got as much swag as a gothic Pikachu,
Or a Sonic recolour, do you know what geeks are?
Look them up, they don't match your description, fucktard,
Are you high or something? When you're on the net you should be supervised,
Persistent you are, how many times have you tried
To take me and LAWL down and failed miserably?
I'm not even counting. Turn and flee,
You lost since LAWL rapped his first word against you,
I'll beat you until your face turns blue,
I'm the magical bookworm, how many digits of pi do you know?
Gonna make up a number? That's sad, mofo,
I consider you practice for a real challenge,
You sound like you have Tourette's my friend,
I await your response, it will be most gratifying to read,
Don't look now but you're starting to bleed,

Mentally I'll? F*ck that! I never said it was an ilness!
Schizophrenia is a blessing, I don't want sympathy, b*tch!
Youre kidding right? Do you WANA see , you pony loving dick?
F*ck b*tch f*ck dick sh*t f*ckig cl*t lick!
And it's not fault people WANT to back me up,
I don't control them, sh*t, man, f*ck!
And what are you so pissy about? Oh that's right, I remember.
One of YOUR own is on MY side, so you're about to be dismembered!
See, he's one of the original bronies, he goes all out,
But Im willing to work with him if he's against you clowns!
And hold on LAWLzoR, you really plan on f*cking us?
F*ck that! Were not gay like you, so we'll beat the sh*t out of you if we must!
And really, man? I told you I don't have a wife.
So now you're saying Innacurate things just because they rhyme?
P.s. Check the past verses, I've never Played WOW!
that's GOB who's a level 80, so you're dissin HIM now.
And you know what, GOB, it does seem I'm starting to bleed...
But those are battle wounds, motherf*cker, And I bleed victory.

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Mentally I'll? F*ck that! I never said it was an ilness!
Schizophrenia is a blessing, I don't want sympathy, b*tch!
Youre kidding right? Do you WANA see , you pony loving dick?
F*ck b*tch f*ck dick sh*t f*ckig cl*t lick!
And it's not fault people WANT to back me up,
I don't control them, sh*t, man, f*ck!
And what are you so pissy about? Oh that's right, I remember.
One of YOUR own is on MY side, so you're about to be dismembered!
See, he's one of the original bronies, he goes all out,
But Im willing to work with him if he's against you clowns!
And hold on LAWLzoR, you really plan on f*cking us?
F*ck that! Were not gay like you, so we'll beat the sh*t out of you if we must!
And really, man? I told you I don't have a wife.
So now you're saying Innacurate things just because they rhyme?
P.s. Check the past verses, I've never Played WOW!
that's GOB who's a level 80, so you're dissin HIM now.
And you know what, GOB, it does seem I'm starting to bleed...
But those are battle wounds, motherf*cker, And I bleed victory.

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(as said on ERBoH#8)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA COME ON!
Your bunny a** about to feel the wrath of LAWL
Every time I see your raps, I just laugh
Because not even your little friends could match up, not by one half
And speaking of unrealistic, just saying your name is a myth
But, you're f**king persistent, i admit
Sorry GOB, I never meant to harm you
But seriously Renegade, you're about to get screwed
Which one of your friends are bronies? THAT'S RIGHT ALL OF THEM
Hold on, let me clear my throat, ahem
You're just another kid on the block
You're just as annoying as typing a password on caps lock!
I'll beat your head with a rock
You act, and are a cock!
You may not have a wife, but I don't need 4 people to destroy 2
So you know what? SCREW YOU
Pinkie Pie will murder all of your friends, that includes the brony
Man, your sister is as easy as macaroni
Can you speak German, DUMMKOPF?
Or are you going to speak Klingon
No offense GOB, but I'm not fond of Star Trek,
but i will say, that Renegade's mercenaries are a wreck
Wie kommst du? Du kommst aus Hölle!
You look like a freak from circ de soleil!
I'll shove my foot, and a dagger up your a**
I'd rather watch someone make Molasses
You so ugly, you turn a f**king Cockatuce to stone
You need a collar, cause b***h, YOU'RE GETTING OWNED!
Schizophrenia? That's no gift, let alone something to defend
You have voices in your head because you have no friends!

(As said on ERBOH 6)
I would smack you, but in California, we don't hit little kids
And I'm glad i'm here, so i can go and watch my vids
There's a crowd of 50 waiting to hear my calculations
They're also good ushers, they'll lead you to damnation!

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Originally Posted by manoman33

(As said on ERBOH 6)
I would smack you, but in California, we don't hit little kids
And I'm glad i'm here, so i can go and watch my vids
There's a crowd of 50 waiting to hear my calculations
They're also good ushers, they'll lead you to damnation!

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You just completely ripped off the structure from #6
But seriously, it sounds like your rhymes are deathly sick! (not the good way)
You want top battle me? Get to the back of the f**king mister
oh, btw, I've been doing your sister

I hate to embarrass you, but your rhymes are a little stale
The only thing I'm LAWL'ing at here is your huge epic fail
It would be cool if you were a little less gay, and knew how to rhyme
As kassem G would say, Try Harder Next Time

Schizophrenia can't be helped, in case you're unaware.
And I have all the friends I need, so I'm far from scared!
And you think you're special because you speak German, dude?
Well you know what? I've got a bit for you!
Ich bin eine kampfmaschine!
Like that? Cause it's true. You're as intimidating ad thumbaliba!
And guess what? My sister is 12! Who the hell do you think you are?
Back the f*ck off, pedophile, some things are just going too far!
I was considering letting up, but now those times are long gone.
I'm all in, motherf*cker you're worth less than the gravel my dog sh*ts on.

It's time for me to break away and be a god amongst men! 4 against 2 you wish, I'll he the only one beaten yOu then! I'm not saying you suck just saying I need to win...
SIG HEIL!!!! Oops there's Hitler again, put a bullet in his ass so I can start whipping his kin, you.

I hate gods, you just another one. I'll send your brines to an apocalypse and block out your sun. With no light you can't fight! Nite night! Ceased last time I checked didn't make it. "E tu Brute?!" Death from my blade comes faster than you say "shit"

Nice to meet you, and welcome to the forum.
Maybe next time try not rapping in paragraph form?
God amongst men...
Here we go again
Another nub with a complex
E R B O H . com
Turning into the forum for rejects.

just kidding of course! :p I'm glad to see we're getting some new members :)

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Originally Posted by ErbohRenegade

Schizophrenia can't be helped, in case you're unaware.
And I have all the friends I need, so I'm far from scared!
And you think you're special because you speak German, dude?
Well you know what? I've got a bit for you!
Ich bin eine kampfmaschine!
Like that? Cause it's true. You're as intimidating ad thumbaliba!
And guess what? My sister is 12! Who the hell do you think you are?
Back the f*ck off, pedophile, some things are just going too far!
I was considering letting up, but now those times are long gone.
I'm all in, motherf*cker you're worth less than the gravel my dog sh*ts on.

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Great, you think that you're special for speaking auf Deutsch?
Oh great, another person against me, Oy
Listen, you, and ERBoH can't rap, so just run away
maybe some other day
okay?
Kassem G may come down and tell me to do better, but he'll smack YOU around
You no good, half a**ed clowns!
Even the admin was scared to step up at first
I'll drink both of your raps up, to quench my thirst
You can stay away from my family, there's no way you can get near us
I bet you committed to men many a times of lust
I know German, but I know it's no special ability
but forget it, you 2 can't rap against me!
Twilight will kick your a**, and R.D. will body slam you!
More than 1 person rapping against me? That's not new
I'm the Chuck Norris of FM ERBoH
but seriously guys, don't hate
I'll school you guys, then smack you into next week
What are you? Cause you sure aren't Alpha, you College Geek!
Renegade, you've already battled, and I've already won
But now, you guys make rapping no fun!
Wow, you 2 don't even have 3 good, not even decent raps
So i say, G'day old chaps
by old, i mean OLD
So much, you guys grow fur mold!
I've seen you hanging around my house, starring at my window
O_O You're as f**king scary as a black widow!
Just spell it with me, it's only 2 words
F-*-*-K Y-O-U, as in, I'll flip the bird
ERBoH, you're just ErbohRenegade's sidekick
You guys suck the life out of Pinkie Pie, like a little pr*cky tick
Horatio, if you're going to battle, you might want to spell check
"I'll he...", "... your brines..."? What the heck
I don't care what your name is, and what I'm try to say, YOU SUCK
I don't even need to tell anyone that, you f**k!
SIG HEIL MY A**! You stereotypic b****d
GOB is the Hit-Man Pasture!
it's "Et tu, Brute?" Start reading some Shakespeare
Before i impale you with fear!

-________-
Another epic poem to read through
Aren't you supposed to rap against "the person above" you?

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Originally Posted by ERBoH

-________-
Another epic poem to read through
Aren't you supposed to rap against "the person above" you?

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Oh GREAT! The admin police telling me what to do
Dude i just Epic Rap Pwned you!
You know what ERBoH? You're about to get screwed!
Cause when it comes to rapping against me, it's like rapping against 2!

Rapping against 2?
Dude, Your rhymes smell like Poo!
Here we go again, You filthy Jew!
Last time we met, You Blew Renegades dick!
My Rhymes Are Slick!
So hop of ERBoH'S Dick And Battle!

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Originally Posted by SuperRapz

Rapping against 2?
Dude, Your rhymes smell like Poo!
Here we go again, You filthy Jew!
Last time we met, You Blew Renegades dick!
My Rhymes Are Slick!
So hop of ERBoH'S Dick And Battle!

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You.... you f**king racist mechanical disaster
You're rhymes aren't worth HALF of mine, you b*****d!
Since when was being Jewish a bad thing? Or where you just trying to yell out a random religion
You carry horrible crap like a New York pigeon!
Hey Vader, you can just go Apple Bucking on my apples
Your teams is a whole bunch of cripples
I'll tear off your helmet, and let you suficate, you f**king monster!
My rhymes are worth twice of that of lobster!
Didn't Skywalker blow up your ball?
You just had one right? That's all
I'll slaughter all of your Stormtroopers!
You look like one of Bender's Bloopers!

You And your stupid fucking ponies are boring me to death!
Almost as much as that awful play Macbeth!
You seem like a guy that smokes ass loads of meth!
This battle just entered SUDDEN DEATH!
Prepare to feel my Wrath!
Ill chop you in Half like a Lath!
Let me guide you down the Path To the Guild of SuperRapz!

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Originally Posted by SuperRapz

You And your stupid fucking ponies are boring me to death!
Almost as much as that awful play Macbeth!
You seem like a guy that smokes ass loads of meth!
This battle just entered SUDDEN DEATH!
Prepare to feel my Wrath!
Ill chop you in Half like a Lath!
Let me guide you down the Path To the Guild of SuperRapz!

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More like the lollipop guild!
Actually good at rapping: the skill you need to build
Sudden Death my a**, you just lost
when someone battles me, a loss is everyone's cost
i beat GOB, Pancakes, Renegade, BSB, and Horatio
Listening to you? I'd rather drink poison like Romeo!
That's right Renegade, we all knew from the beginning
that your empire had it's ending
I'll force you away Vader
See you later!

CROSSOVER COMBONATION!
Superrapz just leave these thugs to me!
Lawlzor:
It's all over for you.
Your "God" is gone.
So You can call me the "Don."

There's no sidekicks in this game of war,
I'm ready for ya, so whatcha waitin for?!
I'll dodge your first blow and hit you with my next,
Man doesn't look like you can even text.
I want to say can't we be friends?
I'll slide my blade down your throat and make this all end.

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Originally Posted by HatoriArashi

CROSSOVER COMBONATION!
Superrapz just leave these thugs to me!
Lawlzor:
It's all over for you.
Your "God" is gone.
So You can call me the "Don."

There's no sidekicks in this game of war,
I'm ready for ya, so whatcha waitin for?!
I'll dodge your first blow and hit you with my next,
Man doesn't look like you can even text.
I want to say can't we be friends?
I'll slide my blade down your throat and make this all end.

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You can suck my shurikens, and my blade
Dude, your ninja a** THINKS you've got it made
Why don't you hide from this rap
cause your last one was crap!
Renegade, you have a lot of ammunition
that you use for m*s*t*r*a*tion!
I know you guys are dead now
You're STILL alive? BUT HOW?
Applejack will kick your a** to the ground
Is that a piece of your s**t that I found?
Nope, false alarm, it's just your rap, although they look pretty much alike
dude, just give up the mic
Wait, you need take a brake from my raps vader? looks like the father needs a time out
so, what's that wrestling reference all about?