Lol. I'll check.Quote:
Originally Posted by GlisXor
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Lol. I'll check.Quote:
Originally Posted by GlisXor
Oh yea, I did on the last line xPQuote:
Originally Posted by GlisXor
the f**k you talking bout bitch,
he burned your ass real good!
so tuck your tail between your legs,
and run from his hood!
you call yourself beat,
that what daddy did to you?
well i get it now son,
cause id beat your ass too
no offense man, just takin part
The fuck you talking about? That bitch didn't burn meQuote:
Originally Posted by erblover21
He jumped into fire to avoid it, then he got herpes
My name is Beat as in music, you stupid little prick
Who would name themselves after your worn out dick?
It's so damn tiny, your mom told me so
She also told me the Tiger Woods was your ho
So don't join a website with 'erblover'
Go back to what you do best, you tree hugger
lol. your first post :PQuote:
Originally Posted by erblover21
jerk off to tigers prick,
its bigger than yours.
but of course thats why you exist,
him, your ma, and a gallon o' coors!
you call yourself beat,
cause music so you say!
but i'd take an ass-kickin,
over your shitty raps any day!
this is getting boring,
your dummer than a southern bell!
so just take hitler's advice,
AND SEIG FUCKING HEIL!!!
yeah, my first post, what you think?
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Originally Posted by Gohan
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Do you even know what he meant by Seig fucking Heil?Quote:
Originally Posted by erblover21
I know I dont.
The man of many names has returned
to show you that I can still leave ya burned
I mean really! You guys aren't even rapping
just random words typed in while you were fapping
do you guys even know what you post?
that's what makes me click "Mark all topics as read" the most!
I'll move your a** to "Full Editor" and fix your rhymes for ya
you guys must be new! Welcome to the forum!
I'm gonna drop it like it's hot, and rap so beastly
call me the Terminator, cuz I just rapped this all up, weakling!
Your the man of many names? More like the man of no bitchesQuote:
Originally Posted by LAWLzoR
Or are you a girl? Just your fails attract witches
Your droppin' it low? Your shit doesn't even rhyme
If your planning on retreating, well your almost outta time
At least I joined with a decent name, Mrs. LAWLzor
Or whatever your name is, because it's as bad as Bowser
My name explains what i've done to you
Aw, you gonna cry? Ok, here's a tissue
Why does everybody rap with uneven lines
I'm walking down the hall passin out pricy fines
Don't use ten lines, that's amateur rapping
You WOULD be first to mention fapping
Your trppin' if you think that rap is the bomb
I'm guessing that you got it from your mom
Or your dad? Your uncle? Either way they are terrible
Your voice is so bad, banshees find it unbearable!
Why don't you make like your name, and get BEAT?
besides the fact that you already tasted defeat
"Your sh*t doesn't rhyme"? Did you even read what I wrote?
now shut up before I shove your own rhymes down your throat
You couldn't find ANYTHING to rhyme with "LAWLzoR"?
a lyrical beating is what this calls for
I don't need to compensate, that's why my rhymes was short
I shall smite thee with mine lyrical sword!
your lines are inconsistent, stick with one topic
gib-kill your rhymes like a Crita-Rocket!
You got BEAT cuz of the fact that you can't kill rhymes. >:DQuote:
Originally Posted by LAWLzoR
What was it that you beat?
Was it your wife who wouldn't whack your meat?
Wow 92 posts, your a big shot.
I'll beat you, destroy you and leave you to rot.
so before you try to rap against me,
I'll rip out your eyes so you can see
the inside of your ass
it will be a blast
and we'll see who is left last.
Congrats newborn, your one day oldQuote:
Originally Posted by daftfalloutgoji
You should have never joined this forumcuz ur bout to get pwned
I beat you, that's who I beat
and everyone else who has ever battled me
Yes, I can see that you can't rap worth shit
And it was your mom's ass that i lit
I'll leave you left last, it will be fun
The time you ever did a decent rap was a come and run
It didn't last long, and it won't come again
Because this time Beat was the one to win
and he's not done yet, hes gonna remind you now
You'll always get owned, and that is a vow
Well done Beat... No hard feelings?
Hey, WTF Is With Your Name?
You A Guppie In This Rap Game.
I Wanna Tear Your Soul From Your Body!
When It Comes To Rappn Your Da Freak, And I'm The Hottie!
Gunna Watch As My Undead Friends Tear You Limb From Limb!
As I Kill You, Your Chances Of Winning Are Growing Slim!
Anybody Wanna Take Part In Crushing an Idiot?
Worthless Meat Sac, Your About To Get Hit!
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Go Back To Jackin' to two girls 1 cup!
Your wrong if you think you scared me
Im as dope as rappers 1...2...3
Yuuuup is just what I like to say
I'll crush you you'd better get outta my way
Your zombie friends can suck my d**k
I think that your a stupid prick
Now if you value life
Don't f**k with me, cause i have a knife.
One last verse and thats about it
I'll f**k you up and you won't say shit.
As dope as three rappers? Only if they're Easter bunnies!Quote:
Originally Posted by daftfalloutgoji
I'll bury you all in the sand and turn you into mummies!
That shit you call "Rap" it just goes to show
Rap should be left to only the pros.
We may be a pair of Newbies
but i'm the only one who's ever seen some boobies
Think about it, buddy
I'll stretch you out like putty
I beat you in the face
you'd better make haste
out of this rap bro
you're nothin but a ho
Look at you both, your fighting like a couple of babies in the 1st and 2nd Grades
And you both flunked Rapping school while I'm up there in ranks, sorta like an Ace of Spades,
DFG's seen boobies? Well I've touched them! Doom's out of his league, so leave this to the pros!
After this, you'll both be spittin' blood, 'cause I brought you both down with this, you Average Joes!
Daft's looking at this right now, and all he can say is "Yuuup, that's so damn true!"
Doomfan shat bricks then he broke all of his 40k models, and all of his 40k games to,
I'mma send your fat asses back to the pit of hell you spawned, just so you can rot again
And I'll close the book on this tale, and I lived happilly ever after, 'cause this really is THE END!
All for fun, right?
the hell you talking bout dude?
i don't even know!
your shits way too long,
i read one line, then had to go!
you say that daft's yellin YUUUP,
cause of these average joe!
well your ears are clogged!
CAUSE HE'S REALLY YELLIN "NO!"
yeah this really is fun
I'm here to liven things up here
cuz your lines' and rhymes' deaths are near!
I make lines that're sweeter than honey
my rhymes are so sick, they ain't even funny
except for the fact that this line's punny:
My rhymes are always bright here, sunny!
the LAWL in my name stands for my response to your lines
cuz they'll blow up in your face like mines
they don't have the firepower like mine
keep pretending there's substance in your rhymes
like one of those black and white striped mimes!
I laugh in your face and spit on your shoes!
Just stop now, you know you're gonna lose
I think you're confusing honey with shit
The thing is, you ain't got no wit
Wow, you just spelled your Doom, X64!
You're an arrogant bitch, but mainly a whore!
How you gonna stop me with just four lines?
My rap's are raps, but they change with the time!
With each word I'm improving, each second you are losing.
What kind of slow ass computer have you been using?
Your brain, I guess. It's as rusty can be.
Try all you want newbie,
but you can't stop me!
BTW, I'm going easy! :pimp:
I don't give a shit if my lines are short, you fucker of bums
They're still longer than your dick, Oh wait you don't have one!
How am I gonna die when I AM death?
I'll bet 40K that you're on meth.
Let's talk about meth, it's an addicting drug.
I can tell you have problems with meth bugs!
Your lines are short, you got that right!
"Fucker of bums" is a dumb insult, it bites.
I have a dick, you're directing your comments at yourself!
You emo or something, if that's the case, you can kill yourself, and go straight to Hell!
Fucker of bums bites? Let's get this straightQuote:
Originally Posted by GlisXor
I wouldn't be talkin bout Hell cuz your standing at Hell's Gate
You have a dick? You won't show it cuz it's way too small
Your raps are short, mine are SIX FEET TALL
like my dick, oh wait, mine is even bigger
The best insult that you have is.. well, '******'
I would love to stand here and talk about meth
But this is a Pokemon fan-boy Rapper's death
Watch as I demolish this flat-nut prick
And make him suck on erblover's dick
This jerk-off's so gay, he punctuates every line
I'm back, and i'm pro, you've got no chance this time
Just like how you can never seem to get the pussy
I still don't know why i'm battle rappin' a wussy
You fucked with the wrong people in this rap battle topic
Before your little pussy get's busted, stop it
I had to make an account just for Beat,
put his little punk ass back down in his seat.
Nothing but gay jokes, are you thirteen?
Sounds like someone has a problem with their e-peen.
"This jerk-off's so gay, he punctuates every line"?
What the fuck is this, grammatical time?
This is your death, soon all will be mourning,
for what you call a rap resembles more like trolling.
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I actually made this account cause I live in a closet and just learned it existed after months of killing the ERB's like radio kills everything. I realize the irony of my grammar line when I used proper grammar for all of it. :)
So you made it for Beat? But he'll own your ass,
So give up already and smoke some grass,
'Cause I'm back, and I'm more determined than ever,
My raps compared to yours are as light as feathers!
You haven't got a flow, your inspiration's okay,
I'll go Spanish on your ass, with a final Ole!
Try to stop me, or get Beat, you decide!
I'm a wall of destruction comin' at you like a tide!
hear the clock tickin'? kick ass time!
cuase i'll beat you so bad, you'll blow away by my rhymes!
i'm the one who wonand who's next cuase i'm the best!
i even survived with a smoken loung in my chest! (not many people know about this on the forum)
i'll control your life, make you lose your loved ones
so let me end this for all and for once
mixin' up words create my own speech, while you won't understand it!
i can steal your life like i'm a friggin bandit
so quit now before i whoop your ass!
while i call some cleaners, cause this will be a mess!
You survived through a burnt lung, but not through my linesQuote:
Originally Posted by Thumb
you should also probably use Spell Check on your rhymes
I'll lyrically smack ya so hard, your cutie-mark will fly right off
you must be blind! Shall we rename you Toph?
I be flyin' round ya. Fly like a pegasis, sting like a unicorn
after this, I'll make sure my rhymes leave yours torn
something else was a mess... and it's that thing you call a rhyme
but we all know that those words are just sh*t you claim to be divine
you just got yourself tangled in a world of lyrical hurt
just wait a second, lemme call ya a nurse
You're face is the only that makes me LAWL.
You're a whore in posts and on the web. But that ain't all!
You abuse little boys just like a certain person in Hell!
You get a special place, right in between Bowser and Cell!
You're rhymes are so bad they make HAL laugh.
What's with the gimmick? You think you're that bad!?
Well you're wrong!
So long!
Your raps are going right down the shitter!
like your songs,
and your mom.
You ain't nothing but a lyrically disturbed Hitler!
You think I'm a little kid abuser? B*tch, you'll get hitQuote:
Originally Posted by GlisXor
but wait... then I'd be a kid abuser... aw sh*t
I only have so many posts cuz I actually have things to say
while you just sit there, and think to yourself "Mmkay"
when you realize that you have nothin' to post
but I ain't even the person with the most...
not anymore
it ain't LAWLzoR
turn your attention to YellowNerd
but don't even think about gettin' him hurt
then I'll just hit ya anyway! Abuser or not
watch yo step, I be droppin' it like it's hot!
YN's a friend, unlike you asshoe!
You wanna rap against me, but you got a ways to go!
Battle someone like Zero, he has grammatical errors.
Better yet, battle Doc. Someone that matches your unnecessary anger!
You can't stop this, cuz I'm on the top.
How you gonna talk the talk when you can't even walk!?
You're right, I don't walk. I frickin' FLYQuote:
Originally Posted by GlisXor
cuz I got more swag than Pinkie Pie
takin' cheap shots at others when you're against me?
you must be generous, but it ain't like Rarity
I'm the boss rapper on this forum
your raps are so stale, they leave me in boredom!
You changed your name like... how many times?
after I beat you so bad, I don't wanna hear you whine
Your ponies suck. Your friend Gob is fucked.
I change my name like you get a Spike in your butt!
So why don't you try a little harder.
Nothing can stop me, whilst I'm making it farther!
You AND your group are as epic as mode.
My heart and my mood are both stone cold!
Your heart is stone cold? So you're a soulless creature?Quote:
Originally Posted by GlisXor
makes sense since it's your most dominant feature
if there's anything up anyone's butt, it's my lyrics up yours
you wanna fight? I'm givin' ya a rap war
what's going farther? There's nothing of yours that can make it to the top
and you take GoB's name outta this, and keep smokin' your pot
you say they suck, and I say I DON'T GIVE TWO SH*TS
keep tryin' Glix,
I'll take all your hits
Yes, cuz I'm a demon
Now set on steamin'!
Not outta anger, but like a train.
Time to take the Train of Pain!
Don't want me mentioning Gob? Too bad!
We all know this 8 year old, learned from YOU how to fap!
Strange! Since you have nothing to give him the lesson.
But I'm like Beethoven, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson!
Cuz look look at my dick, it's like the twin towers.
And a cock is a gun, and look at these gins! Full of power!
Take my hits, good. Cuz I know you're trying to be tough.
Turn your ass around, go home, and cry to Rarity cuz you've had enough!