Havok Oregon Trail (gonna be funny)

Wait. I'm getting away, correct? Since when is Oregon such a war zone?

Awkward.

Bobby masterbates and falls asleep holding Olgas underwear

Uprising hides in town, while Superapz forges on

Wumbo sees Bobby masterbating in the back of the Wagon and thinks of revenge for taking olgas panties from him

superapz is closest to Oregon

Damnit I'm dead. Why do you guys hate me so? Anways, cool story. I will do a space war when this is finished.

Bro, I don't even want the panties no mo.

Yeah, mothafuckas. Fasta' than... Somethin' that's fast and gangsta'

cool :D

didnt I say this would be hilarious? XD

NEWS: pyrotechniques have been discovered, people are using them to propell there wagon quickly short distances! they are all sold out except for the ones in the next city! gogogo!

and Wumbo loses Olga from his heart

Lets all masturbate. 10 minute masturbate break.
*Everybody masturbates*

OK NO MORE ACTIONS THIS NIGHT ;D
I am going to bed, everyone in game goes to sleep since they havent slept in like 3 days
no moves count after this until I say, sorry peeps

So I can now be an insane, one-handed, pyromaniac?

I like it.