so have you decided XD ?
Printable View
so have you decided XD ?
BB, the Indian Good Luck could mean an abundance of food.
Added to my last plan, we should leave the farmer behind along with the murder weapons. That way, they think he did it, and we kill the farmer in such a way that it looks like suicide.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfgang Amadeus Burroughs
I think Wumbo would prefer it as the Sheriff's son XD
Why don't we sacrifice a ramdom citizen of the town?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
No cows = no farmer. That's bartender logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfgang Amadeus Burroughs
I think the sacrifice requires a nubile, virgin boy. He's a lock, this kid ain't gettin laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
Your right, lets get rid of both the virgin and the farmer. Both got no cocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
The farmer has hunting experience. Please, let me sacrifice my son, he's been a pain since birth.
Sacrifice your son and kill the farmer. That way we can get away with murders/robberies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
Deal.
BURROUGHS! We have decided! Do it quick before SR or Batman come online, lol.
ok. You decide to pretend to sleep, and in an hour, you and Wumbo get up. Wumbo throws Batman his son into a random Indians Burial Tomb and chants som gibberish. Wumbo turns around but his son rises out of the grave in mist and smoke. Wumbo accidently cursed his son so that he can never die. His son flips out but Wumbo says he can still go along so its all good. Bobby Bobber knocks out Superapz, who was already deeply asleepy, and throws him into a random strangers house, giving him a concussion, and they throw all there weapons in there to frame him. They kill some townspeople and burn some houses, getting supplies a wagon and an oxen, going on their way and leaving Superapz injured and framed
ALSO
epic doctor X just went along with you guys saying nothing the entire time X)
DAMMIT I NEEDED SOME INJUN GOOD LUCK I HATE THIS KID
Did Wumbo and I score any cash from the robberies?
no, you sacrificed it to the Indian gods, but you still have lost of money
you also captured a prostitute if you care to know, and are 9 more miles on your way to the next town
So much for injun good luck.
SACRIFICE THE PROSTITUTE
Dammit, that officially became a waste of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfgang Amadeus Burroughs
in the middle of the road Wumbo?
ADN SUDDENLY, YOU HAVE RUN INTO A DUST STORM, what do you guys do? (seperate actions for each person)
Use the prostitute as protection, then sacrifice her.
the prostitution is thrown into the dust storm and dissapears behind the cloud of it. No effect and its coming closer
I use my Havok Brand Gasmask.
Why don't we travel for like 5 good miles and them hire two 30 dollar prositutes. (30 out of my pocket and 30 outta Wumbo's pocket). F*ck 'em, then we kill the prostitutes and take our money back plus whatever mula they've got. Also take their clothes for... Uh... Future reference. And then finish the 9 miles and get to the next town.
first you must get past the dust storm approaching
and your a sheriff Wumbo, you have no gas mask
Sacrifice EDX.
DO IT
Bobby and Wumbo try pushing EDX out of the wagon, but he is a cowboy so he is stronger than a bartender, and he knocks you aside, but the Sheriff overpowers him and throws him out, but his lasso raps around the wagons end piece, swinging him, you guys, and the wagon, all up the dust storm, in chaos, it lands you about 2 more miles down the road, with a dead stripper, Wumbo with a broken arm, EDX with a concusion, but Bobby and Batman (who is still immortal so..) fine. Meanwhile Superapz wakes up and is put in prison for the convicted slaughter of townsfolk and disecration of homesteads and the Indian Burial Ground of Chief Immortal Giver. He immediatly, being a farmer, sells his land back home for freedom. He buys a wagon, Oxen (BTW your oxen and wagon are miracously fine) and he comes after you, knowing you guys did this and left him
I AMPUTATE MY OWN ARM
Why da fuq do we have a dead stripper? We killed a prositute.
You cut off your arm and start bleeding profusely. It does not help at all and your medical kits help very little, and there is still 8 miles to the next town.
and bobby she was a stripping prostitue named Olga, you can harness her meat or whatevs
Can I get a blood transfusion from my immortal son?
yes
Wumbo gets a blood transfusion, not making him immortal, but healing him completely and making you son barely not immortal
Awesome, but this stump is a bit useless. I'm gonna attach a pitchfork to my stump, and then we follow with Bobby's plan.
I wanna take Olga's bra & panties and load em up in the wagon - ASK QUESTIONS LATER.
Is it too late for me to drop on in here?
I say we put EDX out of his misery.
WITH MY PITCHFORK HAND.
Probably not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
Also, I think you should list all our items on the 1st post, Burroughs.
Back to the story - F*ck you guys. I wanna take the wagon and ride off alone - of course after taking everybodies stuff.
Then I'll join SR and take my immortal son with me.
Too bad you have no wagon or items and your slowly dying of blood lost even as we speak! MUHAHAHA!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
You're a bit slow on the update BB. I got a blood transfusion from my son which healed me completely.
Also, I stole Olga's panties when you weren't looking.