I still got da bra, bitches!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
Printable View
I still got da bra, bitches!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
These panties smell like victory. I think. Now I run off back to town with my son to rejoin SR.
Ok, so Bobby Bobber runs off with EDX and picks up hitchhiker UPRISING on the way, just to spite Wumbo. Wumbo and his son Batman start walking back to the town but encounter Superapz who was as mentioned before, riding after them. Batman and Wumbo make up a story that they were dupped too and the threee ride together to catch bobby EDX and Uprising
also wumbo put a pitchfork for his hand, and weapons listed on main page
Now we're making progress.
WE MUST CONTINUE ON OUR JOURNEY FOR VENGEANCE.
lol
When do EDX, Up, and I reach the next city?
you traveled 3 more miles (being followed of course), and you have 5 more miles, but Superapz is speeding and will catch you by the third mile to there
Shit. We take a turn off-road and run off into the woods to get SR of our tail.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Skrillex
We go faster as well.
I'm going to befriend some Injuns, after they see my immortal son, they worship us. I then use my injun friends to hunt down BB.
when Superapz and EDX get on they are going to FTW
Bobby, you and your group run off into the woods, immediatly tumbling downhill and crashing. Your oxen are dead, your wagon is destroyed, Ogla's bra has been ripped, and your injured (but your main supplies are good)
Superapz and his traveling wagon with Wumbo and Batman passes you by, not seeing you deep in the woods and thinking you must be close ahead
Superapz and his group arrive at the town,
at the town wumbo befriends some Indians, who give him Tobbacco and hunting techniques in exchange for 10 dollars
THE HUNT BEGINS.
PREPARE THYSELF.
F*ck... I chop down wood and build a shelter.
You guys wait at the town, while Bobby, EDX, and Uprising now must decide wether to
forge in the woods
walk on to the town
try to fix the wagon
yell for help
Bobby chops down some wood while thinking :)
p.s. EDX still has a concussion and it has worsened XD
EXCELLENT.
I BUY SOME HOUNDS.
We should walk into the town yelling about our wagon not working.
I use the wood to fix the wagon and I think Im just not gonna worry about EDX, He'll be with Allah soon...Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Skrillex
Aw, f*ck you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
I also train some bears and wolves I find in the wild to attack enemies.
If we go into town, Wumbo and SR will kill us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
We could kill them first with EDX's bones when he dies.Quote:
Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
MY SON IS IN TUNE WITH NATURE
HE WILL TURN THE BEARS AND WOLVES AGAINST YOU
Wumbo asks about buying hounds, but the store owners all say that hounds are only sold in "the big cities", the next big city is 50 miles away, and Bobby slightly fixes the wagon even though the oxen are dead, and goes wandering for bears while Uprising yells and EDX faints
Batman channels the Indian spirits, which scratch and annoy Bobby :P, but makes Batman very tired
Wumbos son has superpowers...Quote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
ya, read 2 posts above this!
I'm sure BB looking for bears will end badly.
I arm my son with one of my pistols, and the knowledge of using it to send him on a scouting mission.
IMMORTAL SON FUCK YEAH INJUN GOOD LUCK IN DISGUISE
Batman disguised poorly as an injun, backtracks and picks up Bobbys scent while Wumbo and Superapz wait in town. Bobby Bobber meanwhile finds a bear
BOBBY, you can
try to scare bear by yelling
fight it with your glass bottle
approach it gently
quitly back away
shoot it and stuff it for scare tactics
do nothing
MY SON IS THE GODDAMN PREDATOR
PREPARE YOUR ANUS BOBBY
remember when you guys were a team trying to get to the goldrush XD
BTW my brother came along, and he has guns.
mnope :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
Im the leader here!, you cant just say that!
Id rather use my secret weapon you didnt know I had:Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Skrillex
[spoiler:33ala7gq]http://mypetcare.files.wordpress.com...0/dog-toy2.jpg[/spoiler:33ala7gq]
A good bartender always carries one around.
Id rather use my secret weapon you didnt know I had:Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Skrillex
[spoiler:9ksjc3r3]http://mypetcare.files.wordpress.com...0/dog-toy2.jpg[/spoiler:9ksjc3r3]
A good bartender always carries one around.
Just did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Skrillex
Wha? No! You can't conjure people out of no where.
I also like how this is story has turned from Oregon Trail into balls out insanity.
We can do this without him, we're in the lead, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
you throw your shakewieght/vibrator, hitting the bear who eats it. He now lovs you for getting him food, and offers to pull your cart, while Uprising wishes his brother was there
and you cant just overtake this Uprising,
I will not hesitate to lock this thread
Fine...whatcha gonna do, drop the bass on me? :p jk carry on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Skrillex
Bear pulls us forward, into the town where I shoot SR down in incognito.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Skrillex
IMMORTAL INJUN SON ATTACK, BRING ME BB'S HEAD