I elect to burn down the entire town coming up.
Why? To give Uprising a hard time.
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I elect to burn down the entire town coming up.
Why? To give Uprising a hard time.
So Bobby and Wumbo catch up to Superapz, who now has the pyrotechniquesand goes on the road before he can use it. You and Bobby look at eachother, and burn the entire city to the ground
Awesome, the small children burning alive back there will keep Uprising preoccupied.
If I get a clear shot, shoot SR's fuel tank so it blows up.
no clear shot, and Uprising arrives back at the burning village ;-;
he saves one child, and then takes out it's heart and ties it to a stick for a weapon
Dammit.
THRUSTERS UP TO TEN MR SPOCK. I WANT SR DEAD.
actually Superapz has the pyrotechniques, so he can speed boost whenevs
FINE.
I WILL PULL THIS CART WITH MY MUSCLEY ARMS AND LEGS.
you have a oxen :P
OXEN ARE WEAK.
I SLAUGHTER THE OXEN, AND EAT THEM RAW, GRANTING ME THEIR POWERS.
I PULL THE CART AT 110 MPH, BECAUSE PROTEIN IS GOOD FOR YOU
ok
you go 100 MORE MILES to Oregon, but way overpass Superapz and Bobby Falls off onto Superapz cart when passing, and is mad you left him, SO THEY TEAM UP :D
LONE WOLF TIME, JUST HOW I LIKE IT.
WHILE TRAVELING, I BEAT UP A MOOSE, JUST TO PROVE MY MASCULINITY.
you look for moose, and find one. You have equeal strength to it so you take it on and name it NotBear Wumbo, and have it pull your cart since you ate the friggin oxen
Which is faster, me or the moose?
I die just cuz, or so you think...
moose is faster
BobbyBobber pertends to die and Uprising just rolls his eyes
:rolleyes:
CARRY ON
I wonder wtf i'm supposed to do now since THE HOST NEVER TOLD ME.
I piss on Bobby's pretend dead body from a long, long range.
I DRINK PISS.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
I ASSUME MY FINAL FORM AS VISHNU, GOD OF DESTRUCTION.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/32278682.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
Superapz pees on Bobby who drinks it
Wumbo turns into giant fucking monster, kills everyone except Bobby, and teleports to Oregon
congrratulations on your completion of Oregon Trail Wumbo
Play again soon
XD
YES
I AM THE BADDEST OF EM ALL
IF YALL AINT GOT MY MONEY THAN I WONT MESS WIT YALL
Only difference is, you don't get any girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wumbo
Oh shit....
At least...Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar Rice Burroughs
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/8045...nt-630x418.jpg
I didnt lose while thirsty...
And then everyone still alive at that point died of some extremely painful bowels disease. The fucking end.
Ouch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad