The FaK" Of Wumbo;

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01
Wumbo tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Wumbo counted to infinity - twice.
03
Wumbo does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Wumbo goes killing.
04
If you can see Wumbo he can see you. If you can't see Wumbo you may be only seconds away from death
05
Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The Wumbo
07
Wumbo built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Wumbo met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Wumbo has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Wumbo toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Wumbo shoe. Wumbo replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Wumbo!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Wumbo


Wumbo Eats Babies, Wumbo Turns Pepsi into Coke, He once Lifted, 50 pounds metal with his eyes,
Wumbo has 500 Kids, All Named, Wumbo , Wumbo has his own, Planet called "Planet Wumbo.'

Holy Chuck Norris, Wumbo is almost as powerful as I am...

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Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled muscles and physique. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Fixed That Shit

I am liking where this is going.

Before fighting, Wumbo bathes in volcanoes and stops nukes with his pinkie. And that's only the warm up.

Wumbo once won the World Series of Poker using only Pokémon cards

Wumbo once beat superman. N goku at da same time

Wumbo beat Usain Bolt in a race around the galaxy, since Wumbo can live without oxygen.

Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.

I love this thread.