Originally Posted by rangernumberx
Don't think I've given you my battle yet:
[spoilertdfehidingplace]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ASH AND PIKACHU!
VS
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY!
BEGIN!
Ash and Pikachu
So a hippy and his dog have stepped up 2B a rapping master?
Your skills are as fake as those monsters that you capture.
You’re a stoner who’d even eat dog treats for breakfast,
And they obviously don’t trust you, they keep your name on your necklace.
Can your dog rap? He can’t even say words right,
We’re worse than your night of a thousand frights!
This is no mystery, we’re as clever as a Alakazam,
You always run away, so go ahead, scram!
Shaggy and Scooby
We won’t be scared of a boy and his mouse,
Who left his mum alone with a slave in his house.
Your first five badges were given to you for doing a favour
We’re serving up the rhymes with a very bitter flavour.
Have you broken your clock again? You look half asleep,
And where’s your father? Passed out drunk in a trash heap?
You may be eager, but you’re rash and arrogant,
Put side to side, even the Creeper is more elegent!
Ash
You always wear the same, shouldn’t you wash for once?
You’re the goofy member of your crew, let’s call you a dunce.
I always get the girls, your one girlfriend was an alien,
Shaggy
You’re voiced by a girl, and you fight like a barbarian.
Ash
You’re cowardly and lazy, incompetent man with a whelp,
You can’t stand on your own, so ask for, like HELP!
Shaggy
We’ve caught more monsters than you’ll ever get in your pockets,
Now why don’t you tell your little mouse to stop humping the sockets?
You may climb like a Mankey, but you smell like one to,
What’s your group of enslavers against my mystery busting crew?
You’ve never caught a ghost type, you think you can match?
Your rhymes aren’t very effective, it’s like Pikachu used scratch.
Pikachu
So you’re Scooby Doo? You’re looking more Dum,
When it comes to shocking victors, I’m your favourite one.
Your name came from Sinatra, ain’t that sweet,
You’re a Stranger In The Night, and a lump of dead meat.
I’ll thundershock you like the ten thousand volts monster,
Volt tackle you so hard, you’ll be running to your father.
Scooby
You’re an experiment, a mutation of the worst kind,
I’ll smash your frail body, cause amnesia in your mind.
You’ve lost a lot recently, shouldn’t you take a break?
Pikachu
I’m in smash brothers, for Arceus’s sake.
Scooby
You say Pi-Pikachu, well you won’t win this time,
Stick to the ping pong, give up on the rhymes.
Ash and Pikachu
We’ve spent our lives training, you’ve been working a waistline,
What’s your magnifying glass against our powers combined?
You maybe athletic, but in this you’re too slow,
We’re destroying you with bolts like a flock of Spearow!
I’ve defeated Metagross while you’re just a p***y,
Why don’t you bend over? My ass wants a kissy.
Shaggy and Scooby
You’re still ten, when will you grow the f**k up?
I would unmask you, but I couldn’t stand a close up.
You lose to starters after beating the elite four,
Give him up, you’re just giving Team Rocket a tour.
We’ll give you electric flu and kick you in your pokeballs,
The fail of a master might have just seen his fall.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEPIC. RAAAAAAAAAAAP. BAAAATTLES. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOF HISTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY![/spoiler:2gxwy5j0]
