Presidential Reviews

Could you review my Casanova vs Larry Laffer battle after you do all the reviews in queue?

Oh, my new battle was posted by the way. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post327873 Arisen vs. Dovahkiin.

Could you add my Bear Grylls vs Walter Payton to the list?

Finally, here's my review of ERBParodies' Macklemore vs. Eminem. The scoring is a bit odd for this because of it's length.

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Beat: The beats, for the most part, represent the personalities of the characters well. Some of them are a bit off, and the large amount of beats can be overwhelming, but they’re mostly good. 4/5

Impressions: Macklemore sounds pretty accurate, but Eminem’s voice is too deep. Andy and Eyedea sound perfect. Mac Miller and Kid Rock both sound pretty good. Tupac’s voice needs to be deeper. Overall, I’m surprised, you really nailed some of these impressions. 4.5/10

Costumes: Macklemore’s costume is good, but I’ve never seen him wear that hat. Eminem and Slim Shady look fine and Milonakis looks perfect. Kim doesn’t really look like the person and Eyedea’s costume is a bit off. Mac Miller looks pretty good. Kid Rock’s hair looks inaccurate. Tupac looks surprisingly accurate for a white guy. Overall, some of the cotumes are great, others aren’t that good. 3.5/5

Macklemore-Round 1: There are a few OK lines in the verse, like the I’m Not Afraid line. I really wasn’t that impressed until I heard the last line, which was really awesome. 4/5

Eminem-Round 1: The song references are all pretty good, as well as the black line. There are too many lines that just state facts instead of jokes, but there are enough good lines to put this verse ahead of Macklemore’s. 4.5/5

Macklemore-Round 2: I usually don’t like lines that just state facts, but if the facts aren’t very well known, and make a good point, then I like them. That’s basically what this verse does, so this verse is alright. 3.5/5

Slim Shady-Round 2: The puns involving Macklemore’s stage name and real name are both decent. Aside from that, the verse doesn’t have many great lines, but those lines help the score. 3.5/5

Andy Milinokis: Some of the lines are really bad, some of them are really good, like the cold ass honky line. This verse is very mixed, but I feel the good outweighs the bad. 3.5/5

Eyedea: The verse starts out sounding good, but it's sort of lacking in good and clever lyrics. However, the lyrics do get a lot better by the end of the verse, so I do like the verse. 3.5/5

Mac Miller: This verse mainly just sounds cool and that's really about it. It’s got some decent song references, but overall, this verse isn’t too impressive, at least in my opinion. 2.5/5

Kid Rock: This verse is pretty awesome. Lots of great puns, good song references, it’s just a really funny verse, and is in my opinion, the best verse of the battle so far. 4/5

Tupac: This verse sounds cooler than any other verse in the battle. It also has some pretty good lyrics to back it up, so I’d say Tupac is the best character of the whole battle. 4.5/5

Overall: It’s incredible that you were able to get so many people together and write all these lyrics. Some of the lyrics are a bit lacking, but overall, I really appreciate all of the work put into this battle. 8/10

Final Results:
Macklemore: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Eminem: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)
Andy Milinokis: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Eyedea: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Mac Miller: 2.5/5 (equivalent to 10/20)
Kid Rock: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Tupac: 4.5/5 (equivalent to 18/20)

Total Score: 58.5/70 (equivalent to 41.5/50)

Uh, is my battle anytime soon? I requested it back in May..

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Uh, is my battle anytime soon? I requested it back in May..

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Really sorry about that, I've had some really long battles to review. Your review should be today or tomorrow.

Here's my review of Umbreon's Black Widow vs. Wonder Woman. Next is Mario Bros. vs. Master Chief rematch.

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Black Widow: I wasn’t a big fan of a lot of the lines because they make references that don’t really make jokes. However, I did like the Widows Bite line and the Death by the Hand line. 3/5

Wonder Woman: There are a few good lines, like the insect lines. However, eventually these lines get a bit too repetitive, meaning there’s not much else in the verse. 2.5/5

Hawkeye: The lines at the beginning are all pretty good, and the second to last line isn’t that bad either. However, none of the lines are that new or clever in the verse. 3.5/5

Aquaman: This is the strongest verse in the battle at this point. The pointy stick line, the Manhattan line and the fish metaphor lines all are clever and funny enough to score well. 4/5

Hulk: The personality at the beginning is pretty good, but the lines sadly aren’t that clever. When he turns into The Hulk, his lines suddenly get a lot funnier, and it feeks like a new verse. 3.5/5

Green Lantern: There are a few funny lines here and there, but the only line that really stands out as great is the not-so jolly green giant line. It’s an OK verse, but it's not one of my favorites. 3/5

Thor: I like the jacking off line and the can’t touch this line. I honestly can’t tell if that line is an MC Hammer reference or not, but either way, it is a pretty great line. 3.5/5

The Flash: This is probably the second best verse in the battle. The mile line was decent, and the 2 lines at the end are both some of the best lines of the battle to be sure. 4/5

Captain America: Wasn’t Captain America on Stalin’s side during World War II? Anyway, the Flash line is alright and so is the line before it, but aside from that, it’s OK. 3.5/5

Superman: Superman is my personal favorite rapper of the entire battle. Maybe I'm just a big Superman fan, but I thought the superpowers, X-Ray, Cold-War, and a few other lines were all really great lines. 4.5/5

Iron Man: The Krypton lines are pretty harsh and pretty good. There wasn’t anything else that was particularly good in the verse though, but adjusting it for size, it gets a good score. 4/5

Batman: The tin can line was pretty funny, and the one that follows is also pretty good. It’s a decent verse to close the battle, but it’s not the best of the battle, in my opinion. 3.5/5

Overall: The battle was too long for a fan made battle, which is too bad because it’s a actually very good. It’s fairly consistent throughout the whole thing, and it never slows down that much. 8/10

Final Results:
The Avengers: 21/30 (equivalent to 14/20)
The Justice League: 21.5/30 (equivalent to 14.5/20)
Black Widow: 3/5 (equivalent to 12/20)
Wonder Woman: 2.5/5 (equivalent to 10/20)
Hawkeye: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Aquaman: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Hulk: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Green Lantern: 3/5 (equivalent to 12/20)
Thor: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
The Flash: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Captain America: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)
Superman: 4.5/5 (equivalent to 18/20)
Iron Man: 4/5 (equivalent to 16/20)
Batman: 3.5/5 (equivalent to 14/20)

Total Score: 50/70 (equivalent to 36/50)

Here's my review of Axel's Mario Bros. vs. Master Chief rematch. Next is Arisen vs. Dovahkiin.

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The Mario Bros.-Round 1: A few of the lines make good points that could be used for good disses, but they’re not worded in the best way. That being said, there are also a few pretty good lines. 8/10

Master Chief-Round 1: After the first 2 lines, just about all of the lines are either good or great. They’re threatening, they're clever and they're just overall very well written. 9/10

The Mario Bros.-Round 2: Like the first verse, there are decent points made, but they could be worded in another way. The last line doesn’t really make any points, but it’s funny. 8/10

Master Chief-Round 2: The only really good line in this verse is the last line. The rest of the lines aren’t anything that special, but they’re good enough for Master Chief to win. 7.5/10

Overall: There aren’t that many really great lines, but the lines are good enough to keep interest. For these reasons, I have to say that you did a really good job on this battle. 8/10

Final Results:
The Mario Bros.: 16/20
Master Chief: 16.5/20

Total Score: 40.5/50

Can you review an ERBOF? Doesn't matter which one. Whichever one you want to.

Added on to Umbreons request, after you choose one for his could you review the LAWLzoR vs Top-Hattington ERBoF?

Here's my review of FoolMeNever's Arisen vs. Dovahkiin. Next is Casanova vs. Larry Laffer.

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Dovahkiin-Round 1: The 2 best lines in this verse are the Skooma line and the slaughterfish line. Most of the other lines are OK, but those 2 lines are above the others. 8/10

Arisen-Round 1: A very funny, clever and just overall great verse. Pretty much every line is a reference, and they all are clever and help make some really good points. 9/10

Dovahkiin-Round 2: I usually like lines similar to the Dwarven Warhammer line, and this one is no exception. The last line is pretty complicated, but clever, nonetheless. 8.5/10

Pawn-Round 2: This is a clever idea for a verse, and I think it’s executed extremely well. The quotes work very well in delivering some nice disses, especially the last one. 8.5/10

Overall: This battle was nothing below fantastic. It has great references, great jokes, no bad verses, it’s honestly one of the best fan made battles I’ve ever read, so well done. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Dovahkiin: 16.5/20
Arisen and Pawn: 17/20

Total Score: 42.5/50

Review all rap battles in the first TDFE challenge REDUX.

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Review all rap battles in the first TDFE challenge REDUX.

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Leave it to Dion to have a good idea.

Here's my review of Kubby's Casanova vs. Larry Laffer. Next is Bear Grylls vs. Walter Payton.

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Giacomo Casanova-Round 1: I had to look up what most of the lyrics meant in this verse, because I’ve never played a Larry Laffer game. The lyrics are good, but they’re a bit too complex. 8/10

Larry Laffer-Round 1: These lines are better, because they’re simple, even for someone who doesn’t know that much about Casanova, like myself. However, their simplicity doesn’t make them any less clever or funny. 8.5/10

Giacomo Casanova-Round 2: This verse isn’t that impressive until the second half of the verse. The last line in particular is one of the best lines in the entire battle. 7.5/10

Larry Laffer-Round 2: I liked the town line and the underaged girl line. There’s not much else I can think to say about this verse, it’s alright, but it's nothing too great. 7.5/10

Overall: I liked this battle a lot, but I probably would’ve liked it better if I knew more about Larry Laffer. The references might go above some people’s heads, but that doesn’t mean they’re not clever. 8/10

Final Results:
Giacomo Casanova: 15.5/20
Larry Laffer: 16/20

Total Score: 39.5/50

Here's my review of Uprising's Bear Grylls vs. Walter Payton. Next is Reptar vs. Spartica4Real.

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Bear Grylls-Round 1: The 2 lines that really stand out amongst the rest are the IR line and the helmet line. There are some other pretty good lines in random places in the verse. 8/10

Walter Payton-Round 1: I really like the line about his show being cancelled and the line about climbing trees. I feel like the piss line could’ve been better though. 7.5/10

Bear Grylls-Round 2: The survive line is decent. The rest of the lines seem like they could be making some sort of good joke, but they don’t really stand out that much. 7/10

Walter Payton-Round 2: I like the surviving puns in this battle, and the one in this verse is pretty good. The rest of the lines aren’t quite enough to give him the win. 7/10

Overall: I wouldn’t call it your best battle, but it’s still a lot better than most battles on the site. It’s just a bit lacking in jokes, but it still has some good references. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Bear Grylls: 15/20
Walter Payton: 14.5/20

Total Score: 37/50

Can you review my dance battles a review
You can tell me what to imporve

Here's my review of Reptar vs. Spartica4Real. Next is LAWLzoR vs. Top-Hattington. Also, just so you guys know, I'm only going to review the TDFE battles if one of the people in the battle asks me personally. I don't want to be reviewing things without the writers knowing.

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Spartica4Real-Round 1: The best line of the battle is the first line. Nothing else in the verse matches it, but there are some OK lines, like the Larry Flatter line and the following one. 7.5/10

Reptar-Round 1: The first line doesn’t really have a point, since it’s not an insult or a boast, but it’s certainly funny. The girlfriend line, while obvious is still funny and the references to other forumers work well. 8/10

Spartica4Real-Round 2: The first and last line are both some of the best lines in the entire battle. Neither of the lines in the middle are that clever though, but the good lines are definitely enough to save this verse. 8.5/10

Reptar-Round 2: The only decent line in this verse is the last line. Aside from that, the lines don’t really make any references or clever jokes, so I would call it the worst verse of the battle. 7/10

Overall: I legitimately had a very fun time reading and reviewing this battle. The personalities are pretty spot on, the references are great, the jokes are all funny, I just think this battle is very well done all around. 8/10

Final Results:
Spartica4Real: 16/20
Reptar: 15.5/20

Total Score: 39/50

I'd like to request that me vs Brad from TDFE be reviewed for sure.

I'm fine with the TDFE battle between Beastness and I being reviewed.

Here's my review of Uprising's LAWLzoR vs. Top-Hattington. Next is Flareon vs. BBGUN.

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LAWLzoR-Round 1: The first 2 lines are both pretty nice, and from what I understand of the MLP line, it’s pretty good (I know nothing of the show though). None of the lines are really that great or clever, but they’re decent. 8/10

Top-Hattington-Round 1: The verse has only one or 2 above average lines. The rest of the lines make references, but some of them fail to make jokes about the references and they just feel pointless. 7/10

LAWLzoR-Round 2: 3 of the lines in this verse aren’t really jokes, but the last line is a pretty good one. That’s really all there is to say about this verse. 7.5/10

Cool-The-Renegade-Round 2: This verse is kind of like Top-Hattington’s verse in the way that it makes a huge amount of references, but most of them seem to not really make any jokes, just mention them and use generic insults. That being said, it has a nice ‘’flow’‘ for a FMERB. 7.5/10

Overall: I can’t help but feel that this battle is a bit rushed, since it doesn’t have too many clever jokes. It has a few decent lines, and I'm glad I read it, but I definitely think you guys work better in a group writing these. 7.5/10

Final Results:
LAWLzoR: 15.5/20
Top-Hattington: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Cool-The-Renegade: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)

Total Score: 37.5/50

I can haz review of Me and 3 vs. Pool and Lawl from that 2v2 tournie a while back? :3

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I can haz review of Me and 3 vs. Pool and Lawl from that 2v2 tournie a while back? :3

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I second this.

Here's my review of Flareon vs. BBGUN. Next is Dion vs. SaneButStrange.

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BBGUN-Round 1: Some of these lines are actually pretty clever, they just don’t seem to have anything to do with either person in the battle. Still, the lines are clever and original, so I do have to give it some credit. 8/10

Adonis-Round 1: I can’t think of a better word to describe this verse than just brutal. He just takes everything BBGUN is known for, disses it all like he’s using a list, and still manages to make the lines clever. 9/10

BBGUN-Round 2: My criticism is sort of the same as the criticism for his last verse, clever lines that don’t have much to do with anyone. The difference is that this verse has a few lines that are below average, and they stick out. 6.5/10

Adonis-Round 2: The first line of this verse is an example of a clever line that seems unrelated to either rapper, like I’ve criticized of BBGUN. The last few lines are OK, so it’s better than BBGUN’s 2nd verse, but not by much. 7/10

Overall: In this battle, both of you delivered in your own ways and you both impressed me. This battle was definitely more interesting and entertaining than I thought it was going to be. 8/10

Final Results:
BBGUN: 14.5/20
Adonis: 16/20

Total Score: 38.5/50

Yuo should link to battles, because a lot of the time I don't know wtf the verses are.

And most of the sig links that have been around since PHPBB link to Peter's Q&A

Do you think you can save a spot for GoB and I? GoB and I have an upcoming rap battle that will be out within the next few days.

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Do you think you can save a spot for GoB and I? GoB and I have an upcoming rap battle that will be out within the next few days.

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It's out now. Can you review our Pit vs Percy Jackson battle?

Can you review the first and second ERBOF finales?

Here's my review of Dion vs. SaneButStrange. Next is Uprising vs. Brad.

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SaneButStrange-Round 1: Most of the good lines in this verse talk more about Sane than they do about Dion, such as the license line and the hatred line. The lines about Dion aren’t as clever, with an exception of the last line. 8.5/10

Dion-Round 1: I haven’t seen Dion rap that often, which is why I was pleasantly surprised by how good the lines in this verse were. It slows down at the end, but the first 3/4s of this verse are some of the best lines I’ve seen in a fan made battle. 9/10

SaneButStrange-Round 2: It took me a few seconds to get the Skywalker line, but when I fugred it out, I thought it was pretty decent. I’d say that’s probably the only really good line in this verse though. 7/10

Dion-Round 2: This verse is just a step behind Dion’s last verse. The best line in the verse is the sane line, but the line that follows about Havok is also a pretty good line. 8.5/10

Overall: This was probably the best of the TDFE battles, as both sides were very good and it was also a bit longer than most of the other battles. Stuff like this is the reason I was looking forward to the challenge. 8.5/10

Final Results:
SaneButStrange: 15.5/20
Dion: 17.5/20

Total Score: 41.5/50

Due to The Fourth Gunnut's request, I shall now try to provide a link to every battle I review. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500

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Here's my review of Dion vs. SaneButStrange. Next is Uprising vs. Brad.

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SaneButStrange-Round 1: Most of the good lines in this verse talk more about Sane than they do about Dion, such as the license line and the hatred line. The lines about Dion aren’t as clever, with an exception of the last line. 8.5/10

Dion-Round 1: I haven’t seen Dion rap that often, which is why I was pleasantly surprised by how good the lines in this verse were. It slows down at the end, but the first 3/4s of this verse are some of the best lines I’ve seen in a fan made battle. 9/10

SaneButStrange-Round 2: It took me a few seconds to get the Skywalker line, but when I fugred it out, I thought it was pretty decent. I’d say that’s probably the only really good line in this verse though. 7/10

Dion-Round 2: This verse is just a step behind Dion’s last verse. The best line in the verse is the sane line, but the line that follows about Havok is also a pretty good line. 8.5/10

Overall: This was probably the best of the TDFE battles, as both sides were very good and it was also a bit longer than most of the other battles. Stuff like this is the reason I was looking forward to the challenge. 8.5/10

Final Results:
SaneButStrange: 15.5/20
Dion: 17.5/20

Total Score: 41.5/50

Due to The Fourth Gunnut's request, I shall now try to provide a link to every battle I review. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500

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thx Sam of Heroes

Here's my review of Uprising vs. Brad. Next is Beastness vs. PolarBore.

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Brad-Round 1: The vocabulary line is a pretty nice line, and so is the line that follows it. I was a bit disappointed by the Wisconsin line, because there are so many jokes you could’ve made about it, and that one wasn’t as good as it could’ve been. 8/10

Uprising-Round 1: The sig line is nice, just like the sig joke Brad made. My main problem with this verse is a problem that lots of forumer battles have, there are a lot of lines that seems unrelated to either rapper. 7/10

Brad-Round 2: This verse isn’t that good, that is, until the last line. Sure, it’s not as clever as it could’ve been, but it is a really brutal insult, and it saves the battle for Brad in my opinion. 7.5/10

Uprising-Round 2: The only good line in this verse is the Breaking Bad line, but that’s OK, because of the ‘’flow’‘. Flow is pretty difficult to pull off in writing, but if you can make it so that readers instantly hear the flow in their head and they’re impressed, then you’ve done well. 7.5/10

Overall: This battle was kind of in the middle in terms of ranking the TDFE challenge 1 battles. It had a lot of lines that didn’t have a relation to either rapper, but at the same time, it does have some very impressive lines. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Brad: 15.5/20
Uprising: 14.5/20

Total Score: 37.5/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500

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Here's my review of Uprising vs. Brad. Next is Beastness vs. PolarBore.

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Brad-Round 1: The vocabulary line is a pretty nice line, and so is the line that follows it. I was a bit disappointed by the Wisconsin line, because there are so many jokes you could’ve made about it, and that one wasn’t as good as it could’ve been. 8/10

Uprising-Round 1: The sig line is nice, just like the sig joke Brad made. My main problem with this verse is a problem that lots of forumer battles have, there are a lot of lines that seems unrelated to either rapper. 7/10

Brad-Round 2: This verse isn’t that good, that is, until the last line. Sure, it’s not as clever as it could’ve been, but it is a really brutal insult, and it saves the battle for Brad in my opinion. 7.5/10

Uprising-Round 2: The only good line in this verse is the Breaking Bad line, but that’s OK, because of the ‘’flow’‘. Flow is pretty difficult to pull off in writing, but if you can make it so that readers instantly hear the flow in their head and they’re impressed, then you’ve done well. 7.5/10

Overall: This battle was kind of in the middle in terms of ranking the TDFE challenge 1 battles. It had a lot of lines that didn’t have a relation to either rapper, but at the same time, it does have some very impressive lines. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Brad: 15.5/20
Uprising: 14.5/20

Total Score: 37.5/50

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i can ahz link? :3

I'm requesting my Grumpy Cat VS Garfield battle

The battle is in the spoiler...

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Grumpy Cat:

I find your show un-amusing, your to lazy to fight.
Your just another feline who licks his own shite.
You like to annoy the hec out of humans, make un-needed remarks.
At least i'm just a taken image who doesn't even need to talk
I'm used on memes around on different backdrops people find me clever.
So great Lolcats is now fucking me forever.
Your mouth is full of shit, I can address you as a phonie.
I will be handing your arse, that's if it wasn't having anal with Odie.

Garfield:

Wipe that moody face, You drama queen clown.
Before i hand it back at ya and send your ratings all right down.
How can you fight a fat cat, who's still got the amazing moves.
With my flawless victory's so high i dont need you to approve.
I got a fucking awesome owner and his name starts with John.
When it comes down to you and me, The rap switch is flicked to on.
Purr the hell away, Before I start scratching a defeat.
You can only sit there in picture form, How do we know if you can land on 2 feet?

Grumpy Cat:

I detect bullshit leaking, my rhymes will perfectly harm ya.
You only get satisfaction when you smell the smell of lasagna.
I make a whole profit, Cat pictures with me is next to girls with boobies.
All you got is a litter box and 2 unsuccessful movies.
I'm no bad cat, all i do is talk what i speak.
Give it all up, your cat days are nearly at there peak.
I spit on your image from my image, I'm more better because i'm more wise.
People call you lazy because you don't do any damn exercise.

Garfield:

I have printed all your images and burnt every last copy.
By the end off this I'll make you be regrettin sorry.
You came after me, I was the original beast.
You can show some respect for me at least.
Held a Guinness world record of a syndicated comic strip.
Too bad ass i could eat a whole can of cat-nip.
You beating me? Like that will ever happen?
I could take a single person on like i did to Happy Chapman...

Can you review this as well when you get the chance?

Spoiler: 

(Also, since this was originally a You vs the Person Above battle, this is EDX's verse that my first verse in this battle was a reply to, don't review this one: )

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*A strong fog suddenly covers everything. Out of nowhere, a black silhouette rises. The fog slowly clears, revealing.. me*

"....I'm back"

Epic Doctor X:
The Doctor's back in the house, cover your ears and eyes, bitches!
I'll leave you people brutally mauled and viciously beaten to death in the ditches!
I return to this rap arena loaded with more anger than Hitlah!
Call me a lyrical butcher, one more word, and I'll split ya!
What the fuck, The Steam Punk? Your "Steam" stunk, stop the flapping!
Born in the wrong century? Hell yeah, judging by your rapping!
I'll leave you with that, so I can snap some more necks,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

(And this is what I want reviewed.)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PERSONAL INTEREST!!!!
EPIC DOCTOR X!
VS!!
MEEEEEEWWW!
BEGIN!!

Mew:
Dude, your hubby's a Brad Wolf. At least I can keep my bitch tamed!
Quit with the drama, this ain't theatre. No special effect's with my rapping flame.
You call yourself a lyrical butcher, but all of us really know what that means.
You beat your meat raw before serving it to your parents and siblings!
"You're back? I didn't even notice you left" is what all these unoriginals would say,
but I hate to lie to a doctor, so I admit once you were gone I started to celebrate!
Back when this cheap site had a plain black layout, you were Rob's ERB cartel.
Snooping around behind the scenes, getting your 'fill' of Epic Rap Battle personnel.
I guess to be a Swedish doc you need to play a glitchy bitchy Tupac, to get your doctorate.
Now when the forum thinks of an outcast, they'll think of you, Mr. 'Epic' Doctor X!

Epic Doctor X:
Are you kidding me? Just after a few hours has passed,
A wild asshole appears and tries to shove lies up my ass!
Why drag Brad into this? I mean, I'm married to a predator,
While all you have is a cat.. Wouldn't call that a competitor.
I played a glitchy Tupac, but what the hell are you known for?
Changing your name so much no one knows who you are anymore?
You've got nothing against me, write down that in your poké-dex,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

Mew:
I'll disregard your regards, better be on your guard, EN GARDE!
I'll scalpel you into MY territory, and rip ya apart like Fake Pokemon cards.
You'll need a doctor, Doctor, because I'm playing a Player.
Get your gas mask ready cuz my dis spits venomous vapor!
At least I embrace change, while you're in a cardboard box begging for more.
You've jacked off so much, even Brad has a pussy bluer than yours!
You're Sweden's #1 talentless psycho, even when we put you next to Pewds.
And I've scorched Caterpie with more bite than you!

Epic Doctor X:
Are you actually trying to beat the Doctor X with word playin'?
That's the style I used that left Steam Punk abused, so start prayin'!
When we're through, Mew, you will be lying 6 feet deeper down,
I'm subconsciously beatin' your ass, call me Lavender Town!
You think you're greater than me, well I'm about to make it awkward,
You left Cleverbot confused - using the line of a doctor!
Don't even to beat me with another verse, you'll never succeed.
Just show me the white flag, bitch - You got beaten by a swede.

WHO WON!?
PROBABLY WON'T BE ONE NEXT!
SO NO ONE DECIDES!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PERSONAL INTEREST!!!!

Here's my review of PolarBore vs. Beastness. Next is The Fourth Gunnut and 3 vs. Pool and Lawl.

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Beastness-Round 1: There are 2 pretty good lines near the beginning, the redux line and the party line. The rest of the verse isn’t too impressive, and the references aren’t all that clever. 7.5/10

PolarBore-Round 1: This verse focuses more on really insulting lines than really clever lines, which is OK, it works. The MaryDoodles line is good, the line that follows is OK and the last line is good. 8/10

Beastness-Round 2: The only really decent line is the last line, and even that isn’t as good as it could be. I would say this verse is worse than the first verse of the battle, but not by too much. 7/10

PolarBore-Round 2: The Grown Ups 2 line is pretty nice, the Spartica line is OK and the last line, while good, seems a bit unrelated to either rapper. This is just enough to give UnicornKevin the win. 7.5/10

Overall: It seems like this battle wasn’t really as long as any of the other TDFE battles, and I’m not sure why. It definitely wasn’t the best of the TDFE battles, but it was still a fun battle to read. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Beastness: 14.5/20
PolarBore: 15.5/20

Total Score: 37.5/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post329500

I know that it's not really a serious battle, but it would be hilarious if you reviewed my Goste Rida vs Ominom battle. It was meant to be terrible, by the way.
Link: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...RIDA-VS-OMINOM

Here's my review of The Fourth Gunnut and 3 vs. Pool and Lawl. Next is Pit vs. Percy Jackson.

Spoiler: 

3: Some of the lines seem to generic and not very clever, like the pedophiles line. That being said, it does have some pretty good lines to save the verse, such as the 3 Chainz line. 7/10

The Fourth Gunnut: I’m not sure if you guys knew this, but I love puns in rap battles, and the ‘’Fourth’‘ pun is no exception. The drowning line and the verbal gunshots line make this verse the better verse on the team. 8/10

Pool: The disses towards Gunnut aren’t that impressive, but the ones towards 3 are pretty clever, especially the Num Lock line. The link also is a pretty nice touch, and makes the verse more unique. 8/10

Lawlzor: This verse is my favorite verse of the battle, the best lines being the first line, the contusion line, the tangerine line and the last line. Not all of the lines are great, some of them seem a bit pointless, but that doesn’t prevent it from being the best. 8.5/10

Overall: I haven’t read the other battles in this tournament, but maybe I should, because this was pretty enjoyable. I’ve always been surprised by how forumers are able to find so many jokes to make about each other. 8/10

Final Results:
Team 3/4ths: 15/20
Pool and Lawlzor: 16.5/20

Total Score: 39.5/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post328898

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Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

The Fourth Gunnut: I’m not sure if you guys knew this, but I love puns in rap battles, and the ‘’Fourth’‘ pun is no exception. The drowning line and the verbal gunshots line make this verse the better verse on the team. 8/10

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Thx. :3

I was quite fond of the Num Lock line myself.

THERE WAS A NUM LOCK LINE? :O

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Originally Posted by The Fourth Gunnut

THERE WAS A NUM LOCK LINE? :O

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Re-read the battle, the middle of my verse.