Presidential Reviews

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Originally Posted by Milotic

Re-read the battle, the middle of my verse.

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*Finds battle, reads.*

Lelelelelel

Could you review the Meh Battles 50 States finale?

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Originally Posted by Uprising

Could you review the Meh Battles 50 States finale?

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lolno

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Originally Posted by Uprising

Could you review the Meh Battles 50 States finale?

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Link: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...453#post333453

Could u review our newest battle Jeff the Killer vs Slender Man pls? :D

I don't expect this to get a good review at all, but if you can, I think you should review this just for shits and giggles. It'll probably only take 2 minutes. XD

http://logs.omegle.com/82ac2b1

Here's my review of Mew's Pit vs. Percy Jackson. Next is the season 1 finale of ERBoF.

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Percy Jackson-Round 1: This verse has a very strong first 3/4s, with great lines like the pasture line, the flow line and‘’I'm Finished’‘. Unfortunately, the end isn’t as strong, but the beginning more than makes up for it. 8.5/10

Pit-Round 1: There are a lot of good, simple insults in this verse, like ‘’scum chum spawn of Aqua Man’‘ and ‘’glorified lifeguard’‘. Those insults plus the 9.0 intensity line make for a great verse. 9/10

Percy Jackson-Round 2: One of the strongest second verses I’ve ever read in a fan made battle. The first line is just above average, but the rest of the lines are all just as clever as any other line in the battle. 9/10

Pit-Round 2: The father line is pretty nice, and the line that follows is also very good, but the rest aren’t enough for the win. In almost any other fan made battle, this would definitely be enough, but the lines are just too good in this battle. 8/10

Overall: This is a fantastic fan made battle, definitely one of the best I’ve read. Both of you guys are great at writing fan made battles, and when you guys team up to write them, they just blow me away. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Percy Jackson: 17.5/20
Pit: 17/20

Total Score: 43/50

my Tony Hawk Vs Christian Hosoi?

Here my review of the season 1 finale of ERBoF. Next is the season 2 finale.

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Umbreon: Most of these lines aren’t really jokes, they're just facts and opinions. The claws line is OK, and I really like the D3ath Vs WWEFan line, but those are pretty much the only above average lines this verse. 6.5/10

Clemi: The first line is already awesome, and that greatness continues through the whole verse. He plays the French card often here, which works pretty well, but even the ones that don’t have anything to do with his Frenchness are great. 8.5/10

Sunkistluva: I like how all of the first few lines rhyme with beauty, but the only really good reference in that entire part is the first one. The demi-penny line is pretty decent, and so is the Bumbreon line. so they save the verse. 7.5/10

Uprising: This is the best way to write a verse against 3 different people. Uprising just takes the most basic knowledge of each rapper and manages to come up with clever disses for each, and a few good boasts to back them up. 9/10

Adonis: This verse is probably somewhere in the middle, not the best verses of the battle, but not the worst. The hair line is pretty good, then the verse slows down a bit, then it picks up again with the Midnight Magic line. 8/10

Overall: This was a very satisfying ending to a very satisfying series of battles. All of the rappers are pretty even, it gets you excited for next season, and I think it’s an all around great finale, and not to mention a great battle. 8/10

Final Results:
Umbreon: 6.5/10 (equivalent to 13/20)
Clemi: 8.5/10 (equivalent to 17/20)
Sunkistluva: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Uprising: 9/10 (equivalent to 18/20)
Adonis: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)

Total Score: 43.5/60 (equivalent to 36.5/50)

Here's my review of the Season 2 finale of ERBoF. http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post328128

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Dion: There aren’t that many references made in this verse, but the references that are made are all pretty good lines. The best references are the fagt line, the Rob line and the Square line, and they make the verse worth reading. 7.5/10

Rob: There are some good points made in the verse that could’ve made for some nice jokes, but most of them don’t attempt any jokes. The best lines would have to be the puns, like the VBullsh*tting line and the own line. 7/10

Froggy: I can’t really think of that much to say about this verse in particular. It has some good lines, like the Rob the Robot line, the DylanDiggeryDoo line and the poison line, but the other lines in the verse aren’t that clever. 7.5/10

BobbyBobber: I suppose this verse flows better than the other verses do, even though I try not to use the word ‘’flow’‘ about a written battle. I didn't think much of it at first, but after looking at it closer, it has some of the funniest lines of the whole battle. 8/10

Lawlzor: It has good lines, don’t get me wrong, but there are a bit too many filler lines in this verse (either that or maybe I just don’t get them). The last line is too obvious as a segway into the next verse, it needs more subtlety. 6/10

Axel: The West Coast line, the Havok line and the Oregon lines are all pretty nice references, and the circus line, while a bit unrelated to either rapper, is a good line as well. The end of the verse isn’t that good, but the first part makes up for it. 7.5/10

Noremac: The ‘’host with the most’‘ thing starts to get kind of old here, but I love the art attack line. There are a few decent lines scattered throughout the verse after that, but the only really good one is the Hard with his Paint line. 7/10

YellowNerd: This is the kind of verse I was looking for here in this huge battle. Lots of great puns, direct jabs at each person in the battle, and while the flow is a bit tricky to imagine at parts, this is the best verse of the battle. 8.5/10

Overall: I won’t be judging it, but I love the Scatman part. Anyway, I think this battle might’ve been a bit too long. Some parts aren’t that good, some parts are really nice, so overall, it was a fun read. It could have been better though. 7.5/10

Total Score:
Dion: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Rob: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Froggy: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
BobbyBobber: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)
Lawlzor: 6/10 (equivalent to 12/20)
Axel: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Noremac: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
YellowNerd: 8.5/10 (equivalent to 17/20)

Total Score: 66.5/90 (equivalent to 37/50)

You should review ERBoF Me vs you. :p

Here's my review of Funnybone's Grumpy Cat vs. Garfield. Next is Epic Doctor X vs. Mew.

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Grumpy Cat-Round 1: Well, most of the things in this verse are true, but they really aren’t very funny or clever, mainly just too obvious. There are a few OK lines, but I’m not that impressed with the verse overall here. 7/10

Garfield-Round 1: The owner line is an example of a line that's undoubtedly true, but really just not very funny or clever at all. Most of the verse is like that, until the last 2 lines, which are both actually a really huge step up. 7.5/10

Grumpy Cat-Round 2: I can't think of much to say about this verse that I haven't already said about the others. The lines are just too obvious and not that clever, the difference is that this verse doesn't have as many exceptions. 6/10

Garfield-Round 2: There are some more obvious lines in this verse, but these are a bit better because they're things that not many people know about him, like the Guinness world record line. Not the best verse of the battle, but enough for Garfield to win. 7/10

Overall: It's got a few good lines here and there, but this battle has too many statements about the characters and not enough jokes. There are a lot of references, which is good, but it's not enough for them to just be referenced without jokes. 6.5/10

Final Results:
Grumpy Cat: 13/20
Garfield: 14.5/20

Total Score: 34/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post332556

Could you add Ken Rosenberg vs Phoenix Wright to your list of battles to review? http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...483#post337483

Review the Cocojoe vs Goomy that you helped on: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post337407

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Originally Posted by PolarThor

Review the Cocojoe vs Goomy that you helped on: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post337407

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Nah, I don't want to review a battle I worked on. It'd be too biased, and would sound arrogant whenever I complimented a line I wrote.

Review my Ben Franklin vs 2 Chainz battle.

AND KEEP IN MIND WHEN YOU DO REVIEW IT

2 Chainz's lines were made intentionally bad at times, to mimic his own songs.

I'm back with bigger and better battles, This newest one is actually what I think to have the most effort and work put into it.

I am asking for your opinions on the battle, Boat VS Plane

Like before it's in the spoiler:

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Episode 2: Boat VS Plane


*Boat is sailing across the ocean when suddenly a plane passes over*


Plane: Ahoy Down There! Having Fun!


Boat: Not in the mood plane, I got some cargo that must be delivered today..


Plane: Hmmmm... Not in the mood for a... rap battle?


Boat: You want to rap me? *Boat turns around*


Plane: Drop the nice guy and start hurtin me wimp!


Boat: Let's do this!!!!



Boat:

Yo plane! Challenge accepted get into your rapping mood.
These rhymes are going to be sick like most people at your high attitude
Safe way to travel? Please.. You could drop into a crash landing at any second
And yet you still think that a electrical device is a deadly weapon?
They call yourself a plane because your rhymes come out flat
"Sir your engines are ready" HA! Only your airport could only tell you that!
Just look at yourself you have less dynamic structure than me.
Your engine's sound goes so high they should rename them to Glee.


Plane:

Don't make me rock the boat! You fatass cruiser!
Watch me beat this unlucky and unfortunate sore loser
You smell of fish and shit and your horn sounds like a dying hoover
When I'm done with you, you'll be regrettin not to learn scuba
While I'm up in the air, your below swimming in a pool of salt and toxic waste
Your poorly designed ship's just look like they only used cheap paste
I speed through the air your ass huff and puff's to the other side.
I burn so bad that your propeller's would be fried!


Boat:

I have my own swimming pool and stuff for your choice
My top side of me is fun for girl's and boys
You don't care about anything, Your engines are roaring
It's helping it's pollution cause global warming.
Try to sink me bitch! I'm like bedrock and aluminum put together
At least I can sail through all sorts of weather
We know who the winner is in this case, Your prices are Skyrocketing with your cash
My hot baked rhymes erupt so quickly you will be choking on it's ash!


Plane:

Your story was less convincing than your service.
You will go down with no dignity when my rhymes hit the surface!
You aren't the best! Your a failed abomination
When your passengers get on board you eat up most of there vacation!
I shouldn't say that since your trips are the same getaway
Take your ass out of the water and stay away!
I hope these words come back and haunt ya.
I will B4 your ass right out of the water!

Please review this ERB with forumers thingy between Umbreon and I.
I wrote the majority of it: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post338619

I would love to see your review of my TF2 in-fight.

Here's my review of Epic Doctor X vs. Mew. Next is Goste Rida vs. Ominom.

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Mew-Round 1: The best lines in the verse are definitely the Brad Wolf line, the special effects line and the raw meat line. There are a lot of other really good lines in the verse, and those certainly help the score a bit, but they aren't as strong as those lines. 8.5/10

Epic Doctor X-Round 1: A few of the lines in this verse are a bit obvious, but still pretty good, like the wild *sshole line. There are also some really great line in this verse, like the name changing line, but the verse isn't quite as good as Mew's. 8/10

Mew-Round 2: Another very nice verse with great references and great ''flow''. The first 2 lines, the vapor line and the Pewds line are all really great, so this verse has a consistent beginning, middle and end, which I rarely see in forum battle verses. 9/10

Epic Doctor X-Round 2: I personally found this the weakest verse of the bunch, but that is by no means a bad thing at all. I like the Steam Punk line, love the Lavender Town line and like the last line as well, but in a battle like this, it's just not quite enough. 8/10

Overall: Stuff like this is the reason I occasionally check out the You vs. The Person Above thread, because this was pretty brilliant. Both of you really know what you're doing in this game, and the fact that you guys keep coming back to that thread and continue to put out rhymes like this will most likely never fail to impress me. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Mew: 17.5/20
Epic Doctor X: 16/20

Total Score: 42/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post332641

So close, yet so far.

Here's my review of Goste Rida vs Ominom. As a warning, I'm judging this based on what made me laugh, not what was clever.

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Goste Rida: The lines about Ominom's ''girl'' all made me laugh because of how generic they were. Pretty much all of the 2nd verse made me laugh, and the last line was also pretty funny, so overall, there's some pretty funny stuff here. 17/20

Ominom: The first verse was a lot funnier in the audio version, that's for sure, but that doesn't mean it's not funny here. Although there are some really good laughs in these lines, I'd have to say that Goste Rida's lines made me laugh more. 16.5/20

Overall: Believe me, I've seen a lot of attempts at the ''bad rap battles on purpose'' thing, and that's because they're fairly easy to do, but this is one of the most successful attempts I've ever seen. Some parts had me in tears, well done. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Goste Rida: 17/20
Ominom: 16.5/20

Overall: 42/50

I wrote the lines about Ominom's girl. :D

Save a spot for me? :)

Could you review my Thom Yorke vs Kurt Cobain battle? =P
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...969#post340969

Please review: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post340925
:D

Here's my review of the 50 States battle. Next is Jeff the Killer vs. Slender Man.

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Alabama: Nice reference. 1/1
Alaska: 0/1
Arizona: 0/1
Arkansas: Good first line. 1/1
California: Cali-fornicate is awesome. 1/1
Colorado: 0/1
Connecticut: Connect the dots is funny. 1/1
Delaware: 0/1
Florida: Last line is so random it’s funny. 1/1
Georgia: 0/1
Hawaii: 0/1
Idaho: Last line is OK. 1/1
Illinois: I like the Idaho line. 1/1
Indiana: Buttholes are always funny. 1/1
Iowa: I ow a took me a second, but it was good when I got it. Should’ve been written I owe a though, so it’s easier to understand.1/1
Kansas: 0/1
Kentucky: The KFC references are funny. 1/1
Louisiana: Something about this verse’s simplicity is funny. 1/1
Maine: The puns are decent. 1/1
Maryland: I like the reference to me. 1/1
Massachusetts: Arguably the best line of the battle. 1/1
Michigan: The Michigan pun is a bit of a stretch, but that just adds to the humor. 1/1
Minnesota: The self-insult is so out of place that it’s funny. 1/1
Mississippi: The jokes here are so hilariously pointless. 1/1
Missouri: More hilariously pointless jokes. 1/1
Montana: 0/1
Nebraska: The corn part is hilarious. It should've been the whole verse. 1/1
Nevada: Epic. 1/1
New Hampshire: The Hamp pun is good. 1/1
New Jersey: The New Jersey line is so pointless. 1/1
New Mexico: The random switch to Gorbachev style is funny. 1/1
New York: I like how sh*t is repeated twice in the same line. It sounds just so awkward to me. 1/1
North Carolina: 0/1
North Dakota: 0/1
Ohio: The first and last lines both made me laugh. 1/1
Oklahoma: There's something amusing about a state telling a bunch of other states to masturbate. 1/1
Oregon: Both lines are funny. 1/1
Pennsylvania: The f*ck your mother line gave me a very good laugh. 1/1
Rhode Island: Why are bread puns so amusing? 1/1
South Carolina: The sibling line is pretty funny. 1/1
South Dakota: I like how it tries to go in another direction besides Rushmore and then just forgets about it. 1/1
Tennessee: The Hickok line is strangely funny. 1/1
Texas: 0/1
Utah: 0/1
Vermont: There are so many mom jokes in this battle, but this one is especially funny because then it just does a whole verse about it that has nothing to do with any of the states. 1/1
Virginia: The fries line is kind of funny. 1/1
Washington: The puns here are actually kind of clever in parts, surprisingly. 1/1
West Virginia: 0/1
Wisconsin: The lines themselves are pretty funny, but the length is the funniest part of the verse. 1/1
Wyoming: An epic anti-climatic end. 1/1

Final Results:
I guess Wisconsin won.

Total Score: 38/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post333453

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Here's my review of the 50 States battle. Next is Jeff the Killer vs. Slender Man.

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Alabama: Nice reference. 1/1
Alaska: 0/1
Arizona: 0/1
Arkansas: Good first line. 1/1
California: Cali-fornicate is awesome. 1/1
Colorado: 0/1
Connecticut: Connect the dots is funny. 1/1
Delaware: 0/1
Florida: Last line is so random it’s funny. 1/1
Georgia: 0/1
Hawaii: 0/1
Idaho: Last line is OK. 1/1
Illinois: I like the Idaho line. 1/1
Indiana: Buttholes are always funny. 1/1
Iowa: I ow a took me a second, but it was good when I got it. Should’ve been written I owe a though, so it’s easier to understand.1/1
Kansas: 0/1
Kentucky: The KFC references are funny. 1/1
Louisiana: Something about this verse’s simplicity is funny. 1/1
Maine: The puns are decent. 1/1
Maryland: I like the reference to me. 1/1
Massachusetts: Arguably the best line of the battle. 1/1
Michigan: The Michigan pun is a bit of a stretch, but that just adds to the humor. 1/1
Minnesota: The self-insult is so out of place that it’s funny. 1/1
Mississippi: The jokes here are so hilariously pointless. 1/1
Missouri: More hilariously pointless jokes. 1/1
Montana: 0/1
Nebraska: The corn part is hilarious. It should've been the whole verse. 1/1
Nevada: Epic. 1/1
New Hampshire: The Hamp pun is good. 1/1
New Jersey: The New Jersey line is so pointless. 1/1
New Mexico: The random switch to Gorbachev style is funny. 1/1
New York: I like how sh*t is repeated twice in the same line. It sounds just so awkward to me. 1/1
North Carolina: 0/1
North Dakota: 0/1
Ohio: The first and last lines both made me laugh. 1/1
Oklahoma: There's something amusing about a state telling a bunch of other states to masturbate. 1/1
Oregon: Both lines are funny. 1/1
Pennsylvania: The f*ck your mother line gave me a very good laugh. 1/1
Rhode Island: Why are bread puns so amusing? 1/1
South Carolina: The sibling line is pretty funny. 1/1
South Dakota: I like how it tries to go in another direction besides Rushmore and then just forgets about it. 1/1
Tennessee: The Hickok line is strangely funny. 1/1
Texas: 0/1
Utah: 0/1
Vermont: There are so many mom jokes in this battle, but this one is especially funny because then it just does a whole verse about it that has nothing to do with any of the states. 1/1
Virginia: The fries line is kind of funny. 1/1
Washington: The puns here are actually kind of clever in parts, surprisingly. 1/1
West Virginia: 0/1
Wisconsin: The lines themselves are pretty funny, but the length is the funniest part of the verse. 1/1
Wyoming: An epic anti-climatic end. 1/1

Final Results:
I guess Wisconsin won.

Total Score: 38/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post333453

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Will you update your op? =P

50 States was a crown jewel of random.

Here's my review of Jeff the Killer vs. Slender Man. Next is the Omegle Battle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nWxzIYh88o

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Beat: The first beat is pretty good, I must say. It's got a creepy feel to it, but at the same time, it's still fairly catchy. The Hoody and Masky beat is a big repetitive, but the Eyeless Jack is just as good as the first beat, if not better. The Smile Dog beat is kind of boring, the SCP-173 is awesome, the BEN beat is interesting, but a bit too slow, the MissingNO beat is really good and the Zalgo beat isn't quite intense enough. Overall, the good definitely outweighs the bad. 8/10

Costumes: The great costumes would be Slenderman, Jeff and Jack. Hoody and Masky have the right faces for sure, but the clothes aren't right. Smile Dog, SCP and Missingno are examples of characters that really didn't need to be played by people, and probably should've just been edited in like BEN. The costumes aren't perfect, but the good ones are really good. 7/10

Slender Man: His first verse is alright. I like the Arrival line, the class line and the bathroom floor line, although I must admit that I don't get the profound line. The second verse has a lot of references, but the only ones that really work well are the static haze and the bus stop lines. 7.5/10

Jeff the Killer: Is it just me or does Jeff the Killer have a lot of lines with the ''You may be _____, but I'm ________'' format? It's not that much of a problem, but it does get a bit repetitive. Anyway, the best lines in the first verse are the hentai line and the photobomb line and the nest lines in the second verse are the Hospice line and the Teletubby line. He's pretty even with Slender Man. 7.5/10

Hoody and Masky: This is one of those verses I find has a lot of facts and references, but there aren't that many jokes made about the references, like the ''going after kids'' line. It has some good lines, like the cameras line and the pages line, but this is probably the weakest verse so far. 7/10

Eyeless Jack: Eyeless Jack seems to be the most popular rapper in the battle among fans, but I can't really see why, because the lyrics aren't any more clever than the other ones in this battle. The liver line and the Mitch line are both decent, and I would like the last line more if it wasn't basically already used in the battle. 7.5/10

Smile Dog: There are some O.K. dog puns at the beginning, but they're nothing that clever, and after the beginning, the verse is pretty underwhelming. This is probably one of the weaker characters in the battle, but it's not horrible. 7/10

SCP-173: Holy crap, this verse is possibly one of the biggest step ups I've ever seen in a fan made battle. The D-Class line, the Euclid line, the Special victory Procedures line, the Containing or Protecting and the last line are all some of the best lines in the battle. 9.5/10

BEN: Now this would be the biggest step down in the battle, and is probably the weakest character in the entire battle. The .wmv line is actually very impressive and stands out, but the rest of the lines are not that clever or funny at all. 6.5/10

MissingNO: I don't really have that much to say about this verse aside from that I like the 128 times line, the Mother Goose line and the Marowak line. The verse is probably above the average in this battle, but it's nothing too spectacular. 8/10

Zalgo: This verse has a bit too many generic insults, like assh*les, ******s and b*tch, which is probably a result of this verse being too unnecessarily long. It definitely has some strong lines, but I feel like you guys didn't need to make this verse as long as it was. 7/10

Overall: Let me start by saying that editing-wise, this was hands down the greatest battle you've ever done, and you'll probably never top this in that regard. I think that it's a bit lacking lyrically, and it's a bit too long, but you guys have certainly come a long way since the first few battles. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Slender Man: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Jeff the Killer: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Hoody and Masky: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Eyeless Jack: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Smile Dog: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
SCP-173: 9.5/10 (equivalent to 19/20)
BEN: 6.5/10 (equivalent to 13/20)
MissingNO: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)
Zalgo: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)

Total Score: 90/120

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Here's my review of Jeff the Killer vs. Slender Man. Next is the Omegle Battle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nWxzIYh88o

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Beat: The first beat is pretty good, I must say. It's got a creepy feel to it, but at the same time, it's still fairly catchy. The Hoody and Masky beat is a big repetitive, but the Eyeless Jack is just as good as the first beat, if not better. The Smile Dog beat is kind of boring, the SCP-173 is awesome, the BEN beat is interesting, but a bit too slow, the MissingNO beat is really good and the Zalgo beat isn't quite intense enough. Overall, the good definitely outweighs the bad. 8/10

Costumes: The great costumes would be Slenderman, Jeff and Jack. Hoody and Masky have the right faces for sure, but the clothes aren't right. Smile Dog, SCP and Missingno are examples of characters that really didn't need to be played by people, and probably should've just been edited in like BEN. The costumes aren't perfect, but the good ones are really good. 7/10

Slender Man: His first verse is alright. I like the Arrival line, the class line and the bathroom floor line, although I must admit that I don't get the profound line. The second verse has a lot of references, but the only ones that really work well are the static haze and the bus stop lines. 7.5/10

Jeff the Killer: Is it just me or does Jeff the Killer have a lot of lines with the ''You may be _____, but I'm ________'' format? It's not that much of a problem, but it does get a bit repetitive. Anyway, the best lines in the first verse are the hentai line and the photobomb line and the nest lines in the second verse are the Hospice line and the Teletubby line. He's pretty even with Slender Man. 7.5/10

Hoody and Masky: This is one of those verses I find has a lot of facts and references, but there aren't that many jokes made about the references, like the ''going after kids'' line. It has some good lines, like the cameras line and the pages line, but this is probably the weakest verse so far. 7/10

Eyeless Jack: Eyeless Jack seems to be the most popular rapper in the battle among fans, but I can't really see why, because the lyrics aren't any more clever than the other ones in this battle. The liver line and the Mitch line are both decent, and I would like the last line more if it wasn't basically already used in the battle. 7.5/10

Smile Dog: There are some O.K. dog puns at the beginning, but they're nothing that clever, and after the beginning, the verse is pretty underwhelming. This is probably one of the weaker characters in the battle, but it's not horrible. 7/10

SCP-173: Holy crap, this verse is possibly one of the biggest step ups I've ever seen in a fan made battle. The D-Class line, the Euclid line, the Special victory Procedures line, the Containing or Protecting and the last line are all some of the best lines in the battle. 9.5/10

BEN: Now this would be the biggest step down in the battle, and is probably the weakest character in the entire battle. The .wmv line is actually very impressive and stands out, but the rest of the lines are not that clever or funny at all. 6.5/10

MissingNO: I don't really have that much to say about this verse aside from that I like the 128 times line, the Mother Goose line and the Marowak line. The verse is probably above the average in this battle, but it's nothing too spectacular. 8/10

Zalgo: This verse has a bit too many generic insults, like assh*les, ******s and b*tch, which is probably a result of this verse being too unnecessarily long. It definitely has some strong lines, but I feel like you guys didn't need to make this verse as long as it was. 7/10

Overall: Let me start by saying that editing-wise, this was hands down the greatest battle you've ever done, and you'll probably never top this in that regard. I think that it's a bit lacking lyrically, and it's a bit too long, but you guys have certainly come a long way since the first few battles. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Slender Man: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Jeff the Killer: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Hoody and Masky: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
Eyeless Jack: 7.5/10 (equivalent to 15/20)
Smile Dog: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
SCP-173: 9.5/10 (equivalent to 19/20)
BEN: 6.5/10 (equivalent to 13/20)
MissingNO: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)
Zalgo: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)

Total Score: 90/120

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thank you for the review :)

i do agree with a lot of what you said, like BEN being the most boring and my costume not looking like smile dog. :)

I thought reviewing the Omegle Battle would be boring, so I decided to challenge myself to write this review in less than 2 minutes, like Helioptile said. Here's the link: http://logs.omegle.com/82ac2b1. Next is Tony Hawk vs. Christian Hosoi. Timer starts....now.

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Stranger 1-Round 1: He compliments him and then says his rhymes are in the past. I have no idea what that means. 2/10

Stranger 2-Round 1: None of these lines are clever, and the last line is laugh-worthy. 3/10

Stranger 1-Round 2: The barf line and the last line are at least trying, so I give it credit. 5/10

Stranger 2-Round 2: I'd look up what trite means but I only have 21 seconds on the clock. It sucks. 3/10

Overall: This is as good as I remembered. 3/10

Final Results:
Stranger 1: 7/20
Stranger 2: 6/20

Total Score: 16/50

Phew, puled it off as soon as the clock ran out.

Here's my review of Umbreon's Tony Hawk vs. Christian Hosoi (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post334970). Next is Ken Rosenberg vs. Phoenix Wright.

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Tony Hawk-Round 1: This verse has no spectacular lines, but it has a few minor goodies, like the Homecoming line and the X-Game line. Unfortunately, there are a few too many filler lines, and they seem to outnumber the good lines. 7/10

Christian Hosoi-Round 1: Pretty much the same complaints as the first verse of the battle, so I'll give it the same score. Like the last verse, it has too many filler lines, but it also has some pretty decent highlights, like the On Video line and the Rocket Air line. 7/10

Tony Hawk-Round 2: The best line in this verse is the drugs line, even though it could be considered a bit predictable. That line alone probably would make this the strongest verse of the entire battle, although definitely not by too much. 7.5/10

Christian Hosoi-Round 2: The only impressive line in this verse to me was the first line, and after that, it's pretty much a bunch of references without jokes. It's not awful, but it's probably the weakest verse in the battle, and it's not enough for the win. 7/10

Overall: This battle certainly has good lines and a lot of references, but every verse suffers the same problems, which are that the references aren't really jokes and that there are too many filler lines. These battles have potential, they just need a bit more time put into them. 7/10

Final Results:
Tony Hawk: 14.5/20
Christian Hosoi: 14/20

Total Score: 35.5/50

Here's my review of Kubby's Ken Rosenberg vs. Phoenix Wright (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post337483). Next is Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler 3.

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Ken Rosenberg-Round 1: I really like the puns in the first line, although the following line bugged me since it really didn't rhyme. Anyway, I have to say that this verse has some very good references and very good points made, just like a battle between two lawyers should be. 9/10

Phoenix Wright-Round 1: Unfortunately, I have to say that this verse is a rather big step down from the first verse. I really like the Winston Payne line, and it still has the lawyer-battle feel, but the lyrics seem a bit lacking compared to last verse. 7/10

Ken Rosenberg-Round 2: This verse is pretty average up until the ending, when the Feenie line and the 3D line help bring up this verse. The last line is also pretty good, but again, it doesn't really rhyme at all with years, so it doesn't help the score. 7.5/10

Phoenix Wright-Round 2: The first 2 lines are pretty good, and so is the Tommy Gun line. This verse is good, but overall, that gap in the first round of verses is just too big for this verse, to close, so I'm going to give the win to Rosenberg. 7.5/10

Overall: I do really like how this battle has a lawyer theme, and I think that is executed pretty well. The first verse shows me that these battles have the potential to be great, and if every verse were like that one, this would be one of the best FMERBs I've ever read. 8/10

Final Results:
Ken Rosenberg: 16.5/20
Phoenix Wright: 14.5/20

Total Score: 39/50

A lot of my opinions of the real ERBs have changed, so now my plan is to do a FMERB and a real ERB every day. I'll edit the list in a bit. First up is Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqNvskS_kM). Next is Ben Franklin vs. 2 Chainz.

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Beat: This beat has received tons of praise and I think it’s very deserving of it. I slightly prefer the beat in Vader vs. Hitler 2 myself, but they’re both at the very top of my list. My only complaint is that it’s a bit slow during Hitler’s part, even though it is very intense. The beat gets really good about halfway through Vader’s verse, and my favorite part of the beat is during the winter clothes line. 9.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: Like I’ve said in the past, the costumes are awesome and the impressions are great, even though Hitler’s voice is a bit too high-pitched, so I guess the only thing they added was Boba Fett. The costume is awesome, and the impression is pretty good, but I think that maybe they should’ve added an effect on the voice like they did with Vader, because his words are a bit too clear for Boba Fett. 8.5/10

Adolf Hitler-Round 1: I really hated the big black c*nt line when I first heard it, but looking back on it, it’s not that bad. It’s kind of funny, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it a ‘’good line’‘. After that line, there’s a whole bunch of good lines in a row. The war on two fronts line, rap apartheid and germ lines are all excellent. The Mickey Mouse line isn’t that clever, but it is funny. I really like where they were going with the space mountain line, and on it’s own it’s arguably the best line in the verse, but it loses points because it doesn’t rhyme AT ALL with mouse. The oven line was very predictable, but I do like the way it was set up. I’m also not a big fan of the flow in this verse. It sounds cool at parts, like during the apartheid line, but compared to Vader, the flow is too slow. In total, the verse has some minor problems, but lyrically, it's just about as good as it gets. 9/10

Darth Vader-Round 1: The first line is a nice dis because it gets into Hitler's personal life, even if it isn't overly clever. I really don't like the jews line, it's way too fact statey for my tastes, and isn't that clever. Then there are the controversial fired up lines, where everyone either hates them or loves them. Personally, I'm in the half that loves them. I don't really see the connection with the Stalin line, if anything, you could argue it's too similar to Lenin's right hand line. Oh, and if you want specifics, I think the beer hall putsch line is the best of the fired up lines. Another rather controversial line is the winter clothes line, where some have argued it's too predictable. Well, after 2 battle of having never really mentioned Russia, I certainly wasn't expecting it. I loved the line and it was one of the few lines in the battle that made me laugh out loud. The rest of the verse really just sounds cool, and isn't very impressive lyrically. Vader says he has a million clones that die for him, but really Hitler does too, so that line is a failure. The flow, by the way, is awesome in this verse. It's fast for the most part, and when it slows down, it still feels really epic. Overall, I think this is probably the weakest Vader performance in any of the 3 battles, but it's still pretty good. It has some really great lines in parts, and is really cool to listen to. 8.5/10

Boba Fett-Round 2: The purpose of this verse was humor and good flow, not clever lines. Does it succeed? I'd say it does. The Boba Tea line is pretty funny, and the Wilhelm scream was a really funny reference. I also do think the flow is pretty nice. So I actually kind of like it, even though it's by no means a masterpiece. 8/10

Adolf Hitler-Round 2: I like the Sieg Hell no line, even though I found it a bit predictable. The rest of this verse doesn't rhyme at all, and I think at this point, I was looking for more clever lines, not another comic relief verse. Yeah, it's funny, but the battle already had enough comic relief. It didn't need this, and I think it cost Hitler the battle. 7/10

Overall: This battle is rather average for me. I love the first half, but after Vader's verse, it's all comic relief, and I thought that was a disappointing and anticlimactic end to the trilogy. That being said, I do think it's a lot better than the first Vader vs. Hitler, but not as strong as the second in the trilogy. I do like this battle, it's funny and has some great moments, but it's not really the best way to start season 3. EDIT: Forgot to share my opinions on the intro. I really liked it. I thought the cameos were funny, it was faithful to the series and the acrobatics were pretty impressive. My one complaint is that it's a bit too abrupt compared to last time, and it's weird how he suddenly goes from the Rancor pit to the Sarlacc pit.8/10

Adolf Hitler's Best Line: This Fuhrer will crush the dark side! Like a rap Apartheid!
Adolf Hitler's Worst Line: Everything in his second verse after Sieg Heil No. I'm not sure how to divide that into lines.
Darth Vader's Best Line: You wrote a little book, got'em fired up, had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up.
Darth Vader's Worst Line: Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil.

Final Results:
Adolf Hitler: 16/20
Darth Vader and Boba Fett: 16.5/20

Total Score: 58.5/70

Hurry! I want to see your Blackbeard vs Capone review! :p

Here's my review of Uprising's Ben Franklin vs. 2 Chainz (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post337322). Next is Al Capone vs. Blackbeard. Oh yeah, and I'm going to start doing that ''Best Line, Worst Line'' thing. I'll edit my VvH3 review as soon as I can for it.

Spoiler: 

Ben Franklin-Round 1: The only lines in this verse that I really think are good line would be the too much crap line and the popularity line. The rest of the lines in the verse really don't seem like jokes, and the references aren't that clever. 7/10

2 Chainz-Round 1: The first line is really a fantastic line, and it's probably the best line in the battle. The line about Franklin's children is also pretty brutal and the door line is pretty funny, so overall, I was pretty impressed by this verse. 8.5/10

Ben Franklin-Round 2: This verse is full of OK lines, but sadly, none of them really stand out. While they make good points, they aren't that funny, nor that clever, so I wouldn't hesitate at all to call this the weakest verse in the battle. 6.5/10

2 Chainz-Round 2: I'm glad you told me to look out for this when looking at 2 Chainz's lines, otherwise I would've given this verse a low score. Sure, the lines aren't that clever, but they are pretty funny, especially the first line, so I'd say 2 Chainz wins this based on comedy alone. 8/10

Overall: Now I really like what you did with 2 Chainz in this battle, but I really wasn't too impressed with Franklin's lines at all in this battle. Remember to make lots of references, have them make good point, and make sure they have some sort of clever twist on them. 7.5/10

Ben Franklin's Best Line: They call you 2 Chainz, but all I hear is too much crap!
Ben Franklin's Worst Line: Are you kidding me? You actually call that a rap verse?
2 Chainz's Best Line: You're a little fat Benny, yo weights too high, it's higher than my bankroll throughout the night.
2 Chainz's Worst Line: I'm different from you and that's all that matters in the end!

Final Results:
Ben Franklin: 13.5/20
2 Chainz: 16.5/20

Total Score: 37.5/50

Here's my review of Al Capone vs. Blackbeard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9gulYfUh4). Next is Boat vs. Plane.

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Beat: This is a very well suited beat for the two of them. It's got some nice pirate-y parts, like at the end of Blackbeard's second verse, and some nice gangster-y parts, like at the beginning of Capone's first verse. Not to mention, the beat just sounds really cool to listen to on its own. I have to say that I am really impressed with how Season 3's beats have been so far. 9.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: The Blackbeard costume is pretty spot on, and some of the people on the wiki couldn't even tell it was Peter when the cover came out. The Capone costume is almost perfect, it just needs to be a bit chubbier. In terms of voices, we never heard either of them talk, as far as I know, but I really love the voices they gave them. Blackbeard's voice sounds like a pirate, yet it manages to keep from being too stereotypical, and I don't even think I need to say anything about how beautiful Lloyd's voice is in this. 9.5/10

Blackbeard-Round 1: The first few lines aren't that clever or funny, they're just put in there to make him sound intimidating. I think they work well, but the lines get better later on. I've heard some people saying the ''cold heart'' line is kind of pointless, and doesn't really make any good points. Well, remember that the connection is the two greatest criminals in history, so I think it makes sense with the given theme. The flow of the ''eeze'' lines are just fantastic, and not to mention, the lines are pretty funny too. The port and starboard line is awesome, and the last line is just incredible. Most of the verse rankings I've seen have this as the worst verse, but I disagree. The lines aren't 100% consistent all the way through, but the flow is, and the lines at the end are just ERB at its best. 8.5/10

Al Capone-Round 1: Is this the best verse they've ever done, like Peter said in the AMA? No it isn't, but that's not taking anything away from it. The Johnny Depp line is certainly a risky line to put in there, and I personally enjoyed the PotC movies, but it's still a clever line. After that, it slows down for a while, but the flow picks up at the syndicate line, and then the poop deck line comes and pretty much everything after that is just unbelievable. The teaches line, the Halloween line (hey, I guess this was the Halloween battle), the insurance money line, the last line and the flow all come together and form an incredible verse. 9.5/10

Blackbeard-Round 2: I know I've praised the flow too much in this battle, but the flow in the first half of the verse can't be ignored. Not to mention, the tax evasion and Davy Jones lines are both really nice. The second half of the verse is a bit lacking, and even though I do like the rum line, I'd say the second half makes this the weakest verse in the battle. 8/10

Al Capone-Round 2: The first line is a bit too fact-statey, but the soap line is hilarious. I had to look up the rat's nest beard line after I first heard it, but when I found out what it meant, I just cracked up, like Lloyd did in the BTS. The Edward Kenway line is a bit out of place, and was probably just thrown in there because of the advertisement from Assassin's Creed. The last 3 lines are all great lines, even though the last line is a bit predictable. 9/10

Overall: I wasn't sure where to rank this when I first heard it, but after doing the review, I think I'd have to make this my second favorite battle. I also feel like I should probably mention a few things here. The characters seemed a bit stiff for the most part, but I love the Kenway stuff in the background. It's a really clever way of relating him to both characters instead of just Blackbeard, and of course the action there is the most exciting part of the video. Another thing I should bring up is the argument that ERB ''sold out'' for this one. Well, personally, I can't stand the word ''sell out''. If they want to make some extra money without affecting the quality of the videos, then they have every right to. Yes, the line is a bit out of place maybe, but it really didn't affect the quality of the video at all, so I support them in this move. Oh yeah, and the battle's amazing. 9/10

Blackbeard's Best Line: (You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine,) If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes!
Blackbeard's Worst Line: Don't start a war with me, you're not hardcore!
Al Capone's Best Line: (I mean, that rat's nest beard's trapped so many crumbs) This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!
Al Capone's Worst Line: I had syphillis yeah, well you're a huge d*ck.

Final Results:
Al Capone: 18.5/20
Blackbeard: 16.5/20

Total Score: 63/70

>64/70 for MLK vs Gandhi
>63/70 for BB vs Capone

SO CLOSE.

Good review, I completely agree with you on everything except personally I'd rank Capone's second verse a 9.5/10 as well. Maybe BB's second an 8.5 also. It's my favorite battle, and you summed up most of my sentiments on it.

You gonna review Miley vs Joan or ?