It sounded like "I'm spitting metal" at first for me, which was weird.Quote:
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It sounded like "I'm spitting metal" at first for me, which was weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by GunnutHoly shit that flow doe.
Also how is spitting adamantium confusing.
Other than the part where adamantium is liquid exactly once before it cools, and it steaming hot before that.
Well, steaming hot metal, presumably...Quote:
Originally Posted by Big SamIt sounded like "I'm spitting metal" at first for me, which was weird.
Can you review my Stanford Pines & Fiddleford McGucket vs Hitler and Goebbels? You can find it (as always) in MANCHA's chizzling center in the "writers block."
PS: It has a LOT of Gravity Falls spoilers.
Here's a link to the battle. So Sam doesn't have to digQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigkidrant3Can you review my Stanford Pines & Fiddleford McGucket vs Hitler and Goebbels? You can find it (as always) in MANCHA's chizzling center in the "writers block."
PS: It has a LOT of Gravity Falls spoilers.
So I was asked to review the album Kid A by Radiohead. I've been told that to fully judge and appreciate this album takes several weeks. So this isn't going to be a very critical review because I don't think it's fair to criticize something deeply that I can't give enough time to appreciate. It's going to be more of my initial thoughts and first impressions of this album, and Radiohead in general since I'm only partially familiar with a few of their songs.
Spoiler:Everything in Its Right Place: Well, it certainly caught my attention quickly. The instruments at the beginning are kind of eerie and futuristic. I like it. Vocals seem to get increasingly better as it goes on. Putting weird effects on singing voices is kind of a pet peeve of mine personally, but I don’t mind how it’s used here because the effects kind of come AFTER he sings the lyric, which creates a cool echo effect.
For these lyrics, I’m just going to give my initial interpretation of them. I have no idea if any of these are common interpretations or me just playing a weird guessing game, but it’s the best way I can think of to talk about the lyrics. My initial interpretation is that this song is about the world being really chaotic, and he wants things to just be in their right place. Which is certainly a sentiment I can relate to.
Kid A: It starts with some nursery-ish instruments, which makes me think that this song is going to be about childhood or something along those lines. But then the lyrics don’t really match up to that. I mean, the first lyric could have something to do with losing your childhood, and of course there is that Pied Piper allusion at the end which definitely seems to have something to do with childhood. But the ventriloquist thing and standing at shadows don’t seem to relate to that theme.
Instruments are….kind of uplifting in a weird way, even though the lyrics make it seem like a depressing song. The vocals are a bit too machiney for my taste, but that’s a me problem.
National Anthem: It starts off a bit catchier than the last two, for me. Maybe it’s because it doesn’t have as many weird noises (still has a few though). Then it just starts to get absolutely crazy, before slowing down for a bit.
The first few lyrics make me think it’s about social anxiety, and the instruments (especially in the louder parts) seem to fit that. I guess that could be “the fear”, but not everyone has a fear of social anxiety, and then it wouldn’t explain what “it” is that’s holding on at the end. There seems to be some kind of theme of unity, with the repetition of “everyone”. I don’t know, these lyrics are probably more confusing than the last two for me (which is weird since there’s not as many of them).
How to Disappear Completely: The instruments really clash here, some of them being really eerie and scary while the guitar is kind of happy sounding. At first it doesn’t sound right, but then you get used to it and they kind of compliment each other.
I definitely get the feeling this song is about dreams, and the freedom they give him as opposed to his real life. Could be about daydreaming, could be about sleeping, could be about both. The bridge at the end seems like him not liking the music star life he’s living.
Treefingers: Not too much to say about this without lyrics. Like the past few songs on the album, it gives me conflicting emotions that ultimately end up in just confusion. The title makes it sounds like it has something to do with nature, which I can kinda get a vibe of in this.
Optimistic: While it probably doesn’t sound as happy as your typical showtune, this does feel a bit happier than the other songs so far. Probably, again, because there aren’t many weird computer noises (which aren’t bad things or anything). I like that jazzy part at the end. Nice change of pace.
The lyrics, at least the first verse, seem like they’re about darwinism, with both humans and animals. The “Animal Farm” part makes me realize how kind of uniform-themed a lot of these lyrics are, especially the “this one” part that sounds like the “this little piggy” nursery rhyme. And then the end with the dinosaurs might be about human extinction.
In Limbo: It seems like “In Limbo” would be a good name for most of the songs on this album, maybe even the whole album, but I guess I’m not used to this type of music. The instruments don’t seem any more limbo-y than the rest of the songs, though individually it does have a very limbo vibe.
The theme of perpetuality and uncertainty that the title gives off are definitely noticeable in these lyrics. The song really plays up the “lost at sea” metaphor in a few of the lyrics. In fact, this song could be about sea completely if not for a few certain lyrics that don’t seem to fit.
Idioteque: Instruments are more fast paced, and even a little more futuristic, than the past few songs on here. The lyrics have an apocalyptic theme, and then the sort of barren ending works for that.
I’m reading other people’s interpretations of this song, and I like the idea that it’s about the global warming debate. When I found out the song was about some kind of apocalypse and one of the lyrics was about him “laughing until his head comes off”, I was kind of confused. But then I realized this could be either A. someone who doesn’t believe in global warming not taking the issue seriously until it’s too late or B. someone who DOES believe in global warming and is laughing at the people that don’t. The lyric afterwards about “swallowing” implies it’s probably the first one.
Morning Bell: Starts off very soothing, which is kind of a pleasant surprise. But then there are lyrics like “release me” which are so unfitting to the instruments that you have to figure it’s intentional. When you put it with the lyrics it seems like it’s about an unhappy marriage and ultimately a divorce, since there’s a lot of references to custody and stuff. It’s hard to tell which parts are talking about the marriage and which parts are talking about a divorce though.
Motion Picture Soundtrack: The instruments make this probably the most depressing sounding song on the album. The lyrics add to that. Then that silence followed the harmonic noises really makes it seem like he’s killed himself and is ascending into heaven or something.
Lyrics seem to be about an ex-lover and suicide. They might’ve died or they might’ve just broken up, or maybe they’re just having some relationship troubles. The one lyric tripping me up is “I think you’re crazy, maybe”. I’m not sure at all what that means about the girl or about the singer. It could just mean she’s crazy, but that’s way too simple.
Overall: This was a pretty fun review to do. I definitely get the appeal of bands and albums like these. Trying to interpret the lyrics and meanings can get really captivating (but it can also get a bit frustrating, which I guess is to be expected). I don’t think it’s the type of stuff I’d listen to on a daily basis, and I could understand why some people would straight up dislike songs like this, since they are confusing and sometimes come off as pretty hipstery. But it was pretty cool looking into this world that so many people love and try to figure out what makes this album so special to so many people.
Quote:Spoiler:Van Helsing-Round 1:
Coming out of Transylvania, fresh off a successful hunt.
And I can only be disappointed when I see R.P.D's freshest runt.
Fairly simple insult.
I'll bring hell on this rookie who's desperate for a fix!
”Desperate for a fix” is pretty good.
Battling me is a worse mistake than starring in RE6!
Could’ve been a better RE6 joke.
I rap sharp like a stake, and both strike your heart.
Pretty good stake line.
You're like that dog; no bite, but a whole lot of bark!
Nice reference.
Mr. Kennedy, before I'm forced to hunt you, we should go our Separate Ways.
Decent set up.
Or else you'll end up like your president; with a bullet to the brain!
Probably the most obvious JFK joke, but still not bad.
Score: 8.5/10
Leon S. Kennedy-Round 1:
Best step back, Doctor, I spit so sick you can call it Las Plagas,
The “doctor-sick” thing has been done before, but the Las Plagas puts a decent twist on it.
and when I start to flow you could say I've caught the OG-Virus.
Nice pun.
Reppin' the DSO and RPD, blasting you apart with Ada's RPG,
Good flow, not much of a joke.
You chase after Dracula, but you're the only evil resident I can see.
Decent, not the most clever Resident Evil pun though.
I've seen your story's Degeneration, and it's a Dark Chronicle.
From gothic horror to Diablo clone, and now you just look Penny Dreadful!
You're just a Broken Butterfly who'll end up Punished by my Riot Gun!
Good references in these 3 lines.
Bitch, you can call me Ustanak, 'cause I'm bringing the true hunt!
OK. Probably could’ve been a better Ustanak joke.
Score: 9.25/10
Van Helsing-Round 2:
My raps rip and slash you to pieces like a fuckin' Wolverine!
OK reference, probably the easiest Wolverine joke to make.
And listening to your verse is just Damnation for my hearing!
Also a decent reference.
You can thank your comrades for your competence, but there is one success that you can own.
Joining the E.F.Z. Elite Friend Zone!
This is pretty funny.
You certainly belong in Raccoon City, 'cause I hear the chief has vermin at his beck and call.
Clever, but kind of confusing.
I'm so skilled at killing Kennedy's, you can call me Lee Harvey Oswald!
A bit too similar to the last JFK joke.
Score: 8/10
Leon S. Kennedy-Round 2:
Please. Helsing, that verse was small time.
Decent reference, joke isn’t super clever but it works OK.
Maybe you should call up Hunnigan so she can send you a tutorial on how to rhyme?
Nice.
I slay Giants, and Tyrants, while you're stuck vampire chasing.
Fact-statey.
To be honest, there's a different undead hunting Abe I'd rather be watching!
Pretty clever.
There's a lyrical storm approaching, you'd best grab your Umbrella and bolt.
This is a nice mix of references.
'Cause I got an Infinite Launcher aimed straight at you; Hasta Luego!
Pretty simple threat.
Score: 9/10
Overall: This is a really strong battle with lots of great references, even some obscure ones that are done pretty well for the most part. My only real problem is that some of these jokes are a bit too obvious. That’s not to say you don’t want to do them, but put some kind of twist on the obvious ones that people won’t expect. Still, great job. 8.5/10
Van Helsing’s Worst Line: And I can only be disappointed when I see R.P.D's freshest runt.
Van Helsing’s Best Line: You're like that dog; no bite, but a whole lot of bark!
Leon S. Kennedy’s Worst Line: I slay Giants, and Tyrants, while you're stuck vampire chasing.
Leon S. Kennedy’s Best Line: And when I start to flow you could say I've caught the OG-Virus.
Final Results:
Van Helsing: 16.5/20
Leon S. Kennedy: 18.25/20
Total Score: 43.25/50
For the record, "Or else you'll end up like your president; with a bullet to the brain!", was a reference to the beginning of Leon's campaign in RE6 where Leon has to shoot the president; not a JFK reference.
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Originally Posted by GunnutI'm glad you got the Larry Flatter reference.
EDIT: Did I ever ask for a review of the Terminator/Robocop Me vs Turtle? If not, pls do.
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...008#post409008
Spoiler:Gonad-Round 1:
Yo, I suggest you leave the forum like you got re-banned
A bit obvious, but good.
Before I show your suka ass some Russian violence
The lack of a rhyme here is pretty distracting.
I'm like a smart NRA member, cause I got a gun and the wit
Decent reference.
And at least I got a stint with ****stick where I could post it
Fun comparison.
I wonder where all that dildo-posting and hubris went
When that hammer-driving final infraction came in
Another kind of easy joke to make about the ban.
You should go back to Romania and stop Romanian the site
Nice pun.
Or you'll get pummeled trying to start a verbal forum fight
Good.
And I didn't think this sausage fest could get more annoying
Then he named himself after one of comics' best vigilantes
Too fact statey.
I'm the Nomad and I got the skill to take Tudor and go for the kill
There are some references, but there aren’t really many jokes about those reference.
I got that REWF count like Polar's rep, try if you will
Finishes kind of limp.
Score: 8/10
Turtle-Round 1:
Wrong!
I got detailed files on the conclusion of your REWF raps
You got as much diss variety as the Splinter Cell Blacklist maps
Pretty clever reference.
I am D-I-L-D-O Turtlesauce Batman model 69
Not super clever, but funny.
And I'll be shitting on your gimmick that's even worse than Brine's
Basic insult.
My massive rep bar is the perfect display of my posting and raps and good memes
That rapidly crushes your chances of MOTY and surviving in the Dildo Regime
I like how this flows in my head a lot. Lines by themselves aren’t too clever though.
We're not the SAMe, you take away, my jokes you'll find a really cool dude
You are an americunt through and through
Simple insult
They left out our mod powers when your nick was created
"You'll be mod someday!" BULLSHIT! Your forum life is terminated!
This is a decent parody of the original line.
Based on ranger's analysis of the detailed structure of VGBRS
You'll pick a generic G.I. Joe scrub
I'll pick Bach
Funny, I don’t really hear a rhyme in these lines though.
Score: 7.5/10
Gonad-Round 2:
You ain't got no swag, you got no good memes
You have a fetish for sex toys and make too many RPG's
Too fact statey.
My raps are hot like green chiles from NM
Decent reference.
Disses colder than the Arctic, yours are worse than ur mam
Generic insult.
Nice try, but my goddamn nickname's Gonad
Nice comeback.
After my Bust-a-Nut you'll be fucked, Broken Bad
Good reference.
Score: 8.5/10
Turtle-Round 2:
I'll dild through your butt-hole, and rip out your ****stick
Then mail you a magnifying glass so you can see your dick
Basic threat and insult.
Chill out No-Nuts-- No references no jokes no flow
Decent.
I couldn't find any interest in you, if you were Dildnose
Eh, could’ve been a better Dildnose reference.
You're too schlomo, I'll burn you harder with raps, than your sister
This is a funny reference.
See you on Redemption Day, baby, hasta la vista
Good parody of the original.
Score: 8/10
Overall: Definitely in the top percentage of REWFs. Both sides impressed me on this one. The only problem is that some of the jokes about the references are too obvious or simple. Other than that, great REWF. 8/10
Gonad’s Worst Line: You have a fetish for sex toys and make too many RPG's
Gonad’s Best Line: You should go back to Romania and stop Romanian the site
Turtle’s Worst Line: We're not the SAMe, you take away, my jokes you'll find a really cool dude
Turtle’s Best Line: You got as much diss variety as the Splinter Cell Blacklist maps
Final Results:
Gonad: 16.5/20
Turtle: 15.5/20
Total Score: 40/50
OMG probably wahn
Does this mean I'm finally beginning to transverse my REWF count/victory ratio or
GG WP Gunnut :3
Quote:Spoiler:Fire Emblem Roy-Round 1:
Hide your forks, tongue, drills, boxing gloves and turtle toys.
Koopaling, you're about to get smoked because - (Ike, Lucina, Marth and Robin) "ROY'S OUR BOY!"
I've been cuttin' sharp since the beloved GameCube with Melee
References without jokes.
And now that I'm back, I can DL- See you being cut any day.
I like this pun.
I'm known for blowing competitive viewers right out of the stands
While all you do is piss off all the Mario Kart fans!
Not bad, although not the best Mario Kart joke.
Just because I cost money makes you think that you can undo me?
Well everyone else disagrees, and they had to include me.
No real jokes.
Score: 7/10
Roy Koopa-Round 1
You hype yourself up for a clone of a low tier
Pretty good.
I can hammer you into the slammer, I have no fear
Not much of a reference.
Pick up a copy of the game, and see you're not on the roster
"Hey man did you get Roy", "Nah bro, I just haven't bought her."
Funny, not super clever
The only Emblem you should Fire is the one where
The fans are upset that all of your series is Marth. Now is that fair?
Decent pun for the set up, the pay off is more fact statey than jokey.
Speaking of Mario Kart, have you seen my movepool?
The most original of the series, so how are YOU cool?
Again, not really any jokes.
Score: 7/10
Fire Emblem Roy-Round 2:
Funny you mention the roster, where are you by default?
Oh yes you're not there, because you're only a bad alt.
Decent comeback, but could’ve been a better joke about this.
I'm not a clone, cause I spit fire, leaving you with a scar.
Could’ve been worded in a more clever way.
But you're merely joke, that's why you ride in the Clown Car.
Nice one.
Score: 8/10
Roy Koopa-Round 2:
Oh boy using fire? Ike and Robin did it better
A bit obvious but it works.
Nobody wants to pay for a veteran, did you not get the letter?
Pretty simple insult.
You can fight anyone you want, but don't mess with me though!
Filler.
Cause I'll leave you looking shittier than your series' amiibo!
Nice finisher.
Score: 7.5/10
Overall: It’s clear you know and care a lot about these characters, which is going to help throughout the series. Just cut down on the filler lines and try to fit a joke into every line, not just a reference or a normal insult. 7.5/10
Fire Emblem Roy’s Worst Line: Just because I cost money makes you think that you can undo me?
Fire Emblem Roy’s Best Line: But you're merely joke, that's why you ride in the Clown Car.
Roy Koopa’s Worst Line: You can fight anyone you want, but don't mess with me though!
Roy Koopa’s Best Line: Cause I'll leave you looking shittier than your series' amiibo!
Final Results:
Fire Emblem Roy: 15/20
Roy Koopa: 14.5/20
Total Score: 37/50
Damn, Sam's on fire with the reviews
Quote:Spoiler:Smallpox:
There’s no AID for you if you think you can spit sicker than this germ
These two obvious jokes for some reason work OK as an opener.
I’ll shave off this 80s fad like it’s a perm
Funny.
I’m an American hero, forget the Superman bullshit
Good set up.
But I sure did tear through Natives faster than a speeding bullet!
Awesome.
I say back to Africa with the closeted hypocrite called HIV
Who sucks Magic’s Johnson but hates on gays like a mini-WBC
Nice pun.
Yes this God hates you, prepare to get Shapwn’d
Interesting historical references.
Spin dash right through your victims cause you’re too slow
Nice.
You think you’re a silent assassin going in for the kill
But I’ve seen better ninjas out of Beverly Hills!
Referring to the disease as a ninja is kind of stretchy, but still funny.
I dethroned real kings how could you fight with me?
Worst you did was show rock how to Kill-er Queen
Not really an insult.
I’m the Kraken just waiting for my next supper
You’re an inkling after kids that Splatoon with no rubber
Nice modern reference.
Score: 9/10
HIV:
What’s that pimple up in my face? Might as well pop it
Good.
I’m the next X-Man and the human race still can’t stop it
Decent boast.
You udderly failed thanks to some fat Brit
Kind of obvious but funny pun.
What kind of disease can be stopped by a cow’s tit?
Kind of fact-statey.
I’m a top line invader, mastered taking down guards to a T
Cool biological reference.
You think I’d be scared by a bad case of acne?
Not super clever, just funny.
Bitch I’m H I V the S T D
Get A I Ds and you’ll D I E
I’ve seen jokes like this done before. Doesn’t make it bad though.
Take down whites John Brown style and paint the whole town red
Sort of a stretchy historical reference, but OK.
I do all of that while I’m still in bed
Funny.
Meanwhile to the books you’re just a scab fading
This works only because it’s a battle about sicknesses.
Shot down faster than Lennon in the 80s
I like this pun.
I don’t need blanket statements when I spit sick raps
But your rhymes must have ebola ‘cause they’re a bloody pile of crap!
Both good references.
Score: 8.75/10
Ebola:
Hey don’t rope me in like that don’t you know that I’m the best son?
The rope pun is good, but it’s not enough to carry the entire line.
Even got max level for my monkey business down in Reston
Confusing, good once you get it all though.
Doc says I got only a 90% chance of killing it when I spit sick
But he’s just afraid that I’m too fly for that dipshit
Nice double pun.
Only need to kill one American to make the internet explode
Not super clever, but funny.
So now I’ll burn both of you, call it my Hot Zone!
Nice reference.
Smallpox, you’ll be the first disease to get destroyed
Good set up.
Why don’t you go back to being some pervy scientist’s lab toy?
Funny, makes you think.
If you aren’t chicken why be scared of your ego getting shattered?
Decent chickenpox reference.
Sorry but all your stupid god Shitala don’t Mata!
Nice pun. Maybe could’ve tried to work a way to fit “ala” into a pun too but it still works.
And then there’s HIV, the Luigi of stealth
I’m not really sure if Luigi is the number one epitome of cowardly in pop culture, since I didn’t really get this until I checked the guide.
Why don’t you stop taking the Eazy way out and kill ‘em yourself?
Cool science fact and pun.
Your verse was a wreck you can't even control your own rhythm bro
Maybe that's why you're repped by the drunk driving ribbon OH!
Puns feel a little stretchy. It’s still good, I can’t really think of a better way to do it.
You know When Ebola In Town there’s no stopping it
I’m glad this was referenced. Line isn’t brilliant or anything though.
And anyone who mentions a vaccine can put a Salk in it
Nice one
Score: 9.25/10
Polio:
Ahem.
Hide yo kids ‘cause it’s time for Polio’s brand new season
The Bed Intruder reference is a bit random.
I’ll disable these diss-able pricks so watch ‘em get beaten!
Nice pun, surprised I’ve never heard that one before.
I spit hot packs, you all think you’re spitting sick rhymes?
The hot packs isn’t enough to carry the line.
Your style’s like a broke ass March of Dimes
Decent historical reference.
*laughs* WHO do you think you are to try and beat me with that junk?
Oh lord I can’t breathe I might need an iron lung
Good. Just hard to imagine in my head.
I turned a land of lawn chairs and beer to wheelchairs and fear
Even the president couldn’t stand up to me when I went full gear
Obvious FDR reference but it works.
Do Ice Cube and the Gorillaz think they can top that?
These references are a little stretchy.
Why don’t you rinder-pests get out and stop plaguing these tracks!
The rinderpest pun is OK but this mostly just feels like a set up for the next verse.
Score: 8/10
Black Death:
Yo, you called?
Cause I’m the OG BD MC y’all bitches can’t stop
Too similar to those HIV lines earlier.
I’m the only black death that’s bigger than Tupac’s
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I’m a swag lord and a sex machine for sure
Even turned those pussy ass docs into dildo birds!
Not brilliant, just funny.
I mean yo I bring the heat you bring out your dead
Why don’t y’all stuff your shitty ass rhymes in my wagon instead?
Very good reference.
Niggas you ain’t even alive how could you be a challenge?
A bit fact statey, though the whole thing about the Black Death being alive makes it a little better.
Y’all just a bunch of leeches sucking off my talent!
Good historical reference.
I’m on top of you rats cuz I’m da illest rapper
Alright historical reference.
Yo I’ve seen badder viruses made by a geeky fucking cracker
Wording on this is a bit awkward. Like what it was going for though.
So Imma catapult over any motherfucker in my way
Good, although it is probably the most simple catapult joke you could do.
Smoked Europe so hard I made it my ashtray
This is pretty clever, had to think about it.
Destroy the mic so often they don’t know how many kills I got
Kinda fact statey.
Y’all haters can’t take it when I fire some shots
This shot pun is good but I don’t know of the Black Death should be bringing up shots.
I do my girls like my fleas, cause I go deep
Kind of clever but the wording comes of as a little dumb.
I’m the slickest and the sickest, I can’t be beat!
Super obvious, for some reason it works OK as a finisher.
Score: 8/10
Idea (Ungraded): So I guess I’m just going to do this category whenever I feel like it. Anyway, this was a really clever idea for a rap battle. Actually a good amount of history. Black Death works alright as a finisher, although Bieber Fever might’ve been funny too.
Overall: Lots of references, which is awesome. Just some minor problems with some obvious lines and sometimes some fact statey lines. Other than that, great battle that I learned a lot from. 8.5/10
Smallpox’s Worst Line: I dethroned real kings how could you fight with me?
Smallpox’s Best Line: But I sure did tear through Natives faster than a speeding bullet!
HIV’s Worst Line: What kind of disease can be stopped by a cow’s tit?
HIV’s Best Line: But your rhymes must have ebola ‘cause they’re a bloody pile of crap!
Ebola’s Worst Line: And then there’s HIV, the Luigi of stealth
Ebola’s Best Line: And anyone who mentions a vaccine can put a Salk in it
Polio’s Worst Line: *laughs* WHO do you think you are to try and beat me with that junk?
Polio’s Best Line: Even the president couldn’t stand up to me when I went full gear
Black Death’s Worst Line: Cause I’m the OG BD MC y’all bitches can’t stop
Black Death’s Best Line: I’m the only black death that’s bigger than Tupac’s
Final Results:
Smallpox: 9/10
HIV: 8.75/10
Ebola: 9.25/10
Polio: 8/10
Black Death: 8/10
Total Score: 51.5/60
Ebola always wins.
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Originally Posted by FunnyboneReview my Freddy Fazbear VS Chuck E Cheese rap battle: http://www.rappad.co/rap/170577
Spoiler:Chuck E Cheese-Round 1:
No one fucks with the chuck, if they did they'll be shit out of luck
Pretty filler.
Now bend down and get on your knees and give me furry mouse balls a suck
This could be used for mostly anyone, just replacing “furry mouse” with something else.
My raps would tear through you so much you would be mangled
Obvious but decent pun.
Bitch slap you so much you'll be put back into parts and service dismantled
Not bad.
You don't want a pizza me, I'm not afraid of a mechanical bear
Funny pun.
People watch me for entertainment, while people watch you for cheap jumpscares
Basic insult.
Even gamers are complaining that the game ain't scary and the second game is too hard
Fact statey.
If I was in your game I would of toreador down to get the security guard
Nice pun, but this isn’t really an insult or a boast.
Score: 7.5/10
Freddy Fazbear-Round 1:
I stand tall on the stage with a mic at the front
That giant yellow C on your top chuck stands for Cunt
Not very creative.
Can your animatronics ever achieve facial recognition?
Quit your bitchin, before I get chica to whoop your ass in the kitchen
Neither of these are really jokes.
You're just a larger version of Stuart Little who wants to fit into the times
Funny.
When you start to move on-stage shivers go down children's spines
Fact statey.
Call me the mousetrap, you're about to be crushed
My rhymes are as tasty as pizza toppings while yours will be as bland as the crust
Good two finishers.
Score: 7.5/10
Chuck E Cheese-Round 2:
Your whole series is lame, The only reason you're big is because of your internet fame
Fact statey.
I'll be whooping your ass more faster than scott can release the next game
Pretty brutal actually.
The only thing disturbing about your games is the fanart that is drawn
Good.
I rather beat pasqually's drums to a song instead of beating to animatronic porn
This pun is OK but the wording is too confusing.
You'll look as torn as your fredbear counterpart, your screaming in the first game sounds like a dying banshee
After this match you'll end up as burnt as you were in Five Nights At Freddy's 3
These two lines are a bit similar, but they’re good.
You are a sad excuse for a bear, fucking winnie the pooh is more threatening than you
Not super clever, but funny.
All of your installments is just the same shit all the time, your going to give your fanbase deja vu
Meh, could’ve been a better joke about this.
Score: 8.5/10
Freddy Fazbear and Foxy the Pirate Fox-Round 2:
When I'm nearby you better close the doors
You can't run from me because your ass is bolted to the floor
Nice.
Crusty the cat should of stayed and you should of been forgot
Could’ve been a better Crusty the Cat reference.
Yarrgh, did somebody forget to check on the fox?
OK for a set up.
Keep pirate cove checked or I'm running down the halls
Badass motherfucker who will use his hook to rip off your balls
Torn to pieces but I'm still in the condition to give you an ass ripping
Go as hard as 4/20 mode on mofo's like you, you would be quitting
All references without real jokes.
You may have started concept unification and threw the rock-afire explosion in a ditch
But lets remember your restaurant went bankrupt so you had to become Billy Bob's bitch
Pretty funny.
This fox says, put down that electric guitar and retire
Obvious reference but it works.
Me and Freddy burned you so badly you'll be the one this time to die in a fire
Decent reference.
Score: 8/10
Overall: This battle does have a handful of kinda bad lines. But it also has a handful of good lines that aren’t just clever lines, but just good insults in general, and the “ooh” factor is very important in these. Just make sure less lines are fact-statey and that there are more jokes about the references. 7.5/10
Chuck E Cheese’s Worst Line: Now bend down and get on your knees and give me furry mouse balls a suck
Chuck E Cheese’s Best Line: I'll be whooping your ass more faster than scott can release the next game
Freddy Fazbear and Foxy’s Worst Line: When I'm nearby you better close the doors
Freddy Fazbear and Foxy’s Best Line: You can't run from me because your ass is bolted to the floor
Final Results:
Chuck E Cheese: 16/20
Freddy Fazbear and Foxy: 15.5/20
Total Score: 39/50
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigkidrant3Can you review my Stanford Pines & Fiddleford McGucket vs Hitler and Goebbels? You can find it (as always) in MANCHA's chizzling center in the "writers block."
PS: It has a LOT of Gravity Falls spoilers.
Spoiler:Hitler/Goebbels-Round 1:
I AM ADOLF HITLER! Commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact, I’m also quite dope on this mic!
Wish you’d done some sort of twist on the cliche or something.
You’re just a six-fingered nerd wearing space gear and a cape,
but a hobo’s beard to covered up your scared-ass face!
Generic insults.
Yo, it’s me, Goebbels, and I’m beating you two skanks!
Stanford, you have a bunker? I’ll make you hide there like Anne Frank!
Cool comparison, maybe could’ve made for a better joke.
You will Nazi this one coming, and you’re all going to Heil!
The Nazi joke is very overused, the Heil joke is a bit better.
now sit back and relax as you watch the Nazi Party prevail!
Basic boast.
Score: 4.75/10
Stanford/McGucket-Round 1:
These two little vermins tried to step up into my lab,
now what is that supposed to mean? Assdolf just needs to take a crap!
Not much of a pun.
We’re observing gnomes, shapeshifters and more, and we did it all in patience
unlike Jew who put millions of innocent people in camps of concentration
Too fact statey.
Now you there, Broseph, you burnt down Jewish books all for the sake of your country?
This seems like it’s about to set up a decent joke but it doesn’t.
We’ll dis up a McStorm over your fascist Nazi Germany!
If this is a reference to MC Storm, it’s pretty random.
Go freeze yourself in Carbonite again or go flop the mic Han Solo!
Decent pun, maybe a bit predictable.
You caused a world war, but took your own world, but you know what they say? YOLO!
The world pun is going somewhere. The YOLO thing just doesn’t make sense to me.
Score: 5/10
Hitler/Goebbels-Round 2:
Ooh, how cute! A Jewish kid and a cowboy stepping up to the chancellor!
Kind of funny comparisons.
We’ll shove these raps up your portal-hole! Bitch, just call us Bill Cipher!
Decent.
McGucket caused rampages through town because his wife left him?
You should have turned to another topic like a Lazy Susan!
OK reference.
Go back to playing the banjo in that old church no one uses.
So quit your Stalin on the mic! We’ll cut through you like the Jewish!
Stalin pun is overdone, Jewish line isn’t very creative.
We’ll beat you ‘till your eyeless, so don’t jack up on us now!
You better heil Hitler or else we’ll turn your town upside down!
Seem kind of filler.
Score: 6.5/10
Stanford/McGucket-Round 2:
Heil Hitler? No thanks, unlike you, America’s on democracy!
Fact statey.
So no need to be direct with your incoming foreign policies.
Yeah, we built a portal together, it’s the least we could do!
While you just cause a worldwide epidemic because you wanted to!
Again, fact statey.
Call us the United Allies, because we’re ending your crisis!
Alright. Not the most creative United Allies joke but it works fine enough.
But you compared to us? It won’t help you in the slightest!
Filler.
We’ll shapeshift around you, and then put you to bust!
At your rate in Nazi Germany, there’s no one you can trust!
OK reference.
Score: 7.25/10
Overall: It definitely picks up in the second half for some reason. A fair amount of fact statey lines, some filler, and some jokes that are just kind of confusing. I’d say be a bit more direct with the jokes and attempt more references. 6/10
Hitler and Goebbels’ Worst Line: Yo, it’s me, Goebbels, and I’m beating you two skanks!
Hitler and Goebbels’ Best Line: We’ll shove these raps up your portal-hole! Bitch, just call us Bill Cipher!
Stanford and McGucket’s Worst Line: But you compared to us? It won’t help you in the slightest!
Stanford and McGucket’s Best Line: At your rate in Nazi Germany, there’s no one you can trust!
Final Results:
Hitler and Goebbels: 11.25/20
Stanford and McGucket: 12.25/20
Total Score: 30/50
Yeah, it's not one of my proudest raps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big SamSpoiler:Hitler/Goebbels-Round 1:
I AM ADOLF HITLER! Commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact, I’m also quite dope on this mic!
Wish you’d done some sort of twist on the cliche or something.
You’re just a six-fingered nerd wearing space gear and a cape,
but a hobo’s beard to covered up your scared-ass face!
Generic insults.
Yo, it’s me, Goebbels, and I’m beating you two skanks!
Stanford, you have a bunker? I’ll make you hide there like Anne Frank!
Cool comparison, maybe could’ve made for a better joke.
You will Nazi this one coming, and you’re all going to Heil!
The Nazi joke is very overused, the Heil joke is a bit better.
now sit back and relax as you watch the Nazi Party prevail!
Basic boast.
Score: 4.75/10
Stanford/McGucket-Round 1:
These two little vermins tried to step up into my lab,
now what is that supposed to mean? Assdolf just needs to take a crap!
Not much of a pun.
We’re observing gnomes, shapeshifters and more, and we did it all in patience
unlike Jew who put millions of innocent people in camps of concentration
Too fact statey.
Now you there, Broseph, you burnt down Jewish books all for the sake of your country?
This seems like it’s about to set up a decent joke but it doesn’t.
We’ll dis up a McStorm over your fascist Nazi Germany!
If this is a reference to MC Storm, it’s pretty random.
This is actually a reference to McGucket's last name, which begins with a MC.
Go freeze yourself in Carbonite again or go flop the mic Han Solo!
Decent pun, maybe a bit predictable.
You caused a world war, but took your own world, but you know what they say? YOLO!
The world pun is going somewhere. The YOLO thing just doesn’t make sense to me.
Score: 5/10
Hitler/Goebbels-Round 2:
Ooh, how cute! A Jewish kid and a cowboy stepping up to the chancellor!
Kind of funny comparisons.
We’ll shove these raps up your portal-hole! Bitch, just call us Bill Cipher!
Decent.
McGucket caused rampages through town because his wife left him?
You should have turned to another topic like a Lazy Susan!
OK reference.
Go back to playing the banjo in that old church no one uses.
So quit your Stalin on the mic! We’ll cut through you like the Jewish!
Stalin pun is overdone, Jewish line isn’t very creative.
We’ll beat you ‘till your eyeless, so don’t jack up on us now!
You better heil Hitler or else we’ll turn your town upside down!
Seem kind of filler.
Score: 6.5/10
Stanford/McGucket-Round 2:
Heil Hitler? No thanks, unlike you, America’s on democracy!
Fact statey.
So no need to be direct with your incoming foreign policies.
Yeah, we built a portal together, it’s the least we could do!
While you just cause a worldwide epidemic because you wanted to!
Again, fact statey.
Call us the United Allies, because we’re ending your crisis!
Alright. Not the most creative United Allies joke but it works fine enough.
But you compared to us? It won’t help you in the slightest!
Filler.
We’ll shapeshift around you, and then put you to bust!
At your rate in Nazi Germany, there’s no one you can trust!
OK reference.
Score: 7.25/10
Overall: It definitely picks up in the second half for some reason. A fair amount of fact statey lines, some filler, and some jokes that are just kind of confusing. I’d say be a bit more direct with the jokes and attempt more references. 6/10
Hitler and Goebbels’ Worst Line: Yo, it’s me, Goebbels, and I’m beating you two skanks!
Hitler and Goebbels’ Best Line: We’ll shove these raps up your portal-hole! Bitch, just call us Bill Cipher!
Stanford and McGucket’s Worst Line: But you compared to us? It won’t help you in the slightest!
Stanford and McGucket’s Best Line: At your rate in Nazi Germany, there’s no one you can trust!
Final Results:
Hitler and Goebbels: 11.25/20
Stanford and McGucket: 12.25/20
Total Score: 30/50
Now can you review THIS:
Spoiler:
Beat: Time Machine by Allrounda
EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!! SELLBOTS... VERSUS... LAWBOTS... VERSUS.... CASHBOTS... VERSUS... THE BOSSBOTS!!!! BEGIN!
The Sellbots: Greetings, fellow bots! We’re the Sellbots here to battle,
the OCD money freaks, some overachievers and some fancy golf prattle!
Glad Hander: We’d love to hand it to ya! That deserves a nice slap on the back!
The Mingler: We’re not interested in your charges, Sharky! We’ll Pummel you, and that’s a fact!
Mover and Shaker: Shaking this battle up with my quaking and shaking,
been an all-star rapper while you three types were sitting around and debating!
The Sellbots: You want to shift, Spinny Steve? Here, try our Mingler’s paradigm!
Two-Face: Up against us? You’re gonna have to get the Sellbot EVIL EYE!
Cold Caller: Our disses are almost as cold as my double-talking tactics!
Telemarketer: You need small business loans? Well, you can have them!
The Sellbots: Worthy of our throne? We’re the original HQ owners outside of the garden!
Name Dropper: Looks like you cashed up! Time to steal your credit charges?
Did I mention I know Sir Max?
The Sellbots: We’re on the top of the bracket!
Mover and Shaker: You’re in my spot, Law-phonies! So move it, or lose it!
You feel a little shaken, need of some fixing up in rhyme!
The Sellbots: Fortunately for you three loser types, your shifts are just clipped-on paradigms!
CHANGE BEAT TO COUNT TRAPULA BY TRISTAN ON THE TRACK
The Cashbots: We’re the Cashbots, taking in your debt and replacing it with levies!
We’ll bounce your checks and snap your necks! I hope your Seller-bots are ready!
Bean Counter: I’ve been researching these three phonies and counting their beans,
but it seems to me like you’re gonna have to PAY through fucking with me!
Loan Shark: Not interested in my charges? Well, two can play hardball!
I’ll chomp and bite you and scatter your remains like a book of “Where’s Waldo?”
Money Bags: It’s not all about the money? The chunky, fresh money!
Call me Donald Trump,
Bean Counter: ‘Cuz you’re all getting FIRED tonight, sonnies!
Penny Pincher: Pinching all your pennies, because unlike you two, I actually care,
The Cashbots: About how much money we’ve spent and we do it quite fairly!
Cold Caller? You’re too cold! Mind if we get you an ice pack or two?
Short Change: Freeze us all you want, but as a matter of fact, we’re going to defeat you!
Number Cruncher: We didn’t cash up! We dried in like those goji berries you want to sell!
You know Sir Max?
The Cashbots: I bet you break the law as well!
Loan Shark: Me and my bros are tight, wad, you’re all just tightwads!
Tightwad: Straw-Fly nihilists won’t make it
The Cashbots: Through the money squad!
CHANGE BEAT AGAIN TO EL CHAPO BY TRISTAN ON THE TRACK
The Lawbots: We’re the Lawbots! Too quick on the law, arresting you all for foul rapping!
Bouncing our checks? We’ll sue you for ranting and ranting about your yapping!
Ambulance Chaser: Loan Shark, Loan Shark, causing people to lose their trust?
Back Stabber: You stabbed people in the back, but that’s my job, you bub!
I’ll file you a restraining order! Don’t come 20 miles near me!
Spin Doctor: Want to file a complaint? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me!
I do want to shift, thank you very much! SHIFT YOU ALL TO BITS!
Ambulance Chaser: Want to call you Donald Trump? No wonder why you’re balding!
Legal Eagle: (CAAWW!) Dropping fresh rhymes so cool they make all your rhymes deemed illegal!
These medieval Bowgart’s couldn’t dare come near us or else we’ll pull you off the market, BALD EAGL-
wait! I already am one and I’ll have this battle won for me and my peeps!
The Lawbots: These numbers you’re crunching cannot compare to the medical troubles we’ve caused in just one week!
Big Wig: I’m the big wig of the block, beating me is illegal in this nation.
You’re all due for jury duty! Time for you all to be arrested!
Double Talker: Gee, like I was glad to see the hander,
Bottom Feeder: Until we realized that it
Bloodsucker: Wasn’t a very ordinary sight!
Justice will be served on this court,
The Lawbots: And on the mic!
CHANGE BEAT TO HARD DARK VILLAIN RAP INSTRUMENTAL 2014 KILLERS PROTOCOL BY REDHOOK NOODLES
The Bossbots: These lower tier cogs think they’re so sophisticated because they have the skills to make
us crying and leaving? Well then, we’ll pummel you down like a birthday cake!
We’re the true OG’s of the game! The original masters of the game.
We’ll rewrite you in time and then school you all in fresh rhymes to get us all to fame!
Head Hunter: I’m bringing home your heads for dinner! Feeling a little shrinkage?
Bloodsucker? Suck on this! You’ll need a lot of legal help to survive this!
Corporate Raider: These three blind types over yonder glen,
can go despise a sweet maiden, you’ll never get here again!
Downsizer: (fast) Making my way to the bossing department
of these redundant types trying to step into my boss market!
These illegible, fallible, government scams,
ain’t nothing compared to the skills we have!
Bean Counter, don’t get your fancy hat in a knot,
like Fort Knox on the door of the money that you bought,
illegally from black markets across the CogNation!
The Big Cheese: You’re really teeing us off!
The Bossbots: Need a bit more information?
CHANGE BEAT TO NEW ERA BY DIDEKBEATS
Factory Foreman: Watching over these failure cogs smoking on a factory line.
I’m the foreman of this rap-machine, I’ll eat you all up like lunchtime!
The Downsizer can talk fast? Well then rap fast to this!
(fast) You’re a bean counting, downsizing disgrace of mankind who claims that he’s a god although he’s really a bitch!
The Mint Supervisor: I am the Mint Supervisor. Care me to say more?
I’ll beat out your little Mr. Hollywood’s with just one simple FORE!
Sell me goji’s all you want, but the only goji’s you’ll get,
are the mary janes you smoke when your life’s in major debt.
The District Attorney’s Clerk: (sighs) You all don’t understand on the road we’ll pave.
But instead of course, you had to bring our big title to our graves.
The toon forces are getting stronger and their devices are way smarter!
So what are we even doing here? Come on, we have to fight harder!
The Club President: You wannabe warrior therapist! I’ve got you in a barricade!
You can’t sue me! After all, we’re two members of the same robot race.
I’m the big bad boss of this big bad battle rap.
Tell your bones to stay in your shell, bitch! Out-rap to that!
CHANGE BEAT TO JUSTIN BUCKNER - FALLOUT 3 VS FALLOUT NEW VEGAS - FULL INSTRUMENTAL (start at 2:41)
The Director of Ambush Marketing: ENOUGH! I’ve had it with all you pesky servant mice!
I’m the true alpha boss! So you can all go run away and hide in fright.
Club President? No, thank you! As a director, I’m cutting you out!
Mint supervisor? Get a chewable mint because your raps are quite foul!
These Sellbots over here can go back to telemarketing the toons!
Get beaten up by them all day in night with no fragile review!
Cashbots can go back to charging people mortgage rates on their real estate!
But the only thing real about you eight is that you can’t seem to overpopulate!
Lawbots, get a grip! Law school is all over for you!
You’re acting all snooty and act like you have a higher IQ?
The best you’ve got in your systems are level 12 skeletons!
WHILE I’M THE LEVEL 50 WITH 2560 HP WITH SUPREME MARKETING!
Come on! We’re a team, guys! Let’s not overreact about it!
Any Toon who steps to us, we’ll give some positive reinforcement!
This battle is pointless, so let’s bury the hatchet!
So what if the game crashes? It’s still fun around the planet!
CHANGE BEAT TO DISNEY INSTRUMENTAL FROM STAN LEE VS JIM HENSON BY SHURANISTAKEN
Sir Max: (evil laughter Fun around the planet? Not this time!)
I am Sir Max, the maximum owner of your mints unstoppably!
The evil land-owner of all your intellectual property!
SO GET BACK TO WORK! This is my time you’re wasting!
I didn’t steal you all for billions so you could play around debating!
You no longer belong to Disney, you’re all just products to me!
SO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND EXPLODE DOWN FOR ME!
Toons wanting to do Storm Sellbot but have to beat Oldman? I WON’T LET THEM!
Glitches causing my game to crash? I WON’T FIX THEM!
If I can steal Mickey Mouse’s ears, Donald’s Ducks boat and still be off the hook,
than it’s obvious that the winner is none other than me, you kooks!
CLEARLY, there’s NOBODY near me!
I’m OWNING this battle! But wait, I REWROTE YOUR WHOLE SERIES!
So get right onto the Toontown bandwagon, cogs, but don’t rock it!
I’ll put you all in a sweatshop with no green in your pockets!
I don’t care if I’m a criminal, I’m only doing it for myself!
NOW JOIN ME NOW, FILTHY PEASANTS! OR YOU’RE ALL GOING TO ROBO-HELL!
Announcer: Who won? Who’s next? You decide.. I guess... I don’t even know anymore..... EPIC..... (oh why am I still in this position?)
Sir Max: GET BACK TO ANNOUNCING, FACELESS!
Announcer: frightened for all that is holy RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!!!!!
Alright, let's try this again... review my Sully and Stahl vs Sain and Kent, please? ...You know, I should probably name it "My last Fire Emblem rap battle" ...No promises, though.
You'll have to scroll down. Thanks!
Quote:
Originally Posted by KlonoaAlright, let's try this again... review my Sully and Stahl vs Sain and Kent, please? ...You know, I should probably name it "My last Fire Emblem rap battle" ...No promises, though.
You'll have to scroll down. Thanks!
Spoiler:Sully and Stahl-Round 1:
With raps sharper than an Eagler’s talons in the skies,
OK reference, kind of straightforward.
I’ll gladly send these arche-typos down to their demise.
Arche-typos is a good pun, not quite enough to carry the line though.
They’ll never be Great Knights; they should check their status.
Sorta fact statey.
Or I’ll shove their Blazing Sword and burn their small little asses!
Pretty simple pun.
They disobeyed-! (I’ll have them slayed!) ...the orders of their captain.
They’ll break my heart--! (Tear them apart!) ...with their sucky rapping.
Also a little fact statey.
May I have the pleasure of your head? ‘Cause I’ll be Caelin you all!
And make Shakespeare’s King Lear think you’re awful to a fault!
Some nice references in these two lines.
The green one’s sane, but strange. He flirts?! I’ll give him what for!
Nice forum reference, the flirt thing isn’t much of an insult though.
And call me a Russian leader; I’m ruling with an Iron Sword!
OK, but kind of a stretch for a reference.
Where should we stab ‘em, Stahl? Everywhere. That’s great advice!
Kind of a simple joke to make about that wuote.
Now let’s do the impossible and kill them twice!
This is pretty great.
Score: 7.5/10
Sain and Kent-Round 1:
Hey Kent? Tell me please, why’s this dweeb and this plebe
beefing incessantly with the two knights of Elibe?
Flow is cool, line’s aren’t too special.
They want to screw with us, Sain, like a young Dr. Huxtable.
This seems like it could be used against almost anyone.
You go destroy that tomboy. I’ll uproot this vegetable.
The vegetable joke is good.
If anyone thinks I’ll hold back for this lady, they’re mistaken.
Funny.
I mean, I’d dis my counterpart, but that Stahl’s already taken…
Really good pun.
You’re no damsel; you’re a monster! Hardly worthy of seduction.
Flip you the bird, then drop you like a plane in the Hudson!
Good double joke on the Sully name.
You hungry for more, Stahl? Let me serve you with this rap.
Works better for Stahl than it would for most people, as I understand it.
Your verse, like your hair, should be cut short. (Oh snap!)
Awesome line. Only problem is the “oh snap” seems a bit stretchy for a rhyme.
Too bad you can’t brush that off, ‘cause your resistance is… yuck.
Decent follow up on the last hair joke.
And there’s nothing special with you. Save for how your raps suck.
Maybe not the best joke about the average stats, but it works.
Score: 9/10
Sully and Stahl-Rest of the Battle:
Was that rapping a joke? It just hastened your decline.
And me putting my boot in your face is the punchline.
Nice joke about the quote.
You remind me of fondue: incoherent and cheesy.
I might be missing a reference, but it seems like this line doesn’t include any reference specific to any of these rappers. Aside from the Stahl likes food thing, which isn’t really enough.
We’re the vicious Bull and Panther! You’re… Mario and Luigi.
This is alright. Mario and Luigi isn’t much of a bad thing but the joke still works.
Those raps were a wash. Worse than mine; I’m appalled!
Pretty good.
I’ll never honor you again! ...Unless you run into a wall.
Joke is kind of confusing. I don’t know why running into a wall would make you honor someone.
Let’s kill ’em now, after all, they’re dying to see the Light.
Clever.
But like FnaF 4, once they see red, it’s knighty-knight!
Sort of a random reference, but I get it.
Score: 9.25/10
Sain and Kent-Rest of the Battle:
Your curses don’t deter me! In fact, they’re bloody dismal!
And those raps you cooked up were disgustingly abysmal…
Not a super specific reference.
Your Iron Sword’s got nothing on my raps and Lance of steel,
Joke works OK, a bit too far away from the last Stalin joke for it to be really effective though.
Sucks this isn’t Pokemon. ‘Cause you need a Burn Heal.
Not really related to any of the rappers in any major way.
You Kent beat us! Aye, you must be inSain.
Neither pun works great on its own, but together it works alright.
If you’re not Abel to fight, then you should be slain!
Pretty clever.
Go back to herding your sheep, ‘cause you talk a lot of bull.
I get it, but it’s a little confusing.
Or else your legacy will be missing from the credits roll!
Good finisher.
Score: 8.5/10
Overall: Another very good battle. Some of the references are a bit out there and random, but I guess that’s kind of necessary for a battle between only people within one game franchise. Jokes have a few real hits, and there aren’t very many below average lines at all. 8.5/10
Sully and Stahl’s Worst Line: They disobeyed-! (I’ll have them slayed!) ...the orders of their captain.
Sully and Stahl’s Best Line: Now let’s do the impossible and kill them twice!
Sain and Kent’s Worst Line: Your curses don’t deter me! In fact, they’re bloody dismal!
Sain and Kent’s Best Line: I mean, I’d dis my counterpart, but that Stahl’s already taken…
Final Results:
Sully and Stahl: 16.75/20
Sain and Kent: 17.5/20
Total Score: 42.75/50
Hope it doesn't look like to some people like favoritism if I do this review so quickly, I really just have more time now that it's the weekend.
yknow what screw it
Review Radiohead vs The Beatles :3
Wow, that was fast. Thanks for the review again! I'll let you know that it took me forever because there was literally not a lot of material to work with.
Quote:Spoiler:Radiohead:
You don’t belong here, so we’ll put you in your right place.
Lots of little tidbits in this line, nice.
Raps sweet as Pablo Honey, let’s give you all a little taste.
Good lyrical reference.
Spitting sick on this mic like with myxomatosis.
More simple than a lot of these lines but still pretty good.
Blow your mind out and scatter your brains like you’re driving a Lotus.
The Tara Browne reference is kind of stretchy. If he was shot in the head driving a Lotus it’d make a bit more sense.
You better run for your life, Paul, because our band’s running amok.
Nice triple reference.
You might as well just give up, Ghost, you’re out of your little luck.
The Ghost thing is a good reference, maybe a bit of a stretch to call Paul ghost but nothing too major.
Don’t step to us, John, we’ll stomp you out 15 times with our old brown shoes
Good.
We’re sure you wish you were bulletproof with all of the shots fired at you.
Also more simple than most of these lines, which is fine, still a good line.
George, we’ll let you down and leave you flat, leave us and don’t bother.
Anyone can play guitar, but ours blows this horse out of the water.
Both of these lines are complex and well written.
(How’d these guys make their millions.) Don’t ask me why, I don’t know.
This line is more complex than it sounds, which is good.
Do yourselves a favour, pack your bags, and Rin-go home.
The Ringo pun is a bit too obvious for me. The Please Please Me reference helps though.
Oh come on, you suckers aren’t even bloody prepared.
Also a little more complex than it sounds.
We’re mopping the floor up with your Hitler hair.
Funny.
(Oh.) We can find better things to do, let’s leave these pussies alone.
The pussies pun would be a bit of an eyeroll, but the plot makes it make more sense.
And with that, we’re done burning you losers, (these bluebirds have flown.)
Very impressive fitting of all these references in without it seeming cramped.
Score: 9.5/10
Ringo Starr:
Awful? I’m the one thing telling you apart from One Direction!
It’s better than average fanmade lines, not quite as clever as the average line in this battle. Works alright as an opener though.
I rap naturally on tracks like I was Thomas the Tank Engine!
Probably not the most complex Thomas the Tank Engine line, but I’m just glad it was referenced.
From my hair to the feet down below my knees, ain’t I perfection?
Pretty good boast.
Hell, feel free as a bird to make a film of your Erection!
This is awesome. Maybe you could’ve made a joke about his movie Erection being a “short film”, but I’m not sure if that would’ve fit in here.
Better than the Best, it’ll be easy for me to leave you all Beat!
Both jokes in this work well together.
I’m a beautiful boy, you’re bigger failures than the Apple Boutique!
Putting this together with the beautiful boy reference makes this pretty good.
I’m fly as wings, my raps will leave you unable to speak!
It almost works perfectly, the “unable to speak” part just sounds kinda weird and stretchy.
You’re nothing but junk, wankers, you’re just like fan mail to me!
Nice personal reference.
Call me a hurricane, ‘cause I’m taking this battle by storm
Good.
Weed arrests are a huge no no, boys, let me show you the door!
Clever and funny.
Got the flow to rain on your parade, I’m miles above all the people,
Also great reference weaving.
Plant you like a tree, take your life away like an infestation of beetles!
Great reference, wording is a little weird but it works in the Take It Away reference so I can’t really get mad.
I’ll own you here, there, anywhere, so why don’t we do it in the road?
These references go well together.
From Penny Lane to Abbey, you can suck my long and winding chode!
”Long and winding chode” is sort of TJB humorish, which works fine since it has the references to Penny Lane and Abbey and encorporates them well.
I’m an All-Starr, I’m the greatest, always putting on a great show,
Not too many jokes about these references, but it’s good for a set up.
And if you don’t believe me, just ask your mothers, they should know!
One of the best mother jokes I’ve heard in a fanmade.
Score: 9.5/10
John Lennon:
Ye fuckin’ twat, I never had my mother and I know you didn’t either!
Good comeback.
Got a schnoz that big but still a jealous, tight a$$, mouth breather!
The nose joke wouldn’t have been quite good enough on its own, so it’s good the song references are in here too.
You’re over! I’ll be telling every one around how I won this war!
Good.
I’m colder! Shame this turkey’s album responses were lukewarm!
The I’m colder thing flows pretty well in my head with the last line’s “you’re over”. I’m not sure if that was the intent or not though. Line is also good.
Call yourself the greatest? Whatever helps you sleep thru the night.
Kind of an easy reference to “whatever gets you thru the night”, but still funny. Especially knowing Lennon wrote that song.
Left-wing raps’ll burn this Nicol back to the ground, (damn right!)
Good references.
Throwing shade, your fake plastic love songs are silly!
The throwing shade reference is kind of too specific to hold the line up, which is why the plastic love songs reference helps the line out.
So suck MY dick, Dick, let me take you down to Meat City!
Another good comeback.
I’ll leave you squealing like your wife singing and let you nap in the dirt!
I think the joke would’ve made a better initial impact if he directly called Paul’s wife a pig. Still good though.
Score: 10/10
Paul McCartney:
We shouldn’t have beef, give peace a chance and stop being jerks!
This is really great.
Paul MC ain’t C Moon with short-sighted hypocrite L7s!
The C Moon part especially I like in this line, though it’s got a lot of good references on its own.
Amazing, maybe, how people can follow a man with no direction!
Pretty good follow up on Lennon’s hypocrisy.
Understand someday you need to try and get over yourself one of these days,
I get that you wanted to do a whole thing with repeating day a lot, but since “someday” and “one of these days” have the same meaning and are used in the same context, it sounds a bit awkward and redundant reading it. Song references are still good.
Losing like another day in your weekend, this rap game’s easy to play!
The Yesterday reference works really well with the rest of the “days”.
I’m on fire, I’m the man, I’d recommend you start running and don’t stop,
Good way of referencing The Fireman.
So make like a seagull and fly away, Lenny, or just suck my great cock!
Yet another clever dick joke. The Lenny thing is also pretty clever.
Don’t even try, try, try, your raps are nothing, they belong in Nutopia!
Good Nutopia reference.
Everybody out there’s ready for my next big hit: Pimp Slappin’ the Both of Ya!
I like this pun.
And George, before you say what you feel, beware of this beautiful knight!
Pretty good reference to the knighting.
Don’t even care anymore, try me, I’d be thrilled to punch out your damn lights!
Good references and good termination of Paul’s increasing anger.
Score: 9.75/10
George Harrison:
My sweet lord, we aren’t going anywhere with fussing and debating,
Really good opener, sets the tone.
Let’s come together and shatter the competition like our Ed Sullivan ratings!
Nice song reference and real life reference.
Let this pass, we’ve been through thick and thin together all of these years
Good way to inject some more Harrison into this verse, almost seemed like he was getting less attention than the others.
Give me peace on Earth, your arguing’s like One Direction to my ears!
This is a pretty perfect way to set up 1D.
Score: 10/10
One Direction:
Oh, I’m sorry, we can’t hear your criticism from the top of the charts!
I’m going to have to score this on a different scale from the rest of the battle I guess. This line is funny. Definitely not as clever as the rest of the lines, which is intended.
Attack you and steal this battle like we stole teenage girls’ hearts!
Good song reference.
We’re something great, you must be inZayn if you think you can match our Style!
You can’t stand this Payne, we spit flow on this mic just like the Niall!
All kinda clever and kinda try-hardy, which is what you were intending.
Oh, and speaking of birds, we’ll give you that and not take it back!
The bird lines were a bit too long ago to say “speaking of”.
You’ve never loved your stomach or your thighs, because you’re all FAT!
The most obvious joke you could make about that line. But it is funny.
We’ll light you up like we light up the world, send you leaving in one direction!
Good reference to their most famous song.
That’s right, we’ll send all ya’ll packin’ like Ringo in the White Album sessions!
This is a cool real life reference.
You’re clearly outmatched, we’ve got, like, 20 fucking writers on our side!
Reminds me a lot of Michael Bay’s sequel line, which is a good thing in this context.
We’ll steal your girls and have a bed-in with them, give em a ticket to ride!
This is pretty clever actually. Almost feels out of place.
Ya’ll talk about dick-suckin’ so much, why don’t you suck deez 1D Ds?
Pretty not clever, just funny.
You dorks are clearly going to lose against the greatest band you’ve ever-
Decent song reference.
Score: 9.5/10
Overall: So as you can probably tell, I had to be pretty anal for this review in order to be at all constructive. Aside from some weird little wording things here and there, this is a perfect battle, and I wouldn’t hesitate at all to call it the best fanmade I’ve read on this site. In fact, I doubt it’ll ever be topped. 9.75/10
Radiohead’s Worst Line: Blow your mind out and scatter your brains like you’re driving a Lotus.
Radiohead’s Best Line: (How’d these guys make their millions.) Don’t ask me why, I don’t know.
Ringo Starr’s Worst Line: I’m fly as wings, my raps will leave you unable to speak!
Ringo Starr’s Best Line: And if you don’t believe me, just ask your mothers, they should know!
John Lennon’s Best Line: Got a schnoz that big but still a jealous, tight a$$, mouth breather!
Paul McCartney’s Worst Line: Understand someday you need to try and get over yourself one of these days,
Paul McCartney’s Best Line: Everybody out there’s ready for my next big hit: Pimp Slappin’ the Both of Ya!
George Harrison’s Best Line: Give me peace on Earth, your arguing’s like One Direction to my ears!
One Direction’s Worst Line: Ya’ll talk about dick-suckin’ so much, why don’t you suck deez 1D Ds?
One Direction’s Best Line: You’re clearly outmatched, we’ve got, like, 20 fucking writers on our side!
Final Results:
Radiohead: 9.5/10
Ringo Starr: 9.5/10
John Lennon: 10/10
Paul McCartney: 9.75/10
George Harrison: 10/10
One Direction: 9.5/10
Total Score: 68/70
yay thanks you're great
Um... so is mine coming next?Quote:
Originally Posted by Big SamSpoiler:Radiohead:
You don’t belong here, so we’ll put you in your right place.
Lots of little tidbits in this line, nice.
Raps sweet as Pablo Honey, let’s give you all a little taste.
Good lyrical reference.
Spitting sick on this mic like with myxomatosis.
More simple than a lot of these lines but still pretty good.
Blow your mind out and scatter your brains like you’re driving a Lotus.
The Tara Browne reference is kind of stretchy. If he was shot in the head driving a Lotus it’d make a bit more sense.
You better run for your life, Paul, because our band’s running amok.
Nice triple reference.
You might as well just give up, Ghost, you’re out of your little luck.
The Ghost thing is a good reference, maybe a bit of a stretch to call Paul ghost but nothing too major.
Don’t step to us, John, we’ll stomp you out 15 times with our old brown shoes
Good.
We’re sure you wish you were bulletproof with all of the shots fired at you.
Also more simple than most of these lines, which is fine, still a good line.
George, we’ll let you down and leave you flat, leave us and don’t bother.
Anyone can play guitar, but ours blows this horse out of the water.
Both of these lines are complex and well written.
(How’d these guys make their millions.) Don’t ask me why, I don’t know.
This line is more complex than it sounds, which is good.
Do yourselves a favour, pack your bags, and Rin-go home.
The Ringo pun is a bit too obvious for me. The Please Please Me reference helps though.
Oh come on, you suckers aren’t even bloody prepared.
Also a little more complex than it sounds.
We’re mopping the floor up with your Hitler hair.
Funny.
(Oh.) We can find better things to do, let’s leave these pussies alone.
The pussies pun would be a bit of an eyeroll, but the plot makes it make more sense.
And with that, we’re done burning you losers, (these bluebirds have flown.)
Very impressive fitting of all these references in without it seeming cramped.
Score: 9.5/10
Ringo Starr:
Awful? I’m the one thing telling you apart from One Direction!
It’s better than average fanmade lines, not quite as clever as the average line in this battle. Works alright as an opener though.
I rap naturally on tracks like I was Thomas the Tank Engine!
Probably not the most complex Thomas the Tank Engine line, but I’m just glad it was referenced.
From my hair to the feet down below my knees, ain’t I perfection?
Pretty good boast.
Hell, feel free as a bird to make a film of your Erection!
This is awesome. Maybe you could’ve made a joke about his movie Erection being a “short film”, but I’m not sure if that would’ve fit in here.
Better than the Best, it’ll be easy for me to leave you all Beat!
Both jokes in this work well together.
I’m a beautiful boy, you’re bigger failures than the Apple Boutique!
Putting this together with the beautiful boy reference makes this pretty good.
I’m fly as wings, my raps will leave you unable to speak!
It almost works perfectly, the “unable to speak” part just sounds kinda weird and stretchy.
You’re nothing but junk, wankers, you’re just like fan mail to me!
Nice personal reference.
Call me a hurricane, ‘cause I’m taking this battle by storm
Good.
Weed arrests are a huge no no, boys, let me show you the door!
Clever and funny.
Got the flow to rain on your parade, I’m miles above all the people,
Also great reference weaving.
Plant you like a tree, take your life away like an infestation of beetles!
Great reference, wording is a little weird but it works in the Take It Away reference so I can’t really get mad.
I’ll own you here, there, anywhere, so why don’t we do it in the road?
These references go well together.
From Penny Lane to Abbey, you can suck my long and winding chode!
”Long and winding chode” is sort of TJB humorish, which works fine since it has the references to Penny Lane and Abbey and encorporates them well.
I’m an All-Starr, I’m the greatest, always putting on a great show,
Not too many jokes about these references, but it’s good for a set up.
And if you don’t believe me, just ask your mothers, they should know!
One of the best mother jokes I’ve heard in a fanmade.
Score: 9.5/10
John Lennon:
Ye fuckin’ twat, I never had my mother and I know you didn’t either!
Good comeback.
Got a schnoz that big but still a jealous, tight a$$, mouth breather!
The nose joke wouldn’t have been quite good enough on its own, so it’s good the song references are in here too.
You’re over! I’ll be telling every one around how I won this war!
Good.
I’m colder! Shame this turkey’s album responses were lukewarm!
The I’m colder thing flows pretty well in my head with the last line’s “you’re over”. I’m not sure if that was the intent or not though. Line is also good.
Call yourself the greatest? Whatever helps you sleep thru the night.
Kind of an easy reference to “whatever gets you thru the night”, but still funny. Especially knowing Lennon wrote that song.
Left-wing raps’ll burn this Nicol back to the ground, (damn right!)
Good references.
Throwing shade, your fake plastic love songs are silly!
The throwing shade reference is kind of too specific to hold the line up, which is why the plastic love songs reference helps the line out.
So suck MY dick, Dick, let me take you down to Meat City!
Another good comeback.
I’ll leave you squealing like your wife singing and let you nap in the dirt!
I think the joke would’ve made a better initial impact if he directly called Paul’s wife a pig. Still good though.
Score: 10/10
Paul McCartney:
We shouldn’t have beef, give peace a chance and stop being jerks!
This is really great.
Paul MC ain’t C Moon with short-sighted hypocrite L7s!
The C Moon part especially I like in this line, though it’s got a lot of good references on its own.
Amazing, maybe, how people can follow a man with no direction!
Pretty good follow up on Lennon’s hypocrisy.
Understand someday you need to try and get over yourself one of these days,
I get that you wanted to do a whole thing with repeating day a lot, but since “someday” and “one of these days” have the same meaning and are used in the same context, it sounds a bit awkward and redundant reading it. Song references are still good.
Losing like another day in your weekend, this rap game’s easy to play!
The Yesterday reference works really well with the rest of the “days”.
I’m on fire, I’m the man, I’d recommend you start running and don’t stop,
Good way of referencing The Fireman.
So make like a seagull and fly away, Lenny, or just suck my great cock!
Yet another clever dick joke. The Lenny thing is also pretty clever.
Don’t even try, try, try, your raps are nothing, they belong in Nutopia!
Good Nutopia reference.
Everybody out there’s ready for my next big hit: Pimp Slappin’ the Both of Ya!
I like this pun.
And George, before you say what you feel, beware of this beautiful knight!
Pretty good reference to the knighting.
Don’t even care anymore, try me, I’d be thrilled to punch out your damn lights!
Good references and good termination of Paul’s increasing anger.
Score: 9.75/10
George Harrison:
My sweet lord, we aren’t going anywhere with fussing and debating,
Really good opener, sets the tone.
Let’s come together and shatter the competition like our Ed Sullivan ratings!
Nice song reference and real life reference.
Let this pass, we’ve been through thick and thin together all of these years
Good way to inject some more Harrison into this verse, almost seemed like he was getting less attention than the others.
Give me peace on Earth, your arguing’s like One Direction to my ears!
This is a pretty perfect way to set up 1D.
Score: 10/10
One Direction:
Oh, I’m sorry, we can’t hear your criticism from the top of the charts!
I’m going to have to score this on a different scale from the rest of the battle I guess. This line is funny. Definitely not as clever as the rest of the lines, which is intended.
Attack you and steal this battle like we stole teenage girls’ hearts!
Good song reference.
We’re something great, you must be inZayn if you think you can match our Style!
You can’t stand this Payne, we spit flow on this mic just like the Niall!
All kinda clever and kinda try-hardy, which is what you were intending.
Oh, and speaking of birds, we’ll give you that and not take it back!
The bird lines were a bit too long ago to say “speaking of”.
You’ve never loved your stomach or your thighs, because you’re all FAT!
The most obvious joke you could make about that line. But it is funny.
We’ll light you up like we light up the world, send you leaving in one direction!
Good reference to their most famous song.
That’s right, we’ll send all ya’ll packin’ like Ringo in the White Album sessions!
This is a cool real life reference.
You’re clearly outmatched, we’ve got, like, 20 fucking writers on our side!
Reminds me a lot of Michael Bay’s sequel line, which is a good thing in this context.
We’ll steal your girls and have a bed-in with them, give em a ticket to ride!
This is pretty clever actually. Almost feels out of place.
Ya’ll talk about dick-suckin’ so much, why don’t you suck deez 1D Ds?
Pretty not clever, just funny.
You dorks are clearly going to lose against the greatest band you’ve ever-
Decent song reference.
Score: 9.5/10
Overall: So as you can probably tell, I had to be pretty anal for this review in order to be at all constructive. Aside from some weird little wording things here and there, this is a perfect battle, and I wouldn’t hesitate at all to call it the best fanmade I’ve read on this site. In fact, I doubt it’ll ever be topped. 9.75/10
Radiohead’s Worst Line: Blow your mind out and scatter your brains like you’re driving a Lotus.
Radiohead’s Best Line: (How’d these guys make their millions.) Don’t ask me why, I don’t know.
Ringo Starr’s Worst Line: I’m fly as wings, my raps will leave you unable to speak!
Ringo Starr’s Best Line: And if you don’t believe me, just ask your mothers, they should know!
John Lennon’s Best Line: Got a schnoz that big but still a jealous, tight a$$, mouth breather!
Paul McCartney’s Worst Line: Understand someday you need to try and get over yourself one of these days,
Paul McCartney’s Best Line: Everybody out there’s ready for my next big hit: Pimp Slappin’ the Both of Ya!
George Harrison’s Best Line: Give me peace on Earth, your arguing’s like One Direction to my ears!
One Direction’s Worst Line: Ya’ll talk about dick-suckin’ so much, why don’t you suck deez 1D Ds?
One Direction’s Best Line: You’re clearly outmatched, we’ve got, like, 20 fucking writers on our side!
Final Results:
Radiohead: 9.5/10
Ringo Starr: 9.5/10
John Lennon: 10/10
Paul McCartney: 9.75/10
George Harrison: 10/10
One Direction: 9.5/10
Total Score: 68/70
OH I TOTALLY MISSED YOUR LAST REQUESTQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigkidrant3Um... so is mine coming next?
That's entirely my bad, you will most certainly be next.
Oh, OK. I thought you were going to say, "I HATE YOUR RAPS! TIMMY TURNER, YOU ARE TERRIBLE AND YOU HAVE LOST YOUR FAIRIES!", or some shit like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big SamOH I TOTALLY MISSED YOUR LAST REQUEST
That's entirely my bad, you will most certainly be next.
Samboomo can you review the introductory chapter of my forum fan-fic "Project: Mecha"?
(It can be found in the FFF section under the same name)
Please review my Klonoa vs Conker battle in your line-by-line format? :3
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...947#post412947
Could you please review Items of Power from beginning to end?
Okay, if you're not busy, could you review something really old? Old by my standards because I made it before I joined. Grease x Pokemon.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigkidrant3Yeah, it's not one of my proudest raps.
Now can you review THIS:
Spoiler:
Beat: Time Machine by Allrounda
[FONT=arial][COLOR=#404040]EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!! SELLBOTS... VERSUS... LAWBOTS... VERSUS.... CASHBOTS... VERSUS... THE BOSSBOTS!!!! BEGIN!
The Sellbots: Greetings, fellow bots! We’re the Sellbots here to battle,
the OCD money freaks, some overachievers and some fancy golf prattle!
Glad Hander: We’d love to hand it to ya! That deserves a nice slap on the back!
The Mingler: We’re not interested in your charges, Sharky! We’ll Pummel you, and that’s a fact!
Mover and Shaker: Shaking this battle up with my quaking and shaking,
been an all-star rapper while you three types were sitting around and debating!
The Sellbots: You want to shift, Spinny Steve? Here, try our Mingler’s paradigm!
Two-Face: Up against us? You’re gonna have to get the Sellbot EVIL EYE!
Cold Caller: Our disses are almost as cold as my double-talking tactics!
Telemarketer: You need small business loans? Well, you can have them!
The Sellbots: Worthy of our throne? We’re the original HQ owners outside of the garden!
Name Dropper: Looks like you cashed up! Time to steal your credit charges?
Did I mention I know Sir Max?
The Sellbots: We’re on the top of the bracket
Mover and Shaker: You’re in my spot, Law-phonies! So move it, or lose it!
You feel a little shaken, need of some fixing up in rhyme!
The Sellbots: Fortunately for you three loser types, your shifts are just clipped-on paradigms!
The Cashbots: We’re the Cashbots, taking in your debt and replacing it with levies!
We’ll bounce your checks and snap your necks! I hope your Seller-bots are ready!
Bean Counter: I’ve been researching these three phonies and counting their beans,
but it seems to me like you’re gonna have to PAY through fucking with me!
Loan Shark: Not interested in my charges? Well, two can play hardball!
I’ll chomp and bite you and scatter your remains like a book of “Where’s Waldo?”
Money Bags: It’s not all about the money? The chunky, fresh money!
Call me Donald Trump,
Bean Counter: ‘Cuz you’re all getting FIRED tonight, sonnies!
Penny Pincher: Pinching all your pennies, because unlike you two, I actually care,
The Cashbots: About how much money we’ve spent and we do it quite fairly!
Cold Caller? You’re too cold! Mind if we get you an ice pack or two?
Short Change: Freeze us all you want, but as a matter of fact, we’re going to defeat you!
Number Cruncher: We didn’t cash up! We dried in like those goji berries you want to sell!
You know Sir Max?
The Cashbots: I bet you break the law as well!
Loan Shark: Me and my bros are tight, wad, you’re all just tightwads!
Tightwad: Straw-Fly nihilists won’t make it
The Cashbots: Through the money squad!
The Lawbots: We’re the Lawbots! Too quick on the law, arresting you all for foul rapping!
Bouncing our checks? We’ll sue you for ranting and ranting about your yapping!
Ambulance Chaser: Loan Shark, Loan Shark, causing people to lose their trust?
Back Stabber: You stabbed people in the back, but that’s my job, you bub!
I’ll file you a restraining order! Don’t come 20 miles near me!
Spin Doctor: Want to file a complaint? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me!
I do want to shift, thank you very much! SHIFT YOU ALL TO BITS!
Ambulance Chaser: Want to call you Donald Trump? No wonder why you’re balding!
Legal Eagle: (CAAWW!) Dropping fresh rhymes so cool they make all your rhymes deemed illegal!
These medieval Bowgart’s couldn’t dare come near us or else we’ll pull you off the market, BALD EAGL-
wait! I already am one and I’ll have this battle won for me and my peeps!
The Lawbots: These numbers you’re crunching cannot compare to the medical troubles we’ve caused in just one week!
Big Wig: I’m the big wig of the block, beating me is illegal in this nation.
You’re all due for jury duty! Time for you all to be arrested!
Double Talker: Gee, like I was glad to see the hander,
Bottom Feeder: Until we realized that it
Bloodsucker: Wasn’t a very ordinary sight!
Justice will be served on this court,
The Lawbots: And on the mic!
The Bossbots: These lower tier cogs think they’re so sophisticated because they have the skills to make
us crying and leaving? Well then, we’ll pummel you down like a birthday cake!
We’re the true OG’s of the game! The original masters of the game.
We’ll rewrite you in time and then school you all in fresh rhymes to get us all to fame!
Head Hunter: I’m bringing home your heads for dinner! Feeling a little shrinkage?
Bloodsucker? Suck on this! You’ll need a lot of legal help to survive this!
Corporate Raider: These three blind types over yonder glen,
can go despise a sweet maiden, you’ll never get here again!
Downsizer: (fast) Making my way to the bossing department
of these redundant types trying to step into my boss market!
These illegible, fallible, government scams,
ain’t nothing compared to the skills we have!
Bean Counter, don’t get your fancy hat in a knot,
like Fort Knox on the door of the money that you bought,
illegally from black markets across the CogNation!
The Big Cheese: You’re really teeing us off!
The Bossbots: Need a bit more information?
Factory Foreman: Watching over these failure cogs smoking on a factory line.
I’m the foreman of this rap-machine, I’ll eat you all up like lunchtime!
The Downsizer can talk fast? Well then rap fast to this!
(fast) You’re a bean counting, downsizing disgrace of mankind who claims that he’s a god although he’s really a bitch!
The Mint Supervisor: I am the Mint Supervisor. Care me to say more?
I’ll beat out your little Mr. Hollywood’s with just one simple FORE!
Sell me goji’s all you want, but the only goji’s you’ll get,
are the mary janes you smoke when your life’s in major debt.
The District Attorney’s Clerk: (sighs) You all don’t understand on the road we’ll pave.
But instead of course, you had to bring our big title to our graves.
The toon forces are getting stronger and their devices are way smarter!
So what are we even doing here? Come on, we have to fight harder!
The Club President: You wannabe warrior therapist! I’ve got you in a barricade!
You can’t sue me! After all, we’re two members of the same robot race.
I’m the big bad boss of this big bad battle rap.
Tell your bones to stay in your shell, bitch! Out-rap to that!
*see real post for full battle*[/I]
Spoiler:The Sellbots:
Greetings, fellow bots! We’re the Sellbots here to battle,
Fillery opening.
the OCD money freaks, some overachievers and some fancy golf prattle!
More referency than jokey.
Glad Hander: We’d love to hand it to ya! That deserves a nice slap on the back!
This at least has a double meaning in rap battle context. Kind of like Oprah’s seat line.
The Mingler: We’re not interested in your charges, Sharky! We’ll Pummel you, and that’s a fact!
Decent reference.
Mover and Shaker: Shaking this battle up with my quaking and shaking,
Probably a pretty obvious pun but it still works OK.
been an all-star rapper while you three types were sitting around and debating!
Could be used against most people it seems like.
The Sellbots: You want to shift, Spinny Steve? Here, try our Mingler’s paradigm!
Kinda clever, if I get the line.
Two-Face: Up against us? You’re gonna have to get the Sellbot EVIL EYE!
More referency than jokey.
Cold Caller: Our disses are almost as cold as my double-talking tactics!
Also pretty clever for a “cold rhymes” line.
Telemarketer: You need small business loans? Well, you can have them!
Not much of an insult.
The Sellbots: Worthy of our throne? We’re the original HQ owners outside of the garden!
Also not really joke.
Name Dropper: Looks like you cashed up! Time to steal your credit charges?
Pun is alright.
Did I mention I know Sir Max?
The Sellbots: We’re on the top of the bracket!
Mover and Shaker: You’re in my spot, Law-phonies! So move it, or lose it!
I think I get this reference, and it’s not bad.
You feel a little shaken, need of some fixing up in rhyme!
Decent puns.
The Sellbots: Fortunately for you three loser types, your shifts are just clipped-on paradigms!
Kinda similar to some of the earlier lines in this.
Factory Foreman:
Watching over these failure cogs smoking on a factory line.
I’m the foreman of this rap-machine, I’ll eat you all up like lunchtime!
Simple threat.
The Downsizer can talk fast? Well then rap fast to this!
(fast) You’re a bean counting, downsizing disgrace of mankind who claims that he’s a god although he’s really a bitch!
Using a fast rap here is a good choice. Even if the line itself isn’t much of a joke.
Score: 7/10
The Cashbots:
We’re the Cashbots, taking in your debt and replacing it with levies!
We’ll bounce your checks and snap your necks! I hope your Seller-bots are ready!
Some decent puns and flows in here.
Bean Counter: I’ve been researching these three phonies and counting their beans,
but it seems to me like you’re gonna have to PAY through fucking with me!
Kind of obvious for cashbots, but still good.
Loan Shark: Not interested in my charges? Well, two can play hardball!
I’ll chomp and bite you and scatter your remains like a book of “Where’s Waldo?”
Good references.
Money Bags: It’s not all about the money? The chunky, fresh money!
Call me Donald Trump,
Bean Counter: ‘Cuz you’re all getting FIRED tonight, sonnies!
This pop culture reference works alright, feels kind of random but not too random.
Penny Pincher: Pinching all your pennies, because unlike you two, I actually care,
Not really sure how “pinching your pennies” is a threat.
The Cashbots: About how much money we’ve spent and we do it quite fairly!
Not much of a joke.
Cold Caller? You’re too cold! Mind if we get you an ice pack or two?
Confusing. Why would you get someone an ice pack if they’re already “too cold”?
Short Change: Freeze us all you want, but as a matter of fact, we’re going to defeat you!
The freezing reference isn’t really joked about.
Number Cruncher: We didn’t cash up! We dried in like those goji berries you want to sell!
Decent pun.
You know Sir Max?
The Cashbots: I bet you break the law as well!
Meh, not really a joke.
Loan Shark: Me and my bros are tight, wad, you’re all just tightwads!
Pretty good.
Tightwad: Straw-Fly nihilists won’t make it
The Cashbots: Through the money squad!
”Nihilist” isn’t really an insult.
The Mint Supervisor:
I am the Mint Supervisor. Care me to say more?
I’ll beat out your little Mr. Hollywood’s with just one simple FORE!
Took me a second, but if this is the pun I think it is, it’s alright.
Sell me goji’s all you want, but the only goji’s you’ll get,
are the mary janes you smoke when your life’s in major debt.
Can’t say I get this one.
Score: 8/10
The Lawbots:
We’re the Lawbots! Too quick on the law, arresting you all for foul rapping!
Bouncing our checks? We’ll sue you for ranting and ranting about your yapping!
Fun law puns.
Ambulance Chaser: Loan Shark, Loan Shark, causing people to lose their trust?
Back Stabber: You stabbed people in the back, but that’s my job, you bub!
Pretty obvious, but funny.
I’ll file you a restraining order! Don’t come 20 miles near me!
Spin Doctor: Want to file a complaint? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me!
Not really jokes.
I do want to shift, thank you very much! SHIFT YOU ALL TO BITS!
Pretty good threat.
Ambulance Chaser: Want to call you Donald Trump? No wonder why you’re balding!
Good comeback.
Legal Eagle: (CAAWW!) Dropping fresh rhymes so cool they make all your rhymes deemed illegal!
I don’t see why having cool rhymes would make someone else’s illegal.
These medieval Bowgart’s couldn’t dare come near us or else we’ll pull you off the market, BALD EAGL-
wait! I already am one and I’ll have this battle won for me and my peeps!
This eagle interruption gag doesn’t really make any points for or against either side.
The Lawbots: These numbers you’re crunching cannot compare to the medical troubles we’ve caused in just one week!
A little fact statey.
Big Wig: I’m the big wig of the block, beating me is illegal in this nation.
You’re all due for jury duty! Time for you all to be arrested!
Doesn’t really rhyme, and these are more referency than jokey.
Double Talker: Gee, like I was glad to see the hander,
Bottom Feeder: Until we realized that it
Bloodsucker: Wasn’t a very ordinary sight!
Not really insulting or boasting.
Justice will be served on this court,
The Lawbots: And on the mic!
I like this pun.
The District Attorney’s Clerk:
(sighs) You all don’t understand on the road we’ll pave.
But instead of course, you had to bring our big title to our graves.
The toon forces are getting stronger and their devices are way smarter!
So what are we even doing here? Come on, we have to fight harder!
These lines are mostly platitudey.
Score: 7.75/10
The Bossbots:
These lower tier cogs think they’re so sophisticated because they have the skills to make
us crying and leaving? Well then, we’ll pummel you down like a birthday cake!
You don’t really pummel down birthday cakes.
We’re the true OG’s of the game! The original masters of the game.
We’ll rewrite you in time and then school you all in fresh rhymes to get us all to fame!
This flow is weird in my head, and the wording is kind of confusing.
Head Hunter: I’m bringing home your heads for dinner! Feeling a little shrinkage?
Bloodsucker? Suck on this! You’ll need a lot of legal help to survive this!
I like these puns.
Corporate Raider: These three blind types over yonder glen,
can go despise a sweet maiden, you’ll never get here again!
I like this reference.
Downsizer: (fast) Making my way to the bossing department
of these redundant types trying to step into my boss market!
These illegible, fallible, government scams,
ain’t nothing compared to the skills we have!
Focuses more on flow than clever lines.
Bean Counter, don’t get your fancy hat in a knot,
like Fort Knox on the door of the money that you bought,
Pretty cool puns.
illegally from black markets across the CogNation!
The Big Cheese: You’re really teeing us off!
The Bossbots: Need a bit more information?
Reference isn’t quite jokey enough.
The Club President:
You wannabe warrior therapist! I’ve got you in a barricade!
Not the best joke, but it’s at least a reference.
You can’t sue me! After all, we’re two members of the same robot race.
Not a dis or insult really.
I’m the big bad boss of this big bad battle rap.
Tell your bones to stay in your shell, bitch! Out-rap to that!
Good.
Score: 7.5/10
The Director of Ambush Marketing:
ENOUGH! I’ve had it with all you pesky servant mice!
Good opener.
I’m the true alpha boss! So you can all go run away and hide in fright.
Pretty generic.
Club President? No, thank you! As a director, I’m cutting you out!
Mint supervisor? Get a chewable mint because your raps are quite foul!
I like these two puns.
These Sellbots over here can go back to telemarketing the toons!
Get beaten up by them all day in night with no fragile review!
Good.
Cashbots can go back to charging people mortgage rates on their real estate!
Not really an insult.
But the only thing real about you eight is that you can’t seem to overpopulate!
Not really a joke.
Lawbots, get a grip! Law school is all over for you!
You’re acting all snooty and act like you have a higher IQ?
Pretty generic.
The best you’ve got in your systems are level 12 skeletons!
WHILE I’M THE LEVEL 50 WITH 2560 HP WITH SUPREME MARKETING!
OK comparison line.
Come on! We’re a team, guys! Let’s not overreact about it!
Any Toon who steps to us, we’ll give some positive reinforcement!
OK story-teller.
This battle is pointless, so let’s bury the hatchet!
So what if the game crashes? It’s still fun around the planet!
Not really jokes.
Score: 7.75/10
Sir Max:
(evil laughter Fun around the planet? Not this time!)
I am Sir Max, the maximum owner of your mints unstoppably!
The evil land-owner of all your intellectual property!
SO GET BACK TO WORK! This is my time you’re wasting!
No real jokes.
I didn’t steal you all for billions so you could play around debating!
You no longer belong to Disney, you’re all just products to me!
Decent parodies of the original lines.
SO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND EXPLODE DOWN FOR ME!
”Explode down” is weird wording.
Toons wanting to do Storm Sellbot but have to beat Oldman? I WON’T LET THEM!
Glitches causing my game to crash? I WON’T FIX THEM!
Kinda fact statey.
If I can steal Mickey Mouse’s ears, Donald’s Ducks boat and still be off the hook,
than it’s obvious that the winner is none other than me, you kooks!
Could’ve set up a more clever line, but instead it sets up something that pretty much anyone could use.
CLEARLY, there’s NOBODY near me!
I’m OWNING this battle! But wait, I REWROTE YOUR WHOLE SERIES!
I’m not sure what owning the battle has to do with rewriting the series.
So get right onto the Toontown bandwagon, cogs, but don’t rock it!
I’ll put you all in a sweatshop with no green in your pockets!
Sweatshop joke works, since it’s cogs.
I don’t care if I’m a criminal, I’m only doing it for myself!
NOW JOIN ME NOW, FILTHY PEASANTS! OR YOU’RE ALL GOING TO ROBO-HELL!
Not too much of a reference as far as I know.
Score: 7/10
Overall: There are some real signs of improvement in this battle. Each verse has some references and some jokes about said references. Still a few filler lines, or references without jokes/jokes without references, but this was still pretty good. 7.5/10
The Sellbots’ Worst Line: Greetings, fellow bots! We’re the Sellbots here to battle
The Sellbots’ Best Line: We’re not interested in your charges, Sharky! We’ll Pummel you, and that’s a fact!
The Cashbots’ Worst Line: It’s not all about the money? The chunky, fresh money!
The Cashbots’ Best Line: I’ll chomp and bite you and scatter your remains like a book of “Where’s Waldo?”
The Lawbots’ Worst Line: (CAAWW!) Dropping fresh rhymes so cool they make all your rhymes deemed illegal!
The Lawbots’ Best Line: Justice will be served on this court, and on the mic!
The Bossbots’ Worst Line: We’re the true OG’s of the game! The original masters of the game.
The Bossbots’ Best Line: like Fort Knox on the door of the money that you bought,
The Director of Ambush Marketing’s Worst Line: I’m the true alpha boss! So you can all go run away and hide in fright.
The Director of Ambush Marketing’s Best Line: Mint supervisor? Get a chewable mint because your raps are quite foul!
Sir Max’s Worst Line: CLEARLY, there’s NOBODY near me!
Sir Max’s Best Line: I’ll put you all in a sweatshop with no green in your pockets!
Total Score:
The Sellbots: 7/10
The Cashbots: 8/10
The Lawbots: 7.75/10
The Bossbots: 7.5/10
The Director of Ambush Marketing: 7.75
Sir Max: 7/10
Score: 45/70
I'VE GOT MORE! So you can review this now:
Spoiler:BEAT: New World by Allrounda Productions
EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!! THE CREEPYPASTA FANDOM... VERSUS.... THE FNAF FANDOM!!! BEGIN!!!
Creepypasta Leader: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Slenderman,
who saved us from a life of eternal pain and overweight body mass?
The Creepy Cosplayer: OR EYELESS JACK OR TICCI TOBY OR LAUGHING JACK OR HOMICIDAL LIU,
OR HEARTFUL LIU OR THE OBSERVER OR BOOTLEG SPONGEBOB,
Creepypasta Leader: Yep. We’re going to utterly defeat you!
We turn innocent kids into sleep-deprived maniacs,
you turn hopeless kids into Furries with an eyepatch. (eyepatch)
You ruined the world, tried to make it all iFunny,
but you’re only in the Collective!
The Creepy Cosplayer: Try being a bit more creepy!
Creepypasta Leader: Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah, I’ll cut ya like a Slim Jim,
scatter around all your suits’ blood and gore and hide them in your “entertainment!”
Your fandom is the farthest thing from Zalgo’s eyes of perfection!
The Creepy Cosplayer: LET'S DO ZALGO COSPLAY AND ROLEPLAY FOR HIS AFFECTION!
Creepypasta Leader: Now with the cosplayer gone, let’s take a more balanced approach.
You couldn’t even get fame if it weren’t for some blonde douche, bro!
Yo mama so stupid, she liked that trend of your FNAF!
Repost in the next 2 seconds, or I’m KILLING YOUR ASS!
*CHANGE BEAT TO IRON FIST BY ALLROUNDA, start at 0:19*
The FNAF Leader: You wanna talk about Freddy Fazbear, the leader of our crew?
Foxy Fanboy: AND FOXY TOO!
The FNAF Leader: We’re gonna leave the Creepy Linguini with a bruise!
You’re not better than a bunch of Happy Appy apple juice.
Foxy Fanboy: NOT EVEN FOXY LIKES YOU! SO WE’LL SCREECH!
The FNAF Leader: And defeat you!
We’ve gotten into raps ever since our encounter with your experiments
At the rate you're going, you'll almost be as bad as your fanfics!
You claim that I’m a Furry? Well, get a taste of my YIFFING.
Foxy Fanboy: YIFF LIKE FOXY!
The FNAF Leader: YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFING!
Now that you’re out of the way, let’s diss out the cosplayer.
Go back to your Axis of cheap rhymes,
Foxy Fanboy: YOURE ALL JUST A BUNCH O’ FAKERS! (OOH!)
FOXY WENT AGAINST CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND HE CRUNCHED HIM!
The FNAF Leader: Creepypasta is only for lonely boys without a relationship.
But since we’re here, let’s diss out your little fandom on iFunny too!
Going to massive ratings to make “sexy” artwork out of you?
Foxy Fanboy: THAT'S A LIE! FURRIES WILL SOON BE THE BEST!
*pops cap*
The FNAF Leader: Now would you look at that? YOU’RE ALL DEAD!
*CHANGE BEAT TO DAWN OF THE DEAD BY TRISTAN*
Emo Leader: My mom wouldn’t let me go out to the Death to the Public-itarians Concert.
I feel like I wanna die!
Emo Sidekick: I’ll die too because we’re both Stuck in the Nuclear Dirt!
Emo Leader: But that’s not a song made by Death to the Public-itarians!
Emo Sidekick: WE QUIT!
Emo Leader: Someone else finish these rhymes for us... blip...
Repost Leader: Creepypasta is only for lonely boys without a relationship!
FNAF just has terrible screeches and god-awful fanfictions!
Repost Bar: THE REPOST BAR SAYS - 20 MINUTES INTO BKR3 AND CHILL,
Repost Leader: He gives you this look!
Repost Bar: We quit too, Emos!
Repost Leader: Someone else finish the jiggles!
Car Leader: YOU CAN BUY THIS CAR ONLY FOR $199999.99!
Car Admirer: I mean, just look at those handcrafted designs!
Car Leader: This is too good to be true!
Car Admirer: Get this car with all the viruses!
Car Leader: Wait.. we got the viruses.... So long story short... WE QUIT!
Gravity Falls Leader: Here comes the one people actually listen to!
I’m giving you the first worthwhile thing to do in your life, and you won’t even listen!
MoringMark Admirer: Too bad for you!
Gravity Falls Leader: Stanley, WAIT! Don’t push me into the device!
MoringMark Admirer: Can it, Poindexter! You CAN HAVE IT!
Gravity Falls Leader: NOOO!!!! YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIIISSSS!!!!!
*CHANGE BEAT TO COLORS BY TRISTAN ON THE TRACK*
KiK Leader: KiK ME NOW FOR NUDES! #beingsuperrebel!
Gravity Falls can’t KiK me! That show is made by the Devil!
But I did Netflix and Chill,
KiK SideKiK: With her boyfriend/girlfirend and succeeded!
KiK Leader: Cars can’t do Netflix and Chill! So they’re losers, BEEYATCH!
KiK SideKiK: We have pumpkin spice flavored raps and Starbucks’ latte!
KiK Leader: And don’t forget fake blonde highlights!
KiK SideKiK: Do you really think I’d forget that, eh?
KiK Leader: Creepypasta and FNAF? BLEEEEEEEGH! THATS FOR NERDS!
I’d prefer Instagram and Vine (Instagram: Finally! PRAYERS ANSWERED!)
KiK SideKiK: You know what? We quit from this bullshit!
KiK Leader: Don’t ever KiK us! You’re not worthy of
KiK SideKiK: IIT!
Tumblr Leader: We’re the Tumblr leaders, taking place of these failed KiK’s!
Tumblr Sidekick: No wit when it comes to spit,
Tumblr Leader: Much like the Gravity Falls and their horrendous,
fanfictions, fan-art, and MoringMark worship that you do!
Tumblr Sidekick: Really, though? You’d best know
Tumblr Leader: That we have a Staff that knows kung-fu!
And Creepypasta, huh?
Tumblr Sidekick: Claim that you’re a big deal?
Let’s see how you like it,
Tumblr Leader: And give you FEELS ON WHEELS?
*CHANGE BEAT TO TAKIN RISKS BY TRISTAN ON THE TRACK*
MLG: 1v1 me rusts! Here comes the MLG
YTP: And the Youtube Poop here to brawl!
We’re like an infinite DINNER blaster, because we’re coming for your balls!
MLG: Play Darude - Sandstorm (da na na na na na num)
YTP: Because we’re bringing a total killer!
MLG: Your memes are about as dank as Hannah Montana!
YTP: If you don’t hear from us in a month, send LINK to help you with your needs!
MLG: Tumblr will get noscoped ‘cuz he’s a member of the LOOMINARTY!
DAYUM SON, WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS?
YTP: I don’t know.
I don’t see how a KiK could protect you all from our Hotel Mario!
We’ve got SPAGHETTI and MEATBALLS and toasters that toast.. TOAST!
MLG: GOTTA GO FAST!
YTP: SANIC!
MLG: SIKE! Y’all about to be NOSCOPED! *hitmarker*
YTP: We’re like Toys Gone Wild, because if you know what’s in store,
then you’re gonna laugh at your failure! Also,
MLG: FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
420 BLAZE IT MOTHERFUCKERS, WE’RE LIKE PEPE THE FROG!
Sub now bitch or I will noscope ur mum.
YTP: You’re feeble, and unpredictible!
MLG: Not successful in the least!
From now on, never mess
YTP: With the
YTP and MLG: THE HUMOR EMCEES!
Creepypasta Leader: Yeah, MLG’s just sadness and delay!
The FNAF Leader: If you’re looking for the security cameras, they be that-away!
MoringMark Admirer: We’ve got sick bars,
Tumblr Leader: And reposts to help
Foxy Fanboy: MAKE THE FOXY DAY BETTER!
MLG: Fak u rusts,
YTP: We’re the true best sellers!
Announcer: WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! *loominarty triangle appears* RAP BATTLES OF BIGKIDRANT3!!!!
Review my Hades vs. Anubis?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ludwig Von KoopaSamboomo can you review the introductory chapter of my forum fan-fic "Project: Mecha"?
(It can be found in the FFF section under the same name)
Spoiler:Just gonna talk about it since I don't want to do categories when I don't think they're really necessary.
Anyway, interesting concept right off the bat, already seems adventurous and futuristic. Putting it in 2019 wasn't a bad choice since it's not too far distant in the future, makes it seem more like it really could happen. I kind of don't think you should've included that we were all members of ERBoH.com in the story, since that seems a bit too coincidental, and it's not really imperative to the story that the characters already know each other.
The dialogue is pretty good for the most part. I like the Windows 10 reference. The personalities of the characters aren't totally clear yet, but given this story is divided into chapters, there's still plenty more time to do that. That said, Rob and Dion's dialogue is a bit robotic sounding, which doesn't really suit them super well. But overall, I liked this introduction a fair amount. The premise in particular is very interesting, and on my own time I plan to rest of it. 8/10
Quote:
Originally Posted by ButtercreamPlease review my Klonoa vs Conker battle in your line-by-line format? :3
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...947#post412947
Spoiler:Conker-Round 1:
Ugh, I'll tell you the tale of how I Conker'd this... thing.
Decent opener.
With the bark of a bitch, and the guts of a pussy it seems.
Clever joke on the theory. Doesn’t rhyme well though.
Ask your prince to give you the memory of winning this fight,
Wording is a little weird, but I get the joke.
because you're dreaming if you think you've a chance if you can't stand heights.
The dreaming joke is a bit obvious, and there could’ve been a better heights joke.
Your ability suits ya, cause you're so full of hot air;
Pretty good.
with an inflated ego from a Ring with that rabbit fagget flair.
Could’ve been a better gay joke with the ring.
With my authority I'll execute you, no Bagoo pulling the strings.
Interesting comparison drawn about execution.
And what kind of "hero" murders a man, with depression of all things!?
Kinda fact statey.
I'll kick your ass for Phantomiles, and my G Diddy'll pick up the scraps.
Nice puns.
Dashing and cashing checks, if luxury's a girl, I'm sitting on her lap.
Cool twist on the “lap of luxury” line, but it seems like it could be used by a lot of people and not just Conker.
The only way they'd revive your series is by pairing you with Namco.
Too fact-statey (though it’s alright if it was intended to set up the next one.
You've gone and croaked, Klonoa; I'll call you Keroro!
Good one.
Score: 8/10
Klonoa-Round 1:
... Rupurudu!
What happened, Conker? You went from Pocket Tales to Hangover 2.
A little fact statey, but still funny.
I defeated stuff nightmares are made of, you've bested falsetto-loving poo.
I was hoping for something a bit deeper for the Great Mighty Poo reference.
I'll put a Wind Bullet to you, like my name was Don Weaso;
Decent, kind of an obvious Don Weaso line.
Berri nice to beat ya, claiming wealth and power, but you're still miserable.
The pun adds a bit to the line, maybe not quite enough to make it a “good line” though.
I've got Twelve Tales of your exploits................... Sorry for the delay.
Pretty good.
It's just even Nintendo gave you scat, so you got a Bad Fur Day.
Kind of clever.
In the end you're just a squirrel, so you can munch on deez nuts!
Super obvious but funny.
(Huepow: KLONOA!)
But I have to keep it rated E, because Everyone loves my stuff.
Not bad, especially when used against Conker.
Sit back and drink your beer, my Song of Rebirth is upon us.
Two references without much of a joke.
You're a petty chair leg that wouldn't even satisfy Adonis.
This is a really good forum reference.
I'm killing this mic, like the Tediz were here.
Could’ve been a better Tediz joke.
I can't find your talent, like your company, (Magya!) Rare!
Nice pun.
Score: 9/10
Conker-Round 2:
Imma pop this ba-foon, like his motherfucking Grandpa.
Not bad.
Listen to me vamp up, with those ears now, can't ya?
Good reference mixing.
Gaming devolved into this? Pick up one of those Moon Stones.
The Pokemon reference is a bit random but good.
And know I've stomped out little girls with more bravado than you've shown!
The little girl reference isn’t the best it could be but it’s good enough.
Score: 8.5/10
Klonoa-Round 2:
(Huepow: KLONOA!!!... Fuck the ESRB.)
You've Lived and Loaded on some loose chipmunk's "shot" glass,
now it's time to join Alvin and the rest of the cast!
Pretty awesome pop culture reference in these two lines.
You make a worse fucking king than the Black Panthers would.
Decent.
And even this battle's writer (META!) will give me a boost like your programmer should.
Clever way to twist up the battle.
You're a bust in Blackjack, I'm a full house of Aces.
Not really a direct reference aside from that Conker drinks.
You're the end of a Wright game, like Gregg said, "One of those special cases!"
Good reference, just not super insulting.
Score: 9/10
Idea (Ungraded): This is a pretty clever idea. I don’t know if Klonoa is exactly the best fit for this match-up (since its story is kinda heavy for a lot of kids), but if you wanted to use both characters (and it seems like you did), then pairing them together works pretty well.
Overall: Very good battle. Some of the references feel a bit wasted on lines that aren’t really jokey enough, but there’s still a pretty good balance. There’s no shortage of said references, which is always a good thing. 8/10
Conker’s Worst Line: The only way they'd revive your series is by pairing you with Namco.
Conker’s Best Line: Your ability suits ya, cause you're so full of hot air
Klonoa’s Worst Line: Sit back and drink your beer, my Song of Rebirth is upon us.
Klonoa’s Best Line: Now it's time to join Alvin and the rest of the cast!
Final Results:
Conker: 16.5/20
Klonoa: 18/20
Total Score: 42.5/50
Also Brine, I can't find the "Items of Power" you requested. If you still want me to review it, just provide the link and I'll get on it.
Check the mod log, Items of Power got a name change
Um... Sam... no need to be rude... but... my Creepypasta Fandom vs FNAF Fandom one is coming soon... right? Just asking...
Of course, it's just that school is becoming such that I'm going to have to make reviewing basically a weekend-only thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigkidrant3Um... Sam... no need to be rude... but... my Creepypasta Fandom vs FNAF Fandom one is coming soon... right? Just asking...
Here's the link (the name of the topic was changed):
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...lion-of-Heroes
Thanks! Review will be out when I get the chance.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneBladeHere's the link (the name of the topic was changed):
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...lion-of-Heroes