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Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
This is WAY earlier than usual, but I will be busy for the rest of the day, so I'm reviewing this one now. It's SaneButStrange and Gliscor vs. Dr. Seuss and Leonidas.
[spoiler:39859c3n]The Lorax and Leonidas-Round 1: The Lorax has many good lines, like the Once-ler line, the Wheatley line and the unless line, which I think is his best line. Leonidas isn't as good, but he does have some nice lines too. I like the line about his son and I especially like the Dis Rap line. 8/10
SaneButStrange and Gliscor-Round 1: SaneButStrange starts nicely with the cutting deeper with his words line. His other good disses are the helmet line and the epic Abercrombie and Fitch catalog line. Gliscor also starts amazingly with the Thneed help line and immediately afterward going to insult Seuss. The other clever line are the ''kiss my ass'' line and the last few lines. Both verses were excellent. 9/10
The Grinch and Leonidas-Round 2: The Grinch's verse has the hammer and the nail line, but that's about it. Leonidas' best line is the two pokeballs line. They both have one good line. 7/10
SaneButStrange and Gliscor-Round 2: SaneButStrange's two sizes to small line is very good. So is Gliscor's 300 stitches line. Not as good as the first verse, but still good. 7/10
Overall: Very good battle. It's long, which is good, it has good lines all around, what can I say? It's a great battle. 8/10
Final Results:
Dr. Seuss and Leonidas: 15/20
SaneButStrange and Gliscor: 16/20
Total Score: 39/50[/spoiler:39859c3n]
YYYYYYYYYEESSS!!!
what about my bugs bunny vs bear grylls?
OK, I shall pick that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by redbugman97
Awesome! Hope you like it! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
And now for the last of my Dis Raps For Hire reviews. When a new one comes out, I'll review that. Time to review #5.
[spoiler:q36gmq0k]Intro: I liked the Hel-l joke. It was funny. Of course killing random people out of anger is always funny. Overall, an epic intro. 8.5/10
Beat: Very repetitive, but aside from that, a very good beat. It's intense, it's catchy, and it goes well with the flow. 8.5/10
Dis Rap: The fast part at the beginning is awesome. I like the Just-in pun and the obscenities line, so this was a great beginning. I also love the gravy flow line, and I just find it funny when he says he'll eat him. A little weaker near the ending, but the last few lines make this Dis Rap my favorite of all 5. 9/10
Total Score: 26/30[/spoiler:q36gmq0k]
Awesome review! Also, if you want to review one of my battles, it doesn't have to be Bear Grylls vs Bugs Bunny. It can be any of them! (I hope you like the battles, though!)Quote:
Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
I can't wait for my review. I know it won't be posted for a while, but I'll still be waiting in anticipation.
Very, very sorry for the long wait guys. I'm finally going to start doing my reviews again now, starting with Roy49's Princess Peach vs. Cinderella.
[spoiler:2t39pe8q]Princess Peach-Round 1: This round was fairly decent because of the Mario references, like the cake line and the 8-4 line. The other lines are also alright. 7.5/10
Cinderella-Round 1: The shroom addiction line was a nice start. The hot-air balloon line was also nice, and the attacking with tears one was a very clever Mario reference. 8/10
Princess Peach-Round 2: The Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo line is a very good line, and the last few are OK as well. Enough to almost give her the win. 8/10
Cinderella-Round 2: A great second verse, with the great leash line and the good finishing Mario reference, both possibly her best lines. Very good verse. 8.5/10
Overall: Once again, a very good battle. All of your battles have everything that makes a good battle. I thoroughly enjoy them all. 8/10
Final Results:
Princess Peach: 15.5/20
Cinderella: 16.5/20
Total Score: 40/50[/spoiler:2t39pe8q]
Aw....Roy can get a 40 but I cant..:(
Don't worry. Your review is in a few days, and I just know you'll get a good rating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar
When is my review?
Oh and can you take my 4th DRFH off the list and add my 5th one and my 6th one pweeeese?
If all goes well, tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar
I'm glad you liked my rap battle, Samuel.
Could you review my Bandana Dee vs. Goomboss and (if Roy lets) me and Roy's E. Gadd vs. Professor Oak?
Sure, why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeMasked
OK.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeMasked
I want to read this review...even though its not my battle lol.
Now I'm reviewing Sergeant Spike's Red vs. Steve.
[spoiler:3nsvj7u0]Steve-Round 1: The Poke Balls pun was decent, and the last few lines are pretty good as well. The rest of the lines are average. 7/10
Red-Round 1: It starts off rather slow, but once he says the Blue masturbating line, just about everything after that is awesome. A really good verse. 8.5/10
Steve-Round 2: The first half isn't great, the second half is awesome. Some really good lines in this verse to be sure. 8/10
Red-Round 2: The last line is an alright line. Not as good as the first verse, but still enough to win the battle for Red. 7/10
Overall: A pretty good battle overall. Not quite as good as some of your other battles, but still it has some excellent lines in here. 7.5/10
Final Results:
Steve: 15/20
Red: 15.5/20
Total Score: 38/50[/spoiler:3nsvj7u0]
Amazing review.
Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar
No problem. Cant wait for mine!
My John Cena vs Mike Tyson?
Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar
Thanks! Make sure to use the reference guide!
Would you consider reviewing my Samus Aran vs. Iron Man battle?
You'll get a 50/50!
that definitely deserves a reviewQuote:
Originally Posted by Roy49
He'll just get a perfect score!
STOP! It's not THAT good.
It's gonna get a 51/50. (Btw, Iron Man won.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Roy49
Yes it is Roy!
Alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roy49
Could you review my Bowser vs King Louis XVI?
Do my raps
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Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike
Yes to both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marvel Master
I don't mean to sound impatient or anything, but are you almost done with my review? :)
It's fine. I had another very busy day yesterday, but today looks pretty empty. I'm fairly certain I can get your's out today, and maybe another review.Quote:
Originally Posted by redbugman97