PewDiePie vs Tobuscus work thread (In Progress)

Get to work, yo-ski!

?? Beat starts playing, it's getting exciting,
The announcer is ready to start off the fighting -
Here it comes ??

HAVOK BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

TOBUSCUS!!

VS!!

PEWDIEPIE!!

BEGIN!!

Tobuscus:

DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!
My diamond sword shouldn't even HAVE to fight this!
(No one likes you)
I can't blame anyone either, you're as immature as your fanbase!
Tell me why you have no actual friends, your Happy Wheels series is nothing compared to mine
Tell me why why why, in Hawa-wah wah wah, tell me why why why, wicka wicka wah wah!
I have sideburns that'll leave your flow lying on the side burned
I've got 3 channels, i'm on TV, tell me, how much money have you even earned?
????
(PUNCH LINE)
I know that your foreign grandma listens to my songs every day
At least I can sing, us Americans barely understand a word that you say
There's no doubt Felix, that the haters controls ya!
you stopped using jokes because some of 'em told ya!
Say what you want, but this statement is true,
I have always been and will stay as king of Youtube!

Pewdie:
Ha Ha How's it going Bro? Still a whinny bitch I see.
You're puny little audience can't take down the entire Bro Army!
I put a Safety Torch on your porch, only to burn it to the ground
Swing your sword all you want, but I'm still the best around

Pewdie:
Ha Ha How's it going Bro? Still a whinny b*cth I see.
You're punny little audience can't take down the entire Bro Army!

Niiiiiiice. Adding now.

Remember the Safety Torch line I had on the other topic for Pewds?

Thank you for the reminder.

Toby:

I know that your foreign grandma listens to my songs every day
At least I can sing, us Amercians barely understand a word that you say

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Uprising

Toby:

I know that your foreign grandma listens to my songs every day
At least I can sing, us Amercians barely understand a word that you say

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This should take the playing saying line's place

Done and Done.

We really need to get to work with this...

Tobuscus:

*INSERT AWESOME SIDEBURN LINE HERE*

Something like

I have sideburns that'll leave your flow lying on the side burned
blah blah blah

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X

I have sideburns that'll leave your flow lying on the side burned
I've got 3 channels, i'm on TV, tell me, how much money have you even earned?

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Good?