The highlight of my day was emptying my bladder after around four hours of holding it.
I think I'm going to die.
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The highlight of my day was emptying my bladder after around four hours of holding it.
I think I'm going to die.
Another one of those classic chats:
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makeme12 (5/14/13 9:27:41 PM): hi there, how are you hunn?
dionidasthefirst (9:29:02 PM): Good morrow, M'lady. I am doing quite extravagant on this fine mellow day.
makeme12 (9:30:24 PM): nice to meet you .... what are you doing right now??
dionidasthefirst (9:31:26 PM): I am taking a great and magnificent journey across the plains of a place called "Internet". What business do you possess with me?
makeme12 (9:31:40 PM): ok huney but i cant go on cam here coz im not a premium member but here's the catch.. i will guide you on how you can join me on my private chatroom and i guide you on how you can avoid the unusual charges but you have to promise me first that you will not let anyone to know about this.. deal????
dionidasthefirst (9:33:34 PM): Art thou trying to lure me within the confinements of a brothel?
dionidasthefirst (9:35:11 PM): Speak, wench, or may your tongue burn in the pits of Valhalla.
makeme12 (9:35:33 PM): lol
dionidasthefirst (9:35:57 PM): What kind of language is this? I have never heard the likes of "lol".
dionidasthefirst (9:36:08 PM): Is it a spell of sort?
makeme12 (9:36:23 PM): find it
dionidasthefirst (9:36:36 PM): DEMON!
dionidasthefirst (9:36:39 PM): WITCH!
makeme12 (9:36:47 PM): hahahahaha
dionidasthefirst (9:36:50 PM): I WILL NOT TAKE HEED OF YOUR CURSES!
makeme12 (9:36:55 PM): yes
makeme12 (9:36:59 PM): whahahaha
9:37:06 PM: makeme12 has logged out
That was beautiful.
Talking with friends after gym class, where we played tennis. 2 other guys, and a girl.
Guy Friend #1: I was so confused, when she (our gym teacher) said "Hit the sweet spot on the racket", I thought she said G-Spot!
Guy Friend #2: Gross
Girl: That's probably the grossest thing I heard all day.
Me: Well you know why the sweet spot is marked with a W, right?
Girl: No..
Me: The W stands for (my last name), because I hit that sweet spot HARD.
*everybody's mouth drops in awe*
*I do the Black Pride Salute as I walk away*
my highlight? I got 70 bucks and I don't know what to do it
Reading through all of R3PTAR's stuff in his Story Time thread, it made my day
Pre-ordering Call of Duty Ghosts.
These chats are always going to be my highlight.
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chloesmith69 (5/17/13 5:02:36 PM): hi there are you up for some fun?
dionidasthefirst (5:03:18 PM): Have you ever accepted God in your life?
5:03:37 PM: chloesmith69 has logged out
:lawl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Probably thought you were a Jehovahs Witness, lol.
I was only having some fun with her. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
What is this website? I NEED NOWQuote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Chatango. All I do is just stay online and they come to you. Although there are times where you get people who actually want to have a chat, and there are times when you get people who RP.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Codfather
I wanna fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Jk, never fuck people from online, especially when you're in a healthy relationship, bad idea. <.> I want to troll the shit out of people though ;)
my highlight is *inappropriate for this forum*
Won Best Actor in my Theater Class today at awards
Streamlining the rules/punishment system.
The highlight of my day was reading the new FMERBs by Umb and the gang and beating Punch Out on the ol wii
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hbeat143 (5/29/13 11:46:15 PM): hello babe? <3 im fucking bored and horny?want to do some naughty fun?see my hot and naked pussy? <3
dionidasthefirst (11:46:54 PM): Have you ever let Jesus Christ into your life?
dionidasthefirst (11:48:12 PM): I will take your silence as a no.
dionidasthefirst (11:48:21 PM): Perhaps you should read the bible.
dionidasthefirst (11:49:42 PM): It has the great and all powerful history of our mighty saviour's life in the trials of living in both poverty and in vulnerability towards the oppression of the Jewish heretics.
dionidasthefirst (11:51:05 PM): So instead of wasting your time trying to throw your body against any body that is retarded enough to accept the sins you are trying to bestow, you should dedicate your life to the riches of Christianity.
dionidasthefirst (11:51:43 PM): Thank you for taking your time to acknowledge my existence. I hope you have a wonderful and sinless day.
Dion's a freaking Jehova's Witness..Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Nice Peter got on, didn't answer any of my questions in the thread he made, but still was awesome.
THIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gunnut19
WOOO
Me and my friend Jake (Who you may know as Gohan...) made our school's advanced choir! This means that next year, we get to go to Disneyland together next year on a field trip, and sing in the center of the park. 37 Guys tried out, and only 10 made it.
I'm so happy!
sing man, sing!Quote:
Originally Posted by axel
EDIT: Fakin vB, why you make my all caps lowercase?
I got my green belt in karate!
HAHAHA TIME FOR NECROBUMPING
No, but while I was gone, the varsity held a little practice for receivers and quarterbacks. I was one of the three receivers that showed up and http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L35M7IxuYBs