Epic Saint Rap Battles of Holiness

These rap battles are between biblical characters only once i run out i might go to different Gods but for now its bible characters i have one done already search on YouTube "Epic saint rap battles"Jesus Vs Satan and it should come up and in about a couple weeks Joseph (colored coat) vs Moses will be out ill post the link later but for now here are the lyrics for Jesus vs Satan
Epic Saint Rap Battles of Holiness #2
Jesus Vs. Satan
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Satan:
Look at Preppy Jesus all dressed up for a fight.
Well don't mess with me son, I'm the angel of Light.
im king of deceive, i make sin all day
they call me unrightous, i scared your people away
you gave bread to the people that was all so stale
not to mention the guy judus and his awful betrayal
i fought your papa one time he beat me with one yell
While your doing what your daddy says.
Im my own boss in Hell!


Jesus:
My God is good, and I am his Son.
He taught my many miricles so you better run.
i healed the blind and also the lame
all you ever do is bring all man shame
come back to our side, come praise the father
and you will see lucifer its not such a bother
The Devil can't Rhyme, cause dad invented the hood.
Everything but you, he can say, That is Good.


Satan:

So what you walk on water, i walk on LAVA!
I'll watch your creations burn, while I enjoy a Java!
You died on a tree, and then got your self resurected.
you some kind of zombie, cause your rhymes just got Rejected.

Jesus:
Let's Go back to the desert , Satan
Just try to Tempt me again
I've got the fire of the spirit, you got nothin but sin.
me and my twelve friends, we know how to preach
no one ever visits you, i lead them outta reach
you got no Wife, no Girlfriend, cause if you touch a girl you'll Break her.
you have now been defeated and also met your Maker.

i also try not to use Cussing or Vulgar language as much as possible a rap can still be good without those words

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Originally Posted by Thomas3rdkaze

Epic Saint Rap Battles of Holiness #2
Jesus Vs. Satan
Begin

Satan:
Look at Preppy Jesus all dressed up for a fight.
Well don't mess with me son, I'm the angel of Light.
I'm king of deceit, I make sin all day
they call me unrightous, I scared your people away
you gave bread to the people that was all so stale
not to mention the guy Judas and his awful betrayal
i fought your papa one time he beat me with one yell
While your doing what your daddy says.
I'm my own boss in Hell!


Jesus:
My God is good, and I am his Son.
He taught my many miracles so you better run.
i healed the blind and also the lame
all you ever do is bring all man shame
come back to our side, come praise the father
and you will see Lucifer its not such a bother
The Devil can't Rhyme, cause dad invented the hood.
Everything but you, he can say, That is Good.


Satan:

So what you walk on water, i walk on LAVA!
I'll watch your creations burn, while I enjoy a Java!
You died on a tree, and then got your self ressurected.
you some kind of zombie, cause your rhymes just got Rejected.

Jesus:
Let's Go back to the desert, Satan
Just try to Tempt me again
I've got the fire of the spirit, you got nothin but sin.
me and my twelve friends, we know how to preach
no one ever visits you, i lead them outta reach
you got no Wife, no Girlfriend, cause if you touch a girl you'll Break her.
you have now been defeated and also met your Maker.

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I like this. Good job, bro! I fixed a couple errors in the lyrics above. It's just the Nazi in me. :)
+1 Kudos for no cussing
+1 Kudos for general awesomeness
+2 Kudos for doing this in your first 5 posts
+1 Kudos for it being strictly biblical

This is an interesting idea, I've never thought of a biblical ERB series. Good job! I just hope you don't get hate for using this stuff.

I support this idea.

I've seen quite a few biblical rap battles on Youtube but those suck, this is way better!

I am disappoint. This is not about Saints Row.

suggestion:

Gabriel vs Noah (Arc Angel vs Ark angel)

James the Lesser vs James the Greater

David vs Goliath

Immaculate Mary vs Mary Magdeline

John the Baptist vs John the Apostle

Dude, these are AMAZING! You should do Daniel vs Paul

these are the ones ive done so far most of them are still in shining polishing stage
Jesus vs Satan
Joseph vs Moses
St. Patrick vs St. Columba
Judith vs Esther
Daniel vs TObit
David vs Golith
Paul vs Peter
Judas vs thomas
ezra vs Nehemiah

oh btw here is Jesus vs Satan the begining is long because of video i hope you like it and i tried my best to do epic rap battles intro right lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k_qUjwrG8g but my who won who next was good i think and thanks guy for the commments

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Originally Posted by Froggy

This is an interesting idea, I've never thought of a biblical ERB series. Good job! I just hope you don't get hate for using this stuff.

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me too thats why i choose no bad words i mean i dont get offended easily about religion and i am christan but adam and eve was good but too many explicit things it kinda went over board and im not gonna do adam and eve since it been done lol

if you guys know any beats i can use send them to me :)

You're turning them into videos? Nice! Will you use costumes?

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Originally Posted by Burrough

suggestion:

Gabriel vs Noah (Arc Angel vs Ark angel)

James the Lesser vs James the Greater

David vs Goliath

Immaculate Mary vs Mary Magdeline

John the Baptist vs John the Apostle

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David vs Goliath- gonna do

John the Baptist vs John the Apostle- have a maybe plan for the future

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Originally Posted by doctorwhooves

You're turning them into videos? Nice! Will you use costumes?

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yes i got lots of matieral ive learned how to sew to make costumes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UkSrm01 ... e=youtu.be

NEw EPic saint Rap Battle

You are very good at the rapping and writing, i just suggest to make them longer! In your latest one, there were gaps that could have had lines filled in to them. But, great job! I love these, you're very good.

I love em, the only prob I personally think is That the battles ou are writing like the actual ideas could be better.

Matthew vs Zachariah (tax collectors (former) )
Samson vs Peter (Strongmen)
Elijah vs Abraham (prophets)
Cain vs Abel
Adam vs Eve

im doing peter vs paul
but samson vs someone is a good idea

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Originally Posted by Froggy

You are very good at the rapping and writing, i just suggest to make them longer! In your latest one, there were gaps that could have had lines filled in to them. But, great job! I love these, you're very good.

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thanks

here is peter vs paul i need your input and help writing it before i record
Epic Saint Rap Battles of Holiness #3

St. Peter Vs. St. Paul

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Paul:
I used to kill Christans but not anymore.
you are an idiot, who is ever so poor.
So you like to fish , it looks like your stuck.
your faith isn't getting anywhere your not having much luck.
i spread the lord, through out the whole damn land
i wrote half the NT, so you can't take the stand
was that a joke being upside down, reversed
cause after life its gopod it does not get worse



Peter:
Yea i know your Reputation choppin heads off for some Bling.
You never got your hands dirty, you did the Pharisee Thing.
my other name was simon yours was dreadful saul
why my even rapping to you, its like talking to a wall
yea i like to fish , but why do you care
now im following jesus, he's strict, but fair
come on We are brothers, so why are we fighting
oh thats right antioch is enlightening



Paul:
You think your so cool just because your the pope.
that incedient was solved, so now we have to cope.
You should not have come here , to this unwinable fight.
When i fell off that horse, I saw a Grateful Light.
Ha, your name is Peter, I think that is real Funny.
I will Murder you too, for lots and lots of Money.

Peter:
So you say you saw Jesus , and the light in the Sky.
Jesus couldn't wait to meet ya, he didn't want you to get by.
Oh ya, you fell on your ass,like fool in the dirt
oh is that a tear i hope, your not hurt
look at me I'm above you and i'm living large.
Now listen to the Fisherman, Christ put me in Charge

if you want to help just messsage me

Even if he's not that Saint, you should do L. Ron Hubbard (Scientology fondator) VS Jesus !

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You're linking to 'your videos' folder. We need a direct link :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IquJyj0tRs here lol sorry

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Originally Posted by doctorwhooves

You're linking to 'your videos' folder. We need a direct link :)

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direct link posted tell your friends lol

Hey Thomas so will you be able to get those lines soon if not let me know.

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Originally Posted by Sparrowhelper

Hey Thomas so will you be able to get those lines soon if not let me know.

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oh you wanted me too write them lol umm which disiples and i still dont know the full idea Jesus vs his discple did you want me to write it all?

I loved your neweest one! You're getting really good!

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Originally Posted by Froggy

I loved your neweest one! You're getting really good!

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thanks froggy man :D

Hint for Next BAttle

Water and Animals

no one guessed but it jonah vs noah Jonah vs Noah

Jonah:
hey myu name is jonah and im here to party
is that a boat it seems kinda artsy
no one will catch me, im bomb as usual
when you told about the flood they thought you were delusional
you let the place receed so was no more water
but all the wicked was accounted in the slaughter
well i got a job to do but i dont really feel it
ill go and rest, while you can commit

Noah:
I saved millions of animals, when my ark set sail!
All you did was sleep, in the belly of a whale
so dont get mad, because there ws no destuction
put your self in my shoes instead, try this complex construction
i was movin , and sweatin, and bustin my chops
you deserve to be eaten, i give that whale props
thats what you get from running away from god
now get away, you reek of cod

Jonah:
Ill sink your boat, and be home in time for dinner
dont worrdy ill go to ninevah, and help out all the sinners
god cause a storm, and threw me off a boat
but he made you do hard work, it gives you no reason to gloat
cause I'll make you swallow my rhymes like the whale swallowed me,
you left all those people to die,why don't you see?
i hope that mountain tumbles, and crushes your precious ark
now step down son , it time for you to disembark

Noah
your very aggogant you scardy cat,
cause you kno youll lose when im up to bat
i got dogs, chickens,pigs, and sheeps, '
i also gotta kangaroo did you know that he leaps
i got the animal posse you cant beat me,
we all love the big red sea
i wish i had a vine under the sun,
cause did you know, these planks weigh a ton
you cant know, you havnet worked a day in your life,
now go home a stop causing strife

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Originally Posted by Thomas3rdkaze

no one guessed but it jonah vs noah Jonah vs Noah

Jonah:
hey myu name is jonah and im here to party
is that a boat it seems kinda artsy
no one will catch me, im bomb as usual
when you told about the flood they thought you were delusional
you let the place receed so was no more water
but all the wicked was accounted in the slaughter
well i got a job to do but i dont really feel it
ill go and rest, while you can commit

Noah:
I saved millions of animals, when my ark set sail!
All you did was sleep, in the belly of a whale
so dont get mad, because there ws no destuction
put your self in my shoes instead, try this complex construction
i was movin , and sweatin, and bustin my chops
you deserve to be eaten, i give that whale props
thats what you get from running away from god
now get away, you reek of cod

Jonah:
Ill sink your boat, and be home in time for dinner
dont worrdy ill go to ninevah, and help out all the sinners
god cause a storm, and threw me off a boat
but he made you do hard work, it gives you no reason to gloat
cause I'll make you swallow my rhymes like the whale swallowed me,
you left all those people to die,why don't you see?
i hope that mountain tumbles, and crushes your precious ark
now step down son , it time for you to disembark

Noah
your very aggogant you scardy cat,
cause you kno youll lose when im up to bat
i got dogs, chickens,pigs, and sheeps, '
i also gotta kangaroo did you know that he leaps
i got the animal posse you cant beat me,
we all love the big red sea
i wish i had a vine under the sun,
cause did you know, these planks weigh a ton
you cant know, you havnet worked a day in your life,
now go home a stop causing strife

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audio will be out later

its out JONAH VS NOAH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zp6hf-s1tc

Awesome! Loved the flow. :)

thanks bro next one will be E___ vs N______________

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Originally Posted by Thomas3rdkaze

thanks bro next one will be E___ vs N______________

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Eli vs. someone?

Who's Eli?