Adele vs Taylor Swift EFBoM #9

EPIC FAP BATTLES OF MYSTERYY!!!!!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT!

VERSUS

ADELE!!!!!!!!!!

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Adele:
The name’s Adele, and I’m here to get justice at last!
Close your eyes and count to ten, this will be over fast.
I dated REAL men! You always go for the creeps
Before this battle’s through, I’ll have you Rolling in the Deep!
All you did was write tons of songs about the guys you screwed!
And you’re Always on Twitter after break-ups! Hashtag- FuckYou!
You let more than 7 boys stick their willies up your ass?
You acted like a country girl, but now your someone with ZERO class
It’s clear to me that you’re desperate, you dated Conor Kennedy!
I can’t imagine what diseases you carry! I doubt there’s a remedy!

Taylor:
You’re a bipolar piece of shit, nobody wants you
You’ll be getting the Cold Shoulder by the time that I’m through
You’re a fatty fuck ginger with no soul and no voice
The only pleasure you get is from british sex toys
Try me, you limey, I bet you screwed Mister Bean
You’re such a fat disgusting sicko that you masturbate to the queen!
Who’d even listen to music by Someone Like You
I’ll let the cat out of the bag, I fucked Tim Matthews
Quit making music! Trust me, you’ll NEVER EVER be a lyrical genius
You’re such a virgin, *whispering* I bet you’ve never seen a penis.


Adele:
Your intolerable rhymes are making the Sky Fall!
Your only fans are twelves year old tweens shopping at the mall!
Rumour has it that your over-used vagina is in aching pain
I’m making lyrical rhymes that are setting fire to the rain!
I can’t believe that you of all people thinks that you’re great
Bitch, you think I suck because of my weight?
I’ll crush you 21 times over, bitch! Don’t fuck with me
You’re almost burned through, this battle will end swiftly!
You are a terrible pop singer, I’m a classy Brit
I’ll fuck you up so bad your teeth will be Chasing Pavements!

Taylor Swift:
Well, “I knew you were trouble” when I couldn’t see your neck!
Anyone with ears knows that someone like you is a wreck
Dear Adele, I see it all now that you’re gone
Now get out of my face with your XXXXL thong
You will never ever ever win this battle, you Daydreamer bitch!
Now give up your career and suck Simon Konecki’s “Untouchable” baby dick!
I'm gonna party like I'm 22 years of age, not the size
Not like you ever fit into that, just look at your thighs!
Don't mess with T-Swizzle, you should really eat some fruit
There's something starting in my heart and it's saying fuck you!
Watch it fatty, you’re getting Greasedrops on my Guitar!
Hear me, you British twat, this means wa-

Kanye West:
Sorry Taylor, but I’mma not let you finish!
Beating you two talentless hoes is my only wish!
I’m Kanye to the West, obviously the best
Stop fucking throwin’ this goddamn slut fest!
And Adele dear, your music is so shitty,
Answer me honestly, do you really think you’re pretty?
You, Taylor Swift are a slut that everyone hates
You make Miley Cyrus look good! Bitch, you got overbearing dates
You two will never learn! You won’t ever create daughters or sons
Now if y’all will shut the fuck up, I gotta make love to Beyonce’s buns
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT??
YOU DECIDE!!!!!
EPIC*you will never ever ever*FAP BATTLES OF MYSTERY!!!!!!!

I would like to thank my fellow writers: Froggy, ZombieLicker and Thanatos!!!!! I would also like to thank EDX for the awesome iTunes cover!!!!!!!

Finale is to be released, and after that we are starting with season 2!!!!!!

Hint: Names, and mega.

Oops! Forgot to add Not SUre.... In the poll!

That turned out great all together! :D

That was amazing battle! Kudos to the writers, the lines seemed so well thought out. As well as EDX for the most EPIC cover art :D
Great all around *Applause*
This battle is definite ERB material.

Thank you Player and Chick of the Accordian! Means a lot!

That was... Amazing. Kanye wins because of the unexpected entry and Ye is a boss. Also, his disses were the best.

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Originally Posted by Pool

That was... Amazing. Kanye wins because of the unexpected entry and Ye is a boss. Also, his disses were the best.

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Why thank you!

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Originally Posted by Rick Grimes

Thank you Player and Chick of the Accordion! Means a lot!

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No need for thanks when my comments were necessary C: Can't wait for more battles.

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Originally Posted by AccordionChick

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Originally Posted by Rick Grimes

Thank you Player and Chick of the Accordion! Means a lot!

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No need for thanks when my comments were necessary C: Can't wait for more battles.

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Thanks. We will be releasing it tommorow sometime hopefully.... Also, it is the finale, so it will be, dare I say, epic! Thanks everyone for being a supporter of my battles! Means a lot!!!!

taylor swift won

One more hint for the season finale: Paintings and Green.

Battle is almost out!