You Choose The Opponent - True Sequel

Alright, I know I said I'm gonna revive this one million times, but now I'm really gonna do it. I'm going back to my old roots. No banners, no fancy music. Just stories, surprises, Link announcer, and good ol' fashioned rap battles. Now, for the new generation of forumers, it's simple: Each season I'll have a layout in the OP with someone vs ???. Or sometimes even ??? vs ??? It's up to you to fill the blanks. You can't post twice in a row, but you can post again after someone else suggests something. First come first serve. So your suggestion will ALWAYS be picked if you're the first one to claim the blank, (As long as it's not something like Tarzan vs poop.) XD I'll explain more as we move along, now. Here we go!

Season 1:
Battle 1: Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman
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Battle 2: Rainbow Dash vs Sonic the Hedgehog
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Battle 3: The Hulk vs The Thing
Battle 4: The Ninth Doctor vs James Bond
Battle 5: Percy Jackson vs Hercules
Battle 6: George Washington vs Johnny Appleseed
Battle 7: Naruto Uzumaki vs Rocco Siffredi
Battle 8: Midna vs Wolf

Rainbow Dash vs Sonic the Hedgehog (fastest animals)

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Alright, I know I said I'm gonna revive this one million times, but now I'm really gonna do it. I'm going back to my old roots. No banners, no fancy music. Just stories, surprises, Link announcer, and good ol' fashioned rap battles. Now, for the new generation of forumers, it's simple: Each season I'll have a layout in the OP with someone vs ???. Or sometimes even ??? vs ??? It's up to you to fill the blanks. You can't post twice in a row, but you can post again after someone else suggests something. First come first serve. So your suggestion will ALWAYS be picked if you're the first one to claim the blank, (As long as it's not something like Tarzan vs poop.) XD I'll explain more as we move along, now. Here we go!

Season 1:
Battle 1: Rainbow Dash vs ???
Battle 2: The Hulk vs ???
Battle 3: The Ninth Doctor vs ???
Battle 4: Percy Jackson vs ???
Battle 5: George Washington vs ???
Battle 6: ??? vs ???
Battle 7: Midna vs ???
Battle 8: Rouge the Bat vs ???

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Rainbow Dash vs Seabiscuit
The Hulk vs The Thing
The Ninth Doctor vs Number Nine (from the I am number 4 series)
Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter
George Washington vs Captain America
special anime battle: Naruto Uzumaki vs ???
Midna vs Yoshi

Battle 2: The Hulk vs Dr Jekyll (They both transform into someone else)



EDIT : Okay then :c

Naruto Uzumaki vs Rocco siffredi (Quantity VS Quality :P )

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Rainbow Dash vs Sonic the Hedgehog (fastest animals)

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Nice suggestion!

Ah, it feels good to do this again. This was my first rap battle thread. I created it a little over a year ago. You know that nostalgic feel you get when you do something or experience something you haven't done for a while? This is how I feel.

Ah, blissful memories.

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Rainbow Dash vs Seabiscuit
The Hulk vs The Thing
The Ninth Doctor vs Number Nine (from the I am number 4 series)
Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter
George Washington vs Captain America
special anime battle: Naruto Uzumaki vs ???
Midna vs Yoshi

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Remember, XD, I said one at a time. I'll take your second suggestion. :D

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Battle 2: The Hulk vs Dr Jekyll (They both transform into someone else)

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Sorry, I just accepted Brad's suggestion, but I like yours as well. Maybe for another season. Any other ideas?

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Battle 2: The Hulk vs Dr Jekyll (They both transform into someone else)

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Sorry, I just accepted Brad's suggestion, but I like yours as well. Maybe for another season. Any other ideas?

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I edited :3
Naruto Uzumaki vs Rocco siffredi (Quantity VS Quality :P )

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Rainbow Dash vs Sonic the Hedgehog (fastest animals)

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Nice suggestion!

Ah, it feels good to do this again. This was my first rap battle thread. I created it a little over a year ago. You know that nostalgic feel you get when you do something or experience something you haven't done for a while? This is how I feel.

Ah, blissful memories.

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Rainbow Dash vs Seabiscuit
The Hulk vs The Thing
The Ninth Doctor vs Number Nine (from the I am number 4 series)
Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter
George Washington vs Captain America
special anime battle: Naruto Uzumaki vs ???
Midna vs Yoshi

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Remember, XD, I said one at a time. I'll take your second suggestion. :D

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Originally Posted by Clemi

Battle 2: The Hulk vs Dr Jekyll (They both transform into someone else)

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Sorry, I just accepted Brad's suggestion, but I like yours as well. Maybe for another season. Any other ideas?

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Sorry, I got a bit ahead of myself :)
I like Clemis suggestion of Dr. Jekyll better so can you do my Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter instead?

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Battle 2: The Hulk vs Dr Jekyll (They both transform into someone else)



EDIT : Okay then :c

Naruto Uzumaki vs Rocco siffredi (Quantity VS Quality :P )

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Well, I have some research to do on Rocco's side, but alright. :D Also, when I searched him up, it said Siffredetti instead of Siffredi. Is that right?

Midna vs Wolf from Star Fox (wolf rider vs...well...a wolf)

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Well, I have some research to do on Rocco's side, but alright. :D

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Suuuure, some researchs
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GyDzgoYp1qASrQ


(By the way, it's Siffredi, cf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocco_Siffredi for safe work)

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Well, I have some research to do on Rocco's side, but alright. :D

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Suuuure, some researchs
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GyDzgoYp1qASrQ


(By the way, it's Siffredi, cf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocco_Siffredi for safe work)

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Oh my god. You never told me he was a pornographer. The things I do for my fans. XD

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Originally Posted by rangernumberx

Midna vs Wolf from Star Fox (wolf rider vs...well...a wolf)

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Nice! :D

Naruto's also called Nine-Tails and Rocco has the biggest one, this is why i was saying Quality VS Quantity XD

Percy Jackson vs Hercales (modern greek hero vs ancient greek hero, both sons of gods)

George Washington vs Johnny Appleseed

Now there's a story I haven't heard since my ol' days. I put that suggestion up. :) Now I just need an opponent for Rouge and The Ninth Doctor. Anyone?

9th Doctor vs James Bond (played by the same guy, both as their 9th actors)

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9th Doctor vs James Bond (played by the same guy, both as their 9th actors)

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Finally, a matchup for him. :D Thanks!

Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman (both steal gems and things like that.)

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Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman (both steal gems and things like that.)

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Well, unfortunately my rule still stands that you can't suggest things twice in a row. Sorry. :(

After an awkward moment, I realised that Craig didn't play the doctor, but it was Christopher whats-his-face. Can the fact they're both highly skilled people that travel around a lot, only one has a licence to kill, and one tries to avoid all possible killing work?

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After an awkward moment, I realised that Craig didn't play the doctor, but it was Christopher whats-his-face. Can the fact they're both highly skilled people that travel around a lot, only one has a licence to kill, and one tries to avoid all possible killing work?

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That works. :)

Actually, I'll make a one time exception. I like your Rouge vs Catwoman suggestion so much, and I have such a great idea for it, that I'll use it. Heck, I'll move it to the first battle! Production starts now and it will be out soon. :D

Episode 1: Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman

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[spoiler:2e8dxd5c]The gem nested atop the plush cushion resting over the stout, white marble pillar rising up from the ground. It was the middle of the night, so the noise of people appreciating the beauty and art of the work in the museum was nonexistent. Security in this building of historical wonders was topnotch and can only be rivaled by that of a military base. Security cameras were cleverly concealed within the stone bricks of the cold, solid walls. Invisible infrared lasers beamed from wall to wall, ceiling to floor, every which way imaginable. There was no need for security guards with this grade A security system. A gas invisible to the human eye was sent free floating and hugging the ground. The special gas revealed the infrared lasers, and this discovery was soon accompanied by a woman in a black dress and masquerade. She did flips and all sorts of acrobatic tricks to avoid having her body touch any one of the beams. She finally made it to the blue gem and quickly snatched it. It was a herring! The alarm rang, but only one person arrived. An odd bat creature wearing suggestive clothing. She yelled towards the burglar, "Halt! Authorized by G.U.N., I am here to arrest you on the spot!" The woman replied, "Oh, a cop's yet to top I, Catwoman, master thief." The bat replied, "Oh, well I guess it's good thieving is a spare hobby of mine. I'm taking you out. The name's Rouge." Catwoman responded, "Why must things always result in fighting. Why can't it ever be a rap battle or something?" Rouge pondered this, "A rap battle? Alright, you're on!

Catwoman:
Purrfect, a rat with wings who claims she can arrest me.
I'm getting Sega tired of these secret agent wannabes!
There's a Storm coming, a rapping storm capable of blowing you off course.
Out of bats, and cops little ol' me can't honestly say which is worse.
There's an Infinite number of Crisis in the world, and hun, you ain't one of them.
With your little Club and Shadows, can't even show loyalty to one of 'em.
You're a compete Joker, the Bane of Echidnas everywhere.
Have you been storing that Emerl in the extra space of your underwear?
My publisher's series's so badass, they named it after the American capital,
but you couldn't ring anyone's bells, even in a chapel.
If you ask Me-ow, you're the bigger pussy in this room.
Go back running to your Foxboy because, girl, you're through!


Rouge:
You claim you're top G.U.N.? Yeah, maybe if you were a musket.
Everyone knows the rules about Ivy. You know you shouldn't trust it!
Holly shit, you really let that slut replace you? Seems reasonable.
You've let so many dipshits into your clit they should label it treasonable.
You've gotten more Rotten Tomatoes thrown at you than your 2004 film.
I've stolen so many valuables I've got a bounty on my head over 1 mill!
You smell like tuna fish feces, but, damn woman, it sure suits your species!
I MEAN FOR CHRIST SAKES! After robberies does it hurt to pick up the evidence pieces!?
I'll Batter and bruise you to your crazy animal Kingdom Come,
then I'll Egg your Man until the damage is done!
And for the millionth time, you got defeated by the Sirens,
otherwise I wouldn't be here obliterating your world like the Mayans!

Catwoman:
This kitty's got claws the same way you got the fucking balls,
to up and challenge me in this museum's internationally historical halls!
I'll simply shock and drop you like the discovery you found of Shadow being an android,
but do you want some face with that eyeliner? You're faker then Nicki Minaj. (Oh boy!)


Rouge:
Come on Selina. I've seen better criminals in a Home Alone movie.
There's been more sacks in your "Cat-illac" then dates have been with George Clooney!
Hope you still have some lives, because I'm the woman who broke the cat's back.
And sure as hell this ain't the first time you were fucked by a bat!

Who do You think won?[/spoiler:2e8dxd5c]

That was awesome. That said;

Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman. There, now your rule isn't broken. XD

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Originally Posted by Spartica4Real

That was awesome. That said;

Rouge the Bat vs Catwoman. There, now your rule isn't broken. XD

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Thanks! XD Who do you think won?

The pussycat.

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The pussycat.

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Awesome. Did you have a favorite line from each side?

(Sorry if I'm asking too many questions. I just haven't made these battles in a long time.)

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The pussycat.

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Awesome. Did you have a favorite line from each side?

(Sorry if I'm asking too many questions. I just haven't made these battles in a long time.)

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I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. THESE QUESTIONS ARE TOO HARD.

SHARONNNNNNNN! SHARONNNNNNNN!

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The pussycat.

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Awesome. Did you have a favorite line from each side?

(Sorry if I'm asking too many questions. I just haven't made these battles in a long time.)

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I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. THESE QUESTIONS ARE TOO HARD.

SHARONNNNNNNN! SHARONNNNNNNN!

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Mission successful. XD

I honestly would've made Catwoman go last, but I thought Rouge's last line was the perfect way to end the battle. So, either today or tomorrow, Rainbow Dash vs Sonic the Hedgehog. BE THERE!

Will you be recording all of these, or just Rouge vs Catwoman?

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Originally Posted by rangernumberx

Will you be recording all of these, or just Rouge vs Catwoman?

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Depends on how well this goes. What was your opinion of the battle? :)

I thought Rogue won, but that may be just because I didn't like the cat puns in her verse. But still, a very good battle.

In the next battle, in RD's first verse, there is going to be a 20% cooler line. I'm sure of it.

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I thought Rogue won, but that may be just because I didn't like the cat puns in her verse. But still, a very good battle.

In the next battle, in RD's first verse, there is going to be a 20% cooler line. I'm sure of it.

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Something along those lines. :D Also expect a chili dog reference, a robotified animal reference, a Sonic Rainboom reference, etc.

Episode 2: Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash

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[spoiler:1c19odr5]The green blades of grass were scorched black whenever Sonic the Hedgehog ran by. He was the fastest animal, heck, being in his universe! He has yet to meet anyone who was faster then him. He just finished ruining another of the dastardly Dr. Eggman's plots and just needed to have a run to calm his mind. He ran past his buddy, Tails, who was fixing a broken machine. He passed Knuckles who was taking his anger out on a nearby tree. He even passed Rouge who was too busy dragging some cat burglar somewhere. Nothing could go wrong on a day like this! He closed his eyes so the breeze could take him to an even calmer state of mind. When he opened them again he saw rainbows zooming across the sky. He said to himself, "Man, that rainbow goes fast. If it was a living being it would probably be even faster than me. Probably." Soon he saw the rainbow dashing towards him, of course, a beam of light doesn't stop the world's fastest hedgehog. That is, until Sonic got struck down. When he looked up he saw a... pony? She stood there shaking dirt off her light blue coat before talking to Sonic, "Hey, watch where you're going. You almost broke my wing!" Sonic replied, "YOU ALMOST BROKE MY GOD DAMN BODY! Who are you anyway?" The pony stepped back and gasped, "You don't know moi, Rainbow Dash!?" Sonic stated, "Ohhhh, you're that pony on that show about the magic of pirate ships." Rainbow Dash replied, "Friendship, your point? Anyway, I'm the fastest creature on the planet!" Sonic chuckled, "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" Rainbow Dash stared before smiling. The two took off in a race across Green Hill Zone, then got bored and rap battled along the way.

Sonic the Hedgehog:
Sonic's the name, speed's my game! Not like that word's in your vocabulary anyway.
Better back off little filly. You, your friends, and your entire fanbase is gay!
Make like a Rainbow and bend over, you maned freak.
I'll go Super Sonic and pulverize you, My Little Dashie!
You're so slow you make Big looks like he has some brains.
There's much more history between you and AJ then your little games!
I've seen prettier animals inside of the fucking Death Egg.
Man oh man you must be Knux because you've seen better days.
For Celestia's Sake, could you stop boasting for just one second!?
You think you spread friendship but you only spread Bronies and destruction.
You look like Xerneas had fucking sex with Mr. Ed the Talking Horse.
Friendship may be magic, but let me tell you something: Lesbians are worse!

Rainbow Dash:
I'm an equine so divine it'll send shivers up your hotheaded dome of spines!
Quit eating those chili dogs, you're already in worse condition then Eggman in his prime.
The buck are you trying to spit? It's like Tails cumuppance backfired.
Why's the doctor trying to robotify you? Your skill's already rusty and expired!
I must be getting the Cutie Pox because I feel a mark coming for kicking your ass.
Hay, you're so hyperactive you make Pinkie Pie look like her activity never lasts!
Just quit your company, because Nintendo already Nintendid your franchise.
Why don't you curl up in your ball like you always do when exhibiting cowardice!
You must be burnin' with the fire I'm spittin', no kiddin'! I'm knocking your whole series down.
I'd offer you some water, but apparently even a shot glass is enough for you to drown!
I hate to send you to Luigi's Mansion, but somepony has to send ya to the Slammer.
Anypony can see the only thing farther up your ass then your head is Amy's hammer!

*Sonic transforms*

Super Sonic:
You've driven me to a form that even the gods fear.
I'm 'bout to send back all the shit at this tomboy of a Mare!
I've caught you red-hooved, so travel back to your Rainbow Factory.
I've seen the past gens of MLP, and compared to you, they're less of a mockery!
So pack your bags, and return to your little rural town.
My Little Pony's just a backup glued to its creator's frown!

Rainbow Dash:
Nice, you went Goldilocks! I suppose you're gonna screw in the Tornado till it's just right?
Man, they call Scootaloo a chicken? They've just never seen Sonic fight!
I've heard all you've got, and frankly, it needs to be about an infinite% cooler.
You couldn't pawn off your Chaos Emeralds to Rouge if she was a jeweler!
I thought friendship was cool, but seeing you and your pals, Friendship is Tragic, dude.
I've rapped with flying colors. Give up your song, and call my verse a rapping Sonic Rainboom!

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I think Rainbow Dash won that one, I feel she had smarter lines. The fact that Sonic has had a stream of crappy games once it became 3-D didn't influence my decision, Sonic has been successful in newer games though.