Seth Macfarlane vs Walt Disney EFBoM Season 2 #1

Seth is sitting at his desk, late at night, scribbling something on a piece of paper with his tongue sticking out.

“Hm...let’s see...what other crappy spin-offs can I make from Family Guy...ah, I know, Asians! Damn Seth, you are a genius.”

As Seth begins drawing sketches for his new show about Asians he hears a noise coming from downstairs.

“What the hell could that be?”

Seth takes a flashlight and walks down stairs into the basement. He shines his flashlight on a corner and he sees the body of Walt Disney cryogenically frozen there in front of his eyes! Suddenly, with a crack, Walt Disney begins moving towards Seth...

“Battle...” Walt croaks out “Fap battle...”

EPIC FAPP BATTLES OF MYSTERY!!!

SETH MACFARLANE

VERSUS

WALT DISNEYYYY!!!

BEGIN!!

Walt Disney:
Holy shit, son! Is this what animation’s become?
People like you, Seth, are just disgusting scum
I make magic every time I’m with your wife,
Stop drawing boy! Get out and get a life!
Giggity, giggity, goo! Fuck you Seth,
Just watching your cartoons has convinced me that you do meth!
Your movie sucked so hard that it literally made my eyes bleed!
What next, Nicolas Cage and a talking strand of weed?
Kids love me! Grab my pen and I’m bringing the hurt,
Everything that you did, the Simpsons did first!

Seth Macfarlane:
Shut up old man! You’re just a corporate sham,
You’re legacy’s shit, have you been to Disney Land?
I see your subliminal messaging, you are a sick fuck,
I bet you drew yourself sucking on Donald Duck!
Go play with your Sex Toy Story, ol’ Woody and Buzz!
You’re a furry, fantasizing about lots of fuzz,
I spit straight poison, no need for apples from a witch,
I thought I knew Meg, but damn, you’re a bitch!
You’re egotistical, racist and cliché for what it’s worth!
I’ll truly leave your ass the happiest place on earth,

Walt Disney:
You’re a Frank Sinatra reject, I make kids dreams come true,
Stick your hand up your ass and pull out that glass shoe!
I make movie gold, your jokes are just getting old,
I froze my body so forgive me if these rhymes are too cold!
Why don’t you do a cutaway gag of your life? You’re skint!
Pop culture references aren’t funny, bitch! there’s a hint!
Everything I made turned into a classic! Your shit is just silly,
Why don’t you come on down and suck my Steamboat Willie?
My workers loved me so much that they kept my head!
After you hosted the Oscars, people were wishing they were dead
I don’t understand who would support you, that wouldn’t be fair
When your greatest creation was just a stoned Teddy Bear!
I can’t even count the number of awesome movies I made, you’re still in the dark!
Why don’t you bend over and get ass raped by South Park!

Seth Macfarlane:
You’re a Nazi, plain and simple, now take off your thong,
It’s not easy when every second you burst into song!
Your cancerous company ruins every damn thing it buys!
Don’t try to hide the facts about Illuminati by saying they’re lies!
Just go back to your Clubhouse and jerk off that mouse
Making comedic rhymes harder than Road House
And people loved me at the Oscars, just ask Jennifer Lawrence
While I make people laugh, you just teach abhorrence
How is the beastaility doing, you porn addicted freak?
Your life dream is probably to make Mickey Mouse squeak!
I’ll make you cry harder than shooting Bambi’s mom!
I’ll shoot your rhymes down, then turn it into a joke about Islam!
YOU? Buying Star Wars? If you’re making a parody, don’t bother!
I did your mom but thankfully I’m too young to be your father!
WHO WON??
WHO’S NEXT????
YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC*buh bye kids!!”FAP BATTLES OF MYSTERY!!!!


The two men have just fought to what they believed was death. They were close to their last breaths. Luckily, Peter came to Seth, and helped him back on his feet. Mickey came and helped Walt.

"You better feel lucky you goddamn teddy bear lover!"Walt yelled.

"Shut up, we will settle this in the tournement! Mother fucking mouse shit!"Ted said angrily.

"Until next time bitch!"Walt said. He and Mickey walked through the magic portal to Disneyland. Seth was driven to Quahog by Peter, after a few pit stops at some strip clubs, and running away from the authorities.

I would like to thank my awesome co-writers of this battle: Thanatos and Froggy. ZombieLicker was unfortunatly not able to write the this battle, but he is with us in spirit. Also, thank you EDX for the awesome iTunes cover!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/Clc3Ery.png

When the poll closes, I will write a followup on the winner's triumph. Also, I am not including Not Sure.... Anymore because I want to have winners for the polls.

Not bad, I like that there's a story to it.

I liked this one alot, not too sure who won though, maybe a tie.

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Originally Posted by gunnut17

Not bad, I like that there's a story to it.

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Thank you! Also, thanks sparrowhelper

I need more people to vote so I can do a followup to the battle detailing the winners victory over the loser!

Thanks everyone!

updated prologue in this foshizzle.

Awesome battle! Who played each respective character?

Nobody really had their own characters. We all wrote the battle wherever we saw fit.

Alright, that would make sense with as many people as you have on the crew.