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Season 1-
Zeus vs Nikola Tesla
Skrillex vs Mozart
Edgar Allen Poe vs Stan Lee
Rick Grimes vs Ronald Reagan
Barack Obama vs Vladmir Putin
Achilles vs Leonidas ft. Hercules
Bach vs Eminem
Volvo vs Spartica
SBattles: Zeus vs Nikola Tesla
[spoiler:rpbz5tl9]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
NIKOLA. TESLA!
VERSUS!
ZEUS! GOD OF… LIGHTNING!!!
BEGIN!
Zeus: Father of the Gods here, about to crush this puny engineer!
My raps are so shocking, they’ll leave you singed with fear!
OCD? Hah! Gods have never even encountered such mortal diseases.
I control lightning! Never have I heard of anything as foolish as a free energy thesis!
How’s that American sense of humor? You were screwed by your own business!
You think I’m not a threat? I tossed my own son off of Mount Olympus!
I’m the DC to your AC. So you’re out of luck.
Put them together, and you’ll be..
(Zeus picks up a lightning bolt)
Brian Johnson: THUNDERSTRUCK!!
Tesla:
You think you would have learned a thing or two due to your immunity.
You’re plastered and forgotten you Bastard. I’m known by the entire internet community.
I took back Edison’s thefts, I was credited for the rest.
While you were supposed to be a God, you committed incest!
I’m the genius behind the figurehead, call me Joe Biden.
I generated my own earthquake, without the help of Poseidon.
Out of you and your brothers, you’re the most ignorant of the Big Three.
You think you know electricity? Well get a load of me.
Zeus:
You died a freaking virgin! While I’m a hit with the ladies.
I could snap my fingers and send you straight to Hades!
Your will may be strong! But your mind is weak.
You have a museum in Serbia, I RULE ALL OF GREEK!
Tesla:
I stepped up from The Wizard, only to laugh at a God.
Everyone loves you? You’re dad ate you.. Isn’t that a bit odd?
You’re an arrogant imbecile, raised by a nymph.
I could have helped the world! And you gave us the power to make GIMP.
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP BATTTT---TTT—LELES OF HISTORY!![/spoiler:rpbz5tl9]
I have some planned out.
But I need suggestions!
SBattles: Skrillex vs Mozart
[spoiler:34p8nrnd](Beat from Obama vs Romney) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-N-R_jzGXA
EEERRRRRREEPPPPPICC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!
WOLFGANG.. MOZART!!
VERSUS!!!
SKKKKKKKRIIILLLLLLEXXXXXXX!!!
BEGIN!!
Mozart:
To the whole world I’m known as Mozart. But you can call me Wolfgang.
I couldn’t ever associate myself with that s*** called Bangarang.
Study up Sonny. It takes more than EasyTech to become an artist.
Your Noisa sounds like a Transformer orgy in the TARDIS.
Since birth people could tell I was a prodigy.
While all you are is a deadmau5 wannabee!
B**** I’m a legend! But I can’t really call you orthodox.
Who in the right state of mind has a song called Equinox?
Skrillex:
My name is Skrillex old-timer, why don’t you get with the new?
The only people who like you are old folks who can’t s*** walk or chew.
Wow man, a long a** name and a piano? How that got you famous I’ll never know.
I cut you and burn you, so you better CALL 9-1-1 NOW MOE!
Sit back and listen, I tend to leave b****es in stitches when they flap their lips.
Just come to grips with this s***, you’re not missed b***t.
It’s the First of The Year and I’m the First One To Fear. Call me your eclipse.
Just quit before you humiliate yourself, and I get real pissed.
Mozart:
Hah! Those lines made as much sense are your Nice Sprites!
You may can rhyme, but your another Beiber when it comes to the real fight.
In the music industry, you’ve got nothing against this bulldozer!
F*** you Sonny, I’m the world’s greatest composer!
Skrillex:
A short fat ugly dude? You kind of look like E.T.
I was known way before my albums went EP!
I’m getting tired of your complaining! Dude you should just stop!
Oh and by the way, your Magic Flute needs more BASS DROP.
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
I DECIDDEEE!!!
EPIC *BASS DROP* WUB WUB WUB EEEEEEERRRRREEEERRRRRRRRAPPP BATTLES OF HISSSTOTOORORORYYY![/spoiler:34p8nrnd]
Coming Today..
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Anyone got suggestions? I need 5 more..
Your Tesla vs Zeus was one of the best battles I've read here.
I thought it sucked.
It was amazing. FLOW WAS OFF THE HIZZYQuote:
Originally Posted by Lethal
wtf
http://i.imgur.com/ZrPNy3k.png
Also coming soon.
These battles are awesome! can't wait for your future ones!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Froggy
i made a poll i guess
i can haz suggestions?
Your mom vs My dick
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Codfather
it's gonna be short