EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY season3

Epic Rap Battles Of History!!!
Slenderman ( nicepeter)
Vs
Frankenstein( epiclloyd )
Begin!
Frankenstein: Ha! I wouldn't be scared of you even if I was human
Even though I don't have a brain I'm not the one in this battle who is stupid
And why are dressed in a tux were you late for a weddin
I'll beat you so bad you will never forget it
For dinner I eat creepy pasta
you don't even have a face I'm the real monsta
At the end of this battle all you will get is boo's
Next you should write pages that are easy for you how about eight pages on how to loose!!

Slenderman: oh ok frank ready to feel the pain
How can you win when you don't have a brain
Ha yo gonna go running back to Kelly
Raap all you want you won't kill me
Like Thomas Edison I spit static at you
All you gonna get at the end of this battle is the feeling to loose

Frankenstein: Watch your mouth slendy you don't have one
Only people you scare is youtubers your begging that I'm done
Wanna talk about static well you will be the only freak that will be shocked that i won
I just served you I hope you didn't mind it
I'll try to say this to your face but nobody can find it!!!!!!!

Slender: NOBODY CAN FIND MY FACE? WELL NOBODY CAN FIND YOUR SENSE
YOU ARE A DUMB STUPID MONSTER WHO ISN'T WORTH ONE CENT
I SEE ITS ON YO FACE THOSE STITCHES
YOU CALL YOURSELF A MONSTER
MORE LIKE A KID DRESSED UP AS UGLY WITCHES
I AM THE SCARIEST OF ALL
YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD RAPS A BRAIN OR A BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who won
Who's next
You decide
EPIC ( static) rap battles of history

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Epic Rap Battles Of History
Joker ( nicepeter )
Vs
Alcapone ( epiclloyd )
Begin

Alcapone: you ask me all the time why so serious
Well I'm a real criminal I'm about to spit more fa$t and furious
I got many story's to tell
not like your lies ya trying to avoid telling people about all the chemicals that you fell
I live in a real place chicago!
Didn't have to the guts to talk to your dad did yo mom go
Ha joker you ran out of luck
man who laughs? MORE LIKE clown who sucks!!!!!

Joker:( coughs) I might be poisoned with titan
this is a rap battle you haven't even tried fighting
Ha I'll beat you school girl
I bet you thought the next game would be arkham world
You look like penguin taught you how to dress
Am I alive ? But you died getting cardiac arrest
I don't have the guts? Wrong storyline dorky
at least nobody calls me Snorky

Alcapone: why are you considered criminal you can't get this
You the real girl wearing smeared lip stick
You busted out laughing when you came to arkham city
Call me MR.T cause you the fool I pity
Ha you got a fake scarface
The numbers of crimes I did is the numbers of ugly on your face
yo face or yo future won't be bright
Here's your cure sike!!!!!!

( joker dies smiling and Harley Quinn's walks in )

Ha alcapone I'm gonna smash yo al cabone s
Quit this battle and go back home
Ha I'll shrink you and stuff you in the crib
I'll cut a smile on your face like you never did
You ugly wear a mask on your head or maybe a bag

Joker:oops you fell for the old fake joker gag

Who won
Whos next
You decide

Epic hahaha rap battles of ( gun shots ) history

Epic Rap Battles Of History
Stan Lee ( nicepeter )
Vs
Charles Schultz ( epiclloyd )
Begin

Stan Lee: Mess with me I'll calls the avenger and the X-Men
How's drawing unknown characters in a comic strip been
I invented spiderman
You invent Linus oh Man!
Why did you name it peanuts I know it was something you didn't have
Oh your comic strip has been remade is that why your sad
I know what your saying "he DOSENT have to be mean"
Tell me when they made a movie call peanuts in 2013!!!!

Charles Schultz: listen up lil folks this guy done lost his Marvels
Your comic books are Haggar the Harible
With it's not only a game
I put your books on the wall of shame
After you'll be wisshing you'll be dead
Call you Charlie Brown cause your blockhead

Stan Lee: I've been in many movies where are you?
I see your career already met doctor doom
Hey sparky in a movie you should be portrayed by a dog
Yo fake peanuts and lil folks about there that you are a frod
It takes 1 second to know you got beat
Butter I eat that spiderman I made that peanuts I barf that I wonder how you made it to the NC Society

Charles Schultz: I got there for being a pro something you will never be
And I'm CHARLES SCHULTZ somebody that you will never beat
Spiderman is lame all your books are a boring game
All the audience were thinkin the same
So keep yo dis raps for fail
Your an FF Freaking Fail

Who won
Whos next
You decide

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Epic Rap Battles Of History
Charles Darwin( epiclloyd )
Vs
Ash Kentum( Anthony Padilla )
Begin
Ash Kentum: What are you doing it ain't xmas
You have a beard but you don't have the chance to diss this
I discovered pikachu you talk about worms
I will write a book about you called 10000000 little nerds
Ha you get stomped by pikachu
I beat everything I beat you
A card about you always loose
For someone to loose Darwin I choose you!

Charles Darwin: Ha I beat your dis raps for fail
what is that some lame old cards you trying to sell
While you and your boyfriend go on adventures
I spit kills harder than slender
I gonna make you see red and turn pikachu blue
It out an ametear you don't know what to do
I'll bring you to your knees and make cartoon network fall
You don't even have pokeballs

Who won
Whos next
You decide
Epic Rap Battles Of History

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Epic Rap Battles Of History
Walt Disney ( epiclloyd )
Vs
Seth MacFarlane ( George Wasky )
Begin

Seth MacFarlane: Yo I am the creator of family guy
And now I'm about to make a wallnut cry
Who even watches mickey mouse
And im about to destroy. Your clubhouse
Come on you call those animations
I a real cartoonist that's why I am a sensation
You running out of luck with Oswald the rabbit
I call your animations a bad habit

Walt Disney:Hello I created disney
who's this unknown fool who is trying to diss me
I mean you only made shows that DOSENT matter
I mean you can't even make an whole entire channel
You fought for rights for men to date men
That's why your so messed up in the head
And let me tell you something boy
I made mickey mouse for KIDS to enjoy

Seth MacFarlane
I bet you can never make anything like American dad
your shows make nick junior get told not bad
all you say I don't care
Your the reason they invented off the air

Walt Disney: prepare to meet M.C. Mouse
Dies

Mickey Mouse ( nicepeter ) : Seth Macfail is about to get served
and go to the hospital cause you gonna get beat by my words
Your gonna turned into bigger fail than what you are
You probably came up with family guy at the bar
Your about to get beat so bad you never draw again
You can't dance the hotdog it's only for men!

Who won
Whos next
You decide
Epic Rap Battles Of History

Epic Rap Battles Of History
Psy
Vs
Kim jong un
Begin

Kim jong un : step to me you are stepping to the supreme commander
How you gonna battle innocent bystander
I'm the ruler of the north
Your the master of bore
Your a baby who belongs in south park
I've never seen you in the dark
You got fakeman style that's why your famous
Now I will fire a missile at uranus
Are you getting hurt
grab a plate cause you about to get served

Psy : oh oh oh look who we have here
I'll take that missile and shove it up your ear
I got FAKE style look who's talking
The sides of yo head are running nothing can stop it
Not finnished

Epic Rap Battles Of History
Hercules
Vs
Bane
Begin

Bane:Ha what you gonna do I broke the bat
You think you gonna beat me dressed like that
You may have been great but you got destroyed by disney
my fist will knock you out try to punch you will miss me
Come on we both Dc
And I thought you had the guts to fail to me
Your back breaks every time I say my name
I will say who won bane

Hercules :whoa whoa you forgot who's next
Call that a mask learn how to dress
You think I care about that
you broke a bat
You never succeeded
Anybody name bane I beat him
All-star comics #8
Who won no debate


Thor. (Epiclloyd): Who summoned the God of thunder
I'm number one your unlucky number
You from dc
You can't beat me
How many version of you are there to much
it takes you 2 hours to hear you suck

Who won
Who's next
You decide
Epic Rap battles of history boom

Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Joseph Stalin
vs
Rocky Balboa
Begin

Joseph Stalin: I Served Rasputin After I Slapped Hitler
Now it's time for you to get burned
I will destroy you with Missiles BANG!
Your so dumb that you fought clubber lang
When I finish you off I'll make a bucket of your blood
You cant defeat me because I am number one
CHICKEN I fought battles in the war that was cold
So run back to your house cause you just got told

Rocky Balboa: Ha I have better nicknames Man Of steeel
You don't know how to keep a wife is thats how you feel
They called me the Italion Stalion
When did you receive a medallion
Are you jealous cause I am Philadelphia's Favorite Son
I fought clubbed Lang for a challenge cause I am number one
Ha I'm the Philadelphia Slugger
You would probably get a wife then mug her
See I my name's and raps are better than you
You get beat by me kryptonite then what r u gonna do


Joseph Stalin : What I will do is win
I can beat you just an evil griin
And you thought you fought battles with no shirt
You was the reason they made the word loser oo burn!

Rocky Balboa: I'm As Rocky as a mountain your evil as in doofensmirtz
Now this one is gonna real hurt
Tell me why are your raps not happy
you were a dog and a slave to your daddy

Who won
whos next
You decide

Epic Rap Battles Of History
Unknown ( nicepeter)
Vs
Unkown ( epiclloyd)
Begin
Unknowwn : Hey Unknown ! This Battle bought to get messy
I spit hot Monsters scary than Nessy
I fought In Unknown
Who dares attend a battle with an ugly end
Your an wannabe Robin Hood Just with a gun
My sword will teach ya how to have fun
Try to aim but you miss me
Try to diss me
Your the star of one of the worst shows on disney

Unfinnished When finished I will reveal the unknowns

I know the unknown but they can reveal the battle check INCASE this is updated

Hint to next battle Good x2 vs Bad x2

Epic Rap Battles Of History
Jimmy Hopkins ( Epiclloyd)
Vs
Steve Urkel ( Tay Zonday )
Begin

Steve Urkle : Oh no I'm scared another Barack Obama
Your a video game character and mama is a lama
You started war
With Nerds Jocks Bullies And More
Your a 15 year old freak who can't count to 4
I'm bringing family in the the game cause that's what matter
Your IQ is so small it matches your bladder

Jim Hopkins: Come on urkel let's fight don't use your pokemon
Everyone knows brain looses to Brawn
The only game you play in is YOURSELF and you will still loose
Your raps stink harder than your pants and shoes
Ok little boy tell me were is the flood
took you the whole series to earn love
So come tell me what you can do
I'm a king you a joke and the queen too

UN finished

*epic facepalm*