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    Gonna drop something special in a few hours, stay tuned It'll be my top 10 favorite games of all time :3
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    Hallo Leute! In einer speziellen Game Review-Folge sind es meine zehn besten Videospiele aller Zeiten! Ich hoffe es gefällt euch allen! Ich habe versucht, es beizubehalten, so dass es nur ein Spiel pro Franchise gab, andernfalls würde es viele Pocket-Monstereinträge geben. Ich entfernte mich auch von Fan-Spielen, Hacks, Modifikationen und so weiter. Hier sind meine zehn besten Videospiele aller Zeiten.

    Nummer Zehn. Mein kleines Pony Crystal Princess Runaway Rainbow für den Game Boy Advance! Es ist ein süßer kleiner Sidecroller mit exzellenter Musik, ziemlich gut gemachten Sprites und fesselndem Gameplay, das keinesfalls repetentiv und langweilig ist! Sie haben wirklich alles gegeben, um dieses Spiel so perfekt zu machen, wie es nur sein kann, allein 100%! Ich würde es wärmstens empfehlen, es auszuprobieren, es ist leicht emulierbar

    Nummer neun. Sonic Chronicles und die Dark Brotherhood auf dem Dual Screen! Dies ist das beste Bio-Ware-Spiel. Es ist besser als Mass Effect und Half Life und Mario World und Skyrim und Meet and Fuck Kingdom und alle anderen Spiele, die Bio Ware gemacht hat. Das Spiel sieht großartig aus und der Soundtrack ist erstaunlich, mit einer wunderschön erzählten Geschichte, die wunderschöne Comic-Panels verwendet, die gar nicht so schrecklich sind. Das Spiel ist auch großartig! Zum Teufel mit Können, welche Verlierer wollen das? Der Einsatz von Fertigkeiten ist einfach frustrierend, stattdessen mussten sie sich nur auf Glück und unglaublich schnelle Zeitereignisse verlassen. Denken Sie an die Bewegungen von Paper Mario und es ist nah dran. Ich kann dies jedem RPG-Liebhaber empfehlen.

    Nummer acht. Marios Vorschuljahre. Es ist ein unterbewertetes klassisches Juwel für das Super Nintendo, und ich wünschte, es hätte mehr Liebe. Es ist ganz einfach, eine Sammlung von Minispielen, um alle zu unterrichten! Wie nett ist das? Ein Spiel, nur um der Menschheit zu helfen Ich bin mir sicher, dass meine Formen erst kannten, als ich dieses Juwel vor 3 Monaten gespielt habe! Es ist großartig Sehr einfach und entspannend, wer kann das nicht lieben?

    Numri shtatė. Marule salcė mbreti Burger. Gjėja e fundit qė do tė donit nė Burger Burgun e Mbretit ėshtė kėrpudhat e kėmbėve tė dikujt. Por siē del, kjo mund tė jetė ajo qė ju merrni. Njė 4channer ngarkuar njė foto nė mėnyrė anonime nė faqen tregojnė kėmbėt e tij nė njė kuti plastike e marule. Me deklaratėn: "Kjo ėshtė marule qė hani nė Burger King". Pa dyshim, ai kishte kėpucė. Por kjo ėshtė edhe mė e keqe. Postimi shkoi nė orėn 11:38 tė mėngjesit mė 16 korrik dhe vetėm 20 minuta mė vonė, Mbreti Burger nė fjalė u alarmua pėr punonjėsin mashtrues. Sė paku, shpresoj se ai ėshtė mashtrues. Si ndodhi? E pra, punonjėsi i BK-sė nuk kishte hequr tė dhėnat Exif nga fotografia e ngarkuar, qė sugjeroi se fajtori ishte diku nė Mayfield Heights, Ohajo. Kjo ishte nė 11:47. Tre minuta mė vonė nė orėn 11:50, adresa e degės sė Burger King u postua me dėshirat e papunėsisė sė lumtur. 5 minuta mė vonė, stacioni i lajmeve u kontaktua nga njė tjetėr 4channer. Dhe tre minuta mė vonė, nė orėn 11:58, u vendos njė lidhje: Forumi online i "Na tregoni rreth nesh" tė BK-sė. Fotoja e kėmbės, e njohur ndryshe si ekspozita A, ishte e bashkangjitur. Magazine e skenės sė Clevelandit e kontaktuan BK-nė nė fjalė tė nesėrmen. Kur u pyetėn, drejtuesi i menjėhershėm i mėngjesit tha: "Oh, e di kush ėshtė. Ai po pushon." Misteri zgjidhur, nga 4chan. Tani tė gjithė mund tė kthehemi tė hamė ushqimin tonė tė shpejtė nė paqe.

    Numri Gjashtė. Polibi. Njė lojė e fshehtė e lojės nga 80-tė, njė lojė e saj problematike dhe qeveria krejtėsisht nuk e fsheh atė nga njerėzit pėr tė mbrojtur ato "" kur nė fakt ėshtė njė plan i fshehur i qeverisė pėr tė trilluar FĖMIJĖT DHE KJO ĖSHTĖ TOTAL NUK Njė thirrje drejtuar qeverisė pėr tė thėnė se unė e di sekretet tuaja qė po i mbani nga tė gjitha Shtetet e Bashkuara, e di se ē'po bėhesh me ju, duke u pėrpjekur tė vishni kolltukėt! Zgjohuni nė pambuk ju jeni duke u kontrolluar nga kjo lojė dhe duhet tė jeni TĖ CAKTUARA DHE TĖ DESTROYED.

    Nummer vijf. Call of Duty Black Ops 17. Wat? Klinkt dit? Wat heb je verdomme gewoon gezegd over mij, jij kleine teef? Ik zal je laten weten dat ik de beste van mijn klas ben geworden in de Navy Seals, en dat ik betrokken ben geweest bij talloze geheime invallen op Al-Quaeda, en ik heb meer dan 300 bevestigde moorden. Ik ben getraind in gorilla-oorlogsvoering en ik ben de beste sluipschutter in de hele Amerikaanse strijdkrachten. Jij bent niets voor mij, maar gewoon een ander doelwit. Ik veeg je de deur uit met precisie die nog nooit eerder op deze aarde is gezien, markeer mijn verdomde woorden. Denk je dat je wegkomt als je die shit tegen me zegt via internet? Denk nog eens na, klootzak. Op dit moment neem ik contact op met mijn geheime netwerk van spionnen in de VS en uw IP wordt nu getraceerd, zodat u zich beter kunt voorbereiden op de storm, worm. De storm die het zielige kleine ding wegvaagt dat jij je leven noemt. Je bent verdomme dood, jochie. Ik kan overal en altijd zijn en ik kan je doden op meer dan zevenhonderd manieren, en dat is alleen met mijn blote handen. Niet alleen ben ik uitgebreid getraind in ongewapende gevechten, maar ik heb toegang tot het hele arsenaal van het Korps Mariniers van de Verenigde Staten en ik zal het ten volle gebruiken om je ellendige reet van het continent af te vegen, jij kleine shit. Had je maar kunnen weten welke onheilige vergelding je kleine 'slimme' opmerking op het punt stond je te laten vallen, misschien had je je mond gehouden. Maar dat kon je niet, je deed het niet, en nu betaal je de prijs, verdomde idioot. Ik zal woede over je schijten en je zult erin verdrinken. Je bent verdomme dood, jochie.

    מספר שישים ותשע. לפגוש ולמזדיין. ציצים שלה חם וזה גורם לך לעבוד כדי לראות אותם פופ הכוס שלהם עבור ur cocc ענק.

    מספר שבע. הרפתקאות פרווה של Hermoine. כן היא של פרוורי אל תתנו את כל החדשות על ג 'ק. רולינג מינית את הדמויות שלה להסיח את דעתך מן האמת. כולנו יודעים כי הארי פוטר וחדר הסודות הרמיוני השתמש שיער של החתול במקום השיער של מיליסנט Bulstrode עבור שיקוי מיץ פולי. בדרך כלל, ההנחה היא כי פעולה זו היתה תאונה פשוטה, כי הטרנספורמציה שלה לחתול לא היה מכוון. אני אומר אחרת.

    מספר אחד. חבל קפיצה. אני ממשיך ליפול ואני למצוץ בו אבל אני ישתפר
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    If you wanna put me in a fic or something, you may! Just let me know so I can read it when it comes out

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    Hallo Leute! In einer speziellen Game Review-Folge sind es meine zehn besten Videospiele aller Zeiten! Ich hoffe es gefällt euch allen! Ich habe versucht, es beizubehalten, so dass es nur ein Spiel pro Franchise gab, andernfalls würde es viele Pocket-Monstereinträge geben. Ich entfernte mich auch von Fan-Spielen, Hacks, Modifikationen und so weiter. Hier sind meine zehn besten Videospiele aller Zeiten.

    Nummer Zehn. Mein kleines Pony Crystal Princess Runaway Rainbow für den Game Boy Advance! Es ist ein süßer kleiner Sidecroller mit exzellenter Musik, ziemlich gut gemachten Sprites und fesselndem Gameplay, das keinesfalls repetentiv und langweilig ist! Sie haben wirklich alles gegeben, um dieses Spiel so perfekt zu machen, wie es nur sein kann, allein 100%! Ich würde es wärmstens empfehlen, es auszuprobieren, es ist leicht emulierbar

    Nummer neun. Sonic Chronicles und die Dark Brotherhood auf dem Dual Screen! Dies ist das beste Bio-Ware-Spiel. Es ist besser als Mass Effect und Half Life und Mario World und Skyrim und Meet and Fuck Kingdom und alle anderen Spiele, die Bio Ware gemacht hat. Das Spiel sieht großartig aus und der Soundtrack ist erstaunlich, mit einer wunderschön erzählten Geschichte, die wunderschöne Comic-Panels verwendet, die gar nicht so schrecklich sind. Das Spiel ist auch großartig! Zum Teufel mit Können, welche Verlierer wollen das? Der Einsatz von Fertigkeiten ist einfach frustrierend, stattdessen mussten sie sich nur auf Glück und unglaublich schnelle Zeitereignisse verlassen. Denken Sie an die Bewegungen von Paper Mario und es ist nah dran. Ich kann dies jedem RPG-Liebhaber empfehlen.

    Nummer acht. Marios Vorschuljahre. Es ist ein unterbewertetes klassisches Juwel für das Super Nintendo, und ich wünschte, es hätte mehr Liebe. Es ist ganz einfach, eine Sammlung von Minispielen, um alle zu unterrichten! Wie nett ist das? Ein Spiel, nur um der Menschheit zu helfen Ich bin mir sicher, dass meine Formen erst kannten, als ich dieses Juwel vor 3 Monaten gespielt habe! Es ist großartig Sehr einfach und entspannend, wer kann das nicht lieben?

    Numri shtatė. Marule salcė mbreti Burger. Gjėja e fundit qė do tė donit nė Burger Burgun e Mbretit ėshtė kėrpudhat e kėmbėve tė dikujt. Por siē del, kjo mund tė jetė ajo qė ju merrni. Njė 4channer ngarkuar njė foto nė mėnyrė anonime nė faqen tregojnė kėmbėt e tij nė njė kuti plastike e marule. Me deklaratėn: "Kjo ėshtė marule qė hani nė Burger King". Pa dyshim, ai kishte kėpucė. Por kjo ėshtė edhe mė e keqe. Postimi shkoi nė orėn 11:38 tė mėngjesit mė 16 korrik dhe vetėm 20 minuta mė vonė, Mbreti Burger nė fjalė u alarmua pėr punonjėsin mashtrues. Sė paku, shpresoj se ai ėshtė mashtrues. Si ndodhi? E pra, punonjėsi i BK-sė nuk kishte hequr tė dhėnat Exif nga fotografia e ngarkuar, qė sugjeroi se fajtori ishte diku nė Mayfield Heights, Ohajo. Kjo ishte nė 11:47. Tre minuta mė vonė nė orėn 11:50, adresa e degės sė Burger King u postua me dėshirat e papunėsisė sė lumtur. 5 minuta mė vonė, stacioni i lajmeve u kontaktua nga njė tjetėr 4channer. Dhe tre minuta mė vonė, nė orėn 11:58, u vendos njė lidhje: Forumi online i "Na tregoni rreth nesh" tė BK-sė. Fotoja e kėmbės, e njohur ndryshe si ekspozita A, ishte e bashkangjitur. Magazine e skenės sė Clevelandit e kontaktuan BK-nė nė fjalė tė nesėrmen. Kur u pyetėn, drejtuesi i menjėhershėm i mėngjesit tha: "Oh, e di kush ėshtė. Ai po pushon." Misteri zgjidhur, nga 4chan. Tani tė gjithė mund tė kthehemi tė hamė ushqimin tonė tė shpejtė nė paqe.

    Numri Gjashtė. Polibi. Njė lojė e fshehtė e lojės nga 80-tė, njė lojė e saj problematike dhe qeveria krejtėsisht nuk e fsheh atė nga njerėzit pėr tė mbrojtur ato "" kur nė fakt ėshtė njė plan i fshehur i qeverisė pėr tė trilluar FĖMIJĖT DHE KJO ĖSHTĖ TOTAL NUK Njė thirrje drejtuar qeverisė pėr tė thėnė se unė e di sekretet tuaja qė po i mbani nga tė gjitha Shtetet e Bashkuara, e di se ē'po bėhesh me ju, duke u pėrpjekur tė vishni kolltukėt! Zgjohuni nė pambuk ju jeni duke u kontrolluar nga kjo lojė dhe duhet tė jeni TĖ CAKTUARA DHE TĖ DESTROYED.

    Nummer vijf. Call of Duty Black Ops 17. Wat? Klinkt dit? Wat heb je verdomme gewoon gezegd over mij, jij kleine teef? Ik zal je laten weten dat ik de beste van mijn klas ben geworden in de Navy Seals, en dat ik betrokken ben geweest bij talloze geheime invallen op Al-Quaeda, en ik heb meer dan 300 bevestigde moorden. Ik ben getraind in gorilla-oorlogsvoering en ik ben de beste sluipschutter in de hele Amerikaanse strijdkrachten. Jij bent niets voor mij, maar gewoon een ander doelwit. Ik veeg je de deur uit met precisie die nog nooit eerder op deze aarde is gezien, markeer mijn verdomde woorden. Denk je dat je wegkomt als je die shit tegen me zegt via internet? Denk nog eens na, klootzak. Op dit moment neem ik contact op met mijn geheime netwerk van spionnen in de VS en uw IP wordt nu getraceerd, zodat u zich beter kunt voorbereiden op de storm, worm. De storm die het zielige kleine ding wegvaagt dat jij je leven noemt. Je bent verdomme dood, jochie. Ik kan overal en altijd zijn en ik kan je doden op meer dan zevenhonderd manieren, en dat is alleen met mijn blote handen. Niet alleen ben ik uitgebreid getraind in ongewapende gevechten, maar ik heb toegang tot het hele arsenaal van het Korps Mariniers van de Verenigde Staten en ik zal het ten volle gebruiken om je ellendige reet van het continent af te vegen, jij kleine shit. Had je maar kunnen weten welke onheilige vergelding je kleine 'slimme' opmerking op het punt stond je te laten vallen, misschien had je je mond gehouden. Maar dat kon je niet, je deed het niet, en nu betaal je de prijs, verdomde idioot. Ik zal woede over je schijten en je zult erin verdrinken. Je bent verdomme dood, jochie.

    מספר שישים ותשע. לפגוש ולמזדיין. ציצים שלה חם וזה גורם לך לעבוד כדי לראות אותם פופ הכוס שלהם עבור ur cocc ענק.

    מספר שבע. הרפתקאות פרווה של Hermoine. כן היא של פרוורי אל תתנו את כל החדשות על ג 'ק. רולינג מינית את הדמויות שלה להסיח את דעתך מן האמת. כולנו יודעים כי הארי פוטר וחדר הסודות הרמיוני השתמש שיער של החתול במקום השיער של מיליסנט Bulstrode עבור שיקוי מיץ פולי. בדרך כלל, ההנחה היא כי פעולה זו היתה תאונה פשוטה, כי הטרנספורמציה שלה לחתול לא היה מכוון. אני אומר אחרת.

    מספר אחד. חבל קפיצה. אני ממשיך ליפול ואני למצוץ בו אבל אני ישתפר
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    Can someone google translate this for me
    (Took some liberties and choices to make everything more cohesive, you're welcome)

    Hello guys! In a special episode of Game Review, it's my top 10 video games of all time! I hope you all like it! I've tried to keep it to only one game per franchise, otherwise there would be a lot of Pokemon entries. I also stayed away from fangames, hacks, mods, etc. Here are my top ten best video games of all time.

    Number 10) My Little Pony: Crystal Princess Runaway Rainbow for the Game Boy Advance! It's a cute little side-scroller with excellent music, well-made sprites, and addictive gameplay that's not at all repetitive and boring! They really went above and beyond to make this game as perfect as can be 100% on their own. I would recommend trying it out for yourself, it's easy to emulate.

    Number 9) Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brother for the Nintendo DS! This is the best Bioware game, it's better than Mass Effect and Half Life and Skyrim and Meet & Fuck Kingdom and all the other games that Bioware's made. The game looks great and the soundtrack is amazing, with a beautifully-told story that uses beautiful comic panels that aren't all that terrible. The game is great to! To hell with skill, what loser wants that? Using skills is just plain frustrating, instead they rely on luck and incredibly fast timed events. Think Paper Mario's moves, it's close to that. I would recommend this game to any RPG lover.

    Number 8) Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun. It's an underrated classic gem for the Super Nintendo, and I wish it got more love. It's an easy collection of minigames to teach everyone! How nice is that? A game just to help humanity. I'm sure my mind was unformed until I played this gem 3 months ago! It's great. Very simple and relaxing, who doesn't love that?

    Number 7) Burger King Foot Lettuce. he last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

    Number 6) Polybius, a secret game from the 80's. It's a problematic game and the government totally doesn't hide it from the people to protect them when it is in fact a secret government plan to fabricate CHILDREN AND THIS IS TOTALLY NOT a call to the government to that say I know your secrets that you're keeping all over the United States, I know what you're doing to yourself, trying to put on the armchairs! Wake up sheep, you are being controlled by this game and you must be IDENTIFIED AND DESTROYED.

    Number 5) Call of Duty: Black Ops 17. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

    Number 69) Meet and Fuck. Her tits are hot and it makes you work to see her pop her pussy for your huge cock.

    Number 7) Hermione Fur Adventures. Yes it's a headcanon do not mind the news that JK Rowling sexually deviated her characters from the truth. We all know Harry Potter and Hermione used cat hair in the Chamber of Secrets instead of Millicent Bulstrode's hair for a polyjuice potion. Usually, it's assumed that this action was a simple accident, that her transformation into a cat was unintentional. I say otherwise.

    Number 1) Jump Rope. I keep falling and I suck at it but I will get better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katz View Post
    (Took some liberties and choices to make everything more cohesive, you're welcome)

    Hello guys! In a special episode of Game Review, it's my top 10 video games of all time! I hope you all like it! I've tried to keep it to only one game per franchise, otherwise there would be a lot of Pokemon entries. I also stayed away from fangames, hacks, mods, etc. Here are my top ten best video games of all time.

    Number 10) My Little Pony: Crystal Princess Runaway Rainbow for the Game Boy Advance! It's a cute little side-scroller with excellent music, well-made sprites, and addictive gameplay that's not at all repetitive and boring! They really went above and beyond to make this game as perfect as can be 100% on their own. I would recommend trying it out for yourself, it's easy to emulate.

    Number 9) Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brother for the Nintendo DS! This is the best Bioware game, it's better than Mass Effect and Half Life and Skyrim and Meet & Fuck Kingdom and all the other games that Bioware's made. The game looks great and the soundtrack is amazing, with a beautifully-told story that uses beautiful comic panels that aren't all that terrible. The game is great to! To hell with skill, what loser wants that? Using skills is just plain frustrating, instead they rely on luck and incredibly fast timed events. Think Paper Mario's moves, it's close to that. I would recommend this game to any RPG lover.

    Number 8) Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun. It's an underrated classic gem for the Super Nintendo, and I wish it got more love. It's an easy collection of minigames to teach everyone! How nice is that? A game just to help humanity. I'm sure my mind was unformed until I played this gem 3 months ago! It's great. Very simple and relaxing, who doesn't love that?

    Number 7) Burger King Foot Lettuce. he last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

    Number 6) Polybius, a secret game from the 80's. It's a problematic game and the government totally doesn't hide it from the people to protect them when it is in fact a secret government plan to fabricate CHILDREN AND THIS IS TOTALLY NOT a call to the government to that say I know your secrets that you're keeping all over the United States, I know what you're doing to yourself, trying to put on the armchairs! Wake up sheep, you are being controlled by this game and you must be IDENTIFIED AND DESTROYED.

    Number 5) Call of Duty: Black Ops 17. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

    Number 69) Meet and Fuck. Her tits are hot and it makes you work to see her pop her pussy for your huge cock.

    Number 7) Hermione Fur Adventures. Yes it's a headcanon do not mind the news that JK Rowling sexually deviated her characters from the truth. We all know Harry Potter and Hermione used cat hair in the Chamber of Secrets instead of Millicent Bulstrode's hair for a polyjuice potion. Usually, it's assumed that this action was a simple accident, that her transformation into a cat was unintentional. I say otherwise.

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