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  1. #21
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    Why do you want to be a moderator?
    To help people. Anybody who needs help, it would be nice to do good for them.

    What section(s) do you want to moderate and why?
    If I would pick one it would be Forum Games. Thats where my roots are and I've seen how it can be run efficiently. I believe I would excel best there.

    If you can't have that section, what other sections would you enjoy moderating?
    I don't care what section, as long as I am still able to help people. I think I could manage General Entertainment or Writer's Corner pretty well though.

    Why would you make a good moderator?
    I would make a good moderator because my objective is clear. I have no more reason to be mad at anyone, or get it fights, or just ponder. I would help. I can help. Helping is all I've really ever wanted to be able to do with my friends. People deserve help, and I would get a great satisfaction from helping them correctly and nicely.

    If you become a moderator, what will change? Why do we need you?
    Nothing will change as much as maintained. If people need me, I will be there to assist. If there is trouble, I will not lollygag, I will calm people down and shut the problem down or at the very least to PMs. I will be a good as moderator as any, and put so much of my time and heart into it. You don't need me. I'm not essential. But I would put so much into this, with all my time and energy, that I would be a valuable asset.

    Have you ever been in a fight on our forums?
    Yep, its official. I'm a human.

    How did the fight end?
    In most cases with the opposing person being banned or warned. I don't go into fights where I will lose.

    Do you dislike anyone on the forums? Have any enemies?
    Only Romelon, but I ain't even mad anymore. Why should I be, it doesn't even matter in the big picture.

    Do you go to school or have a job?
    I'm a freshman and am working for minimum wage in a preschool.

    How old are you?
    15

    Where are you from?
    St. Louis. A place where it takes strong roots for a flower to bloom. It's a bad neighborhood in the city no doubt, but I was taught right.

    What has been your most significant accomplishment?
    Being the sperm that made it. Getting into the best private high school in St. Louis was pretty good too.

    Tell me about the worst boss or teacher you've ever had:
    All teachers are different. As long as they taught and truly meant for someone to learn, then they weren't a bad teacher.

    What is the biggest mistake you have ever made:
    Trying to impress people who don't like me. Also in some cases going with the "angry method"

    Everyone is good at certain things, but no one is good at everything. What are you good at? What aren't you good at?
    I'm good at philosophizing, using my imagination, drawing, reacting quickly, reading properly, and understanding people's emotions based off word alone.

    Who is more important, moderators or members? Why?
    Members. Always members. Members are what keep this place going. They ARE the forum. Moderators are considered members as well. We are all equally important members, all parts of the Atlas that keeps this sky from falling.

    What are your goals in life, and what do you plan to do over the next 2 years?
    I have no goals. This place is the only place where I will ever have goals again, and I put so much here. I don't expect to be alive in two years, so I want to go out, helping people get to the top.

    What is the most important decision you've ever made, and why did you make it?
    Who knows. Maybe I haven't made it yet. I could only truly tell when there are no more decisions to make. I'm guessing I will have made it for the love of someone.


    What do you expect to get out of becoming a moderator?
    I don't expect anything. I hope others expect I can help them, and I deliver.

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    Mod for Super Random and General Discussion if you may.

    What has been your most significant accomplishment?
    That's a difficult question as I have no idea what effect today will have on tomorrow. I'll just have to keep making the choices I think are right.


    Tell me about the worst boss or teacher you've ever had.
    Mrs McIlfatrick, S2 Home Economics Teacher. She just drones on and on and on. Her stories take up the entire lesson and she was just so annoying.

    What is the biggest mistake you have ever made?
    Telling my friend that she's fat. That's why I can't have nice things.

    Everyone is good at certain things, but no one is good at everything. What are you good at? What aren't you good at?
    I'm good at imagination but also statistical and logical things. I'm good in the mad, crap in practice. I can't do sports.

    Who is more important, moderators or members? Why?
    Members make moderators. Members are more important.

    What are your goals in life, and what do you plan to do over the next 2 years?
    I'll take life as it comes.

    What is the most important decision you've ever made, and why did you make it?
    The most important decision I've ever made was to open up to people so I wouldn't be so alien. I'm still working it out but so far its going good.

    What do you expect to get out of becoming a moderator?
    The satisfaction of helping a community.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Thank you for applying everyone. We will make sure that every single one of you gets evaluated as soon as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    when are the apps do?
    Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!


    In my island of dreams, you are with me it seems

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beastness View Post
    when are the apps do?
    People can no longer apply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Ok, I already submitted mine, I was jus' chekinn.
    Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!


    In my island of dreams, you are with me it seems

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beastness View Post
    when are the apps do?
    The apps are *due by last Saturday.

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    So you want to help moderate the ERBoH.com forums.
    Well its a tough job, and requires you to be very responsible.
    You can easily lose your position as moderator for misbehaving or acting irresponsibly!

    The job of a moderator is basically to:

    • Keep the forums clean, delete inappropriate posts
    • Warn users for breaking the rules
    • diffuse fights and keep the forum peaceful
    • Sticky topics and close topics
    • Help keep the forum active
    • Help maintain a friendly welcoming environment on the forum
    • Help make suggestions to improve the forum
    • Help with general forum activities



    Some requirements you need to become a moderator are:

    • Must be active on the forum(s)
    • Must be responsible and act mature
    • Must keep your cool in stressful situations
    • Must be friendly, fair, patient, and helpful
      • If you're going to get upset if you are rejected, then you're not mature enough to moderate
      • If you have a temper, then you won't be accepted



    So you're sure you want to volunteer to be a moderator?
    Fill out this form and post it here.

    • Why do you want to be a moderator? Because this forum has helped me in a lot of ways, and I would like to return the favor.
    • What section(s) do you want to moderate and why? It doesn't matter, what ever they could use assistance for.
      • If you can't have that section, what other sections would you enjoy moderating? ^

    • Why would you make a good moderator? I've been a moderator before. That's all I'll say about that. I've been on this forum for quite some time, and I have many friends. I can get on when nobody else is on, so if something were to happen I could take care of it.
    • If you become a moderator, what will change? Why do we need you? Nothing would change because people would be so terrified of me.
    • Have you ever been in a fight on our forums? Yes.
      • How did the fight end? I got a warning. (Previous Account)

    • Do you dislike anyone on the forums? Have any enemies? I dislike Kain. I would say Zoroark, but he's never done anything to me.
    • Do you go to school or have a job? School
    • How old are you? 16
    • Where are you from? Alabama



    You have to be a patient person, and willing to read and write (this is a forum after all).
    So answer these questions for me:


    1. What has been your most significant accomplishment? I stopped cursing.
    2. Tell me about the worst boss or teacher you've ever had. Omg. Coach Addams. This guy is a redneck, religious hypocrite who plays favorites. I hate him.
    3. What is the biggest mistake you have ever made? I've made too many.
    4. Everyone is good at certain things, but no one is good at everything. What are you good at? What aren't you good at? I'm good at talking. I'm not good at understanding all this techonlogilaclly talk.
    5. Who is more important, moderators or members? Why? Well, Mods are Members. So everyone is important.
    6. What are your goals in life, and what do you plan to do over the next 2 years? Not to shoot myself.
    7. What is the most important decision you've ever made, and why did you make it? Haven't had that opportunity yet.
    8. What do you expect to get out of becoming a moderator? Lust for power Satisfaction.


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    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    ... Why the fuck was this unlocked? We're not accepting applications.

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    *SEXUAL TENSION*

    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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