Epic Rap Battles of Forumers - Season 2

[GonadTheNomad]

Clemi and Umbreon tied, just for OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

But Eeveen compare was pretty fantastic.

And the Emo cat line.

Y'know what? Three way tie.

Three-way.

I mean wat.

[Umbreon]

The finale:

Spoiler: 

Will be out tomorrow

[Poles]

The finale:

Spoiler: 

Will be out tomorrow

Why would you do something like this to me?

[GonadTheNomad]

The finale:

Spoiler: 

Will be out tomorrow

You motherf*cker.

[ERBman]

Why would you do something like this to me?

Poor gunnut

[Poles]

Poor gunnut

I'm not Gunnut.

[Umbreon]

The Finale: (really this time)

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
DION!
VERSUS!
ROB! (for real this time)
BEGIN!

Dion
If it wasn't for me there'd be spambots galore
No spambots this time so let's battle once more
Your rhymes suck just like the state you live in
You already wish it would end but this is only the beginning
I've banned the worst of the worst so kiss my ass
Because you are an admin who has no class
you ghey little fagt i'll ban hammer you so hard
I dont even know why im trying against this retard
It looks like i ROBbed another victory from you
You chose to battle a god and now you're screwed
This admin just became your worst nightmare
Your first rap was against Triangles but your a Massive Square!

Rob
You think your the better Admin? You must be VBullshitting me.
Dissing you, Dindin that'll be elementary
Ill make your prized ass wear the panties of shame
Dont forget im the reason of your forum fortune and fame
Im the Admin OG and imma be honest
Your a bigger forum asshole than Nate and Adonis!
You swing the banhammer, I keep the forum alive
If ive gotta battle you we both know im gonna thrive
I'll own your ass like i own the site
You choosing me as your opponent isn't too bright
I have admin and rap experience, Din should take a note
Id rap better than you with a Frog in my throat

Froggy
Did somebody say Frog?

Ribbit Ribbit ya fuckers the Froggy is here
And i'm about to dis these admin queers
Rob is about as useful as Rob the Robot
And Dindin is a Dumbdumb who thinks that he's hot
You havent dealt with worse spammers than i have, dont doubt it.
This GM is gonna school yo asses whatcha gonna DylanDiggeryDoo About it?
Im a poison dart frog who's spittin' poison
And i'm spittin' in your direction so you better run, son
My disses are put together so clever they'll leave you dilerious
and when you see who think won you 2'll be furious
I'm destroying the admins and it looks like i cant stop
Cuz my rhymes are even sicker than Thrift Shop

BobbyBobber
Did somebody say Thrift Shop was good? dafuq?

Say What What What the fucks up with you guys, you cant be serious
You niggas dont know real rap, and it makes me furious
Dion, Rob, and Froggy? That's a Recipe for Disaster
You've got a bad case of sucking ass, you're like the servants and I'm the master
When it comes to rapping I was Made for This, thats right.
Now I got you bitches, riding on my BITCH BIKE!
I'm the only person on the forums who can actually rap
The rest of you are like 2 Chainz, a little too much Crinack
I haven't finished TDFE cause I'm too busy fucking bitches
Ain't nobody fucking with Bolly when he's chillin in da kitchen!
Welcome to Bolly Wood, this rap just took a wicked turn
You dont mess with the BobbyBob, You Losers need to learn

Lawlzor
Did somebody say Learn?

The king of knowledge here let me teach you all a lesson
When I jump in I Pwn, you all know Im not messing
People Just love to see the world burn
But all i wanna do is watch the world learn
I was the maker of the first group to ever grace the forums!
What did you ever do, masturbate in your bedrooms?
Dion and Rob are only warming the seats for when I become an Admin
Thinking I wouldnt jump into this battle? You must be madmen
Im the only one with brains on this forum, thats not even up for debate
Trying to beat the king Lawlzor, Ha! Too late!
Im the clear cut winner, You all flow like crap
My names Lawlzor, and I have Super Raps.


Axel
Did somebody say....Super Rapz?

Yo I'm the host with the most West Coast
All of you sound like you rapped after a drug overdose
Ill bring Havok to the Admins, The Other GM's get killed
Compared to You mother fuckers, Im the only one whos skilled
Oregon representing, Take a step on the trail
Or Try and step up to me, but you'll all definently fail
My group never died out or merged, thats why its the best around
I feel like im at a circus, because you guys rap like clowns
So Screw Rob, Dion, Froggy, BobbyBobber and Lawlz
How about you all give up now, grow a pair of balls
You all need to learn how to rap, but dont take it to heart
because as all of you know, My raps are a work of art

Noremac
Did somebody say Art?

Yo Im the host with the most reasons to boast
My artwork is so good it requires a toast
Ya'll gonna have a art attack
after you get dissed by the almighty Noremac
I've got the skills to be the Doctor, and the brains to be a genius
What do you guys have? A deformed penis?
My immortal series is the best on this site
Dont get mad at me, At least I know how to write
You can't beat the man who goes Hard with his Paint!
I'm a ladies man who gets lots of dates, a good rapper is what you ain't!
To win a rap battle you dont even need to shout
You dont need to be an asian to figure that out

YellowNerd
Did somebody say Asian?

Yo I'm the host with the most things to roast
When it comes to location, I'm not even close
I mean look at all of you, you're under the illusion you can win!
I'll Rob you all of the victory, knock you over like bowling pins
I mean, lets be Dion-est here, you're a shitty admin
And Froggy, you need to grow a pair, if your species even has it
LAWLzoR is a LAWLzBore, you never bring anything interesting
And BobbyBobber? More like BobbyBitch, get your ass back to your gangsta rap thing
Noremac? HEY LOOK, YOUR REAL NAME BACKWARDS! SO CREATIVE
Your art is weaker than you are, you've got nothing on this Asia native
You may all be pretty popular, but I'm the smartest one, your time is at an end
Cause you all have more flaws than Taylor Swift has had boyfriends!

Scatman
Did somebody say Taylor Swift?

Yo, I'm the host with most-

All:
GTFO!

Scatman:
Okay

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!

And that, my friends, is the finale of Season 2. This was one of the hardest to write and i hope it was worth it. Anyways...like last time, a small break and then back to 10 more battles. Some rematches, some new ones yadda yadda yadda. Like last season added Adonis and Licky Punk, this season will ad Batman4real to the crew so...welcome him i guess.

[Uprising]

Opposite Site Note:

Well, I can say I didn't expect us to pump out battles faster than Edison pumps out inventions. But I did enjoy it. I hope I'm able to make just as good battles with the crew next season!

I don't have anything else to say, but if you mail me a 10 dollar bill I shall mail you a taco.

[Umbreon]

This battle took forveer but it was worth it. I loved Season 2 and thought it was a million times better than Season 1. We have skilled writers who wrote together to give the best battles we could possibly do. Thanks for all your feedback and support. After a week or two we'll get back to doing more of these. See you guys in season 3! I plan to do some Umbreon Rap Battles soon but...idk. Im bad at writing stuff alone so we'll see.

[GonadTheNomad]

Im a poison dart frog who's spittin' poison.

You don't say?

That line aside. I'm sitting here, reading this battle, and I be all like.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD xD xD xD xD xD lololololololololol

Point being, good job.

Also, every single Host with the most line was badazz.

I half wish we heard Rom's entire version of the line, but oh well.

My favorite host line was probably the West coast one just because I didn't expect it.

In short: Heh. And it was a tie between everybody because there is too much awesome for my brain to identify.

Oh, one more thi-*Shot*